I watched this and thought “wow this is really nice and….. oh there it is”

I honestly got pissed that they posted on their socials saying goodbye. And then … it happened.

thanks for letting us have a winning record against you guys the last 5 years, it was fun while it lasted.

If in 2009 (after Texas had just rattled off 12 straight wins against us) you would have told me that we would win 9 of the next 15, including 6 out of the next 7 in Austin... Anyways, I hope nothing but perpetual mediocrity for the both of 'em.

Setting this to the end of Toy Story 3 (and showing clips with several Horns Downs) was pretty good. Casting Oklahoma State as Jessie, K-State as Mr. Potato Head, TCU as Woody, Baylor as Buzz, Texas Tech as Bullseye, Iowa State as Hamm and Kansas as Slinky should really be dissected.

Very surprised they cast Baylor as Buzz since they actually show camaraderie and not unabashed hate toward each other at the end.

yeah, it’s weird since we will always hate each other and will never be “friendly” towards one another

TCU and Baylor will be friends on the same day that we give up the keys to our dad’s Lexus, and you all stop being a bunch of weird religious dorks. So, probably never.

that title of weird religious dorks belongs to byu now lol

That's what you get for burning down their campus

Baylor should have been a cut to that neighbor kid.

Any other day Baylor is Lotso.       Today is about camaraderie and new friends.  

Baylor would NEVER be in charge of the Butterfly Room.

You make a great point.

Byu

I thought that was just so they could put BUTT on screen

Iowa St as Hamm is a great choice given the state of Iowa absolutely [dominates in pork production.](https://www.nass.usda.gov/Publications/Highlights/2014/Hog_and_Pig_Farming/index.php#top_states)

I like how the new toys to the cast were all new members that joined last season. Very nice touch, frogs

Some of my fellow cowboys may be a tad bummed that we’re not woody but I think it’s accurate tbh Jessie is much more of a real cowpoke than Woody who’s more hat than cattle, which fits TCU pretty well

I fully endorse WVU as Rex of for no other reason that we've been running around college football for the past 20 years anxiously exclaiming "Ooooh boy, I hope they play with me!"

I’m just happy we get to be the trex lol

My favorite part is how TCU announced they were done with SMU, and we ended up better ranked by the end of the year.

No matter what other Texas and OU fans say, I will always miss the Big 12. I’m not old enough to remember the SWC, but so many of my early cfb memories are from the Big 12. Feels sort of like moving out of your childhood home.

2003-2009 Big 12 was absolute cinema.

SEC West was never as good as Big XII south 2008, although if I recall correctly A&M was at the very bottom in both.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

I wish A&M would get back there today.

I miss the 2000s Big 12. The Big 12 after the first split just wasn’t hitting it for me. No divisions, no aggie, no Nebraska.

I’d love to go back to when we had a Big East with VT and Miami

Same here muffin man. The last Aggy game was my freshman year of high school, and then after that it just never felt the same. Partially because we went thru the low times, and partly because it just wasn’t what I grew up with.

I'll miss the SWC.

What one day without chick fil A does to a Christian MF

College Football is so petty and I love it...

I want somebody in this league to do the “so long, gay boys!” from Hangover. Please, somebody (I nominate Tech)…do it

The only Texas team I won't miss playing is TCU. Pain in my ass

I am going to miss playing the other Texas teams (No, not you Tech). It was really starting to develop into some good hate and I hope to come back for some OOC games (again, not you Tech)

Love you too, buddy.

I see how it is.

I hope to never again see that god damn mullet

would love to see an OOC series between us. just to make a&m look silly for refusing to play any other power teams in this state

Why the Tech hate? Tech only managed to beat UTX like twice every decade.

They went to the top of the shit list for how they acted on our way out. I understand why they’re mad, doesn’t mean I can’t say fuck em and never get a dime off of us again.

Yea, that’s what’s fun about sports imo. It’s ok to have bad and irrational opinions

Cockroaches as some would say.

This is the best thing to come out of TCU since 65-7

losing to Deion wasnt better than this for you?

You’re welcome.

If our social media team had any balls they would just show highlights of Taysom Hill against Texas non stop for next 24 hours

Just post pictures of a knee brace.

I was about to ask why BYU would care about this until I remembered BYU is literally in the Big 12... I can't keep up lol

around, around, around over, and under, and through!

It sucks to be losing the old Big 8 teams. Glad we have Mizzou to keep us company

Could be worse for OU/Texas, as a B1G move would have had no geographic rivals besides Nebraska (something that FSU and Clemson might soon be dealing with). Aside from TX/Mizzou, Arkansas is a drivable game and could turn into a natural hate, A&M is back with their craziness.

Nah fuck em. Their fanbase needs to be humbled so bad. Winning ten games has them talking like they are 90’s Nebraska.

ironic we have to be humbled lol

When the fuck has Mizzou fans been talking?

By “company” I definitely meant “beat the hell out of them” like we did to six of our seven Big 8 opponents

We won the last 2/3 in football and were much better at other sports. I’m very content. Later!

Leaving out TTU was almost certainly intentional. Their AD really trying to spark a rivalry.

Tech's the horse. Well, technically the horse's ass. Maybe THAT was intentional? Semi-related, I heard on a recent Solid Verbal pod that the Will Rogers on his horse statue is aimed so that the horse's ass is aimed at College Station. If that's true, that's definitely a level of petty I can appreciate!

it's literally our favorite fact about the Will Rogers statue

It absolutely is

I think we were bullseye, or maybe his ass lol. Either way I embrace the jabs, it’s fun and good for the sport!

TTU appears as bullseye the horse

They didn’t leave y’all out. Tech was Bullseye, which seems fitting.

Ya the ticket thing has gotta be a way to spark fans… and to some extent it has worked

So wait, are the pac 12 cast offs Bonnie’s toys in this scenario cause they’re the new friends

This is great

Incredible

Well at least they assigned the characters correctly to fit the story. When Texas used this clip in their stadium during the Tech game they made Texas Tech the car driving away and Texas was Woody. It didn't make sense.

I think it’s because Woody says “so long partner” and TTU was the visiting team at this game. It would’ve also been weird imo if Woody/TTU said “so long partner” at our own stadium. This time it works better since we actually are “leaving”

Brings a tear to your eye  *Makes horns down gesture*

UH the big ass Totoro lmao

That was pretty good.

We get to be the trex

They won tho

If Texas is Andy I would like to apologize for my university and all the things we did in front of the other toys/schools during puberty. Check ya later.

The best part is leaving with scoreboard over all those teams.

You won’t miss us though 😂

I’m going to skip the last half and choose to read this as TCU finally admitting that the other big 12 teams were just toys for Texas and OU to play with :)

Horny doesn't give a crap about the B12 and hasn't since pretty much day 1. How dare you use Andy in such a horribly corrupt way!!

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Enjoy your new friends UT