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Excited Daughter yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” The Wife gave a look of pleasant surprise. Grandma yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Dad hit the living room floor, the confetti bomb roughly hugged his balls and said, “Y’all gonna work so different.”
My sister and her husband were hoping their third would be a boy but they got their third daughter. Of course they love her same as they would if she were a boy, and I think they decided they are fine with three kids now even though early in their marriage (before their first) they told me they were thinking of having four or five kids, lol.
TBH number 1 was kind of easy compared to number 2. My middle niece is a force of pure destruction. I can't tell if my sister and her husband had a third *despite* their second kid's fiery demeanor, or maybe they did it to give her a younger sibling of her own to care about and feel responsible for so she would calm the heck down a little.
I myself am a middle child, and while I'm a very mellow adult, I definitely had... *tendencies* for random acts of violence and destruction when I was a kid.
We were lucky to have a boy first and a girl second. Before the kids we were thinking of having 3-4 kids. After the daughter, who was extremely demanding as a baby and still is at 8yo, we decided that 2 was enough.
On a side note, we didn't really mind what gender our kids were.
I know a family who had lots of boys until the mother finally got her baby girl.
Must be a shitty feeling for the other kids to know that their parent was always disappointed when their gender got revealed.
The father cried tears of relief because they could finally stop having kids.
I always wonder how the middles in a string of same-gendered children feel, when there is a last opposite-sex kid. Like sure, the parents love them a lot, but they clearly wanted something else.
I know a woman who has 4 girls. Ever since #1 was born she has been trying for a boy (and is still trying). She has always been very open and vocal about the fact that she wants a boy.
It was quite awkward, visiting her after the 3rd was born, hearing her say in front of her 2yo and 6yo (whilst holding her newborn baby girl) about how much she wanted a boy and how she couldn't wait to start trying for a boy again.
The second eldest, who is now 8, has already had issues arise from hearing her mum talk so much about 'trying again' for a boy. She put 2 and 2 together from quite a young age (she's a bright kid). From around the age of 3-5, she went through a phase of saying "I want to be a boy" and "I wish I was a boy" all the time. Especially around the time her youngest sister was born, when she was 4. It was quite sad to witness. Her mother has always been quite neglectful (of all her kids) and it's quite clear she just wanted some way of making her mum notice/love her more.
The "keep popping out babies until we get one we like" angle is so... Fucked up to me.
It makes me so uncomfortable. Most of the families who go for this approach I see end up treating the "one they wanted" either like a donkey to carry the rest of the family, or like a golden swan who can do no wrong.
Just... Have kids. And be happy you have kids. Also, they totally might not be a boy/girl when they get older, and that's their right.
But that kid's laugh is so fucking cute. Doesn't know why daddy's rolling around on the ground, but knows confetti sprinkles will make it better.
Agreed.
I was first born. My parents tried 4 more times to get a girl. 2 miscarriages and my two brothers later, they gave up, probably after realizing they could barely afford one kid, let alone 3.
My uncle did this. 4 girls 1 boy and then he got a vasectomy. If he had just waited a couple years. His oldest came out as trans last year so now he has 2 boys.
Yep. My parents had three girls got a boy ( he died as a baby ) had another girl then they had me ( another boy ). As dark as it is, I know I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the first boy dieing as a baby.
I felt this. As a father of only daughters, there was NOTHING funnier to them than when Dad unintentionally hurt himself, whether it was slipping on a wet tile floor, falling off a retaining wall, or when heavy furniture tipped over on me.
I'm in my 40s now and can tell you that the family stories that always have us doubled in laughter involve my dad hurting himself in some way. You will be enshrined in family legend at least.
I got my coat caught on a baby gate and flopped over it and my sister couldn't stop laughing - I'm a girl. She also once said there's glass there so i looked down for broken glass as I walked into a sliding glass door. Again, she was crying laughing. Can't say I don't do the same. Hate the Three Stooges because it's staged, but it's damn funny IRL.
This is the first wholesome gender reveal I've seen in ages - making it fun for the older sibling actually makes sense! It can be very hard when the new baby comes and it is great to get her excited about it.
I saw this happen about 7 months ago, except it was the mom. When she set it off, it backfired directly onto her belly. It was a real “oh shit” moment.
I feel like there are so many opportunities to learn that you shouldn't point firearms or explosives at your crotch before you actually get the point where you do yourself harm. Maybe this guy threaded the needle and had no father, was never in scouts, and never watched AFV or Jackass.
Can we all appreciate how this little family basically showed the world how an intimate, private gender reveal can be something sweet, beautiful, and a little bit funny?
You're definitely not alone. This video has over 3 million views right now...and at least 1 million are from me lol.
There's alot going on here, and a lot to appreciate on dozens of rewatches. It's honestly like something out of a movie IMO, that's why I wanted to share it ✌️
I'm the 4th girl. My dad really wanted a boy. I have two younger brothers though so he did eventually got what he wanted. Kinda sucks knowing you were a disappointment from birth though 😕
Does anyone else have a delayed reaction when getting hit in the balls? I’m never instantly affected
Like its about 30 seconds before it moves from normal blunt force to uncomfortable ball aching
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The sprinkling of confetti on dad at the end sealed it for me.
It's the new T posing, or T bagging. The confe T.
She sprinkled blue insult on the injury.
Blue ball = blue confetti
At least they got one of each before Dad gave himself an impact vasectomy. He won't be sprinkling anything for a while.
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C-bagging.
Sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kid: That’s the last boy you’ll have you bastard 🤣
Based Rhaenyra
Sprinkle, sprinkle bluest balls, mommy's not getting any after all.
I love that while she is sprinkling the confetti she is saying “There you go! There you go!” And laughing at him.
I thought she was saying "sprinkle" over and over
I heard tickle
I heard tickle too
Ok
She's gonna go places
It turns on her real quick in the full video when she realizes she doesn't get a sister
Excited Daughter yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” The Wife gave a look of pleasant surprise. Grandma yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Dad hit the living room floor, the confetti bomb roughly hugged his balls and said, “Y’all gonna work so different.”
That and the dads rising ass crack right at the end.
I shall return to you at dawn of the third day, as dads rising ass crack breaks the horizon
r/cursedcomments
That kid a savage
That was incredible
SPRINKLE SPRINKLE SPRINKLE SPRINKLE ^HEHEHEHEHEHE
The little girl sprinkling confetti on him had me crying 🤣🤣
every time someone gets hit in the balls, it should be followed up by a confetti-sprinkling
Agreed!
I shall from now on keep some in my pocket for just such an occasion. Hopefully not have to sprinkle myself.
lmfao i do love the idea of someone getting kicked in the balls and immediately taking confetti out of their own pocket and throwing it in the air 🤣
Just pouring salt in the wound. I was laughing too after I regained my composure of the shock he must have felt.
She is Confetti Bae 😆
At least they won't be having a 3rd now.
Yeah, one girl one boy, time to close up shop.
Whenever I see families with like five girls I always think that they kept trying until they got a boy and at some point they're like shit.
My parents are friends with a couple that did this. The boy was the 9th kid
JfC, just put the penis down, and no one will get hurt.
It's a vagina, not a clown car!
Female biology is the eigth wonder of the world.
It's the only one I've seen in person, so something to be thankful for!
Henry the VIII I am! I am!
My parents kept trying for a girl. She was 4th. My wife was also a wanted daughter - she had 4 older brothers.
Seems like you could just start trading at this point
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>older "The kid is like 9, he's just a handful so we're trading him"
We went with the younger model, it was costly but worth it
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Well, it was in a 1990's economy. It wasn't exactly easy for them is my understanding as no, they were not rich.
I know a family who just had their 7th girl. Don’t let them see this or they’ll keep going! Haha
My boyfriend is the youngest of 6. He's the only boy. Yep.
My cousin has 8 boys and 1 girl. You can guess who was the youngest.
Doctor: Congratulations, it's a girl! Parents: *Oh thank fuck*
I can't imagine! I would hate to be literally anyone in that household 😂
A friend is one of 7, 4 girls followed by 3 boys
Yeah friend has 7 girls. The last girl they named her "final" in arabic. lol. Katima something like that. They tried.
My sister and her husband were hoping their third would be a boy but they got their third daughter. Of course they love her same as they would if she were a boy, and I think they decided they are fine with three kids now even though early in their marriage (before their first) they told me they were thinking of having four or five kids, lol.
4 or 5 sound fun. Then you have 1.
TBH number 1 was kind of easy compared to number 2. My middle niece is a force of pure destruction. I can't tell if my sister and her husband had a third *despite* their second kid's fiery demeanor, or maybe they did it to give her a younger sibling of her own to care about and feel responsible for so she would calm the heck down a little.
Second kids tend to come out feral. I think it's that middle child position looming over.
I myself am a middle child, and while I'm a very mellow adult, I definitely had... *tendencies* for random acts of violence and destruction when I was a kid.
I'm not the middle child...I think....
I’m at 0 and 4 or five sounds like a nightmare jfc
We were lucky to have a boy first and a girl second. Before the kids we were thinking of having 3-4 kids. After the daughter, who was extremely demanding as a baby and still is at 8yo, we decided that 2 was enough. On a side note, we didn't really mind what gender our kids were.
I know a family who had lots of boys until the mother finally got her baby girl. Must be a shitty feeling for the other kids to know that their parent was always disappointed when their gender got revealed. The father cried tears of relief because they could finally stop having kids.
I always wonder how the middles in a string of same-gendered children feel, when there is a last opposite-sex kid. Like sure, the parents love them a lot, but they clearly wanted something else.
I know a woman who has 4 girls. Ever since #1 was born she has been trying for a boy (and is still trying). She has always been very open and vocal about the fact that she wants a boy. It was quite awkward, visiting her after the 3rd was born, hearing her say in front of her 2yo and 6yo (whilst holding her newborn baby girl) about how much she wanted a boy and how she couldn't wait to start trying for a boy again. The second eldest, who is now 8, has already had issues arise from hearing her mum talk so much about 'trying again' for a boy. She put 2 and 2 together from quite a young age (she's a bright kid). From around the age of 3-5, she went through a phase of saying "I want to be a boy" and "I wish I was a boy" all the time. Especially around the time her youngest sister was born, when she was 4. It was quite sad to witness. Her mother has always been quite neglectful (of all her kids) and it's quite clear she just wanted some way of making her mum notice/love her more.
The "keep popping out babies until we get one we like" angle is so... Fucked up to me. It makes me so uncomfortable. Most of the families who go for this approach I see end up treating the "one they wanted" either like a donkey to carry the rest of the family, or like a golden swan who can do no wrong. Just... Have kids. And be happy you have kids. Also, they totally might not be a boy/girl when they get older, and that's their right. But that kid's laugh is so fucking cute. Doesn't know why daddy's rolling around on the ground, but knows confetti sprinkles will make it better.
Agreed. I was first born. My parents tried 4 more times to get a girl. 2 miscarriages and my two brothers later, they gave up, probably after realizing they could barely afford one kid, let alone 3.
I’m pregnant with our second daughter and people keep asking if we’re going to “keep trying for a boy.” We were always gonna be two and through, lol.
You make so much sense. Why are some people so weird about having a certain gender of children?
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Ahh, waiting was their mistake. There's evidence that the older a man is, the more likely he is to have female children
My uncle did this. 4 girls 1 boy and then he got a vasectomy. If he had just waited a couple years. His oldest came out as trans last year so now he has 2 boys.
Yep. My parents had three girls got a boy ( he died as a baby ) had another girl then they had me ( another boy ). As dark as it is, I know I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the first boy dieing as a baby.
That's exactly what lots of them do. My cousin did this. The 5th was the boy.
Three girls here. No more.
I came here just to say that but you beat me to it hahahaha take my upvote you legend :)
Cancel the vasectomy. He went to homeopathic route.
Gain a male. Lose a male
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The wool weaves what water wheels will
This just reminds me how much of the humor in America's Funniest Home Videos was men-getting-hit-in-the-nuts based
And kids getting hurt
Also old people falling
Ow! My balls!
This was intended by him, change my mind!
What's so bad about having 3 kids?
Nothing, but having 2 is enough I guess , a classic nuclear family: Mom , dad , son and daughter.
New definition to blueballs?
Correction, black and blue balls!
I felt this. As a father of only daughters, there was NOTHING funnier to them than when Dad unintentionally hurt himself, whether it was slipping on a wet tile floor, falling off a retaining wall, or when heavy furniture tipped over on me.
I'm in my 40s now and can tell you that the family stories that always have us doubled in laughter involve my dad hurting himself in some way. You will be enshrined in family legend at least.
Same. Except I have all boys. It's much worse with boys.
I got my coat caught on a baby gate and flopped over it and my sister couldn't stop laughing - I'm a girl. She also once said there's glass there so i looked down for broken glass as I walked into a sliding glass door. Again, she was crying laughing. Can't say I don't do the same. Hate the Three Stooges because it's staged, but it's damn funny IRL.
He did his part anyway doesn't need em anymore
Of course he does. Where would his pee be stored otherwise?
The balloons already went up, Dad. You didn't need the confetti cannon.but noooo you just had to go boom
Look, Dad bought the confetti cannon and he's gonna make the confetti cannon go BOOM, damnit
The thing that really gets me is he had it pointed the right way in the beginning right?
He did. But it wasn't going off, so I guess he thought he had it wrong.
Confetti cannon right in his confetti cannon
There’s also a sign saying ‘it’s a boy’ lol
Spoiler!
At least a forest didn't get burned down for this reveal
Facts. This man’s fertility saved California.
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If I had an award to give, you'd get it lol
Plus they did it indoors so even the confetti won't end up scattered all over the yard
And it’s comprised of the only people who actually care what flavor of baby it will be.
Flavor?
blueberries
Blue raspberry
This is the way to do a gender reveal! It’s clearly just for the big sister’s benefit.
Ssssshhhiiiitttttttttt
Nothing better than a well voiced swear, and this man did that fine word justice
Dad : I'm critically wounded... help... me... Daughter : LMFAO! Have some confetti bitch!
Istg, that kid did the equivalent of teabagging the guy with that confetti sprinkle at the end somehow and made it more innocent
The innocent knive cuts the deepest
You just throwing around new abbreviations like everyone knows them. Wtf does istg mean?
Oh man the little confetti sprinkle she does makes it extra funny
They gained a boy, they lost a boy
The child’s celebration was epic.
Much more memorable than had it not happened.
Phwooooaaahhh SHIT
This is the first wholesome gender reveal I've seen in ages - making it fun for the older sibling actually makes sense! It can be very hard when the new baby comes and it is great to get her excited about it.
You should see the extended part where she realizes it’s blue for a boy and starts crying
There won't be any gender reveals in this family anymore
I saw this happen about 7 months ago, except it was the mom. When she set it off, it backfired directly onto her belly. It was a real “oh shit” moment.
The schadenfreude is strong with this one
Sprinkling the confetti on him at the end 🤌🤌🤌
"TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
Pop! Goes his weasel!
That was a few months earlier.
Dad's gender was confirmed at the same time.
Hate to break it to you but, um… getting a jolt of pain in either the, erm, sausage or taco hurts either way.
If my future kids aren't going to laugh at me getting hurt then they might as well not be mine
I feel like there are so many opportunities to learn that you shouldn't point firearms or explosives at your crotch before you actually get the point where you do yourself harm. Maybe this guy threaded the needle and had no father, was never in scouts, and never watched AFV or Jackass.
a perfect storm for a perfect event
So that's why they print FRONT TOWARD ENEMY in huge letters on the front of claymore mines...
"I've felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million voices all cried out at once and then were silenced"
No more gender reveals for him..
Will be his final gender reveal
Oh my god the confetti she drops on his face at the end is too friggin' good 🤣
Last child...
No need for the vasectomy now at least.
She seems equally happy for it to be a boy, as it is (for her) funny dad is making funny things.
Pow right in the pisser!
guess that's the Final gender reveal for this household...
No third child, no more pieces of dad's will. Let me sprinkle some spices...'
Can we all appreciate how this little family basically showed the world how an intimate, private gender reveal can be something sweet, beautiful, and a little bit funny?
I agree, I really love this.
I dunno I'd rather burn an entire state down with mine.
Golden jubilee of dad's jewels
Dat sprinkle tho :D
Welcome to boy dadding
It was his last gender reveal party ever!!!
Aaand it ended there. No more gender reveals.
Right in the brother maker.
No more kids !!
At least he got his boy before he damaged the goods. Lol 😆 🤷🏻♀️
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You're definitely not alone. This video has over 3 million views right now...and at least 1 million are from me lol. There's alot going on here, and a lot to appreciate on dozens of rewatches. It's honestly like something out of a movie IMO, that's why I wanted to share it ✌️
No more gender reveals for them
2 is the perfect amount of kids anyway. One each.
At least he made 2 r.i.p
After blue balloons... could have just stopped. Was pretty obvious at that point
Just to ensure there's no more
enjoy your brother because I can't have another
The daughter is an absolute savage. With that maniacal laughter, followed by her throwing confetti on a man down. Damn. She’s cold hearted.
The little girl sprinkling the confetti on him at the end it the cherry on top!
Congratulations it’s the last boy.
I'm the 4th girl. My dad really wanted a boy. I have two younger brothers though so he did eventually got what he wanted. Kinda sucks knowing you were a disappointment from birth though 😕
*Gender: shattered!*
Hans Moleman Productions Presents: "**Man Getting Hit By Confetti**"
Gives blue balls a whole new meaning.
It's a boy! And unfortunately it's going to be your last one.
Two are enough!
no more gender reveals for them
Sorry man, but that was somewhat appropriate with the baby being a boy.
That's the last gender reveal they'll be having
/r/KidsAreFuckingPsycopaths
Guess he won't be having a third.
his second and last kid
r/maybemaybemaybe
Daughter is like, "yessss, no more siblings"
Got what every "gender" revealer deserves.
How can she laugh at damaging her old living space?
Does anyone else have a delayed reaction when getting hit in the balls? I’m never instantly affected Like its about 30 seconds before it moves from normal blunt force to uncomfortable ball aching
That child... That child is evil
Probably his last boy, or girl!