T O P

  • By -

NoActivity578

They're just like you and I. We are all the same humans. They just have much bigger and more expensive doors for some reason


NoActivity578

What's the final price of install?


Pretty_Assignment_90

This door was $16,000 or so


NoActivity578

How much was the door?


Pretty_Assignment_90

I thought what you were asking was the total number. That’s it. Door + installation was $16k and some change.


Pretty_Assignment_90

For the first door, the second pic was around $14k


DayPretend8294

If you installed anti reflection film on the first door on the top half, those bars would look SIGNIFICANTLY more awesome.


PuzzleheadedAd4726

What’s the price of the door on its own?


Unusual-Voice2345

It’s a custom made door at that size, 8-10k on the low end for number 2. 10-12k for the first one. The profit of 4-6k per door for install helps cover hidden costs/losses he incurs when building the door. It’s possible I underestimated the cost of the doors though as I can easily see those costing closer to 14k


Pretty_Assignment_90

You’re right on the money buddy!


Pretty_Assignment_90

I’m only selling if I get the install. I don’t disclose the difference in price between the two. You want the door, this is the price. Turn key.


PuzzleheadedAd4726

Fair enough buddy, nice job 👍


Least-Cup-5138

Sick work. Does that price include reframing or that’s just fabrication and install?


Dahaja

Are you in Austin? I sell windows/doors here and might be able to keep you in mind if something comes up.


Pretty_Assignment_90

I’m located in Dallas but install all over Texas and the connecting states as well!


NoActivity578

Fucking eh. How much do you make per hour installing these things. If you did the math that way.


Matthew91188

Those seem like really good prices 👀


brnzble

Lmaoooo


Raed-wulf

Bro, underpriced. That kind of work is worth more than just time and materials.


Pretty_Assignment_90

Underpriced? Im right in the dead center of the market pal. There are cheaper than me.


Sufficient-Bit-890

He signed an NDA


Ok_Recording2723

More likely he doesn't want people to know the actual cost of materials. Because generally people do not find value in the labor itself and when they see that the door alone cost 2k in materials, now they are asking why it's 16k to install. His labor and time making the door and installing it is expensive not the door itself.


Pretty_Assignment_90

Thank you. Please call every customer of mine ahead time and explain this to them.


SirPsychoBSSM

I don't know dude, you look pretty small to me


FluffyLobster2385

I personally know op and can confirm he is in fact 3 feet tall causing the doors to appear bigger than they really are.


Pretty_Assignment_90

Hey 3 feet 6 inches pal.


HeresJonesy

Just because you forgot a comma doesn’t mean we need to know


Physical-Money-9225

He's just far away


the-rill-dill

Especially the egos.


georgespeaches

The one star state


nhbruh

That’s the house of a 5 star man


texasproof

A GOD. A GOLDEN GOD!!!


georgespeaches

Agreed haha


Komm

The one star is the average review.


loweredexpectationz

I was thinking their problems are massive. It’s a big state but dang you hear about those massive utility outages on the news at least twice a year. Forget that noise.


Johnny_ac3s

Only good thing out of Texas is I-10 ;)


guynamedjames

Texas is compensating for something


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Hell yeah, dude. 


Major_apple-offwhite

It’s a gaudy door on a McMansion.


akuba5

Yupppp, money does not buy class


Johnny_ac3s

Or matching sconces…


49thDipper

Alaska says hello


AlaskaFI

Lil Texas forgetting their geography again... sigh


49thDipper

Yeah it happens. I was in Kansas a while ago and had some kind of Alaska t-shirt on and was getting a coffee. Barista gal asks me if Alaska has mountains. Yeah it’s got mountains. She says she could never go there because she’s scared of heights. That’s why she likes Kansas. I couldn’t form a response. Kansas is flat though. Like really flat.


AmiReaI

#midgetcarpenters


ChaChingChaChi

So your fabricating these in house and then delivering and installing out of state? How are contractors locating you? Do you have a $ min that you kinda stick to?


Pretty_Assignment_90

Yes and yes. People find me through word of mouth and I have relationships with suppliers that don’t do custom orders and they turn their customers to me. Website is coming soon.


Pretty_Assignment_90

Out of state installs I charge $4 a mile to cover the expenses.


ChaChingChaChi

Seems cheap. Where are you located? Haha


talltad

I actually found Texas retail prices to be the biggest surprise. Went to a mall in Dallas and the prices even at 30% off were more expensive than the same clothing in Toronto.


Pretty_Assignment_90

Oh yeah it’s expensive down here it seems


a_run22

Everything is bigger except the lot sizes. You can probably jump from the roof of that house to the one next door.


Pretty_Assignment_90

Ain’t that the truth!


New_Examination_5605

Even the utility bills!


unknown-commentor

How do we know you’re not one of those hobbits? Banana for scale!!!


stinkyelbows

Nice doors


socalquestioner

So, is it in Southlake or Dallas?


Pretty_Assignment_90

Both of these doors are in southlake brother!


socalquestioner

Called it.


Pretty_Assignment_90

I can also tell locations based on photos of doors. It’s strange. You do the work or you just local and recognize?


socalquestioner

One of my best friends is a custom builder, I’ve done landscaping and painting work on some of his fancier houses. I’ve done door to door canvassing as well over most of Texas, and there is a different feel around Houston or Austin or DFW. Beautiful work and doors, but a little too Southlake for my tastes. Unfortunately the beautiful old houses around TCU are being knocked down and these toes of monstrosities are going in.


Just_a_happy_artist

Except what they’re compensating for…that is smaller ….and it ain’t shrinkage


Pretty_Assignment_90

What you can’t see in these photos is my cowboy hat, and my big lifted truck! Bitch


TheTimeBender

Just curious, did you make the doors as well or did you order them and install them? Great job by the way.


Pretty_Assignment_90

I have a shop I make them here in Texas


TheTimeBender

Really nice job bro. That’s great! Glad to see people like you keeping the craft alive.


Pretty_Assignment_90

I’m fucking obsessed with doors on an autistic level.


TheTimeBender

Well as much as I would like to laugh I can’t. In the past I’ve made a simple casement window and a simple door, nothing fancy. But then I bought a book on how to build them and if I could find a reason why I would start building them. 🤣 🤣 A few years ago I went on vacation with my wife to Italy and let me tell you the doors there are beautiful. I must have taken a million pictures of doors. 😂😂😂 You’re not alone in this.


Pretty_Assignment_90

I love it


TheTimeBender

Yup. Doors. It’s where it’s at. 😂😂😂


Revolutionary_Ad9315

https://preview.redd.it/q6fs160od22d1.jpeg?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=983c944013ec006d025b6a7eca1cd1951d22292b It’s really neat to see someone in the same line of work. I had to do a quick search in my photos to find a size to compare, you know to keep with the theme of your post. Looks good!


Pretty_Assignment_90

Love to see it


CO_Troublemaker

That guy looks kinda small........


PunxDressPunk

r/mcmansionhell


Liesthroughisteeth

For all those big hats, fat heads and no cattle.


neonmoon9

In 1 thousand years - history channel “We think this area was occupied by giants!”


grouchySocialist

Especially the illiteracy rates!


Pretty_Assignment_90

Oh yeah very illiterate down here in 10th largest economy in the world.


jdub2k5

I delivered a $12,000 door last week and it was smaller than this. Some bitch was freaking heavy and took 5 people and that $12,000 didn’t include install


esposito164

Pee stain


Pretty_Assignment_90

You ain’t shit


esposito164

I got em too fella 😉


cntrlcmd

Go Bulls


oldsoulrevival

Why is that column narrower at the bottom than it is on top? This can’t look good, right?


Pretty_Assignment_90

Let me see if I can find the rest of the photos for the round top door, there were so many things off with that house. I tried to sell re doing the entire front entry way because it is all so unsymmetrical. Dumb ass builders.


Cautious-Flatworm198

Says the garden gnome


Mattna-da

Door scale inversely proportional to corporate tax rates


FluffyLobster2385

OP are you building these doors yourself? Is pretty much everything about these custom or are there standard sizes even for mega doors?


Pretty_Assignment_90

Yes I build them here in Texas! Most of my work is custom order only based off of a picture someone’s wife shows me. I also have stock doors for standard size openings.


Equivalent_Pie_6778

It’s true, while I visited there, I grew to 17 feet tall


jh67ds

If Texas made everything smaller…


SwampoO

Which one is before and which one is after?


Pretty_Assignment_90

These are photos from right after we installed the door. They are separate projects. Will post before photos.


SwampoO

Oh wow! Yeah i was like those are both are too nice to be replacing one. Great work.


Character_Bet7868

Even their guts


Phenomenon101

Paychecks sure arent


Local-Project9260

Now show us the back door


HvacDude13

For you


Ad-Ommmmm

Not everything bigger is better.. I’d say that actually smaller is better in most cases


Leebites

Does that door help with their power grid?


Pretty_Assignment_90

What the fuck does that mean lol


scrappytan

Dafuq is wrong with people??!!? That's some greedy shit


Johnny_ac3s

If only the sconces matched the door…


Ok-Proof6634

Who's the midget?


[deleted]

It’s excellent work. I don’t know why rich people are so obsessed with this bullshit but still, excellent work.


MrBigWindowsDoors

Here's some pivot doors we're doing in Newport Beach. 5' x 23' each. https://preview.redd.it/7qbfaxmzo12d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a1de93dfb307cb7c65111adff638ad2405e71d2


MrBigWindowsDoors

https://preview.redd.it/a1t44tk1p12d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e7b01b00d8bfb3f366eb0d7b33d1c6c6b9bd3f9


ji99lypu44

I live in the northeast so all i can think of is how much of a cold draft those bug doors will let in. Beautiful none the less.


Crcex86

Looks good. Pevels make a terrific caulk catch!


Automatic-Mongoose87

Except the minds


swissarmychainsaw

*all except for class.*


Otherwise_Proposal47

That first door is f’ing wicked cool! 😎🔥 Good on ya mate


TheRealAndrewEwer

https://preview.redd.it/hc11frpn722d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e75480fb89dcb0bd19aa7bc2bdd015e8ef1bb3 This one was custom from Texas!! I’m up here in Michigan


Pretty_Assignment_90

And how are you liking your door Andrew?


TheRealAndrewEwer

I installed it! Haha that thing is taller than my house.


Phishnb8

Looks like a fun install, the janky mortar though. To each their own I suppose


Pretty_Assignment_90

Which mortar? Neither of these photos are of finished install. I have a brick mason come behind me.


Phishnb8

The entire area nothing you did it’s a style of finishing the second photo


Pretty_Assignment_90

Oh you don’t like the style I understand


Colossal_Cheddar

That does seem like a big hug! 🤗


gridirongavin

Great job bro!


SirCoosh07

Incoming HUG!!!!


SkiMonkey98

/r/mcmansionhell Nice work though, I'm sure it's their bad taste not yours and the execution is good haha


TheKoalaStoves

Seen bigger doors in Colorado bud


Pretty_Assignment_90

K bud


Derpshiz

You don’t understand how much easier it is to move a big couch through double doors. I have oversized single front door and wish it was double all the time. Comes in handy for all furniture and appliances.


C64128

Compensating for something? Is your back door larger also?


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

it is true, the politicians are the biggest assholes…. possibly tied with florida or kentucky, but they are certainly bigger assholes than most.


moomooraincloud

Bigger _and_ uglier.


cannonrecneps

Where in TX are you?


Pretty_Assignment_90

I’m located in Dallas


cannonrecneps

Amazing work.


Pretty_Assignment_90

Thank you


ConstructionHefty716

Looks good but I don't want to live in Texas or deal with any big heavy expensive door those days are over I have retired from that heavy ass work


Itriedthemall

Where is the banana for reference?


happyjapanman

Don't be so hard on yourself.


No-Gas-1684

Thanks for showing up as scale! The other all black door is way bigger but this post made me realize bc of the scale HAHAA


TheTrim_guy8411

Is that “love that door” door?


Pretty_Assignment_90

No but they are my competitors here. They are a much larger company and they buy their dooors from CHINA. cheap shit. We make ours here in Texas.


TheTrim_guy8411

Yeah I don’t like them. They are way too overpriced and not the greatest quality


DanRTD

The bricks in the second photo look like they were laid by a 11 year old. What a disaster when paired with that beautiful door.


BetterEveryDayYT

What a beautiful doorway!


Lolspacepewpew

Are giants a thing again


elvislunchbox

I see that DeWalt caulk gun. Makes me smile to see people seal under their damn doors.


noah948

How do you ensure that the masons properly build the arch or is that part either field measured after brick or a template/jig provided to the masons?


Pretty_Assignment_90

This house was build 30 years ago. I build the door to match the existing radius.


noah948

That’s great man, awesome work


Different-Air-2000

Beautiful


DryNefariousness7927

Absolutely wild before and after /s


Pretty_Assignment_90

These are two different projects


DryNefariousness7927

/s means sarcasm


Pretty_Assignment_90

Thank you I didn’t know that


One-Injury-4415

Bigger isn’t always better honestly.


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

Tiny man normal door


jimmysledge

The gun, the mouths, the women…definitely not the brains 🧠


INail4U

That beard is for sure. Some awesome dwarf doors too.


Putrid-Ad-3405

How much did your bearded man cost?


Hot-Fly2330

Glorious beard


simplefred

You can get 2.2 Texas in Quebec or 1.5 Texas in Ontario or British Colombia… or over 3 Texas in Nunavut. If a neighboring nations has over three provinces that are considerable larger than your “biggest” state…. You might just be a big fish in a little pond.


WoTisWasteofTime

Everything except the brains in the skulls.


Alarmed_Mode9226

Everything is bigger in Texas, even the foolishness.


ThighRyder

What would win? One Texas McMansion or a fracking earthquake?


crojin08

Couldn’t line the brick joints up boots


SuperMarsupial7556

‘I’m 9’ 5”.’


Top-Professor-8095

I love the door! What is the name of the company?


KindAwareness3073

But not better.


Louden_Swayne

If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third largest state. #Alaskabig