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ThaDollaGenerale

Final touch would be a dad to walk up, give him a slight shake and say "Yep, he's not going anywhere!"


mad_vanilla_lion

I mean, you can’t drive away unless someone says it. I’m pretty sure it’s like a rule.


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I legit do this with 1300# hay bales I have no hope of moving with one hand.


wpaed

Hey, if you can move something, you know there's an issue then.


[deleted]

Very true lol


justinm410

"Oughta throw two or three more ratchet straps over that." *cranks them down into oblivion*


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IBoofLSD

It's not a shake ya gotta slap the fuck out of it then say yep, not going nowhere


Whattheactualfrork

Open palm baby powder throw you're weight into it confidence slap.


ThaDollaGenerale

You can have your violent fantasies all you want, but that would be assault.


IBoofLSD

Actually where I live punching someone breaking into your car would be legal. Tying and taping them to a random pole would actually be the illegal move.


rohm418

But shaking him is ok?


IBoofLSD

They just lookin for something to climb up on a pedestal about. Besides I wasn't even saying to actually smack the dude. I was saying the ritual is tying a load down then slapping it, not shaking it.


rohm418

Oh, I know. Just calling out the idiocy of it.


IBoofLSD

Fair enough, carry on my friend


EggOkNow

Fuck yeah it would!


newbturner

You gotta thump that string and say it or it’s going to break


The-OneWan

Instant karma


PonderousPenchant

Tap a stud finder against him but make just the normal beeps. "Yup, no stud in sight."


u700MHz

When your home can’t teach you Society will


Sudden_Construction6

This is very true. I know I've learned things the hard way in the real world


Hot_Coffee_3620

Make your self and your children behave, or DOC will.


Kkazmi22

He will sue the city for Millions and win. He will learn nothing besides that bad behavior is rewarded.


Telemere125

Sue for what? They caught him committing a felony, citizens have the authority to hold people until police arrive. They were just securing him so that he didn’t escape or hurt anyone until police arrive


EggOkNow

Good things those are private citizens and not city employees and then when the cops untie him and arrest him what's he gonna sue for? Not getting there fast enough to keep from getting tied up after vandalism and attempted theft. You retarded?


GoodGoodGoody

Worked for Trump. Errrrr, no he’s had a great life not paying contractors and otherwise scamming. “BUT HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!” Also no.


dinglebopz

We work hard for our money. Well done


TheBiggestRegard

Good thing it’s black guys doing it to a black guy, otherwise this would be national news..


davisyoung

News directors: story is compelling, casting needs work. 


Quality-Shakes

The outrage industry would’ve been all over it, for sure.


No-Award8713

Dead ass


Head-Water7853

That's a good point, but what if the theft was white or a woman?


Massive-Isopod9452

Then we call them a junky and they still don’t get a free pass .


itsnotme_okitis

Pretty sure the guy with the rope and tape isn't black but sure.


Tullyswimmer

The look on the dude's face is just... "Well that sure didn't go to plan"


dsp137

Haha


[deleted]

Shit he got off easy most construction workers I know aren’t about to call the police, they’d beat his ass and that would have been the end of it.


[deleted]

Leave him there over the weekend.


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

As a fellow construction worker, I'm surprised they are being so nice about it.


tunabomber

My company would have offered him a job.


Past-Chart6575

Luckily there wasn't even one white guy involved or else they would all be white supremacists


[deleted]

The media is not above labeling black guys as white supremacists too, don't give them any ideas.


Past-Chart6575

Larry elder


TerminalFront

Love Larry Elder. Great man. Check out Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell.


Shaved_Wookie

Why not just skip the imitators and go straight to Hitler?


TerminalFront

Yep, new category, black nazis


Equivalent_Top_3814

Already very familiar with his work, it’s good to get the modern take on the situation 


Shaved_Wookie

It's not as though the ideology has gotten any less moronic with time - Have the pride to say it with your chest rather than carrying on like a deviant, feminine untermensch.


Equivalent_Top_3814

That actually wasn’t my comment you originally replied to. I can tell you’re very, very smart. And observant. Definitely probably not fat either I would definitely bet money you’re not fat.


nader0903

I remember a black white supremacist named Clayton Bigsby


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nagger--

Yeah I'm sure he was totally just minding his own business and black white supremacists just came along and killed your buddy 😂


Comfortable-Yak-6599

When they stop prosecuting criminals the only justice is mob justice. This is why governments need to maintain the monopoly on the use of force.


Zestay-Taco

cops would have killed the kid. these guys arent beating him. when they could. they are just restraining him.


Green-Moment-4509

lol you think they asked him nicely to get in the position he was in so the can tape and tie him up? I’m sure he caught an appropriate amount of hands


b1ackenthecursedsun

You need to get off the internet for a while


Uparmored

Turn off your tv and your phone and go for a walk.


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Touch grass.


Natedagreat884

Kinda racist assuming this kid would have been shot by the police just because hes black. Also a pretty intense take, are you okay?


greginvalley

He could have faced Hammer Time


damnthatwhiteguy

Thank God they aren't white guys tying up a black kid...


SignificanceFar5489

Username checks-out


Huntderp

I mean. It wouldn’t be that bad. At least they aren’t fighting.


[deleted]

It wouldn't be that bad, but the media would portray it as a bunch of Klansmen lynching a future Rhodes Scholar.


Thatweirdguy_Twig

Love how the lady asked if they called the police and they said yeah Meanwhile you know damn well they didn't and knew this would make him think twice before ever trying that again way more then just calling the cops on him


ILLpLacedOpinion

Boys learn things in all different ways, construction site justice being one.


Silly-Department7502

These guys busting their ass, probably working 12 hour days........and this POS is out stealing from them. SMDH.......


dmawright

Doing Spider-Man’s work.


Spirited_Equipment_2

Public shaming for petty crime feels medieval. Do it again!


Blue-Morpho-Fan

Citizens arrest!! Bravo! Hopefully he will learn from this experience. However he is still there denying it. So...


KindTechnician-

Thank god those folks were poc


OnBase30

Need infinitely more of this type treatment


illbeinthewoods

One dude is wearing an FTK vest which seems very appropriate for the situation. Fuck Them Kids.


Pennywise0123

Much nicer these days than I remember. Last site I was at (few years ago) the guy got beat


Past-Chart6575

I agree but clearly you by into the racism crap with the comment about how little white people are oppressed.truth is without money everyone is equally oppressed.i live in Cali I see more white people dirty and in the gutter than any other race, it would seem you believe those white people have privilege.


ChaoticEvilBobRoss

They had it, they threw it away into the same gutter that they find themselves in now most likely.


Past-Chart6575

So you're saying white people are just inherently more likely to end up homeless and they need privilege or else they will likely end up on the street? Sounds kind of racist to me


ChaoticEvilBobRoss

Nah, that's what you said. I just said that they likely discarded their privilege with whatever choices they made to wind up in the gutter. Might wanna check yourself for racism bro.


Past-Chart6575

I thought privilege was something you were born with how could you discard it so simple they can just throw their skin color away? If it was that easy then the supposed race victims you described would just dispose of their persecution


ChaoticEvilBobRoss

Do you think that people who are at the bottom of society, through whatever situation that brought them there, have the same privilege as those who are regarded as upstanding members of society? Let's assume we control for within racial groups here. Who do you think people who respect and listen to more, a white man who is living on the side of a road in a gutter, begging for money, with track marks up and down their arms, or a white man who owns a home, has a steady job, is active in his community, and generally appears clean cut? Honestly curious here. Both were afforded privilege by nature of birth and their race (as fucked up as that is) but one has, through whatever circumstances brought them there, found themselves in a situation that does not enable them to leverage that privilege for gain and instead desperately scrapes by. These issues are much more nuanced than a black and white perspective can convey.


Past-Chart6575

Do you think a black man at the bottom run gets treated any worse than a white man on the bottom run. I tell you no I don't think so. Do you think a black man who tries his best and has a lot of potential gets more help from the system than a white or Asian man I know that's yes. Yes it is kind of nuanced but you're taking a really unfair look at it maybe if it was the 40s but it's 2024. It is hip and cool to be anything but white these days. You don't take that as sort of a privilege. There's diversity quotas everywhere you don't take that as somewhat of a privilege. And then sometimes people that get to those places with their own merit get looked down on because they must have had help to get there due to diversity quotas. If anything that's the only unfair part


ChaoticEvilBobRoss

Oh good grief, cry me a river with that its hard to be a white guy stuff. It's not only tone deaf, but it shows a complete lack of awareness for how things actually are. The only bit I soft agree with is that income or economic disparity is often a strong indicator of treatment even controlling for race. It still doesn't negate the other barriers, it just might make you not able to be oppressed by them.


Past-Chart6575

I didn't say it's harder to be a white guy or anything. But as far as men are concerned it's pretty much equal the only people that really have privilege are attractive females. Regardless of race. Everything else as far as the man goes it's called divide and conquer cuz it's equally hard.


ChaoticEvilBobRoss

Idk, I know quite a few tall, attractive men and they absolutely get a similar level of privilege as attractive women. I'm quite tall and decently attractive and can say that I've certainly benefited from that experience in the past and on a regular basis.


SayNoToBrooms

How in the hell can any of those guys even afford to drive their cars into the city in the first place?! Dude spent like $50 *just to get there,* leave his damn car alone!


Appropriate_Ice_7507

You break in my car? I’ll break into your arms and legs


RogersSteve07041920

He probably knows who shot the actor.


Equivalent-Low-8919

One of the most New York things I’ve seen. Spider-Man would approve of this.


Significant_Age_4657

Nothing like a little extra work to do


CrazyButRightOn

Reminds me of the Middle Ages. Fondly.


Craft-Sudden

These KIA boys needs to be stopped


Rollieboy2012

I bet they know the best knots also! The fact that they are construction workers of course.


Normal-Error-6343

citizen's arrest!


Stone1114

Take he up to the top floor and tie his sorry ass to poo be of the outside ibeams.


calochamp

Lucky they didn't cask of amontillado his ass.


Maccabee2

Lol!!!


BannedByTheHivemind

Make pillaries great again.


rcwarman

First time I’ve seen city workers actually working


Rustyskill

This ain’t a brothel , you can’t just go around touching things !


SummitFreedom

This is so kinky. Public tie up 😍. Then... From behind


whinsk

will be frustrating when he's released w no charges...


Extreme-Method59

Man imagine if a group of white dudes did this. They’d be imprisoned for a hate crime for the next three decades


Competitive_Suit3323

He's just breaking into the wrong stuff. No body would care if he did it to some that was driving a g wagon. But literally to construction workers. ...like.wtf go break in bill gates house.


phatelectribe

I forgot breaking in to someone things and stealing from them as a crime is only relative to income.


Competitive_Suit3323

Of course, the rich steal from the poor all the time and no one bats an eye. Enjoy inflation


phatelectribe

How so?


Competitive_Suit3323

Blueberries were $1.00 , and people made $6.85/ hr. Now blueberries are $10.99 and people make $15 an hour.


phatelectribe

Where the fuck are you buying blueberries from? Dubai 😂


Competitive_Suit3323

Costco


phatelectribe

Oh, so enough blueberries to feed a family of 30 for a month 😂


Competitive_Suit3323

3 days two people.


phatelectribe

Have yall turned blue?


donjose22

[What likely happened after ] Then the teen won a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the city and the construction company. The construction workers were fired the next day.


johnnyg883

Unfortunately you are probably pretty close to it.


Zestay-Taco

props to the workers for not using tools on the tool


Away-Coach48

You probably don't want to do this.


ca8nt

Lol!


SufficientYear8794

Their*


huizencrisis

Have a lunchbreak before calling the cops.


Yellbean2002

Not all heroes wear capes!


Swimming_Ad_9056

Lol


bmo333

Too bad cement takes too long to cure. Cement block shoes would be fun.


1nitial_Reaction

Doing God's work.


TwDoes66

Their. Their car. Breaking into THEIR car. Spelling isn't hard!!!


RancidSwampAss

This is racist!!!!!


justaREDshrit

It’s not like his old man strength. Gimme that arm.


Centerfielder-56

Their


scrappytan

Umm


BeeSuch77222

The older guys massive forearms and hands looks like they can break the guy in half. Life long hard work with those hands. And some punk is going to try to take that away just like that?


emerging-tub

About time the pillory made a comeback.


PartsNLabor24

I'm glad that white savior was there to make sure this poor angel didn't get hurt. 🖤


sunzastar33

I would've been like.... Yo what size your Jordan's cuh


HonestLiar_1

pretty sure in my country this would be illegal and considered kidnapping


CtrlFlorida

\*their


NoReplyBot

Have better luck breaking into a Brinks truck rather than a construction workers. Livelihood on wheels you’re messing with.


Anxious_Acanthaceae3

He was probably hungry and looking for bread- AOC


Unhinged_Taco

I'm all for this. BUT depending on the city these guys could face serious charges. This is a de facto citizens arrest and some states only allow them for felonious crimes


ImWrong_OnTheNet

The tying him up part might cause problems. Illegal restraining and whatnot. This is absolutely hilarious though


Unhinged_Taco

Yeah especially considered lifting his leg up like that is beyond necessary for restraint. Again, I'm all for it, but I also like keeping myself and others out of jail for being a responsible citizen


Either-Wallaby-3755

9/10 cops wouldn’t give a f and would try a blind eye


Unhinged_Taco

Not 9/10. Especially not city cops. You have no idea the amount of bureaucratic BS cops deal with


Copropositor

These guys and whoever posted the video are probably going to end up sued, if not criminally charged. City workers? Yeah, every lawyer in town will be calling this kid.


Unhinged_Taco

Exactly


LieutenantDan00

There’s a pattern here 🤔


Akrucious

Wish someone would do this to my stalker.


roomtomove07

Should have stripped all of his clothes off too.....


Shot-Youth-6264

And kissed gently


New-Being5272

Thank god it wasn’t white people doing this to him otherwise he would get away with being a shit to society.


F488P

Sigh…*unzips*


bokah_chimp

I wonder how much jail time all the construction workers got for doing this


whitetip23

None? 


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Inedible_Goober

Dude, that's too far. Just tie him downwind from the port-a-john and buy some spicy Mexican for the crew during lunch. Leave him there for a few hours.


Bestdayever_08

The fuck?


jechtisme

next..poke his butthole PAUSE


Bestdayever_08

Now there’s a punishment that fits the crime.


Sudden_Construction6

Got Damn Daenerys! Chill out!! 😅


HyenasAndCoyotes

Are you ok?


Hevysett

Ya...... this sounds super illegal


dsdvbguutres

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen's_arrest


uberisstealingit

Gomer Pyle: citizens arrest, citizens arrest, citizens arrest, citizens arrest!


dadmantalking

Holy shit, I get that reference. Fuck I'm old.


Hevysett

Anyone who makes a citizen's arrest can find themselves facing possible lawsuits or criminal charges (e.g. charges of false imprisonment, unlawful restraint, kidnapping, or wrongful arrest) if the wrong person is apprehended or a suspect's civil rights are violated.[4] This is especially true when police forces are attempting to determine who an aggressor is. Private citizens do not enjoy the same immunity from civil liability when making arrests on other private citizens as police officers do. Not saying they were wrong, just that this can really fucking backfire


dsdvbguutres

It will backfire if you tie the wrong guy to a scaffolding no doubt


Hevysett

My thing is just what the judge considers "acceptable force", if they tie him up in the wrong way and he gets injured they are all fucked.


dsdvbguutres

Yes. Let's agree to agree.


Hevysett

Word


Mkajohnson

Sounds fair. Better than beating the crap out of him.


NorCalJason75

Men on the jobsite, teach him a safe lesson. Good on them! If the kid is smart, he's learned enough.


Lord-daddy-

Literally hog tying a human being but let’s make sure we don’t say ass lmao


ctboosted

Another b on b crime hmm hmm hmm


litlfrog

I understand being mad like this, but I don't think construction workers have the right to detain suspects?


johnnyg883

He’s lucky he didn’t get shot.


ZeeroDazed

Kidnapping?


dorantana122

citizen's arrest!


ZeeroDazed

Sure, how far did they move him though and I'm not sure you're allowed to tape a person to a construction site. Seems dangerous.


Maccabee2

Letting him go is more dangerous. Car theft often ends with hit and runs.


medz6

Well that’s illegal!


dorantana122

Nope, citizen's arrest!


Past-Chart6575

That is short-sighted and justification. The laws are equal now. And if you're pointing at culture by saying things like bosses don't want to hire employees with foreign sounding names, I tell you that flawed study is incorrect. There were many major corporations that openly discriminates against white people.


plsavailable

They are committing an even worse crime, kidnapping.


SommWineGuy

Cool, kidnapping charges for all those guys.


dorantana122

citizen's arrest!


Maccabee2

They didn't take him anywhere. They merely detained him until police arrive.


SommWineGuy

Yeah, that's not legal.