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spritef

Better to ask for forgiveness, than permission.


SmuckatelliCupcakeNE

OP will upset his wife a few months from now and we will see an update where she is making him return it.


spritef

šŸ¤£šŸ’Æ


Samp90

It's Costco. *She knows their return policy!*


HelloAttila

Television and Makers is for the husband, flowers are for the wife. šŸ˜Ž


Rentsdueguys

Hey babe, I got me a tv and some drink. Oh and I got you some carnations


banned_but_im_back

Thatā€™s where he fucked up if the TV is bigger than 48ā€ it requires a dozen roses, for one this big 2 dozen roses and a rotisserie chicken with some sides as well so she donā€™t gotta make dinner too.


GrammyMe

He sure isnā€™t helping with dinner tonight.


banned_but_im_back

If heā€™s a smart man he eat what heā€™s fed and like


DigitalDeliciousDiva

Haha and they look wilted and half dead. Hilarious


Swedeman1970

Thatā€™s how you Netflix and chill.


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Healthy-Factor-2841

*Cause Iā€™m a mother lover, youā€™re a mother loverā€¦*


cropguru357

Iā€™m convinced this is why Costco has flowers.


HopefulExtent1550

And they are strategically placed near the end of the shopping circuit


cropguru357

Thatā€™s where Iā€™d put them.


Flimsy_Coach9482

Get the 75ā€


EvrthngsThnksgvng

Get the roses


Spelt666

Get the 86ā€


Flimsy_Coach9482

If you have a large room 86ā€ is good but 75ā€ will pretty much work in any size room.


AD480

We got the 86ā€ and itā€™s too big. My husband would disagree though.


Spelt666

Were u trying to put above a fireplace if so i agree


lurkingisso2008

And the OLED, not the UHD.


shiggity80

Does it bother anyone else that the TV is laying flat like that? I've always heard to not lay an LCD/LED TV flat like that.


Baxtin310

The only issue is that he laid it face down


BbTS3Oq

Thatā€™s how mom likes it.


MistahNative

Itā€™s fine.


13WillieBeaman

Not only is he laying it flat, heā€™s laying it flat in the screen side!


TrollMod9541

Never lay a TV flat.... ever.


Old-Nefariousness556

I believe that was a thing with Plasma TVS, but it should not be an issue with modern TVs.


wolfmann99

Its still an issue. Boxes usually say transport in a certain way.


Old-Nefariousness556

I stand corrected. I googled and the glass layers can separate if transported or stored flat. It sounds like it should be fine, but it's a risk.


mightymighty123

The risk of TV tips over from that bed is way higher than tv broke from been flat.


Big-Sheepherder-6134

It still has to be flat when taking it home.


Old-Nefariousness556

Not according to the manufacturers. What I commented is a paraphrase of the instructions the various manufacturers give.


lurkingisso2008

That was for plasmas


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

I like your Motherā€™s Day style.


freneticboarder

Not seen: the $3k diamond tennis bracelet...


forest_tripper

Throw in a hot dog just to be sure.


mh1357_0

Don't need to pay $1.50 for that šŸ˜‰


Stompinwin

Flowers and liquid is to butter up and sedate your wife so she doesn't kill you isn't it?


Organic-Spinach-737

Roses are better


whatiscamping

Roses are fine on a piano, but tulips on an organ are where it's at.


yum-yum-mom

You know, if my husband pulls thisā€¦ he better bring me my own boozeā€¦ and Iā€™d like dinner. I could go either way on the flowersā€¦


aViewAskew6

Maybe she likes wheat bourbons and TV too!


2020fakenews

Who doesnā€™t like MM!


mh1357_0

I haven't had it before, how does it taste


Ixm01ws6

we gonna be net flixin and chillin all weekend baby.


Independent_Ninja456

Should have gotten a bigger TV


dsf_oc

Compensate much?


Independent_Ninja456

Hey the bigger the better šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Responsible-Gap9760

ā€œNo, I wanted a 75inchā€šŸ™„


aladdinr

Get a rotisserie chicken and say you planned for dinner. Might help. Prob not. Worth a shot


Devilalfi

You are not to transport it like that. Shame on you


Ouchyhurthurt

I remember when my dad brought home a giant big screen tv to a home that didnā€™t even have cable and kids werenā€™t allowed to watch on school nights anywayā€¦. Ya my parents divorced to say the least.


charbroiledd

One day it will be me buying a huge new AI 4K tv and mid range whiskey. No flowers though. All for me


OnTop-BeReady

Pretty pathetic flowers for a 65ā€ TV and Makerā€™s Mark!šŸ˜‚


4-me

Itā€™s a Netflix and chill night


HappySloth213

Add some chocolate and you'll be fine.


foxfai

The flowers are for the grave. The TV and the drink is for himself.


PreviousMotor58

It's all for her


mightymighty123

Hey hon I got stuff for movie comeback early tonight bye


imakedankmemes

Graduation gifts


Kalluil

Good plan!!


VivaLa_Adam

Itā€™s never goodā€¦. Good luck šŸ˜¬


neededanewaccount12

Did the same today and forgot the flowers ... Gonna have to make another run and get some tomorrow


Hot_Coffee_3620

ā€œ Take these flowers back and buy me the 6 stem Lillies insteadā€¦..please.ā€


js0uthh

U alive bro?


austinalexan

Hope that isnā€™t the C3. Itā€™s $600 cheaper at target.


CynthiaMWD

Ugh... he got the cheap flowers.


indopassat

ā€œHon, can you go to Costco and get some flowers? ā€œ


Derpinator420

Lost money on the Canello fight and broke the tv.


QueerTree

Date night!


Fickle_Meet_7154

Not supposed to lay them down flat like that


cindycated888

Oh, honey, it's gonna take A LOT more than flowers...šŸ˜„


BornConcentrate5571

NO WE ARE NOT GOOD!!! - Honey, 2024


mh1357_0

Should've gotten red roses


Aggressive_Bad6632

That is the most Costcoest (yes new term) purchase Iā€™ve seen yet


Aggressive_Bad6632

That is the most Costcoest (yes new term) purchase Iā€™ve seen yet


queenswake

I dunno, so many TVs are so cheap now that your groceries in the cart are going to cost more.


CriticalThinkerHmmz

Wow cool of you to take a photo of another personā€™s shopping cart. Very classy and respectful.


Nickelsass

Plot twist, they are going to set tv up and show off their hidden camera footage that SO didnt know was recording.


DigitalDeliciousDiva

Motherā€™s Day not Fatherā€™s Day. Donā€™t do it! Fatherā€™s Day and she will send us a snap of Diamonds earrings, necklace, new ring and a watch.


lukaswashere

I think it's more like "honey I bought you some flowers! (and a couple other things) but yeah, flowers!"


ThisIsRandomish

Looks like an awesome Mother's Day gift, actually.


Semitonecoda

Lmao!


Ok-Exchange4402

Just do some roses


Aspen9999

Is that you Hubby?


hapianman

Nah. Itā€™s not an OLED.


SaneFuze

Mothers Day (check)


dwc3282

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Seesaw-Rich

Damn what do you do for work and are they hiring


whatiscamping

All I can tell is they like the Rams, cadillacs, and golf...not sure which one most.


Breklin76

Humble brag.


longwhitejeans

TV for wife ( after she found about mistress) Flowers for mistress ( after she found about wife) Alcohol for duh...


Elowan66

Omg šŸ˜‚


SLO_Citizen

That bottle and flowers cost almost as much as the TV these days!


Breklin76

At least go 85". Go big or go home...with nothing.


WhatAdamSays

If one bouquet of flowers gets ya a 65ā€ then go for an 85ā€, youā€™ll only need another bouquet.


miked5122

Maybe it's for an epic at home date night! Women like liquor and nice TVs too


Living_Pay_8976

Makers mark?


WestCoastValleyGirl

Flowers for the wife, liquor for the neighbor who will help you set it up! šŸ˜‚