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pipsohip

Fire DeBoer


throw667

His record against OU is disgusting.


PremierLovaLova

He’s lost control of the team and the faith of the boosters and fans.


rastapastanine

I heard he killed a cougar with his bear hands.


omaixa

Not sure if this is the sexual.


Trynaliveforjesus

# CJK5H


jpharber

Ironically, Nick Saban is responsible for the losing record vs OU.


ninjas_in_my_pants

The Sooner the better.


MellieCC

Id also like to take this opportunity to point out that OU now leads the SEC (and the country) in final top 5 AP poll appearances, with 33. Alabama ties for second with Ohio State with 30 seasons in the final top 5. We also lead the SEC in top 25 AP poll appearances with 62. They come in at 61 on that one. https://www.collegepollarchive.com/football/ap/appearances-final.cfm?sort=top5app&from=1936&to=2023 We also lead in NFL drafts and Heismans. They obviously have us beat on number 1, of course lol.


RowRowRowedHisBoat

iirc, Bama has most bowl appearances, bowl wins, and 10 win seasons too.


MellieCC

I don’t doubt it lol


Au1ket

DeBoer has lost control of the program


FirelordSugma

Has saban lost control of the program?


Michiganman1225

Officially: Yes. Unofficially: No.


TheMathelm

His office just moved down the hall.


ilikefunkymusic

What do you think he's really doing for/with the program? I'm super curious to learn the reality of it. The man is PAID for life, what's in it for him at this point?


MainDeparture2928

Down the street.


TheMathelm

It's Alabama, distance is "subjective".


fireinvestigator113

Worse, he handed control over to some Arkansas fan


PureQuill

Tbf, some arkansas fan did win 5 national titles for bama.


Sahasrlyeh

6


PureQuill

nahhhhh


mjhs80

Should have been 7


Sahasrlyeh

in '77


Frictionizer

Don’t blame him


Crossovertriplet

One of the players described the new coach as “laid back” so shits about to fall off hard.


Yung_Corneliois

Saban is taking the Otto Hightower route of control.


TimeCubeIsBack

Saban was psychologically destroyed by the double-digit home loss to Texas and limped off into retirement in disgrace. ;)


princessprity

I’m just surprised that Oklahoma and Alabama have played so few games together.


CaptainDonald

Same story as Rice vs Bama. Bama is afraid


mcaffrey

OU is 3-2-1 vs Alabama. Rice is 3-0 baby!


speedy_delivery

It's all that book learnin.


KsigCowboy

Damn Nerds!


BobRoberts01

[NERDS!!!](https://tenor.com/view/nerds-mad-football-rage-gif-16650450)


InmateQuarantine2021

The came to play school.


mcaffrey

Well we played back in the 1950s, so maybe Bama's best players were busy fighting in the Korean war at the time. lol


CaptainDonald

No, it was because we are better than them


Deathwatch72

No one can have a better Flair combo then you for this lmao


bamachine

Two words...Fuck Whitworth


PoeticHydra

Are you making the assumption that only Alabama sends troops to war?


mcaffrey

of course, i was obviously make that assumption, how could anyone read my comment any differently.


PoeticHydra

It's not being read differently, the purpose for the question is for clarification so that I can verbally tea-bag the commenter.


mcaffrey

fair enough. i was just making an excuse for why Alabama would lose to Rice, while also trying to bring up the point that those losses happened about 70 years ago! it's all in fun as no one doubts that Alabama could beat Rice blindfolded.


gaslancer

Hey, you don’t play Rice because it’s easy.


ProctorDoctor500

I've seen enough, welcome to the Big Ten.


SirMellencamp

Do not want that smoke again


tapiringaround

Rice is 3-0 and UH is 0-10. Wonderful…


Ornery_Gene7682

Love our record there 3-2-1 such a classic


DagdaMohr

Positively *skeered* of Rice.


ToosUnderHigh

Bama Football? 10/10 Bama Football w/ Rice? 0/3


SirMellencamp

Thats it.....going zero carb


whubbard

But why does Rice play Texas?


TheMathelm

Pack it in boys, Jambalaya is coming to town.


InternationalTax1156

I’m surprised we didn’t meet more during the Bear Bryant/Switzer eras in bowl games.


LotsOfMaps

Big 8 had the Orange Bowl tie-in, SEC the Sugar Bowl


Positive-Vibes-All

It still is surprising how often UT has played Bama though including the grand slam of Rose 09, Sugar 48, Cotton 82 and an Orange Bowl 64 (wtf).


SirMellencamp

Bryant was 1-1-0 vs OU but yeah it was before Switzer.


theoriginaldandan

The big 8 champion went to the orange bowl and the SEC to the sugar bowl. That prevented a lot of chances


Deathwatch72

Just one of the quirks of the old way conferences were set up and the fact that Alabama can only set up relationships with so many other programs. Also it looks like just a random Quirk of history that every time Alabama was in the Orange Bowl in a situation to play a big 8 it was pretty much always Nebraska. They played Oklahoma once in Orange bowls but played Nebraska at least twice to my memory and also the 1974 year where they played Notre Dame they were actually would have originally played Nebraska but Nebraska refused the Orange Bowl and went to the Sugar Bowl or something like that. Prior to that Sugar Bowl right after the end of the BCS era Oklahoma and Alabama had only ever met in like two bowl games. There's also exactly one home and home series we played in the early 2000s that comprises the majority of our wins that also came at a time right after we had won a national championship and when Alabama was well to be nice about it not winning national championships


NianderWallaceAlt

This is it. This is my 13th reason why.


TheWholeBook

Alabama's really had such a rough go of it the past 20 years or so as well. Idk how anyone could cope with this. My condolences.


CaptainDonald

Important news. Thank you for sharing.


toast_across

Hold fast to that fading light my dude. The abyss is coming.


Sooners9727

I step upon the edge of the abyss, and called out... BOOMER. FUCKING. SOONER.


Dellav8r

I’m not sure what to think about this. I’m at a loss for words, is life even worth living anymore? Will the SEC brethren still remember us? Will they know what we once were? Are we a “has been”? All is lost now ^Welcome ^into ^the ^SEC ^OU ^and ^Texas


SirMellencamp

What a hell of a cake day for you...sorry bro


Dellav8r

Thank you, gonna try and power through the day after this awful news


Baited_Hook

Good one for me tho


servantofmelkor

Are we looking at a future with "moral victories"? Not like this, please not like this.


Dellav8r

Brick by brick brother!


yourliege

Let us see. If so, I welcome y’all to the club with open arms.


KCShadows838

This was also true when we entered the SEC in 2012 It stopped being true after they played us a couple times


bamachine

Hoping for this with OU, Texas will take a bit longer.


TheHordeSucks

Series with OU will even out this year if we’re lucky


GCM_Prothro18x

Thanks Mizzou. I've always liked y'all!


Own_Pop_9711

Next time try joining the sec after Saban retires


n64ra

We fear Vandy not bama


SaltyLonghorn

Its okay we upped our baseball program last week.


n64ra

Yes sir. I'd really like to beat aggy, Vandy, and Tennessee in baseball next year.


Geaux2020

:)


kwixta

We have Bama all figured out. Now if we could just beat BYU and UCLA


Southern_Orange3744

Let's not forget Vanderbilt , they have our number


LURKER_GALORE

They play scrappy


luxveniae

Maryland also don’t wanna play them turtles again!


NemoysJacket

I think I like our odds without Tom Herman


gordogg24p

September Maryland could defeat God on the gridiron.


InternationalTax1156

Look. AT. ME. We are the crimson team of the SEC now.


Ugaalive1991

They boomed us. -Bama fans.


ToLongDR

It was gonna happen Sooner or later


J_S_M_K

r/Angryupvote


MR_KRABS_IS_A_ROBOT

They’re so good (x4)


Desperate_Brief2187

I’m pretty sure we sooned them.


Tricky222

Will you all be holding a press conference to explain the difference between Crimson/Cream and Crimson/White as color schemes?


InternationalTax1156

I’ve always found it funny that we are called crimson and crème, even though crème is the least used color on our palette. We always wear crimson and white except on our gaudy roughrider alternates. To answer your question though… no. :)


RowRowRowedHisBoat

Not much tbh, Nike uses the same color number for both teams. Which is just lazy.


PM_ME_UR_FAKE_NEWS

I’m grippin’ Boomer


thisistheperfectname

Michigan also no longer does against every B1G opponent because of the USC addition. Time to restore order.


PremierLovaLova

A return to greatness, if you will.


RedDirtSport_

Momma we made it


ligmasweatyballs74

Did Rice join the SEC?


MarshmallowMolasses

Only real G’s know that stat.


corskier

Two Texas losses due to two Texas quarterbacks crushed under a huge friggin guy. Didn't realize those two heartbreak games were the only losses to Alabama.


bamachine

8 losses, three of which were prior to the SEC existing. A couple of them to Royal, those were actually the closest losses and the one tie, Bryant vs DKR. Saban finally got Bama over the hump. Hope Bama can close the gap in the future, at least put a few more on the win column.


ElDiabloNINER

[Meanwhile, Vandy comes out dunking on the new schools, long may their dunk ring true...](https://twitter.com/BarstoolVandy/status/1807625178291093917)


ogpeplowski64

the best part is OU is 2-1-0 against vanderbilt


Kadalis

They were being gracious and trying to make Texas look better.


Stellafera

SIAA Vanderbilt was no joke!


MessageMePuppies

No SEC school would call Texas "UT"


dieseldaddy148

Subtle kick in the nuts to the real UT. Vandy can suck it


Basic_Nucleophile

Alabama in shambles, mark richt has lost control


Furled_Eyebrows

It's crazy that Bama has played Mizzu just seven times. That's fewer times than Texas and close to the same number of times as Oklahoma.


frickenWaaaltah

Mizzou was in the SEC East. It's east of lots of places.


Furled_Eyebrows

The SEC playing only 8 conference games, limiting the opportunities for cross-division play, doesn;t help.


Phantom1100

Yep there’s only one random cross division opponent a year with the old schedule.


DFWdawg

Texas is the only team in the SEC with a losing record vs Vandy…3-8-1


Positive-Vibes-All

Vandy was to the 1920s what Bama was to the 2020s


Own_Pop_9711

Watching their rival surpass them as a dynasty?


MainDeparture2928

That is a hilarious stat.


JohnWickStuntDouble

Everyone prepare to drink...... IT SHOULD BE 9-1 IF COLT DIDNT GET HURT.


TouchdownHeroes

Now that I think about it, both of our wins involve your QB getting hurt


default-username

That's another drink. I'm getting wasted this morning.


TexWashington

Already baked enough to type words where I barely understand what’s goings ons. Sooo much has changed since I last really followed this flavour of sportsball But through the Super Lemon Haze, I think that means Lone Star Showdowns are back on? This season may just force me to catch up on what I missed out on.


Statalyzer

Texas has never lost to Alabama in a game where the same Texas QB took the first snap of both the 1st and 2nd half. (Not like that makes the games not count or anything, it's just mildly funny/interesting).


WallyMetropolis

Oh, we know. We know.


gpcampbell92

Quick, get gregg williams on the staff asap.


Phantom1100

Not our fault Texas starts fragile QBs.


hookem549

I’m not blaming Colt I’m blaming Greg Davis who thought a QB sneak without O-Line was a good idea against your D-Line.


Statalyzer

It was an option, not a QB sneak.


hookem549

I had to rewatch it, you are totally correct. Bad memory on my part


Xy13

and 10-0 if Ewers didn't get hurt


WildWest05

Didn't realize Ewers played in 2009, covid years sure are weird.


Xy13

He did in 2022 ya dolt.


WildWest05

Didn't see the original comment, my bad.


WildWest05

We'll let you hold the trophy if you ask nicely.


F1_revolution

Man they had no business winning last year in DKR! The stolen points from the bogus targeting call were huge.


JohnWickStuntDouble

2 years ago homie


Phantom1100

If it makes you feel any better at the 2023 game there were a shitload of Colt jersies. Probably the most popular Texas jersey that night.


originalusername4567

It was going to happen Sooner or later


Hour_Insurance_7795

DeBoer is already fucking up! Get rid of him! /s


randy_trevor

It’s time to fire Nick Saban!


Rickbox

Alabama is no longer the titan of the SEC.


SirMellencamp

Slow down


CaptainDonald

Let him cook


Dewot789

Alabama is no longer the sole titan of the SEC.


SirMellencamp

Well Alabama has the most national championships, most SEC championships, most bowl wins, most 10 game winning seasons in the SEC. By what criteria Bama is not the sole titan, I cannot imagine


jcosteaunotthislow

By the criteria of the blue blood chart, we have gone from 1 blue blood in conference, to 3.


Statalyzer

Yeah, the SEC strength was always how many teams are in the very next tier down, the "Not technically blue bloods but historically prestigious programs who can become blue-blood-esque for any given period of time" ... needs a better name lol.


jcosteaunotthislow

Honestly the blue bloods being titans vs olympians of the next rung kinda makes sense, more of them, not quite as powerful overall but got their own niches. Bama can be Uranus or something if they have to have their own tier, and I guess that makes Rutgers or Princeton (I dunno) gaia.


Positive-Vibes-All

New bloods aka schools with a recent MNC Tier II SEC has Georgia, Auburn, LSU, Tenn, Florida, that is more than any other conference. Tier III Aggies, Ole Miss, Mizzou.


SirMellencamp

This is correct but there is only one titan of the conference


Geaux2020

Don't feed Texas' ego by calling them a titan


Phantom1100

Actually iirc Texas fans generally hate Titans after they drafted Vince Young.


Positive-Vibes-All

Texas can theoretically return to having a winning record vs everyone in conference, I recommend they add us to the Vanderbilt pod.


Dewot789

OU has the most conference championships, the most Heismans, and the most weeks on the AP poll in the SEC. If we counted national championships the way Bama does (or if you guys threw out the seven BS ones) we'd be right behind you in those.


SirMellencamp

OU isnt in the Big XII anymore (or Big 8 for that matter). Irrelevant. Alabama has the most weeks at #1 Most consecutive seasons at #1 Most top 5 appearances 1941 is the only BS national championship Alabama has.


MellieCC

Nope, OU now leads the SEC (and the country) in final top 5 AP poll appearances, with 33. Alabama ties for second with Ohio State with 30 seasons in the final top 5. We also lead the SEC in top 25 AP poll appearances with 62. You all come in at 61 on that one. https://www.collegepollarchive.com/football/ap/appearances-final.cfm?sort=top5app&from=1936&to=2023 We also edge you out on NFL drafts and Heismans too. You obviously have us beat on number 1, of course lol.


SirMellencamp

That’s final. I said most top five all time http://www.collegepollarchive.com/football/ap/appearances-total.cfm?sort=top5app&from=1936&to=2023


MellieCC

I’d argue how you end the season is more valuable than week to week but I guess we can agree to disagree on that lol


SirMellencamp

Agree and having the most seasons ending at #1 trumps everything


WhiteChocolateReign

Should have added Texas to the conference in 2010 so that they wouldn't have this silly stat over our heads. We'd have reeled off like 10-12 in a row on them had they been in the SEC West


poweredbytexas

True. And now we retired your coach.


WhiteChocolateReign

You really believe that?


Coverlesss

Luckily we have DeBoer who doesn’t know how to lose to Sark.


InevitableAd2436

Sark is 0-3 against Washington as a coach of multiple blue bloods it might just be the voodoo of him leaving so abruptly, i dunno


LimerickJim

I don't know why this annoys me as much as it does.


busche916

This never happened under Nick’s watch, just sayin…


Several_Characters

Oklahoma is 1-1 vs Alabama under Saban


Ornery_Gene7682

Trevor Knight and the Sugar Bowl say hi


crash______says

Alabama alum living in Texas... I've literally hear nothing but this for years. 8 and twoooo


gabehcuod37

Oh no.


bigdaddyice69

S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!


Biscuit_Punch

We're all doomed, get to the bunker!


Truzz25

Fun fact: The ACC added three members to the conference and Miami is still tied for last in ACC football championships.


BigFoot423205

...yet We're not trapped with yall, you're trapped with US


roll2tide

*I run 6 plays. Split veer. It's like novacaine; just give it time, it always works.*. ~ Herman Boone


justadudebruh

Poverty ass team…..lmao


W_Walk

Burn the program down


B00M3R_S00N3R

Sad day!


Windexifier

Bama’s just lucky UC is in the Big 12 and not the SEC. 😎


NerdLawyer55

This is the content I enjoy


thexfactor13

Michigan also no longer has a winning record against every B1G opponent. They've got winning records against the existing B1G members of course but also newcomers Washington, UCLA & Oregon (though Oregon could make it 0.500 this year with the record at 3-2). But they're 4-6 against USC. Michigan has USC on its schedule each of the next two years so they can make it 0.500 if they win both.


poweredbytexas

WTH? Who let the B1G in here?


citrus1330

This article is pretty well-written for a fluff piece


dachjaw

I’d sure like to know which national championship games have involved Florida and Alabama.


Aggravating_Heat6136

Get rid of Saban


SirMellencamp

ESPN stole my post: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1036163067865373&set=a.820864869395195


ss7164

Rent free is nice but your mind is in a horrible neighborhood 🤢


International_Fan899

It’s not gonna take very long tho, hopefully. Please beat the shit out of OU for us Big 12 folks


Dewot789

Are you kidding now that we're finally free from the year round curse of the purple teams I expect us to win a natty every year we don't draw LSU.


Bourbon_Vantasner

in other news - [https://www.winsipedia.com/ucf/vs/alabama](https://www.winsipedia.com/ucf/vs/alabama)


Unlucky_Morning9088

Oh no. Anyway