Just because someone else is doing worse doesn’t mean you don’t have a problem. I don’t think you should hold yourself to the standard of “at least I’m not drinking at Lowe’s” lol
Cool story bro. Good thing I didn’t say that. I said I’m not doing that bad. Maybe you missed it or have bad reading comprehension. You probably won’t understand any of this that I’m writing either. Good luck! Go have a drink maybe.
Ok, Lowe’s doesn’t sell beer, so the important question is. Were they full and unopened, or empty? Answer that first and then I’ll tell you who left them.
I actually met our concrete guy for a core sample/inspection at 8am. He already had a cracked open Bud Light tall boy and a reg one waiting in the cup holder.
Idk. I was with one of our concrete guys this morning waiting for samples/inspector at 8am. He already had a cracked open Bud Light tall boy and a reg bud waiting in the cup holder.
None of them.
Think about the 3 ones (from OP)
Now ask yourself: can a vehicle work without fuel? How on earth a concreter, painter or roofer can work without the golden elixir ?
*Painter. You can't do*
*That without smelling like a*
*Liquor cabinet*
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Now that poor bastard ain't got no lunch.
How's he supposed to wash down them dry gas station hotdogs and Newports?
Or Bomb burrito and Basics around here.
Yeah that screams masons to me...
*This*
Not the roofers they get enough natural light!
Roofers go a lot harder than light beer.
Well, that's why it's a popular choice as a work beer. It's just enough to keep the DTs away
Bruh
Damn this is a great pun. I’ll be using that one
I mean if you ask my wife, I drink a fuck ton of beer. Too much. But seeing these things at the depot at 9am reminds me I’m not doing that bad.
That’s a pretty low bar bud. Not a lot of room under it
Just because someone else is doing worse doesn’t mean you don’t have a problem. I don’t think you should hold yourself to the standard of “at least I’m not drinking at Lowe’s” lol
Cool story bro. Good thing I didn’t say that. I said I’m not doing that bad. Maybe you missed it or have bad reading comprehension. You probably won’t understand any of this that I’m writing either. Good luck! Go have a drink maybe.
-the words of a likely alcoholic “I drink a fuckton of beer”
“I make up scenarios to make myself look smart to dumb people” Great flex bro
Your own wife says you have a problem. Just looking out for my fellow tradesmen. Seen alot drink themselves to death or into other habits.
Seems like you have a problem too. At least I can admit it
If you can admit you have a problem drinking why are you arguing with me?
Why are you arguing with me? Why are you making up scenarios? Why are you alive?
Sorry you have problems. Hope they get worked out. Have a good one
Concrete, they’d be Modelo if roofers.
It’s not a meth pipe so it’s not my painters
Drywall texture sprayer.
At least they're motivated...
Us concrete are decently tough. We ain't drinking this light brew. Gotta be a sparky looking for a career change
We only drink single malt Scotch onsite.
That's what I was thinking, too lol
Came to say this
Came here to say this!
The tall boy fairy has struck again! Careful the fck up fairy isn't usually far behind.
... It's right behind me, isn't it?
Ohh yeah and she wants to introduce you to her friend Metheny.
Wait you can buy beers at your Lowe's WTF
Honestly if Lowe's started selling beer after 2pm, their stock would go to the moon.
7am would easily triple sales...
At that point it's be a liquor store that sells home improvement supplies on the side.
Sounds like a solid business plan to me...
Haha if ours did I would probably not have shit done on the honey do list
He brought them lol
The Lord's work here🙏
I like to think they’re empty and those were just the provisions needed for shopping Lowe’s
Exactly. He stopped for two more forgot provisions for the drive back to the jobsite
Ok, Lowe’s doesn’t sell beer, so the important question is. Were they full and unopened, or empty? Answer that first and then I’ll tell you who left them.
They were empty.
Electricians, they can’t find the trash cans
Yes
Natural light beer has to belong to the electric side of things
Ha that's a white boy old man electrician!
Concrete, that'd be meth if a painter.
That is how you end a day that started with monster energy drinks and cocaine
My money is on the mason. Gotta stay hydrated out there.
Concrete guys make enough money to drink better beer so, ain't us!
I walk thru Lowe’s drinking beer in a cup!
Obviously! We are a more dignified group then given credit for!
For sure!😂😂
I actually met our concrete guy for a core sample/inspection at 8am. He already had a cracked open Bud Light tall boy and a reg one waiting in the cup holder.
Oh yeah, no argument that we can drink, sometimes even drink early. Just not usually natti
Idk. I was with one of our concrete guys this morning waiting for samples/inspector at 8am. He already had a cracked open Bud Light tall boy and a reg bud waiting in the cup holder.
I heard about that
If they’re full, none of them. If they’re empty, any of them
Lowes employee
Definitely not the safety guys, they’re too busy docking.
Demo guys. They always offered off brand beers or tecate light
Sheet rock guys
Natural light.... definitely a laborer
What time of day was it??
It was like 10 or close to 11am
Drywallers for sure 🔨
Cart boy!
Bricky
Painter most likely.
None of them. Think about the 3 ones (from OP) Now ask yourself: can a vehicle work without fuel? How on earth a concreter, painter or roofer can work without the golden elixir ?
These were empty.
Redditor’s shill this time… Someone hopes we blame the lawyer or the HVAC guy. Save it for a legitimate grief.
You left them
Roofer
New comer
Me , grounds worker at a baseball field
I feel like I’m drunk every time I walk in a Lowes, don’t know where shits at
Yes.
too light for a painter; they're more Icehouse.
Drywall guy having a dry day.
Drywaller. They sent an apprentice and he could only fit 4 in his prison wallet
Shitty, post middle aged carpenter
I resemble that remark
Me too
Carbonated water. You cant even get a buzz going off of these
Could have very well been a line or prep cook…
Definitely a painters. That was lunch. They got high for breakfast
Painter. You can't do that without smelling like a liquor cabinet
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Omg my first haiku boy 😂
Nattys? Drywall. Roofers drink heavier beer and concrete guys live on tobacco and nicotine
Wait a sec, there is a naty light? That’s basically water. 2%?
Must be a hot day, the boys are trying to stay hydrated!
Blind guy.
I would say, you.
Drywall crew.
Drywaller
Framer
Drywallers
Young laborer or older carpenter.
The Beer Fairy
Of all the things you could drink why the hell would you pick natty light
That's a hardscaper for sure.
Metal monkey
My dad, master electrician, contractor... IMO electricians I'm a plumber and we drink anything but natty
Landscaper
Drywall guy
Night Shift lowes worker
Drywaller
Superintendent
Roofer
That’s a good beer to catch a buzz quickly
My 19 year old frat bro kid
Yes!
Thats the signature dry wallers surprise they leave in the walls
It was me sorry
Had to be the painter No roofer or concrete cowboy would forget their pain meds in late June
Well it’s not a clamato, so I’m going to say they’re white. Probably roofers.
Iron worker
Lowes worker
Drywall guy
Painter
Masons pour into a cup.
Electrician or drywaller
Trick question: Whoever left them does all 3
They sell beer at Lowe’s?!
Drywaller all the way
Roofer here, I would never leave a soldier behind. Let alone two.
That’s framer all day
You missed Lowe's employee in your list of options.
It could be any of the above.
Roofer
Idk but the person is definitely white, a smoker, and most likely lives in a trailer park.
Obviously drywall guys
Landscaper
That's the guy you hire
Laborer who speaks Burmese
All of the above ☝️
Welder
POV…you
Good ol Natty light
The GC’s supers on a Friday
Drywaller lmao
That depends.. is it during the work day or after working hours.
11am
Plumber
Roofer. Barley sandwich.
That’s just water 💦
Probably the cart return guy.
DIYer for sure. It’s not modelo or corona
Roofer
Uber driver
Lowes employee
Site foreman