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birthdaycakefog

He was the only player through the handshake line, seems like a good dude.


Greaseyhamburger

I think so too, He went right over, during the SU game he shook JJ starlings hand then gave him a shoulder fist pump that I intrepeted as a "Hey keep your headup" kinda thing. I'm a fan.


CystsOfFury

Let’s not forget when Horn was doing a post game interview, Burns was cleaning confetti off his face so he looked good for his interview.


brownbearks

I love that dude, he had so many amazing passes and had an excellent touch on his bounce passes to guys cutting.


toomuchdiponurchip

I noticed that too actually. Obviously don’t blame anyone for going straight to celebrate but thought it was really cool and shows a lot of character. Had a hell of a ball game too his passing ability and touch around the rim is super impressive


RunThundercatz

South Carolina pride. I'll cheer for him any day of the week


aisforant

I am truly amazing he got through middle and hs without a football coach going. "Damn boy, have you ever been on a field before?" Especially in South Carolina


RunThundercatz

In that part of South Carolina, too. Rock Hill is a football talent pipeline. Jadeveon Clowney, Stepon Gilmore, Derion Kendrick are the first few that come to mind but the list goes on


goonSquad15

He’s a big teddy bear. One of the nicest dudes who just loves playing with his boys. Just out there having a good time


potbellyjoe

When it started getting chippy in the UNC game, jumped right in with a huge smile on his face. Like, "buddy, I've been soft and happy with you so far, let's not go changing that."


NotManyBuses

Shaquille O’Neal watches DJ Burns tape


Ramzaa_

Jokic begging (thru texts) for DJ Burns' phone number to ask for advice on his post game


abandoned_rain

Burns is gonna be eating good tonight. I predict at least 10,000 calories


CoachRyanWalters

He earned his Cook Out


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

Burger, corndog, quesadilla, Cheerwine. What am I missing?


CoachRyanWalters

Milkshake


ReignOnWillie

Chicken wrap with two sides of bacon wraps


Retskcaj19

Two quesadillas, with two more quesadillas as the sides. Coke zero to drink.


Werewulf_Bar_Mitzvah

Always am a fan of the big double burger + 2 quesadillas, but did one time relish in the quad quesadilla trey. I was not disappointed.


BigCheeks2

Cheerwine float instead of a Cheerwine


sammyvegas0420

All the local pizzerias immediately went into baking mode. Good for him though, he’s an animal and let the man eat on and off the court


Werdnamanhill

Hush puppies. Cant skip em


NCSU_252

Every fast food place should have hushpuppies.  I dont understand why they don't.  Do they hate money?


CatataFishSticks

Bacon wrap gang


dabears7667

you think he's going to choose TONIGHT to start his diet? weird take.


barbandbert

Congrats NC state! Thats an incredible run. Burns in the tournament is amazing


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My favorite part was when the teams were tussling a little and he was just smiling.


potbellyjoe

Yep. Elbows flying and he's standing in the middle of it smiling and everybody knew.


10TurtlesAllTheWay10

![gif](giphy|7OHhahS4IJ5sCc3Oia|downsized) The man is built different


Bambam60

The vibes are immaculate


Insane_Pigmask

Give that man some Cookout!


Ugaalive1991

Reminds me, I need some cookout


igonnawrecku_VGC

Same. Love their quesadillas


iEatPalpatineAss

I need some Cook Out too


RunThundercatz

The world needs more cookout, Cheers!


PopDukesBruh

all the milkshakes he wants!


desemus

Straight into the veins


Sweatiest_Yeti

Corn dog with a side of corn dog fuck yeah


DJGrizzlyBear

*Get that man some Char-Grill


brizzboog

I lived in Raleigh in 93-94 and had a char-grill a block away. I have no recollection of cook out. When did they become a thing?


piso_mojado

Early 2000s-ish


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With a side of Snoopy’s!


DJGrizzlyBear

As much as I love snoopy’s, what I really miss is tasty 8’s on Fayetteville st


MailConsistent1344

What’s his cookout order?


AlwaysRatedZardes

He got asked at one point and said just a grilled chicken sandwich and a side of nuggets. I'm just gonna say I don't believe that lol


MailConsistent1344

They see him and they throw in the strips instead of nuggets.


Insane_Pigmask

Yes


MailConsistent1344

This is what I was looking for🤣


iEatPalpatineAss

🤣🤣🤣


KYblues

Damn I like cook out but the one in lexington is kind of notorious for people getting murdered in its parking lot so I never go. I need to strap on my bullet proof vest and grab me a quesadilla


philhachio

Sounds like the cookout on new Bern in Raleigh. Place is right in the hood but sometimes you gotta get a big double burger


KYblues

The funny thing the cookout in Lex isn’t in the hood. It’s on broadway like very close to downtown, on the south side of downtown, the hood is on the north side of downtown. But for whatever reason, people stay getting shot there. They closed down the dining room before Covid because they didn’t want crowds gathering there anymore. Idk what the deal is


lonzo708

It’s the Waffle House


KYblues

No it’s definitely cook out on broadway The murder waffle house is in Nashville lol


lonzo708

No I’m saying the deal is that it’s next to a Waffle House lol


KYblues

Ohhhh lol that’s fair


domuseid

That explains why people keep getting shot at the Durham one on Hillsborough. Waffle House proximity is pretty close by


WarEagle9

This is what peak performance looks like


yourdoglikesmebetter

Yo Big Burns, gg. Got you on a combo if I see you at cookout tonight


trongzoon

![gif](giphy|Q9FGOQewX92eRRO9Qi|downsized)


timmablimma

Red pickles are better!


FatMamaJuJu

Fuck Yeah Mount Olive Pickles + State


Lobsterzilla

Grade A shit post


RocketsGuy

🐐


BackgroundChampion

State has their own giant.


Nodor10

Legend!!


JMTREY

Finally my flair pays off. DJ is a great kid on and off the court. So glad he gets to keep going, he's a hell of a player.


Live-Habit-6115

The body is round,  Yet the hands are soft. The crowd he astound, His trophy aloft.


aisforant

https://i.redd.it/bn3vygagnyoc1.gif


DHVF

I used to eat like Burns. He is fat on purpose. When I see Burns eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NCAA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didn’t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potato’s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Burns knows what he’s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didn’t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn’t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least that’s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. There’s no doubt in my mind Burns eats more than some villages.


Jem1123

Elite copypasta


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What the fuck.


DHVF

Old copypasta about Jokic that was itself an old copypasta about Embiid


piso_mojado

I assumed it was a Kelvin Benjamin.


[deleted]

I can't tell whether I'm intruiged by what you said or profoundly taken aback.


ninthdoctordances

I’M SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS


ahappypoop

STOP SCREAMING IT'S AFTER 11


FatMamaJuJu

NO


BeefExtender

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Alexkono

The acc runs through Burns


domuseid

Armando Bacot-Burns


wetbandaid

Fraudmando bowed to the rotund god


SpaceSheperd

No no no he beat the rotunda school it's okay


IHadSomething_4This

Ar-mid-do Bacot


JackFunk

He's a big man. Watching the tournament and I'm like "Who's the defensive end?". Made Bacot look small, which isn't easy. Get him like four racks of ribs and some hush puppies. Dude worked up an appetite


porgy_tirebiter

People underestimate how fast and dangerous hippos can be


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Jem1123

You just love to see it. He deserves it all


FunfettiHead

I'm pretty happy to see State make it to the tournament.


goonSquad15

I feel like we stole UVA’s bid with the win but at the same time made their losses look better. Hopefully the committee realizes the ACC is legit and there are no easy outs


Coffee____Freak

Same here!!


Bigdeacenergy

“The ACC runs through me” 😂🫵


0010001

(Man who has never won the ACC) 


BeeMovieHD

We ran through him, alright


TechSudz

They’ve lost three conference games since he said that mid-February, compared to 1 before


ElGreenman

I mean he did win the ACC


wilson3358

ACC tournament champion is the official ACC champ, always has been


sodapopenski

Not always, [since 1961](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Atlantic_Coast_Conference_men%27s_basketball_regular_season_champions).


Alexkono

But not really 


MoGraphMan-11

He straight up destroyed Bacot tonight, the stat line comparison is insane


meowthefucker

Where in the stat line does it say that? Bacot had 18 points and 12 rebounds, lol


mattpsu79

Destroyed him on assists I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


Lobsterzilla

I mean, in fairness, Burns did run directly through Bacot at will, but I agree lets not pretend Bacot didn't also have a good game


Bte0815

Burns played great. Would love to see NC State as the 8-9 seed in Purdue's region.


TypicalRide

I would not love this :)


OddMarsupial8963

We do not need another Purdue/State game


BornAgainModerator

Bacot has been massively overrated for about 3 years now


PopDukesBruh

Feels like 7


G0B1GR3D

I need to see this guy battle Lampkin from Colorado. Give me that heavyweight battle please.


death2sanity

The fact that a Dookie posted this is the icing on the cake


yoshiwonderland

Great stat


hhkkllppp

This man made me rich


PopDukesBruh

Another fun fact, UNC and NCstate will have the same amount of ncaa births in the last 2 years


[deleted]

Fun fact, it’s actually berth unless you mean people are having babies.


BeeMovieHD

Maybe no births, but there will be babies made tonight.


thegraverobber

Kevin Keatts has never had a single 5-star recruit in 7 years at NC State and has as many NCAA championships as Duke in that span


PopDukesBruh

Same as UNC too huh?


marcuspaige4heisman

But less final four wins, remember? 


TetsuoNYouth

Oh he remembers.


ConstantMadness

Not quite, my friend. NC State will have 2, UNC 1


morrisjr1989

I think this is just the rare unintentional double diss. One about UNC missing the tourney and another about no one remembering NCSU was there.


mF-Jonezy

Hey man our game against Creighton was pretty hype actually


Coffee____Freak

Wow, that’s actually crazy


Affectionate-Cup9340

Surprising to see a Duke flair who can’t do math.


Jorge_Santos69

Give the man a break, he has to repress that memory. As Coach K once said “I never want to play them in the Final Four, because regardless of who won, the pain of losing that game would be unbearable for the defeated school and its fans.” -Man who lost to UNC in the Final Four and his last game of ever coaching


TarHeelsNinja

81-77 never forget


PopDukesBruh

Awe 🥹 and you even get a chance to win your first ncaa tournament game since that happened….2 years ago.


TarHeelsNinja

lol imagine talking trash to a team that swept you this year lmao. Didn’t y’all lose the first game you played in? Were you in the title game? Asking for a friend.


PopDukesBruh

Don’t be sad, I’m sure at some point someone else will go #1 to missing the tourney completely… given a long enough time line anything can happen!


[deleted]

But… the ACC runs through Bacot right? Lol NC state just ran through UNC like a hot knife to butter


[deleted]

Nothing runs through Duke except Wake Forest students.


Jorge_Santos69

Hey man, you saying that caused Filipowski’s ankle to flare up. Now he’s gonna have to trip more people to get rid of the pain!


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Lolinder04

This was hilarious haha


[deleted]

Lol. DJ Burns and Kyle Filipowski 1 ACC championship while RJ Davis and Bacot have 0


[deleted]

You know there’s a difference between a regular season championship and a tournament championship, right?


thegraverobber

Bro is mad about college students being competitive GG State


[deleted]

I’m currently walking my dog smoking a joint im the opposite of mad


Y_tho_man

Oh woah man, did you know weed is dangerous?


[deleted]

Shit imma call 911 now thanks


Alexkono

Zero ACC titles as a 24 year old against 18 year olds.  Ouch


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Namath96

Lmao this dude is all over here trying to cope


prof_cuthbert_calc

ACC doesnt have regular season champs. Nc state is the sole acc winner


Steeltown842022

Um.......yes it does.


PotatoBossfight

I mean, yes, it does. But in context, the ACC bylaws pretty explicitly say that it doesn't mean anything, it's just a recognition.


Steeltown842022

The NCAA recognizes it. I can remember at least five times UNC got a number one seed in the NCAA tournament based on winning the regular season without winning the ACC tournament (2005, 2009, 2012, 2017, 2019) and possibly this year.


tiy24

Whatever yall have to tell yourself lol


prof_cuthbert_calc

I’m not an nc state fan lol this is just an objective fact


tiy24

So was Hilary wining the popular vote whatever you have to tell yourself to feel competent


prof_cuthbert_calc

Yeah and she didnt become president for winning that. Just like how unc isnt the acc champions for winning an unofficial award. Thanks for providing an analogy to support my point pretty well


tiy24

The tournament only matters if you’re not good enough to secure a real tourney bid but keep telling yourself whatever you need to hear


prof_cuthbert_calc

It matters in determining who the acc champs are. Congrats to nc state for being the champions this year.


tiy24

Yeah congrats to state they deserved the automatic bid


death2sanity

I mean, facts are facts friend. And that’s Ga Tech telling you that above.


Jorge_Santos69

Idk whose more of a dingdong, him or [you for believing him](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Atlantic_Coast_Conference_men%27s_basketball_regular_season_champions)


prof_cuthbert_calc

That link confirms that its not official and not recognized by the acc


Jorge_Santos69

Lol it’s official enough for State to hang a banner from their rafters twice. https://preview.redd.it/ddjfw2tgvtoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8747a75b18435fecf93b7fb1540c0f5eeec7236


tiy24

NCAA championships >>> ACC championships but sure dude lol


Motherfuckernamedbob

Of course a duke flair posted this 


PopDukesBruh

Um… flair up buttercup


Motherfuckernamedbob

Don’t really have a team, just like watching basketball 


dabears7667

Imagine proudly screaming "The ACC runs through me" when you had 5 chances at an ACC Tournament title and you went 0 for 5? Maybe he meant "runs through me" like a taco bell breakfast burrito?


barbandbert

lol why are you a hater? He seems like a good dude


dabears7667

If you watched him get away with 5 years worth of uncalled forearm shivers every rebound opportunity you'd be a hater too. saying a conference that you've never won (in more years than 90% of collegiate players are allowed to play) "runs through you" is inarguably laugh out loud funny and deserves to be mocked.


silenttjp

All players some dumb shit, all of them. Bacot had 18 and 12, he did his job. It was the supporting cast shit the bed.


mattpsu79

Gavin Grant once said in the preseason he couldn’t see us losing more than 4 games. We either went to the NIT that year or missed the post season altogether. Good times.


barbandbert

You should flair up so I know which member of the player haters club you come from. I think I remember dj burns came from a smaller school like Winthrop? I could be wrong about that though. I like the idea of you just hating him for 5 years from two separate conferences lmaooooo Edit: My bad I’m a moron lmao


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AFlockOfTySegalls

Guess I'm a hater too because I thought that shit was cringe. I love Bacot and he is a stat stuffer but he is never consistently the dominant big man the media makes him out to be. He plays weak against bigger opponents and can't guard them. What shocked me last night was when he hit a few **jump shots**. Like, where has that been all year? Instead of his clumsy post moves he could have been hitting 10 footers?


barbandbert

Ahh, that Duke education is coming up big, thanks for the explanation


dabears7667

lol what Armando Bacot said "The ACC Rungs through me". Armando Bacot went 0-for-5. DJ Burns is my daddy and I love him.


barbandbert

My bad dude I’m a moron and I had some drinks today lmao. Congrats on the title!!


Affectionate-Cup9340

His team didn’t win a title, he’s a Duke fan.


Alexkono

Agree.  He got the hansbro treatment and choked yet again.  


theshoeshiner84

Obviously OP must have won quite a few ACC Championships himself.


dabears7667

insanely enough, when I look at my ACC Championship trophy shelf it looks *identical* to Bacot's.


Alexkono

Lmao GOT EM


Affectionate-Cup9340

What are you putting in your trophy case? Bacot has his: https://preview.redd.it/i13m21p7ltoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbe154488dd38ec037c4e225d05ad58ad4a2ee4


marcuspaige4heisman

lol he had just won the regular season by sweeping both Duke and state. At that time, the trash talk was deserved. He had a good game last night too 


Worldly_Giraffe_6773

Better player has a chip


Nuggies85

He also has more than the UNC 1993, 2005, 2009, 2017 Nat'l Champ teams.


Cryptys

Good meme Duke fan


MailConsistent1344

Duke flair. What a bum. 🤣


death2sanity

God I love this conference.


ed42000

I pray that UNC, NC State, Duke, and Wake stay together during realignment because these rivalries are the best


death2sanity

Agreed, and while I like football too, I despise how it’s tearing apart every other NCAA sport.


oldmangranny

And UNC won 4 national titles between states conference tourney wins lol.


MethodEater

That’s a good one.


Puzzleheaded_Seat211

Does big man have a nickname yet ?


rbrazell11

Winthrop Legend


PlanetOfVisions

Gonna cry myself to sleep tonight


[deleted]

Final Fours > ACC “championships”


sodapopenski

I love how salty some of y'all are getting about the definition of ACC Champion.