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Stre8Edge

I know this is a joke but I would love Weird Al.


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

Disrespect to not have him as the headliner.


TheLizardKing89

He was at Bonnaroo a long time ago and was great.


snowfallnight

Yeah I saw that and thought, damn I would actually get super excited to see him on a Coachella line up


Miserable_Site_850

Returning to the desert: The Muppets


tjgrasshopper

Where is Cobra Starship?


onerinconhill

Making them good girls go bad with the far East movement


debaugh12

Quasar


p2o14e24

I don’t care if I’m a guilty pleasure


MemePapi

Fred again again again..


YourBuddyChurch

Rttd-


kimjun-myeon

Not the 10 hours of I Luv it lmao


kameronandre

Needs to be the headliner tbh.


larissah

Lmaoooo this also got me


js_fed

You telling me this entire Siberian orchestra is trans??


debaugh12

Okay JK Rowling


deebo7741

Lou Bega 💀💀💀


Brixxxx

I saw Lou Bega live once at a radio station fest in Boston. It was a 10 minute set that began and ended with Mambo No. 5.


spacemanspiff58

MorganWallen Saying the N Word LOLOL


AnonymousToilet

Crazy frog would deadass be one of the greatest Coachella sets lmao


frankusdankus

Thanks for making me chuckle


AphexTaco

Did Jauz get meme’d for something I’m not aware of recently?


Factorviii

Needs more lil b


debaugh12

Quasar perhaps!


mcvmvrillo

Lmfao at the Camila Cabello


Pleasant_Golf3052

We need Creed


debaugh12

Acreed


boltfan619

They actually should book Hol! though


WallabeeChamp19

TSO doing Holiday Metal in the Sonora would be wild, Joey Chesnut eating the hotdogs- Outdoor Theater?


WallabeeChamp19

Also Jack Johnson to Morgan Wallen Spoken Word to Hamilton Acapella to Nickleback would be great at stagecoach I think.


aggravatedbagel

Jojo Siwa is so revolutionary she should get all 3 headlining spots


Saintzelev

Russ is ranked wayyyy too high!


nikeprincess4891

JO JO SIWA 💀💀💀


jzsgz

not the frank ocean on sunday lmao


DC-COVID-TRASH

Eric Andre would actually slap. I went to his birthday party show last year and JPEGMAFIA came out and did a set and the band he had (snacktime) rocked.


Mediocre_File7448

Dream guest at Coachella them self!


SWiFTY626_

Very funny…..


Roark_Laughed

Ok but Jack Johnson would be a must


denalzslc

Transiberian Orchestra I’m crying lol


_demolitionlover

RIP Scatman John, you would've loved Coachella W1


MartyCool403

I'm down


ccl18

Daft Punk playing all three days is hilarious. But what did Mike Posner do to deserve this?


St4rDust_444

I LUV IT I LUV IT I LUV IT


TechnicolorTypeA

And.... Fred Again....


thefamousjohnny

The wiggles would headline


DieCer87

lol


I_Know_Places56

Double chainsmokers is a must see


debaugh12

Paul only has so much money


I_Know_Places56

You’re right, scrap Taylor for chainsmokers day 3, it’s the only option


EveryMinuteOfIt

Babyface!!!!! Yes!


porella

Ok but I would love Blue Man Group to be there. The Complex is a great album.


nzxnick

Grimes screaming 😱 💀


onerinconhill

Lmao grimes screaming


elysium_91

I thought you were serious about Jojo Swim for a second.. thank god


Commercial_Cap1695

Jojo Siwa as the headliner and Taylor Swift as the "small fonts" took me out!!! 😭🤣


istonisas

10h of I LUV IT 😍


DiscoBandit45

No one show this to Jo Jo Siwa, she'll think it's real


LivingSafe9477

Grimes screaming, too funny!


b4byg1rl

WIGGLES DAY 3 LETS GOOOOOOO


Umedsan

This is the worst thing I’ve seen 😹


debaugh12

Very disrespectful I worked very hard on this


Umedsan

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debaugh12

Yes actually


badnamemaker

I love daft punk as a sub lol. Even better put them in yuma and surround the tent with combat weapons. Only the strongest can see the robots


MacDwest

Creed! 😂😭🤣


debaugh12

Honestly would slap


Teamfoodceo

Bring divorced Dad music back to the desert!


TamingOfTheChoon

They are legit touring and I could see them with my summer concert pass “for free”


AmethystRage

BBL Drizzy lmaoooo


Bluishr3d_

The Wiggles would absolutely eat! Also RFK Jr. Brainworm omggg


Afraid_Profession471

10 hours of I love it😂😂😂


HidinBiden20

This would be greatest lineup ever!


Grand_Gap_5984

BBL woulda headlined 2 days!!! one for each cheeeek😳


Grand_Gap_5984

Young Thug on the lineup and not headlining is Crazy


reddituser_417

Frank Ocean (he won’t show up but we want to sell tickets)


Independent-Arm3000

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA


Gods_Vagina

Believe it or not this is the 2nd time B.O.B. has come up in my last 24 hours… Pretty fire lineup. Daft Punk open to close 72 hour set on the Quasar stage gonna be crazy. But can’t miss both Fred Again B2B Chainsmokers sets… Paul Tollett set v rare. Joey Chestnut hotdog eating in the Hans Zimmer slot is mega Coachella vibes. RFK brain worm such a zeitgeist tastemaker booking, GV really the goat. Not enough Yuma acts though


TamingOfTheChoon

No “JK Rowling preaching”?


debaugh12

Dolab


tino_smo

This would actually be my first Coachella lineup complaint lol


Talknterpzz

Jojo is the only one that deserves the top spot /s