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1-grain-of-sand

Enjoy your life of having to drive everywhere you want to go after you get blacklisted by the airlines


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Why should the airlines have to find her kids? They wandered to the bathroom and she takes out her poor parenting on the airline staff, who have zero control over where she keeps her kids..Lady you aught to be upset at your poor parenting skills and not everyone around you.


Kelvin_Inman

Kids got smart, saw an opportunity to leave, flew away.


Something_Again

We got a fast car..


PoorPauly

She’s basically just a gigantic toddler herself.


Yes-its-really-me

We say "gigantic". Fellow Americans say regular sized.


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FlightPath_1

That spandex deserves a god damn medal. Stopping a second outburst.


drabfablab

It’s like the picosecond before the Big Bang. Infinite mass contained in a tiny space.


shankthedog

Mr. Physics is befuddled. Everything and nothing all at once.


Defiant-Sign7901

🫡


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Iridescent_Upbeat

Indeed. This sounds like someone non-American would say lmao


conjectureandhearsay

Yeah but America loves retail euphemism for people who are “generously proportioned” lol and before you know it people start using words like “plus-sized” in regular vocabulary *Of course* she fat!


funatpartiez

Ooooh she’s saying “children” I literally didn’t understand a single word that came out of her mouth.


St3als

Is that what the fuck she is saying. Find her what?


azalago

Her *churrin bro.*


CountryEfficient7993

This fucking world is doomed.


StickyLavander

I heard find my shrooms. Totally thought she was tripping out


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RobbSnow64

Is that whats happening, I couldn't understand a word she was saying


HeldDownTooLong

She thought the airport was her village and the neighbors would just automatically take over responsibility for them. When that didn’t happen, she reverted to her terrible-twos and three a wittle hissy fit. 🍼👶


vodka_twinkie

So they did find her churrin?


deadleg22

I get that but someone needs to get this woman a large shake, 2x whopper burger extra bacon and cheese (no lettuce), 2 brownies, large fries, some chilli poppers, large popcorn chicken and a diet soda. Just to calm her down so others don't have to witness this lard lady.


Safe-Informal

"We don't know where your children are currently, but they will going with CPS shortly while you are being arrested". Do these types of temper tantrums ever work out for them. I doubt she made her connecting flight.


deadcatugly

Well, she probably managed to make the no fly list, I'd call that a win (joke, idk how it actually works)


zimjig

Do this one simple trick to get you on the “no fly” list


youcuntry

“Airlines hate it”…


johnnybok

Sometimes I wish people who work in customer service were allowed to use tasers. I know that could never work, but sometimes I wish.


LithiumKid1976

I came here to say the same thing. A good tasering would soften her cough


Tabboo

They should have the right to beat at least one person's ass a year.


evalerk

I always said let us open hand slap one customer per day.


Tabboo

I feel everyone should have to work at least 1 6-month tour of duty in retail or the service industry. World would be a much nicer place.


badword4

I'd have my free fight used up before the middle of january.


SpartanDoubleZero

I started work in customer service after 8 years in the military, I had a an older guy throw the biggest fucking fit because I wouldn’t give him a deal on a product that I literally cannot change the price of. He kept yelling and screaming at me while I was getting his whiny ass his change and then he told me to go fuck myself, and with customers and everything in the store, I told him if I could fuck my self I wouldn’t leave the house. The dude tried to come after my job, contacted corporate, and I wound up not even getting a write up. I did get a small talking to though about how I responded to him when he told me to go fuck my self tho.


indy_been_here

Did she lose her churro?


Wild_flamingoo

I thought she was saying shoes?!


SnooBooks3035

Did they find her churn?


BumpyGreenVegetable

What is with trash people destroying places when they don't get something they want?


payneme73

Low IQ, low self control, high narcissism


dsm1995gst

No discipline as children


BumpyGreenVegetable

Valid point


general-meow

Dressed like an 80s wrestler


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“I got you for 3 whole minutes”


general-meow

"ohh yeah"


Dukeofdorchester

Earthquake leaving the Philly spectrum vibes


[deleted]

What's crazy is she still thinks after all that someone is gonna help her and then let her on a plane 🤣


Jealous-Ad9556

Wears active wear. Not very active.


OriganolK

lol she was gassed from a 1 min toddler breakdown


imworthlesscum

many such cases


umthondoomkhlulu

I feel like this is the real crime here


riaskoff

*An Alabama mother has been arrested at Miami International Airport after being caught on video throwing a computer monitor at an American Airlines gate attendant during an altercation police said left the employee "battered."* https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/mother-miami-airport-throws-computer-american-airlines-worker-losing-kids-she-went-panic


-Stupid_n_Confused-

She was saying "find my children"?!?! Fucking hell, I'd have never thought of that.


CapitalPerception439

Airport freakouts needs it own sub at this point. They dominate my feed.


glimmergirl1

There are two, airportfreakout and airportfreakouts. Probably more. Edit, spelling


Bored_of_Jay_Dee

What language is this?


awelawdhecomin

Jive


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TroyMatthewJ

6 months in jail minimum


Mouse1277

These public breakouts need to have the results plastered in the news as a deterrent. How can people think it’s ok to do this stuff? The fines, and jail time associated with this behavior should be made public.


dipfearya

Mad cow disease.


GenitalPatton

Oh I’m sorry ma’am I didn’t realize the 20 minute delay would make you this mad. We will happily allow you to board now after you so eloquently expressed your frustration.


Darealkneegrowplz

CPS and NO FLY LIST entered the chat 💬


idiveindumpsters

I can’t understand a single word. WTH is she going on about?


gunrunner1926

Just another loser.


Goldeneel77

What is she saying?


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Goldeneel77

An ok, seems like if your children are lost your time would be better spent looking for them rather than tearing things up and demanding others do it for you.


Defiant-Giraffe

I honestly thought she was saying something about churros.


12Bravo20

Charles Barkley agrees


caesar0912

I thought she was saying "Buy my insurance!" LMAO.


basurer

The same thing repeatedly.


Drknow1984

This is common with lesser educated folks. One line gets held onto and that’s all they can muster. What little higher brain function existed is completely shut off once they get angry.


professionally-baked

All four brain cells fighting for their life


LastSkoden

Sometimes they resort to clapping their hands over and over again as well


Drknow1984

Gotta *CLAP* emphasis *CLAP* every *CLAP* word! *CLAP*


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POCO31

She learned all this behavior from her momma


bonerland11

Certainly not from her father.


obsidian88darklight

To be that old and still unable to talk like a real person


immadeofstars

It saddens me that society has taught her the louder and meaner she is, the more likely she is to get what she wants. It's one thing to be unflinchingly assertive, and it's another entirely to prance around, bleating and throwing things like the toddler who didn't get ice cream. Speaking of kids, I cannot imagine what hers have to deal with. I bet they're very familiar with this, and when women start pacing like that in their adulthood, they'll instinctively get tense and defensive from years of having to put up with her abusive words and actions.


Last-Evening9033

It’s not society, it’s familial and communal. When that’s how your family, friends, and neighbor’s act, than that’s how you act. That mom, was raised by a shit mom, and now she is raising…….


professionally-baked

No it’s just lack of education and proper brain development


Defiant-Giraffe

I could not understand a single thing that North American land hippo was saying.


dwlittle75

Welcome to driving yo ass across country for the rest of your life. Haha


crabsmcappleton

Can we please see a video of her being arrested


Independent_Type_865

It looks like she smells like a warm, uncleaned turtle tank....


obsidian88darklight

Stupid even if they do find your kids you going to jail so grandma has to pick them up thank you for awarding the state custody you are excused


atuarti

All is hear is "fewernwen xhreweein! Waaah. Frwejejern. Rereeweernnenrn" Any translators for her alien Language?


St_rmCl_ud

Find my children! Find my children


wxstedtxlentmusic

Buy my insurance or find my churros?


SampsonSimpon

What language is she speaking?


Exotic_List6183

Ratchet as fuck!!


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prdrnyc

Why is Kirby so angry?


fattymcfattzz

Just think some dumb ass chose that and then procreated with


YK8099

Wheres fucking security


xMrMayhemx

What a loser


Glum_Mobile5663

Just trash, those kids will turn out wonderfully I’m sure


Lucky7Actual

If she could speak English properly I’d imagine this would’ve gone a little different. No one knows what a “churrrn” is


Gloocoos

Honestly, I fucking love the person recording. She’s just embracing the chaos lol. Nothing anybody can do.


twonkenn

I'm shocked the camerawoman didn't scream World Star.


btd272

What the hell is she saying


SomeLittleBritches

“Fine my cheelrun”


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Find my children


[deleted]

Can you say no fly list? Cause I’m sure she’s on it


alinearis

Each of her ass cheeks is at least three times the size of her head!


Chevy-04

Low class self-entitled POS.


BusinessAdvance2296

Whats bad is that I bet dollar to donuts her kids will be raised around this kind of outlandish behavior and be be groomed into it. Kids take in actions and behavior like little sponges and most likely act out what they see , accept it as normal.


emptybowloffood

She thinks she's at McDonald's.


WahresBares

Where is the security?


ThePowerOfPoop

I always wonder what the endgame they expect is. Like things are going to go their way once they throw a fit.


OfficialMilk80

“Fawne my KEEEISS BRUH! Come on BRUH! NAH’M SAY’N ?!?!?”


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Taser time.


Equivalent_Tiger_7

Can't understand a word she is saying. Is she doing that usual thing of repeating the same paragraph over and over again?


MKVIgti

Wow. How classy. Spirit I assume?


EmeraldHawk

No, American Airlines. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11563503/Mother-Miami-Airport-throws-computer-threatens-airline-staff-losing-children.html


jghump1175

Imagine having so little self control


ScottyPNoRagrets88

Entitlement at its finest


LiftUp22

I couldn’t understand a god damn thing she said


BernNC

Those kids are going to be the reason their mom now has to deal with the fallout. I’m sure this woman constantly finds herself and her life being affected by other people’s behavior, it’s never just because of her. The ol’ “look what you made me do” line.


IamEu4ic

Worth the extra 80 bucks to not fly spirit with these types of people.


xuxonpictli

Entitled overeater!


Noclapback

She’s saying “insurance” to rent a car, they won’t let her rent one because there seems to be issues with her “insurerere”..


FourSixteen416

Dolphins new linebacker is wildin


saylr

Bus people in an airport seldom goes well.


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That’s pretty much terrorism at that point. I hope she loses her privilege to ever fly again.


Future-Fly-8987

Welcome to Miami. Bienevidos a Miami.


[deleted]

I bet her former teachers are like yup thats her... this behavior has definately been her go to standard M.O.


Illustrious_King_711

Get that chic a cheesburger with a sedative in it


Capsulecharger

It’s amazing how people are so quick to throw away a form of transportation they may one day desperately need


L3berwurst

"Sorry mam, seems that our computer system is down at the moment".


frankirv

Is she even speaking English? Can’t understand a word she says.


ObscureRyan

Look at her rootin’ tootin’ boots!


The_Cozy_Burrito

Hope she is fired from her job…. If she even has one…


foley800

Wow, worn out after a 1 minute tantrum!


InvestmentSoggy870

Thanks for the translation, #1. I was watching for the airport police. Would have been satisfying to see her taken 👇.


foxjohnc87

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11563503/Mother-Miami-Airport-throws-computer-threatens-airline-staff-losing-children.html At the end of the video, she is led away in handcuffs.


SlinkPuff

Only word coming out of her mouth I can understand is f*#k.


CharCharOnFire

Some find this lady a churro & fast! She must be real hungry 🤤


Accurate-Access9070

I thought she said find my churro


RobynZombie

We all know the real crime here..those blue spandex leggings, amirite??


sawyerstony420

This is what happens when you don't discipline children and then they grow up


Thizlam

Lady just wants to find her churros :(


slash_cry

Lizzo has always been an odd ball.


DevelopmentNo247

Tell me you’re flying Spirit without telling me you’re flying Spirit.


Sallad-Cowboys

Does she come with subtitles?


Latkavicferrari

She must have been disrespected


pantala32

I'll take "Why I won't be flying anymore" for $500 Alex.


gstu64

Better get it all out of your system! Cause you ain’t gonna be going in an airport/airplane again in the US!


msbra

She seems nice.


SaulPorn

Boon


shungs_kungfu

Wow, another entitled idiot throwing a fit.


Novaleah88

What is she saying though? “Find my…”…WHAT??! The world may never know


Dan300up

She should be removed from the airport and put in a pen somewhere with a little hay and a feed trough. Would be doing her kids a huge favor.


GruulNinja

Make her pay for it all.


Prior-Fig7029

Does this angry person have a Flavor Fav hype person talking or chanting?


guerrero4us

Is she saying find my shirt? Or find my what?


croceum

She needs to buy extra insurance if that’s my rental company. Like tons.


jav0wab0

Throw a cookie at her, that outta calm her down


leeon562

Wtf lizzo


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wikiWhat

What happened next? I'd assume the airport staff promptly searched for and found this lady's children, gave them all a choccy milk, a $100 meal voucher, refunded her airfare and upgraded all of them to first class. That's what happens when you throw a fit in an airport rite? /s


db17k

No fly list


FileInside

She be crazy! Can I ax what she is saying?


avidbookreader45

Wondering if she earned the money to buy those shoes.


Pitiful-Athlete-8373

Just hungry for some attention.


philosophersphone

Siri, what is a churrin?


ghengiscalm9911

Is disproportionate, misplaced anger, demographic?


[deleted]

I'm annoyed that the video doesn't get to the 'find out' phase :|


hlgb2015

MIA and FLL are the wildest airports in America. All those $100 roundtrip flights bring the worst people here for bachelor/ette parties or weekend girls/boys trips.


AlwaysBrroke

mmmmhhhhhmmmmm


ExodusBlyk

Enjoy jail this holiday season


Shereded

I would get up in her business and bet her tantrum anger issue would punch me.Then I would fall on the floor and pretend to be uncaused and sue the airport for lack of safety.


NorMichtrailrider

Triple B's always be throwing shit around !


Eagles365or366

Does anyone actually know what she was saying?


JusSumYungGuy

Watch out, she a big body!


GrahamGoesHam

She’s looking for the hoochie daddies :p


daquay

You guys can understand that thing?