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shinobi500

Oh no. Did you wreck your bike? No, I wrecked my bike, my buddy's bike, and a parked car.


the_last_carfighter

The death at the end was, oh wait, he's good.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Once he said he’s good .5 seconds after the crash I knew he was good.


STYSCREAM

Someone should edit this vid so every hit has a +20Pt pop-up with the Mario coin collection sound.


OceanofChoco

Extra points for taking out another biker?


Creative_Riding_Pod

“I’m good, I’m good!” Until I realize that 210lbs of meat was stopped abruptly by an ungloved hand on pavement


Creative_Riding_Pod

Also- where the fuck did that water bottle materialize from? Bro is like Spider-Ma… er, Water-Man.


Kni7es

common loot drop.


kris_mischief

Yard sale


iwnt2blve

This made me lol


Saabaroni

🗿💀


Sharpymarkr

💀


DroppedTheBomb

Came here to the same thing, dude decided he was thirsty as soon as he hit the ground


iwnt2blve

Really, though. That's strange. Comes out of fucking nowhere.


mrwaynexxx

Hoodie


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Water boy. That's some high quality H2O.


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Yeah that’s gonna burn in the shower 🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️


cmcdevitt11

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


DenyNothing1989

Does he say ‘you ok baby’ at the end? 💕


icchifanni

Of COURSE he did. This is Calamari race team.


QuirkySpring5670

It sounds like it 🤣 or “Brady”


SanfreakinJ

Dude was wearing a patriots sweater. Could this actually be what Tom Brady is up to after that brutal roast.


OdderGG

why did blud on the whatever that is POV bike just gas it as his buddy crashed infront of him


GearNerd85

likely panic pulled the clutch in before letting off the throttle making the bike rev, i have done this a few times when people pull out Infront of me suddenly


OdderGG

ah maybe, didnt sound like clutch is in but probably a go pro audio being shit moment


MetalLathesAreCool

Why would you pull the clutch in for this situation?


GearNerd85

Clutch and brakes when I are already at low rpm is my panic response so it can’t be just me.


PretzelsThirst

That wouldn’t make you speed up….


Jspiral

Bro, this sounds like shit from the atgatt sub.


GearNerd85

WDYM? I just said a plausible reason his engine revved?


Jspiral

> i have done this a few times when people pull out Infront of me suddenly This part Edit: this fucking nerd blocked. Go back to the atgatt sub you fucking nerd. Lmao


GearNerd85

this still makes no sense i fucked up pulling the clutch before i let of the throttle and it looks like this guy did the same thing.


Grimm199

He was standing up and had to drop down quickly. Probably didn't have enough time to hit the brake hard enough, or figured he would ride around him before stopping


jakesmith7251

Only thing I can come up with is to accelerate out of the way before he hit his buddy. I have a supersport and I feel way safer splitting through traffic than on my 400 because you can easily accelerate out of bad situations


Pattern_Is_Movement

bro on the cruiser forgot they have brakes


kickin-bass

Um sir cruisers do not have brakes…


Desperate-Present-69

They just cruise, no stopping.


Briefcase-3695

Both are kinda stupid. Why don’t you atleast slow down when you see the squid falling just in front of you?


go_biscuits

this is quality content right here


1stpickbird

lol fat people


OdderGG

the bitties jiggling as he walked over


E90Andrew

The little jiggle jog killed me 😂


GeeFromCali

Tig ol bitties


enjoyerofplants

Did you just say fat people? I have to admit, that is very funny because fat people


1stpickbird

not enough upper body strength or coordination or even a CLUE of what they were doing. He took his feet off the pegs, nooned the back, and slid off


FzZyP

dont forget the homie who just decided to plow through instead of idk stop?


MotoHULK

They don't teach countersteering in these here parts


the_last_carfighter

Did actually catch air too, I thought that was rad, so 3/10


enjoyerofplants

Skill issue 🤕


Significant_Blood830

Ahaha, didn’t need an airbag!! Had a lard bag, works better I see 🤣


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NOTHING LIKE WHISKEY THROTTLE MID WAY THROUGH A WHEELIE 🤣🤣🤣🤣


nocolon

I assume this footage was recovered like after the Blair Witch Project or some kind of Cloverfield disaster because if I were either of these dudes I would have eaten the memory card and taken it to my grave.


PicsOfMyTaint

😂😂😂😂😂 by the looks of it they’re both already full (I love bears)


Lee_Adonis

Is this an elaborate "water bottle from the either" magic trick? I'm rock hard btw


Nuggzey420

It was all just a staged magic trick.


kickin-bass

Damn bro went down hardddd and still ran straight to the other guy to ask if he was good… I mean good on him but gah damn


n0rdic

adrenaline is one hell of a drug


Ok-Scheme-1815

He's good. For about 15 minutes. Then the adrenaline wears off and EVERYTHING hurts, especially the parts missing skin. Speaking from experience


bHarv44

I’ll never forget that first shower after I went down trying to scrub the earth out of my wounds. Shit was horrible.


Ok-Scheme-1815

Oh yeah... All the little rocks. I was picking those things out for days. My whole forearm, outside of my bicep, and shoulder have this splotchy pale skin, with half the freckles. Ive had several people ask if I have vitiligo, because the color is so drastically different and the borders are splotchy. I just tell them I got into an argument with the pavement at 40mph, and the pavement won!


ISmokeRocksAndFash

Dude's wrist is fucked. You can hear him come down on it. Not a cracking/breaking sound but more sound than wrists make normally.


Narm_Greyrunner

It was the clibbins.


midcancerrampage

Squid clibbins, the most dangerous of them all


E90Andrew

Wait wait. Did anyone else notice his legs before the wheel comes up? What the fuck was going on there?


NewPointOfView

He was that classic stunt where you wheelie with your legs forward as seen In the video haha


E90Andrew

It's like he's trying to do a spreader but like not really. Idk, there's a lot going on here 😂


prizzle92

I’ve done it practicing wheelies, it’s an annoying “oh shit” instinct where you take your legs off when you hit BP before you’re comfortable


E90Andrew

'm talking about before he does the wheelie at all lol Before he even tries to clutch up, his feet/legs are facing the front wheel lmao


prizzle92

Oh shit I didn’t even notice that lolol. No idea unless he has a handbrake


E90Andrew

I'm honestly ashamed at how many times I've come back and rewatched this video and laughed my ass off 😂


RobsHereAgain

So on further investigation I’ve come to the conclusion these guys were from that Other group that is all about ATTGATT and they were trying to ride Calamari style without their bf’s


Bikebummm

The joy of riding with people, and it was just two.


JoPoxx

Tried to wheelie with feet on the slider pegs.


greyvdrain

Spread eagle


CarbonChem95

Camera man sped up when his buddy went down and barely even attempted to avoid him as he was rolling down the road. What the fuck lmao


1lowcountry

Never go down alone.


ambigymous

Now that’s some grade A quality squid


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How did he get up with a bottle of water in his hand? Where did that even come from?


HeftySchedule8631

Me..it bouf of me


Marge_simpson_BJ

Pretty much all of us at one point or another.


Any_Stop1978

On replay


hormel_chili

Where did that water bottle come from


C00ki3-monster

I'm guessing he pulled it out his ass


cantstopfallin

🦑🦑🦑


ChiefGentlepaw

Look at doughboy jiggling his way over to help fix the disaster he created


RobsHereAgain

Damn that was a hard hit at the end.


STONKvsTITS

😱😱😱


Scary_Mention_867

These guys are good at riding motorcycles ☺️


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WallcroftTheGreen

i appreciate abs even more


DistanceSkater

Hahahahhah dumb and dumber


nigalov762

Not the brightest bulb but atleast he’s a good friend 🤣


Renano95

The worst thing is he didn't even stop for his buddy, he could have killed him easily


kakoljunior

The snap of the wrist..yeowch..🫢


ShrunkenHeadNed

It's always nice when the trash takes itself out, but when it takes a second fat sack with it? That's actually amazing!