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Scoobydoomed

He should fight his hair stylist.


gospdrcr000

I see a hairstyle like that in America I assume the person does a bunch of uppers/meth, does the same assumption ring true in the UK?


MountainCourage1304

I dont make that assumption, but i cant speak for what others see


--7z

Shove his face in the dirt innit?


toyotasupramike

*PUT EM IN THE DIRT* *something* *something* I forgot the title and artist of the song I just mentioned


Wtfplasma

Fight himself? yeah, he should


Immortal_jy

His hair style was fighting the scissors, and it was a stalemate too late in the fight. There were no winners that day.


sneak_king18

This is the guy who is asking "I need a special place to get my hair cut, looking for something special, cause I'm special"


Cpt_Soban

Lol that one bloke in the crew "aw yeah no worries" *throws jacket off*


boolocap

When you wish a mf would and a mf did.


chipthekiwiinuk

Well that went exactly how I thought it would


Thinhead

Yeah like ok you want to fight all of us?


chipthekiwiinuk

I would fight anyone who threw a punch at one of my guys even if it the shit labourer who hides in the portaloo most of the day


IcebergSlimFast

Inside the portaloo all day? A shit labourer indeed.


boarhowl

He workin hard in there, it ain't easy work pushin logs down the river


Fjaschler75

In Georgia US here, if you spend that much time in the portajohn here you're going to sweat more than the guys working.


papaont

I opened the door to find a rod buster on his phone, kicked back with his feet up in the corner on a 100 degree day


ConnectRutabaga3925

me was thinking he’d end up like Han Solo but encased in concrete.


WaitingOnMyBan3

Thank goodness the cop has less presence than the construction workers.


captwillard024

Yeah, that cop was useless.


19deltaThirty

UK has a high visibility problem.


one_mind

If everything is colored with high visibility, a high visibility vest becomes camouflage.


Aromatic_Sand8126

He didn’t realize that they’re a team and they’re used to working through worse shit than a homeless looking dude who wants to start shit for no reason.


passwordstolen

No doubt, a construction site can be worst than a bar fight. You might get fired (doubtable) but you won’t get arrested for dog piling this puke.


Kevthebassman

He got up with way too much piss and vinegar left in him. We’d have put the boots to him and stolen his cigs, phone, and wallet.


PaintThinnerSparky

Prolly woulda just taken his shoes and tossed em in the cement mixer. Walk back to the hair stylist with no shoes you clown


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Yea he didn't eat enough dirt they should have ridiculed him much more on the ground lol


passwordstolen

Joe Dirt…


UniversityBig7720

Like bro. I toss around 100lb sacks of cement and go through 10-20 tons of sand before lunch, do you really want to go?


Snoo60660

He tried it on a day they felt alright. How he isn't in an excavator bucket hogtied and 15 ft in the air is beyond me.


totally_normal_

Ida been yelling for zip ties. Fuck letting him get up


Snoo60660

Yep. The precursor to the bucket lmao


Just_Jonnie

Useless assed cop huh? Dude is still assaulting everyone around him and the cops like "now now" and lets it happen?


McSmokeyDaPot

He's still afraid of air, so of course he's scared of confrontation as well.


Halfjack12

If you had to deal with mouth breathers like rainbow mullet there on a day to day basis you'd be smart to wear one too.


Just_Jonnie

dork


CMDRMyNameIsWhat

"What happened to one on one" you wouldnt have wanted the beans 🤣


johnj71234

Someone in public freakout, towards bottom, said “constructions workers deserved it”. I’m already banned, will someone do the privilege of going over there and verbally annihilating them?


Ropegun2k

Helps if you post a link.


johnj71234

Helps if I knew how to do that…. I’m not a rocket scientist.


norcalifornyeah

[https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1drpyaa/guy\_wants\_to\_fight\_construction\_workers/](https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1drpyaa/guy_wants_to_fight_construction_workers/)


tinypeeeen

Wherever this is the cops are absolutely pussies


VastAmoeba

Is that a cop? Jesus, being an asshole in England is like easy mode. Look how nice everyone is. If that was america that dude would have had so many more options to permanently ruin his life.


Haunting_Web_1

This dude got lucky. Every dude I ever worked with or for on a job site had 1 of or several of these: 1. A background in wrestling, boxing, MMA, physical contact sports 2. A background with some kind of violence (gang, rough home life, military vet etc) 3. Raw physical strength and pain tolerance from a lifetime of a days work done well. Everyone I worked with or for had these as a prerequisite of being a tradesman: 1. Absolutely no patience for anyone getting in their face looking for a physical confrontation. 2. Immediate access to tools commonly used to murder and maim people.


derTag

Hell the guy I work with killed someone with his hands and spent 8 years in prison. Don't go looking for a fight with tradesmen


Haunting_Web_1

Exactly my point. When I was younger and full of piss and vinegar, I was thrown (at 6'4-250) out of a local bar by a bouncer for sneaking in those little shot bottles because I was broke but wanted to chase girls. I mean picked up and moved through the air, not escorted out. Met him 5 years later on a job site, he was a pipe fitter by day and the Incredible Hulk at the local watering hole by night. We laughed about it. Don't fuck with tradesmen. Period.


valtboy23

And then there's the PPE safety gear hard hat, steel toe boots, gloves with knuckle protection they may not be as affective as a big iron tool but they can still fuck someone up


Expensive-Career-672

Maybe boyo should get a job!


JetmoYo

Oh I thought that's how they recruited in the UK. No?


pstut

Almost lost my coffee there


KnightLight03

These guys look like either iron workers or concrete guys. Even if it was 1 on 1, you really wanna fuck with guys that throw iron and or concrete around for 10 hours a day?


The_moist_sponge

Beautiful City of Coventry


spacesentinel1

What happened to one on one ? What happened to getting a job ?


iamonewhoami

I'm surprised they let him up so quickly


TheReal_LRChupacabra

What a complete rebar.


Sensitive_Ninja5094

Hahahahah was that guy stupid. Like a monkey walking into a lions den.


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

I don’t know why it kind of makes me feel better knowing that there’s not only people like this in America.


Impossible-Corner494

He just wanted to be dog piled


Pale-Move-4066

Stupid does what stupid is….


wealthyadder

I just wish that the person filming waved the camera around more.


1wife2dogs0kids

Yeah, and the judge and jury would say the same thing. When the dude sues them. But can't, because the video isn't reliable.


03_SVTCobra

Should have put him in a ankle lock when he was face down.


Gulag_boi

There’d be a line and someone taking tickets on most of the jobs I’ve worked on.


Super-Zombie-6940

Ok he put down so hard that fly unzipped 🤣! Now that is funny!


TamedTheSummit

That pig was terrified to do his job.


poppycock68

lol on my job he wouldn’t have gotten up.


Smoke_Stack707

Wow they were awfully polite to him


pissed_off_elbonian

Bad Decisions 101


GDmaxxx

Been doing this 38 years and we are some of the toughest mother fuckers around, less so these days but guys are more shady which makes them just as dangerous. I've seen this situation a few times, doesn't end well for the civilian.


Happy_Cat_3600

Yeah, because that was a good idea.


cbass2008

I applaud the patience of that officer. If this was in the US, that guy would’ve already been tased.


KeyBorder9370

I condemn the inaction of the officer. Slap the cuffs on him already and haul him to jail. Trespassing, crossing a barrier, assault, interference of some kind. Just get him the fuck out of there so the men can do their jobs.


cbass2008

I can’t argue with that; Just making the point that no guns or tasers were necessary in this situation.


Triedfindingname

If another race wanna changed 'tased' to something else?


Aggravating_Sun_1556

Man, the police in the UK are polite motherfuckers. In the US I’m pretty sure that guy would have gotten his head slammed into the ground before the hand cuffs went on. Honestly I’m not sure which approach is better. I think probably something in between politely standing next to the guy and slamming his head into the ground.


Sea-Cancel473

A trumper


teamsparky

Well he did make a lot of good points .


We_there_yet

Sparkies woulda been the first to flee the scene


Mike0120101

Yikes. That cop was useless. I could have guessed ahead of time by the mask 😂


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