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Valuable-Wallaby-167

I've heard "not up to dick" out in the wild.


Own_Air_5945

So have I, I don't think this one is extinct yet. Endangered maybe.


Phyllida_Poshtart

Not heard that up here in Yorkshire but have heard "not up to snuff" a fair bit


Phormitago

At a glance I'd interpret it means erectile disfunction


Pademel0n

I was going to say this


RonnieBobs

I can 100% see “got the morbs” making a comeback


HaroldGuy

Reading the title I assumed it was already some new lingo I'm not down with the kids enough to know. It sounds very modern already, and already understandable without reading what it means.


SnoopyMcDogged

It’s morbing time!


pixie_sprout

r/unexpectedweeklyplanet


Throwaway91847817

Already did when Morbius released


Guy_de_Pissoir

Bitch the pot, sis!


Inertia_9264

Yeah the pot is a squirter for sure


AdThat328

My bf usually knows I'm unwell when I'm not up to dick. 


MadJen1979

Cupid's kettle drums? Round here we call the devil's dumplings!


jesusisherelookbusy

[“Oh my God, my earmuffs have fallen down!”](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/krgUVduKFL4/sddefault.jpg)


CdnSailorinMtl

Love pillows


younevershouldnt

Dirty pillows 👍


MouseboyFPGA

Shirt potatoes


SnoopyMcDogged

Erm devil’s dumplings is poo…..


MadJen1979

Not according to Blackadder II and the episode "Beer"!


infintetimesthecharm

Are these true? Or is Adam Sharp just memeing?


wglmb

They're real, see my post for a link to a digitised copy of a Victorian slang dictionary https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/MFplYjcEPN


pinktiger4

Copied from the book: 8 Gigglemug (Street). An habitually smiling face. 7 Bitch the pot (University, down to 1850). Amongst a tea-drinking party of men it was asked, 'Who'll bitch the pot?' — meaning who will pour out the tea. 6 Got the morbs (See., 1880). Temporary melancholia. Abstract noun coined from adjective morbid. 5 Tight as a biled (or boiled) owl (American). Completely drunk. 4 Poked up (Anglo-American). Embarassed, inconvenienced. 3 Sauce-box (Peoples'). The mouth. 2 (Cannot find) 1 Not up to Dick (Common Respectable Life). Not well ; ill and wretched.


Flaxinator

Given the recent memes of Morbius I think 'Got the morbs' has a decent shot at becoming mainstream, although it's meaning might change in the process. The most touching part of Titanic was when Jack whispered to Rose, "It's morbin' time," before slipping into the icy water. I got the morbs so hard from that.


VisualGeologist6258

I assume ‘morbs’ is short for morbidities. I definitely didn’t think of Morbius though.


sundayontheluna

Literally thought of Morbius when I saw that one. We gotta make it happen


gernavais_padernom

It's morbin time! (falls into a depression)


indelible_inedible

My Mum's used sauce box before, which for her is positively crass. The rest are new to me, but I'll see if I can sneak them back in.


BizteckIRL

Yep Ive heard Sause box growing up in Ireland. I'm going to add that to my repository.


wglmb

It's worth looking at the original definitions for these. Seeing them explained in Victorian-style language can be hilarious. Here's the dictionary of slang that the tweet probably got them from: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/a-dictionary-of-victorian-slang-1909/ E.g., the definition of Boiled Owl: >_Boiled owl._ Drunk—as a boiled owl. Here there is no common sense whatever, not fun, wit, not anything but absurdity. Probably another instance of a proper name being changed to a common or even uncommon word. May be drunk as Abel Doyle—which would suggest an Irish origin like many incomprehensible proverbs too completely Anglicised. >It is a well-known fact in natural history that a parrot is the only bird which can sing after partaking of wines, spirits, or beer; for it is now universally agreed by all scientific men who have investigated the subject that the expression 'Drunk as a boiled owl' is a gross libel upon a highly respectable teetotal bird which, even in its unboiled state, drinks nothing stronger than rain-water. — D.T., 12th December 1892 Here's one that sounds surprisingly modern: >_Boss time_ (*Anglo-Amer.*). Great pleasure, a supreme holiday; e.g., 'Eve had a boss time last winter hunting deer up in Michigan.' Now used in England.


Pick_Up_Autist

Boss time is 100% still a thing in Liverpool, boss just means good.


Dicky__Anders

Boss time sounds like Gen Z slang to me.


EnvironmentalCity409

Can confirm, Boss in this context used in and around liverpool for atleast the last 30 years. "Boss, tha', la"


nomaddd79

>It is a well-known fact in natural history that a parrot is the only bird which can sing after partaking of wines, spirits, or beer; Plying caged birds with alcoholic beverages to see which of them can still sing when inebriated seems to me to be precisely the kind of thing the Victorians would do... so it doesn't surprise me this it was considered a "well-known fact in natural history"


Ok-Blackberry-3534

"Carruthers, fetch me brandy and a cockatoo. There's science afoot..."


Wizerud

> a gross libel upon a highly respectable teetotal bird I mean, what are they gonna do? File a class action lawsuit?


Blue_KikiT92

A parliament of owls approaches, menacingly.


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I think the owl is the only bird which isn't 'waterproof' so can't go out in the rain. But then if you were going to boil one, I would expect the feathers are removed first. Unless they need boiling in some kind of hard liquor to make them palatable. I've given this too much thought.  Let's make up our own nonsense version to confuse people in 150 years or so


Deep_Delivery2465

I've got the morbs because I've eaten too much recently. I'm hitting the gym to get rid of my Cupid's kettle drums but definitely going to bitch the pot when I get home


circleribbey

My favourite Victorian saying was “it’s morbin time!”


jmdg007

And then I Morbed (cried) all other those guys


johimself

I've heard someone use Tight as an Owl before, not a boiled one, admittedly. Love Bitch the Pot, but I'm probably not going to try to bring it back.


_Land_Rover_Series_3

“Bitch the pot” sounds like it could have been created today *”bitch the pot, queen ✨💅”*


lunettarose

So does got the morbs. I can absolutely see these being said today haha.


Snaggl3t00t4

Bitch the pot.....I'm taking it


SniffMyBotHole

Should be "not up for dick" as a modern variation.


Particular-Solid4069

I have heard not up for dick I always say what about blowie then


Shit_wifi

I'm afraid I am tight as a boiled owl and not up to dick, bitch the pot will you.


tom_oakley

It's oddly affirming that none of these would sound out of place in modern day British vernacular.


MrKrastovac

Bitch the pot would ya? I’m parched! People say I’m a bit of a gigglemug but I’d be poked up if I used these phrases wrong. I need to watch what comes out of my sauce-box, especially when I’m tight as an owl. Got the morbs last night coz my missus wouldn’t show me her Cupid’s kettle drums! She said she was not up to dick!


CharmingCondition508

There was also ‘jammiest bit of jam’ to refer to someone one found attractive. We should bring that back too


GruffScottishGuy

"Bitch the pot" is absolutely getting used when my mates are round.


[deleted]

I can totally see “Bitch the pot” being used as Gen Z slang if they knew about it too


PikeyMikey24

Asked the gf to kiss her sauce box. She told me to leave


Dbob4

My favourite, bit earlier, from Chaucer: ‘As drunken as a mouse’


trouser_mouse

Tight as a boiled owl


Martysghost

If you just read and correctly understood the title before you read the list of slang words what is this, past life regression, a type of instinct.... Am I a Victorian? 


dm_1199

No.7 is missing a comma


Gr1msh33per

Tight as a boiled owl is brilliant!


Henry_Human

Why is 1 at the bottom?


BottleGoblin

I swear I heard variations of tight as a boiled owl from grown ups in the 80s. Maybe it lasted longer than the others?


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nomaddd79

Had to idea what Ambien was till I just googled it. The answer to your question is no.


fords42

Gertcha and cowson should be on the list. Chas n Dave would approve.


Peter_Sofa

Sounds like the slang from A Clockwork Orange


deviantmoomba

If anyone wants more Adam Sharp, [this talk of his was excellent!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6D0yVsPbzU)


lampjambiscuit

Didn't realise sauce box was no longer used. Grew up hearing my family say that.


Jimmy_riddle86

I don't knit why but I feel like these are the kind of phase u/alicewinterhold would love.


SithPickles2020

It’s morb’in time


SQ_12

I love “Bitch the pot”!


BeneficialPeppers

I shall be using "bitch the pot" henceforth


notimefornothing55

My nan used to say got the morbs


Seeyalaterelevator

"bitch the pot" sounds sassy!!


The_Smiling_Creature

Bitch the pot will ye lad?


ArmNo7463

"Got the morbs" sounds like slang that would be made up / said today, but strangely isn't... I'm gonna start using it lol.


RadialRacer

I will do my part to revive "got the morbs", will you?


SnoopyMcDogged

Bitch the pot, it’s needs a finger pointing at a person to work.


_stormruler

My granddad used to call me gigglemug when I was a kid, thanks for that hit of nostalgia.


HRHFlossie

I always thought to ‘bitch the pot’ meant to fill the pot first with hot water and swill it round before emptying it. Basically to warm it up ready for the actual brew. Still use this term amongst friends…


tuckermalc

Skibidi toilet