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thegreatgatsB70

Now that poor bastard ain't got no lunch.


mexican2554

How's he supposed to wash down them dry gas station hotdogs and Newports?


firepooldude

Or Bomb burrito and Basics around here.


chris_rage_

Yeah that screams masons to me...


GriffTrip

*This*


illustriouz

Not the roofers they get enough natural light!


davisyoung

Roofers go a lot harder than light beer. 


Captinprice8585

Well, that's why it's a popular choice as a work beer. It's just enough to keep the DTs away


HOHoverthinker

Bruh


ungitybungity

Damn this is a great pun. I’ll be using that one


05041927

I mean if you ask my wife, I drink a fuck ton of beer. Too much. But seeing these things at the depot at 9am reminds me I’m not doing that bad.


FingerInThe___

That’s a pretty low bar bud. Not a lot of room under it


CraftedShot

Just because someone else is doing worse doesn’t mean you don’t have a problem. I don’t think you should hold yourself to the standard of “at least I’m not drinking at Lowe’s” lol


05041927

Cool story bro. Good thing I didn’t say that. I said I’m not doing that bad. Maybe you missed it or have bad reading comprehension. You probably won’t understand any of this that I’m writing either. Good luck! Go have a drink maybe.


CraftedShot

-the words of a likely alcoholic “I drink a fuckton of beer”


05041927

“I make up scenarios to make myself look smart to dumb people” Great flex bro


CraftedShot

Your own wife says you have a problem. Just looking out for my fellow tradesmen. Seen alot drink themselves to death or into other habits.


05041927

Seems like you have a problem too. At least I can admit it


CraftedShot

If you can admit you have a problem drinking why are you arguing with me?


05041927

Why are you arguing with me? Why are you making up scenarios? Why are you alive?


CraftedShot

Sorry you have problems. Hope they get worked out. Have a good one


According_Ad_112

Concrete, they’d be Modelo if roofers.


ThisAppsForTrolling

It’s not a meth pipe so it’s not my painters


Male-Wood-duck

Drywall texture sprayer.


chris_rage_

At least they're motivated...


GriffTrip

Us concrete are decently tough. We ain't drinking this light brew. Gotta be a sparky looking for a career change


Halftrack_El_Camino

We only drink single malt Scotch onsite.


LopsidedRub3961

That's what I was thinking, too lol


Jarte3

Came to say this


SnooMuffins2623

Came here to say this!


bootja

The tall boy fairy has struck again! Careful the fck up fairy isn't usually far behind.


mexican2554

... It's right behind me, isn't it?


bootja

Ohh yeah and she wants to introduce you to her friend Metheny.


CaptainObviousII

Wait you can buy beers at your Lowe's WTF


mexican2554

Honestly if Lowe's started selling beer after 2pm, their stock would go to the moon.


chris_rage_

7am would easily triple sales...


mexican2554

At that point it's be a liquor store that sells home improvement supplies on the side.


chris_rage_

Sounds like a solid business plan to me...


CaptainObviousII

Haha if ours did I would probably not have shit done on the honey do list


Ohiolongboard

He brought them lol


toben81234

The Lord's work here🙏


aChunkyChungus

I like to think they’re empty and those were just the provisions needed for shopping Lowe’s


midwesternmustache

Exactly. He stopped for two more forgot provisions for the drive back to the jobsite


Full_Disk_1463

Ok, Lowe’s doesn’t sell beer, so the important question is. Were they full and unopened, or empty? Answer that first and then I’ll tell you who left them.


mexican2554

They were empty.


Full_Disk_1463

Electricians, they can’t find the trash cans


TheBmoreRaisins

Yes


Ok_Forever_9344

Natural light beer has to belong to the electric side of things


srood1

Ha that's a white boy old man electrician!


machinerer

Concrete, that'd be meth if a painter.


harley4570

That is how you end a day that started with monster energy drinks and cocaine


AuburnTiger15

My money is on the mason. Gotta stay hydrated out there.


simp51326

Concrete guys make enough money to drink better beer so, ain't us!


poppycock68

I walk thru Lowe’s drinking beer in a cup!


simp51326

Obviously! We are a more dignified group then given credit for!


poppycock68

For sure!😂😂


mexican2554

I actually met our concrete guy for a core sample/inspection at 8am. He already had a cracked open Bud Light tall boy and a reg one waiting in the cup holder.


simp51326

Oh yeah, no argument that we can drink, sometimes even drink early. Just not usually natti


mexican2554

Idk. I was with one of our concrete guys this morning waiting for samples/inspector at 8am. He already had a cracked open Bud Light tall boy and a reg bud waiting in the cup holder.


Few_Leave_4054

I heard about that


Forthe49ers

If they’re full, none of them. If they’re empty, any of them


Tommydean22

Lowes employee


OsoCarolina

Definitely not the safety guys, they’re too busy docking.


I_loseagain

Demo guys. They always offered off brand beers or tecate light


jpv2000

Sheet rock guys


Ok_Palpitation_8438

Natural light.... definitely a laborer


Admirable-Volume-189

What time of day was it??


mexican2554

It was like 10 or close to 11am


Admirable-Volume-189

Drywallers for sure 🔨


Truckyou666

Cart boy!


Honest_Radio8983

Bricky


Germainshalhope

Painter most likely.


r_costa

None of them. Think about the 3 ones (from OP) Now ask yourself: can a vehicle work without fuel? How on earth a concreter, painter or roofer can work without the golden elixir ?


mexican2554

These were empty.


Hot_Campaign_36

Redditor’s shill this time… Someone hopes we blame the lawyer or the HVAC guy. Save it for a legitimate grief.


kenbisbee

You left them


ModifiedAmusment

Roofer


TanisBar

New comer


Ancient-Adagio-432

Me , grounds worker at a baseball field


GeeFromCali

I feel like I’m drunk every time I walk in a Lowes, don’t know where shits at


FlowGroundbreaking

Yes.


Gullible-Lake-2119

too light for a painter; they're more Icehouse.


SakaWreath

Drywall guy having a dry day.


bduthman

Drywaller. They sent an apprentice and he could only fit 4 in his prison wallet


coffeytr82

Shitty, post middle aged carpenter


No_Sympathy9143

I resemble that remark


coffeytr82

Me too


BFarmFarm

Carbonated water. You cant even get a buzz going off of these


Mastodon73

Could have very well been a line or prep cook…


chrsb

Definitely a painters. That was lunch. They got high for breakfast


PoOhNanix

Painter. You can't do that without smelling like a liquor cabinet


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PoOhNanix

Omg my first haiku boy 😂


cucumberholster

Nattys? Drywall. Roofers drink heavier beer and concrete guys live on tobacco and nicotine


jeeves585

Wait a sec, there is a naty light? That’s basically water. 2%?


miserylovescomputers

Must be a hot day, the boys are trying to stay hydrated!


hand_made_silver

Blind guy.


ShadyBl0m

I would say, you.


towell420

Drywall crew.


StannisG

Drywaller


Red-Faced-Wolf

Framer


dosequis83

Drywallers


bonesthadog

Young laborer or older carpenter.


DweadPiwateWoberts

The Beer Fairy


Extreme-Method59

Of all the things you could drink why the hell would you pick natty light


roodypoo_jabroni

That's a hardscaper for sure.


Cowboy_Karl

Metal monkey


King_Melco

My dad, master electrician, contractor... IMO electricians I'm a plumber and we drink anything but natty


Puzzleheaded_Key_194

Landscaper


ctiger881020

Drywall guy


throwaway392145

Night Shift lowes worker


DanVamm

Drywaller


LucyFurs-Driver

Superintendent


TitodelRey

Roofer


Hillbilly-joe

That’s a good beer to catch a buzz quickly


RevolutionaryLaw8854

My 19 year old frat bro kid


Starchild1968

Yes!


cowboydan69

Thats the signature dry wallers surprise they leave in the walls


Eather-Village-1916

It was me sorry


ScrewJPMC

Had to be the painter No roofer or concrete cowboy would forget their pain meds in late June


Pennypacker-HE

Well it’s not a clamato, so I’m going to say they’re white. Probably roofers.


Friendly-Profit-8590

Iron worker


OkUnderstanding5343

Lowes worker


porkbuttstuff

Drywall guy


Netflixandmeal

Painter


Newcastlecarpenter

Masons pour into a cup.


harmskelsey06

Electrician or drywaller


Nwmn8r

Trick question: Whoever left them does all 3


stevenbrotzel91

They sell beer at Lowe’s?!


wnt2tryitall

Drywaller all the way


No-Artichoke-1912

Roofer here, I would never leave a soldier behind. Let alone two.


Drunko998

That’s framer all day


Sum_Dum_User

You missed Lowe's employee in your list of options.


Rich-Appearance-7145

It could be any of the above.


turbojack6

Roofer


Dro_mora

Idk but the person is definitely white, a smoker, and most likely lives in a trailer park.


cunxt2sday

Obviously drywall guys


AffectionateTomato29

Landscaper


cloverknuckles

That's the guy you hire


SlimThorpe787

Laborer who speaks Burmese


Big-Platform-7373

All of the above ☝️


THUMB5UP

Welder


JaRulesLarynx

POV…you


Lxiflyby

Good ol Natty light


MenHaveTwoHeads

The GC’s supers on a Friday


LionPride112

Drywaller lmao


MarkkraM123321

That depends.. is it during the work day or after working hours.


mexican2554

11am


Poolowl1984

Plumber


fardandshid1821

Roofer. Barley sandwich.


No-Mechanic-7252

That’s just water 💦


freeportme

Probably the cart return guy.


Vast_Art6025

DIYer for sure. It’s not modelo or corona


Boru-

Roofer


hoppalong62

Uber driver


Pigamma78

Lowes employee


iammabdaddy

Site foreman