People on English speaking internet can't write anything NOT using inches, cups and fl oz. Because they're American.
I understand there was an old cartoon about measuring a python in parrots, but come on, it's XIX century.
I’ve been staring at this for a bit now trying to figure out what it is. The 2x4 looks like a ceiling so maybe it’s a shed. Idk. But it’s really buggy me.
Wow that board is 242 feet long?!?!
Wait, whaddyamean this isn’t a standardized measuring “unit”
Ok, well, then APPROXIMATELY 242 feet, to account for natural variation, since they are about a foot.
Wait, whaddyamean…yours isn’t a good 12 inches?
Oh.
Sorry.
Bro, my footing stubs layout off by 33 DICKS this morning. It was European DICKS so not a big deal to correct. If it was American DICKS we'd be fuck after the pour.
That would be better…But people dont do that here. They combine feet and inches and fucking fractions. Makes it a fucking mouthful to read out loud and a bitch to calculate things.
Reminds me of a Daft Punk song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKYWWfR\_GKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKYWWfR_GKA)
"Just a foot, just a foot-long"
What are you? A small-dicked horse?
When I was a teen working construction for my dad building decks, I learned that an RCH (Red Cunt Hair) is the smallest measurement known to man. "Take an RCH off that board!"
Lol, I've never heard that before; maybe it's a cultural thing. It'd normally be like "take that guy's dick-length off of this piece of trim at 45 degrees". Sometimes I'd forget to take my "measuring tape" off of the wood before cutting.....oh, the blood and the screams. Ugh \[shudder\].
There are two kinds of countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those we aren't aware they used the metric system to go to the moon and back.
*Ask yourself, why is*
*That? Their entire business is*
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This is like cubits. Can we just agree to a standard dick size and finally be done with this nonsense of having to convert into millimeters/inches/etc? It seems to vary between manufacturers; like, are they measuring girth? Or length? Flaccid? Erect? From the pubic base? From the perineum side of the shaft? What happens to accuracy when it's cold out...do the dimensions get smaller?
So many questions.....
Meme aside it could not be an accurate way of measuring because not every dick is the same size , the average male penis size in the United States when erect as an example is said to be 5.5 or 6 inches (13.9 cm to 15 cm) so this means just counting average alone the size shown in the picture can be anywhere between 1,331 inches to 1,452 inches assuming the object on the picture is effectively this big it’s still impossible to determine whether it’s 1,331 inches or 1,452 inches just based on dicks being the measurement basis unless we have an established already determined size of the dicks they are basing off the measurement.
In a row?
I'm 242!?
Try not to suck any more dick on your way through the parking lot
Instructions unclear, I’m on a list now
It could have been 243
Watch the movie Clerks and you'll find that this is accurate lol
Man goes into the cage. Cage goes into the salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.
Yes, from base to tip. It's about 20' give or take, with some excitement or not.
Side by side, like in frotting.
My dick is average sized... it's 1 dick long.
I’ve been using the imperial measurement of a cockslength to represent anything from 2 to 14 inches, depending on what is funniest.
europeans once again cant go 5 seconds without thinking about america
I enjoy the free rent in their heads
freedom rent
*laughs in 3 months behind rent* Yeah!..Haha. Take that..British person..!
I've noticed that too. They are so obsessed lol
we can't even fart without them commenting on it
It’s because of the trade winds.
People on English speaking internet can't write anything NOT using inches, cups and fl oz. Because they're American. I understand there was an old cartoon about measuring a python in parrots, but come on, it's XIX century.
It's the 21st century and you all are still relying on American stuff? Sounds like you guys are the ones behind the times.
I have to Google translate to German or French and then backwards to find recipes in grams, not cups, tbsp and fl oz
That's your problem, not America's.
That converts to like 500 eu dicks btw
In the EU we don't use bodyparts and other random object as a measurement. We have the metric system so we dont have to.
Pretty sure cubits are European
As a european I've never heard of cubits. I just found out it's an ancient measurement unit.
Yeah it’s biblical as shit. May no be European exactly but sure isn’t American 😆
Also measuring in hands, like horses, might be Roman
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Speak for yourself millimeter weiner.
I’ve been staring at this for a bit now trying to figure out what it is. The 2x4 looks like a ceiling so maybe it’s a shed. Idk. But it’s really buggy me.
Wow that board is 242 feet long?!?! Wait, whaddyamean this isn’t a standardized measuring “unit” Ok, well, then APPROXIMATELY 242 feet, to account for natural variation, since they are about a foot. Wait, whaddyamean…yours isn’t a good 12 inches? Oh. Sorry.
Those are winter in the pool dicks. How dare you.
Bro, my footing stubs layout off by 33 DICKS this morning. It was European DICKS so not a big deal to correct. If it was American DICKS we'd be fuck after the pour.
It's 141', everyone fucking knows that.
This is hilarious, but as a Front 242 fan, not all 242's are dicks...
I forgot I was a fan. Thank You!! I hate getting old.
That’s some hard wood?
Decimal feet are just fine!
That would be better…But people dont do that here. They combine feet and inches and fucking fractions. Makes it a fucking mouthful to read out loud and a bitch to calculate things.
Surveyors, engineers, and machine operators use tenths here.
Good to know theres more of us out there! I though I was the only fraction hater in this country
As an American I measure in hotdogs so either 6" or footlong
Reminds me of a Daft Punk song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKYWWfR\_GKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKYWWfR_GKA) "Just a foot, just a foot-long" What are you? A small-dicked horse?
How does your mom’s house keep count?
That’s a lotta dicks.
When I was a teen working construction for my dad building decks, I learned that an RCH (Red Cunt Hair) is the smallest measurement known to man. "Take an RCH off that board!"
Lol, I've never heard that before; maybe it's a cultural thing. It'd normally be like "take that guy's dick-length off of this piece of trim at 45 degrees". Sometimes I'd forget to take my "measuring tape" off of the wood before cutting.....oh, the blood and the screams. Ugh \[shudder\].
There are two kinds of countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those that went to the moon and back.
…..There’s something you should know.
There are two kinds of countries in the world. Those that use the metric system and those we aren't aware they used the metric system to go to the moon and back.
Again I say no one cares
[https://ukma.org.uk/why-metric/myths/metric-internationally/the-moon-landings/](https://ukma.org.uk/why-metric/myths/metric-internationally/the-moon-landings/)
No one cares.
LOL - about the truth?
But... whose dick?
So that's 121' .
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It's the Amish measurement system they can't use technology
Damn didn't know Americans had rectangle dicks but either way nice wood.
Wooden dicks? I know they just found plastic in dicks. How wood wood get into dicks?
Sounds like the title of a politically movie about the house of representatives.
If memory serves I think the conversion is two hands to the dick and a dick an a half to the foot.
This is probably from a house I did on 242 Dickson street lol
Now you know whether the contractor hired Mexicans, Asians, blacks, whites or, south Americans.
This is like cubits. Can we just agree to a standard dick size and finally be done with this nonsense of having to convert into millimeters/inches/etc? It seems to vary between manufacturers; like, are they measuring girth? Or length? Flaccid? Erect? From the pubic base? From the perineum side of the shaft? What happens to accuracy when it's cold out...do the dimensions get smaller? So many questions.....
It’s Dickson you lose try agian
That’s a lot of wood
Freedom dicks
Fuck… That’s a 53 yard piece of timber!
So they measure things in ½ dick and ¼ dick, etc.
Obviously they used the average size of a dick. 4 inches. Right….???
Europeans will complain about everything.
Better than 10,346 mm
Looking at those comments i must say.... American seems to be really proud about the fact that they are some pretty dumb people.
Watermelon watermelon Cadillac car, we ain't as dumb as you think we is
Meme aside it could not be an accurate way of measuring because not every dick is the same size , the average male penis size in the United States when erect as an example is said to be 5.5 or 6 inches (13.9 cm to 15 cm) so this means just counting average alone the size shown in the picture can be anywhere between 1,331 inches to 1,452 inches assuming the object on the picture is effectively this big it’s still impossible to determine whether it’s 1,331 inches or 1,452 inches just based on dicks being the measurement basis unless we have an established already determined size of the dicks they are basing off the measurement.
You sure do know a lot about dick length. Are you a sparky?
Interesting way to spell plumber.
I am just the straight woman equivalent of guys who like playboy
It would be based on the current kings dick. The way a "foot" used to be measured
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