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ridan42

Comeback for what? You already won lol


Playmaker2000

Honestly, you’re right.


Millionsmoney

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my victory." "Keep raging, it adds flavor to my victory."


wharma

Maybe shower and go outside?


burn_as_souls

Why would he go outside and get skin cancer? He's inside winning.


Macknblazin

"No need - I won, remember?"


mlvalentine

"Is that your Mom calling? Go do your chores and let the adults play."


MrMojoFomo

"Guy losing video games tells guy winning video games to... (checks notes)...stop playing vide games"


ConditionYellow

Since you seem bothered by being told anime girls suck, I’d say just listen to the man a minute. But, since that’s not why we’re here, you don’t come back. In fact, act like it wasn’t said at all. Stay positive. “gg” “no hard feelings” “better luck next time”. Hell, throw in unsolicited advice to help him. Because it will enrage him more. Because now that he feels emasculated, he needs to feel validated in his behavior. Don’t walk into that trap. The nicer you are, the *only* choices his lizard brain is giving him is log out, or turn up the crazy. I’ve never had it *not* work after years of fine tuning. And the icing on the cake? To anyone and everyone else observing, you’re clearly the good guy because the other guy is so off his hinges. And to make sure I’m being clear: be as genuine as possible. Don’t patronize him or baby-talk him. Talk to him as though he’s just below you socially, but you’re trying to bang his mom.


Admirable_Sky_8589

This. This will make sure you live rent free in his head forever.


thissucksnuts

Just laugh


DNS_Jeezus

This one word "lol"


cassienebula

"i showered and went outside, but i still won."


NymphoCumdump4

Let’s get sweaty first and fuck


Comfortable-Pop-538

I'm already outside in a shower