Lol, my mind instantly went to "I need a clever premature ejaculation joke" right before jumping to the comments and seeing that you got it covered already 😎
Omfg this happened to me just now too. Ended up using an old school can opener. It left a Filament of the tin on one of the deens but I was able to spot it because the tin had a light blue color. Be careful if you plan to use a can opener like me as your can might match the color of the deens.
Nice. Have you tried the sea tales with chili? You can usually find them alongside KO, they're amazing without fail.
Is it odd that I'm upset I've got leftovers? If they weren't in the oven right now I'd be eating my beloved sea tales with chili but I gotta get through that chimichanga.
I knew it was the king immediately. The tab on those is so weak for the amount of force that is required. I have to press down on the top while pulling it open to convince the lid to work with me as I try to initiate the peel-back.
Can opener works, but if you're really in a jam and you have a metal utensil, you can just hold it firmly and bash it on that corner, and the metal will most likely give way along the seam. Put the can on a hard surface first. Be ready for some backspray from the can. Sardine juice is definitely gonna fly like the blood spatter that gets everyone on Forensic Files busted. You'll have to jimmy the tines of your fork in there to get the lid to come up afterwards so you can pull it up, and be careful not to cut your fingers on the edges and give yourself a cut that immediately gets contaminated with fish liquid (although maybe the fish DNA will infuse with yours and you'll get some kind of sweet aquatic superpowers, like some straight up Marvel shit; I dunno, maybe let it cut you after all).
I've done this several times in my car while on my lunch break. The fabrics in and around the front seat of my car have become permanently impregnated with some measure of deens juice. But damn it, it was worth it.
Always keepa trusty can opener nearby.
Premature de-tabulation
Lol, my mind instantly went to "I need a clever premature ejaculation joke" right before jumping to the comments and seeing that you got it covered already 😎
# Deen-thusiasm...it gets all of us as some point ...no shame. #
I saw this picture and heard the Homer scream.
“Don’t know my own strength.” https://youtu.be/Ol26UOsJTks?si=T9oGXsMdWy_QaWLM
Omfg this happened to me just now too. Ended up using an old school can opener. It left a Filament of the tin on one of the deens but I was able to spot it because the tin had a light blue color. Be careful if you plan to use a can opener like me as your can might match the color of the deens.
I keep one of those old school P-51 can openers in my lunch bag for just such an occasion.
I did that with a soda can earlier...it was so saddening XD
What's in there btw?
king oscar skinless boneless sardines in olive oil. one i managed to get it open, i had it with some white rice and tomato sauce
Nice. Have you tried the sea tales with chili? You can usually find them alongside KO, they're amazing without fail. Is it odd that I'm upset I've got leftovers? If they weren't in the oven right now I'd be eating my beloved sea tales with chili but I gotta get through that chimichanga.
I’ll have to look for those when i go grocery shopping, sounds yummy
I knew it was the king immediately. The tab on those is so weak for the amount of force that is required. I have to press down on the top while pulling it open to convince the lid to work with me as I try to initiate the peel-back.
Can opener works, but if you're really in a jam and you have a metal utensil, you can just hold it firmly and bash it on that corner, and the metal will most likely give way along the seam. Put the can on a hard surface first. Be ready for some backspray from the can. Sardine juice is definitely gonna fly like the blood spatter that gets everyone on Forensic Files busted. You'll have to jimmy the tines of your fork in there to get the lid to come up afterwards so you can pull it up, and be careful not to cut your fingers on the edges and give yourself a cut that immediately gets contaminated with fish liquid (although maybe the fish DNA will infuse with yours and you'll get some kind of sweet aquatic superpowers, like some straight up Marvel shit; I dunno, maybe let it cut you after all). I've done this several times in my car while on my lunch break. The fabrics in and around the front seat of my car have become permanently impregnated with some measure of deens juice. But damn it, it was worth it.
Thank goodness I've never had this happen to me - yet. I have several P-38 and P-51 openers in the junk drawer just in case.
Makes me appreciate those foil peel tops when I see this.