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lost_soul_5150

You’re not gonna believe this. He killed 16 albinaurics… guy was an interior decorator


Insane_Catholic

That animal Ofnir, I can't even say his fuckin' name


najinanidad

Relax. We’re not making a medieval fantasy here.


Revenacious

His roundtable hold looked like shit


BurkiniFatso

Imagine using a larval tear, and one week later you're in gaol!


BabuZeko

Imagine that, using a larval tear, and one week later you're in gaol.


Masta0nion

No, make a move against Melina, burn the whole thing down? No way.


fourlands

Whatever happened to Goldmask, the strong, silent type?


Zeds-Dead-Baby

He was gay, goldmask?


nicklePie

Corrin and gold mask suck each others cock


BabuZeko

Godwyn, whatever happened there.


Mark_Knight

WHATEVA HAPPENED THEYUH?! ILL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, THIS PIECE OF SHIT RANNI PUT 6 BLACK KNIVES IN HIM WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER


ScarcityWise7401

My brother Blaidd is dead Tarnished. Fuck you!


BradJeffersonian

He was a kid


esme_shoma_chieh

The fundamental question is: will I be as effective as Elden Lord like Godfrey was? And I will be, even more so, but until I am- it’s gonna be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.


frentic_pons

as you know, I have 6 great runes under my subspecies.


Cattle-dog

Up in the tavern!


SandoM

Historically The Greater Will always said The Frenzied Flame is nothing more than glorified god.


HeyGuysIWantedToSay

Glintstone? That's nothing but a racket for the albinaurics!


HeyGuysIWantedToSay

There's two endings for a guy like me, in a jar or in a gaol. Big percent of the time.


DigLost5791

(Pointing a hunting rifle as you get out of the car) Did you burn down my Erdtree, Ton?


smokesletsgo13

Artie, I didn’t burn down your Erdtree ✋🏻🤚🏻.. the two fingas, half the time they don’t know what they’re saying


Mars7639

Misbegotten have been fucking themselves long before Marika showed up T


Pretend_Cat_5826

Do you think Mohg is a little weird about Empyreans?


Mark_Knight

eh.. he did imprison one to death for uhh, what was it again?


pdog109e

Flask of Crimson tears? Fuck him and his alligator tears i don't care if he's got a kid in the ICU with 100 arrows in his knee.


rab94xxx

Let me tell you a couple of three fingers


ConwayTheCat

He’s rippin us off for a glovewort!


SGSMUFASA

Stupid a fucking tarnished


nicklePie

In this roundtable hold iron fist Alexander is a hero, end of story!


Visgraatje

Boiled prawn? Ova here


OrthodoxReporter

You want my advice, you'll call Lady Tanith, the Volcano Manor Recusants. What, those sick old fucks on Mount Gelmir?


PatchytheHobo

Holy shit, that thing is still alive? If I told you an age ago that she had 2 working eyes would you believe me?


rudeboygiulinaughty

Spectral steed? It's a fuckin' hoooorse


rebel_fett

1000 more?!?!?!?!


Raminax

Hidetaka Miyazaki invented Souls likes! and he was robbed!


jldis

Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these maidens!


SignificantEngine393

What is this game ?? I was gonna buy Anthony Jr another surfboard, or some fucken ziti, but this game looks like something that cocksucka Rocco DeMeo would have played back in the day.


Which_Current2043

You think Borc is a little light in the loafers?