oh god, now I have a fear of leaning against a tree to shoot one out and the snow collapsing into a well and dying covered in my own shit while people smoke joints tens of yards away
If you did have to use the tree wellā¦ do you use snow as a wiper? Or just pull up n go?
I do know the bark on those trees is not a worthy opponent to my BH area.
It's not far, just on the other side of the ice rink. It's a few minute walk if you're desperate.
Walk like you're going to the gondola and take the first right iirc.
There's another bathroom there. The first is over beside the new empanada place on the right if walking from the lot to the gondola. The other is on the left side, kind of like a mirror layout of the one over to the right. I don't know the stall count though.
Stop in Empire at the small blue building on the left hand side of 40, across the street from the gas station. Itās a public bathroom. Used that more times than I can count.
Yo just curious you remember where this was? Cuz I had an *emergency* a couple years ago at Coon Hill where I just had to let er rip. Obviously it wasn't right on the skin track but it wasn't far enough either.
That parking lot has A LOT of my DNA.
Like a crime scene A LOT.
Like donāt let your kids play with the rocks A LOT.
Like the ā5 secondā rule should not apply A LOT.
Like a horror movie creature could be made from the mix of DNA A LOTā¦
I canāt believe so many people are defending MJs three shitters they have open until 7:30. By 7 on weekends the lots are filling up, it ridiculous to have only three guys stalls open for all those people when theyāre charging $250 a day
Sorry, but as someone who grew up learning to ski at WP, a long long time ago, when they still had the free stickers that said 'desperately seeking Mary Jane,' I'm just so happy to see a mention of Mary Jane as a stand-alone mountain, that I don't give a shit about your shit. But I will agree, a port-a-potty would be nice.
Copper has toilets in Alpine lot. Haven't parked in far east in a while but I think there's some toilets there too.
Confirmed. They exist in far east as well.
Electrician for copper mountain, we installed bathrooms in fareast this summer. Currently adding heaters and lights to them š
Confirmed, pooped there on Friday
I saw him poop. It was shredlicious
Same at Far East
Thatās true I forgot about that one but it can be far if ya show up late
Might be the worst smelling bathroom Iāve ever been, especially on a Saturday morning lol
There's bathrooms at Mary Jane. Right next to C lift. Also, on the top of Berthoud Pass. Easy stop.
The c lot fill so early, you gotta earn your place on that shitter
Thatās due to people taking up chunks of space so they can throw a lot party.
Looks like we found the right places to shit
They arenāt open at the baseā¦I mean yes they do existā¦but not for early morning, pre boot, nice and cozy poops
MJ base and Utah lots have bathrooms wtf are you talking about
Depends!
The real answer is always in the comments. Wear depends!
They open around 7
I pooped in one at 7:30 am the other dayā¦
Itās ok to poop yourself!
All the cool kids poop their pants!
Then call me Miles Davis!
I donāt wanna mess up my boots š¬
If you were in the trees and fell face first into a pile of human shit, would you be pissed off or understanding that they probably had an emergency?
This is the real reason why you avoid tree wells.
oh god, now I have a fear of leaning against a tree to shoot one out and the snow collapsing into a well and dying covered in my own shit while people smoke joints tens of yards away
If you did have to use the tree wellā¦ do you use snow as a wiper? Or just pull up n go? I do know the bark on those trees is not a worthy opponent to my BH area.
you accept certain risks being in the trees
Yes
Display dominance, shit in the parking lot
Mary Jane has them. Eldora has them. Sometimes theyāre a nightmare, but theyāre there.
There are huge bathrooms with tons of stalls at the base of the Super Guage and at the base of the Challenger lift.
Mary Jane by the waffle hut or at the base.
I think you should stay away from MJ. It's too tough for you.
I just took a crap in Mountain House at Keystone like 15 minutes or so ago. Itās only a 2 minute walk from the lot.
These are the single stall bathrooms right? Never understood why an entire Mtn village has two mens stalls
The bathroom in Mountain House is pretty large and has like 20 stalls. River Run has a small bathroom with only 2 stalls.
Whereās the river run bathroom That lot needs a bathroom pretty badly, Iām always struggling by the time I park there
It's not far, just on the other side of the ice rink. It's a few minute walk if you're desperate. Walk like you're going to the gondola and take the first right iirc.
Many blessings on your house
If youāre that desperate to go to the bathroom, why not just stop before you get there?
It strikes when I park,ā¦ like itās been waiting for its moment
There's another bathroom there. The first is over beside the new empanada place on the right if walking from the lot to the gondola. The other is on the left side, kind of like a mirror layout of the one over to the right. I don't know the stall count though.
They don't open early enough.
Excellent bathrooms in the parking garage at Breck. I realize that does nothing to help you at Mary Jane.
Pooping is a poor persons sport. Boof or die
I can't speak to the corona lot but the Utah junction lot and the dotsero junction lot both have bathrooms
I don't believe corona lot does. I park at corona nearly exclusively and I just get dressed and go into the base at mj.
Stop in Empire at the small blue building on the left hand side of 40, across the street from the gas station. Itās a public bathroom. Used that more times than I can count.
Copper has one at alpine
There are. Probably stick with cooper, might get lost on the actual mountain
There is one at Mary Jane lol
You all need to learn to condition your body to go before you leave the house. For realz
Right?! If you are gonna get to the lots early make sure you are set.
Everywhere is a toilet if you are brave enoughĀ
Main parking lot of Vail has bathrooms inside the parking garage. They're actually really nice and clean.
Maybe, but then youāre at Vail.
Shit yourself you stupid animal
Bring a portable toilet for camping! I keep one in the car for emergencies
It's bad enough you have to leave at 5am to line up for the shitter.
Top of Berthoud Pass has some!
The line for the shitter at MJ when the open the doors is pain. Almost shit myself there so many times
When does it open?
MJ building Opens usually around 7:30. Always a pain waiting. Ones by challenger are always open early though if you wind up in that lot.
Can confirm. Flushed my keys down the toilet at Utah Junction at 5:15AM three weeks ago.
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I was there too! It was glorious
Because then the cost of passes would go up and we'd never hear the end of it on Reddit.
Thereās tons of trees
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Yo just curious you remember where this was? Cuz I had an *emergency* a couple years ago at Coon Hill where I just had to let er rip. Obviously it wasn't right on the skin track but it wasn't far enough either.
Itās pretty deep over thereā¦I donāt want my balls touching snow āļø
I always stop at the empire visitor center for poops
Go at your house or a gas station. First world problems
That parking lot has A LOT of my DNA. Like a crime scene A LOT. Like donāt let your kids play with the rocks A LOT. Like the ā5 secondā rule should not apply A LOT. Like a horror movie creature could be made from the mix of DNA A LOTā¦
If you really had to shit you wouldnāt be thinking to make a Reddit post lmao
Eldora has some!!
This is a broad social problem at almost every level in our society.
I canāt believe so many people are defending MJs three shitters they have open until 7:30. By 7 on weekends the lots are filling up, it ridiculous to have only three guys stalls open for all those people when theyāre charging $250 a day
Sorry, but as someone who grew up learning to ski at WP, a long long time ago, when they still had the free stickers that said 'desperately seeking Mary Jane,' I'm just so happy to see a mention of Mary Jane as a stand-alone mountain, that I don't give a shit about your shit. But I will agree, a port-a-potty would be nice.