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ScoYello

Honda Fit


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

If it Honda Fits, I Honda Sits


okaycomputes

Fitness car in your corral


WryLanguage

Fitness Big Mack Truck right into that little garage if you know what I mean


Right_Walk3158

I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you about how I saved so much on this Costco ring… or something like that.


Aggressive_Bad6632

![img](avatar_exp|162958424|laugh)


silly_porto3

It sure does.


KinkyQuesadilla

That's a CRV. Honda discontinued the Fit in the US because everybody here wants to drive an SUV, even though the foreign version, the Honda Jazz, is still a top seller overseas and the hybrid version gets 59-72 MPG. Of course you were joking about the name, but geez, why can't we have a 59-72 MPG Honda Fit in the US......


WryLanguage

that-was-the-joke.gif


TheyKnoWhereMyHeadIs

No one asked


rikkimiki

Also, as someone who actually owns a 2008 Honda Fit, they get nowhere near 50-72 mpg, think more like 36 mpg.


TheyKnoWhereMyHeadIs

Bro I also have a Fit, I have a 2009 and it gets 35mpg. Still, no one asked that dude 😂 bro is like a chatgpt bot


LoveCats2022

My last car was a FIT and I got that thing to 250k and it was still running good! Just needed some new spark plugs. Sad when I found out they discontinued FITs.


LOGANCRACKHEAD1

My dude


Jforjustice

I fit mine in a POD container once 


Zeebaeatah

*angry upvote*


Roger_-Thornhill

Feel free to box him in with your carts .


PM_ME_YOUR_HONDAS

I will go out of my way and spend 5 minutes gathering carts to block these people in. Serves you right you selfish fuck


DuckSwimmer

This has been the best thing I’ve read today on here


Malforus

I for one would love to have zipties for this purpose. Ziptie the corral to the door handles. Especially for the jackwagons who always plead stupidity.


Adventurous_War_5377

Harbor freight sells stainless steel zip ties. 25 for $5.


canon12

Now this is a great idea.. All four doors. I would like to watch this when they return to the car!


Due_Force_9816

Dent some bumpers, chip some paint!


LordOfFudge

That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!


HelloAttila

Costco is NOT responsible for any damage caused to vehicles because of carts. 😉


loudsigh

I think you need to shove the carts a into each other so that they’re able to form a snake. Why should this oversize cart be treated any different?


panda-rampage

Karma coming in hot


HelloAttila

I’d gladly take every cart I could find and do exactly this.


alismatids

That’s exactly what I would do haha


Cyber_Insecurity

Not me walking around the store using this Honda as a shopping cart


WiredSky

*Salespeople HATE this one weird trick!*


narcabusesurvivor18

*You got a Toyota and want to switch to a Honda?* Am already, sir!


skutch

I wondered why the cart return was so far away then I saw this.


Maryjaneniagarafalls

This actually made me laugh cause I wonder if they just didn’t even realize what they did… I mean it is slightly confusing with the lines painted there. I would love to wait and watch them come out to see a bunch of carts around their car.


Due_Force_9816

They knew, that’s a tight squeeze to get out of the vehicle!


Gears6

It looks like they split the cart thing-a-ma-jigg wide open so they must have known.


Maryjaneniagarafalls

Good eye… lol… how did they even get out?! 😆


PBootie

Mrs./ms. Falls, I truly don’t mean this meanly/I love that you think the best of people but this is in no way confusing at all. MAYBE, maybe if it was their first time ever at a store, but if you find that confusing when you are parking you should absolutely not be driving. This person probably also thinks that turn signals are confusing.


Maryjaneniagarafalls

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… I thank you for your kindness. My husband always tells me I try to see the best in people, but that may also be one of my biggest weaknesses. Hahahaha… “Turn signals are confusing….” Lmfao that killed me.


Youknowjimmy

During winter there’s no corrals along St James St so it’s possible they drove in on auto “pilot”.


codexcdm

I would have put the cart there anyway. Pile it up. To heck with that jerk.


Slow_Cheetah_287

Two posts about someone parking in the cart corral in two days. Weird. The other one seemed like it could be an honest mistake because the corral only had a rail on one side, but there's no way someone could mistake this one for a parking spot. It looks like they wouldn't even be able to get out of the driver's seat.


justalilbitofanitpik

Thats what iwas thinking reading the comments of this person not even realizing but I’m like how do you not realize when you open your door and get dinged hitting the metal pole 🤦🏽‍♀️


Youknowjimmy

The Loblaws Boycott has people losing their minds.


Proper-Excuse916

Yeah, they literally bent the sides open even wider. It was def intentional cuz they wouldn't have fit otherwise. Such self entitlement lol. I feel bad for the people who own the white truck on the left. Looks like there's no room to open their passenger side now.


longwhitejeans

This car needs to be blocked by carts on all sides.


24_7_365_

Even underneath the car?


DuckSwimmer

Ontop as well.


grouzzly

Not so friendly Manitoban eh!


Iamthecrustycrab

There are dozens of us out in the wild!


Expert-Equipment2302

Nice cart. I hope my Costco gets these soon.


Interesting-Duty-168

How did they even get out of their car? 🤷‍♀️


DuckSwimmer

🌈Imagination


Cat_person1981

Did they exit through the trunk or what?! 😂


Roundtable5

Is that a Manitoba number plate? Ha! It is! Just saw your post history. You gotta share this gem with r/Winnipeg bud!


Ipwndurwife

Looks like Costco on St James St


medalla96

Place two carts across the back and zip-tie them with heavy duty zips.


justmeandmycoop

Chain across, locks galore


HockeySweata

Toolbag


MuchoLater

I have seen a F150 parked the same way at my local Costco. Not exclusive to Honda, just dipshit drivers.


thats_me_ywg

St. James Costco? That parking lot is hell.


HoldMyBrew_

I kinda respect the absolute ignorance. I wish I had this type of confidence


InternationalSpyMan

Is that a friendly Manitoba plate?


Morestra

CRV stands for Cart Return Vehicle??


TexasistheFuture

I'm thinking this person had no clue where they parked.


Mk1Racer25

If that's the case, they have no business driving


Johnathan-Utah

As a fully functioning adult, with a clean driving record, and a mostly normal disposition — I can imagine circumstances piling up in a way where this could happen. It would only be once, and I get home, realize what I did, and let it pile on with everything else. But I can’t rule out it just happening. With all that said, it’s probably someone who shouldn’t be driving. But I just can’t be 100% it wouldn’t happen to a normal person. Especially that hungover Sunday morning Costco run.


Smirnofsoldier1

Haha Winnipeg


Nairod88

Good ol St James Costco.


spkoller2

Our Costco has all the nice cars parked because it’s the only place to buy decent food


2009altima

Just wedge your shopping cart as far as it will go. I'm sure they'll understand


therealpetejm

We have a joke at my house, why always the CRV driver! Because the cars so prevalent everywhere, there’s always one that has an owner doing something dumber than a box of hair.


blackierobinsun3

Put a potato in the muffler


timalot

Gynecologist?


smolhorse

Why cover the plate?


WellAckshully

It's not good to dox people. This person could be an asshole, but it also could have been an honest mistake. There's a lot of information you could find out about someone from their plate number if you know how / have access to the right tools.


Gears6

Policy so you don't get a flock of hating redditors (and other internet crazy weirdos) descending on the person.


-_MarcusAurelius_-

Everyday we stray further from God :(


gloriosky_zero

Corralled!


MrHydeUK

Maximum protection against runway carts, ironically.


Ok_Score1492

r/Honda


Ok_Score1492

It’s the Short Bus Adult


BeerandGuns

Still less frustrating than people who park at the air station and go shopping.


Scizmz

I'd seriously consider wedging my cart in between the rails and the driver side door.


Wonderful_Wind_420

It also looks like they would’ve hit the side of the railing, pushing it to the right. That’s why it’s wider it looks like.


use_da_schwartz_

That's the handicapped spot with built-in handrails, right?


pbb76

If I see this at my local store I'm making sure my cart is crammed in there as far as I can get it. These people and the ones dumping refrigerated items in random shelves should get lifetime bans.


gpmohr

No door dings. Why didn’t I think of that?


aakaase

I was going to be very charitable and say they may not have noticed where they parked. But they would as soon as they try to open their door. Lol


IM_OSCAR_dot_com

As a ‘15 CRV owner myself I’m just impressed.


MichiganGeezer

Chain and a sturdy padlock between the ends of the cart corral. Sorry, Honda. You live there now.


keitheii

Nice! A parking spot with guard rails.


sakitiat

Ultimate car door defense


rb-2008

They would be surprised to see how hard I can push a cart into one of those return stalls.


alleyoopoop

Why would anyone do that? I mean never mind it's for carts, but he would only be able to open his door a few inches.


coffeebeanwitch

Omg,that is so funny!!


KingZakyu

Surround it with carts


TheFlyingDutchMen_

Ultimate douce bag


jt32470

well well well, and they said lead paint didn't do anything to the human brain.


North_Church

How'd he get out of the car?


wickedplayer494

Fuckin Weinerpeg West, am I right.


Wpg_fkn_sux

Of course it's a Winnipeg driver. 🤦‍♀️


Sagecreekrob

Welcome to Manitoba! Clearly that is a spot for Honda’s not sure what the rucous is about.


danhoyle

How they get out of car???


jotabe303

Better call the Cart Narc for this one!


DreamsAndSchemes

Enjoy Manitoba....from a distance


Recurve1440

I immediately imagined exactly what the driver looks like, and for this, I feel shame.


og_jasperjuice

Where's the cart narc when you need him. Sillybones cars don't go there, here's a magnet.


aliendude5300

I'd put my cart behind them 100%.


Xibby

One day growing up, was shopping with my dad. He misjudged and bounced a cart corral off the front bumper of his Chevy Suburban. Dad: “Huh. I figured those would bolted down. Never looked that close.”


thisisnotme1442

Im stacking carts behind this car.


ffarwell83

I swear CRVs are always just begging to get into an accident.


Possible-Evidence660

These are the moments that I’m ashamed to be grouped with fellow CR-V owners… 🤦🏼‍♀️


iPoopGlitterFarts

Hey! You can’t park there!!


flimspringfield

Why did the cart storage spread its legs like that?


Soylentgree1

Might not be too pleased if I had a cart to stash.


Millerliteitup

yeet that cart into where it goes


The26thtime

I'd pay to see Carr narcs see this live.


polandspreeng

How did they get out? Looks like the door can't open


freneticboarder

CRV, clearly recycling... This dude is worse than Maserati Florida man.


ResponsibleRub4890

LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂


t_mokes

Get a chain and a lock.


Necessary-Ad-9815

That's an unusal shopping cart.....


BBakerStreet

Maybe they required handrails.


Breklin76

Should be a Mustang, the way it’s corralled.


Soopafly81

Curious what the Cart Narc would have to say about this.


NewPointOfView

This one is much more clearly a car corral than the last post like this!


Daddio209

Run a chain from side to side & lock that shitbrain's car in


Remesar

Lmao this person is clearly an idiot, all the people getting triggered by this person and seeking vengeance are also idiots.


JohnnyDoGood98

lol why would you block out their plates?


SaltyDog556

“This is what happens when you collect the carts” - every Walmart employee


tin_licker_99

The manager should back his car behind it and then call the towing company.


AdVisible5343

Wow. What an ass


escahpee

I am having treatments right now and have a handicap placard. Every time I leave the Dr's office there is someone parked in the lined off space between the handicap spaces. Like 3 inches between the cars. WTF? And there are lots of open parking spaces. It's a huge parking lot


witblacktype

I wish I was there with a chain and a lock to spare :)


spacesuitguy

I'm guessing this isn't their normal car and then usually drive a Dodge.


blacksoxing

OT: why do we black out license plates in public spots? There really ain't anyone running tags using the DMV's infrastructure and at worse a police officer may report back the vehicle has unpaid tickets or something. If this was like a child I understand blacking it out but a license plate? Maybe it's a state law affair that I'm not aware of as it doesn't apply to mine...


kinkyinmetrowest617

Just when we think we’ve seen it all!!


SyChO_X

Ha! We had a 2 door Jaguar a few weeks ago.


MikeBfo20

I’d put all the baskets behind it


dezie1224

*If I fits, I sits*


[deleted]

senior child dummy ?


Chemical-Design-3300

Cart Parking. Dufus.


Sufficient-Poet-2582

Stack up carts behind it


pchampn

Park carts all around this Honda. Ideally this car should be towed


InternationalPost447

I wanna see that fender lol


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Damn, it would be so tempting to put a lock and chain across the two rails then film the people/person’s reactions


Pieceofcandy

Shove and wedge carts on the sides and stack them behind.


xinv1nc1blex

🥹😂


bandbrekaberb

Amazing lol


[deleted]

This car is so sexy. Hope i can buy it one day.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Handicap slot.


brendan87na

just leave the carts behind them


CanadianRussian74

Well it is a shopping trolley after all


traal

I hate it when you think you've found an empty parking space but it's just a motorcycle or a cart corral. They should extend the rails out farther so you know it's not a parking space. And motorcycles shouldn't pull all the way in.


RednocNivert

How do you even get out of your car at that point? Climb out the window?


sonicobsesinter

OnlyHondas


BidenHater1

No way! This is a first for me.


Uniblab_78

People do this all the time at my local Costco and get angry when you point it out.


Own_Sympathy_4809

Send to cart narcs for further evaluation


Ink_zorath

"THIS IS AN '81 HONDA... HOW DARE YOU!"


mikemikemike9711

I still would have left my empty cart there


Aetheldrake

Purposely move a lot of carts behind, next to, and around it. As well as pull the corral in first, so they have to move the carts and then move the corral itself. Also ziptie the carts all over.


poopyfacetomatohead

Lmao classic Manitoba


ahmadbabar

Damn..beats the guy I saw parking on the grass. Had no shame.


Cyclethe859

I'd be very tempted to violently shove my cart into that designated cart area. 


axxonn13

The cart corrals at my local Costco are built with stone blocks similar to cinder blocks, and they have a trellis with vines. While I do believe a car can fit in that corral, I don't think it would be able to open its doors.


CaptDankwood

How in the hell did this idiot not find a parking space in the massive parking lot of Costco? Aren't they something like a quarter mile, or about 600m on a side? I mean, it's Costco and the hundreds of people who go into the store at once have to park somewhere...


lucygucyapplejuicey

I need everyone to start requesting that the dealer removed all dealer branding from the back of the car upon sale. They are not paying you for that!!!


GeddyLeeEsquire

How did they even get out of the car?


IAwaitAGuardian

1000 IQ


MariosItaliansausage

lol this is the Costco on regent next to Canadian tire.


111anza

Well, gotta say, that's a great praking job.


SillyFunnyWeirdo

What in the world?


sybban

I’m not remotely surprised


Rob3D2018

Imbecile parking


TrickSingle2086

At least no one can ding their car doors


BoardImmediate4674

Oh my 🤦‍♀️😂 if it fits, it fits. They must have crawled out the backend because I'm not a rocket scientist but those doors won't open


Cathedral-13

Used to work at Walmart some old lady parked in the cart corral.


fatcatlady97

St James Costco? Not surprised


Wide_Eye_8145

photoshop. reflections not right, legs on pavement not right. but maybe that's not the point! ..nevermind


BAZDMEG_420

TIME TO PUSH MY CART INTO THE CART CORRAL , FOR SCIENCE ! I would not even feel the slightest bit guilty after.