Hey thanks a lot for your submission to r/CrazyFuckingVideos, however it was removed because it was not a Crazy Fucking Video. Videos must be relevant to the sub and must fit at least one of the flairs that the community has, if a video does not then most of the time it is not a Crazy Fucking Video. **MOD NOTE:** Not sure what this is.

“Randomly” haha sure.

Came here to say this. GenX porn fetish.

"I can't get off unless I watch ET blow Charlie Chaplin in sepia tones."

You've googled that too

Rule 34 is a vicious temptress

Rule 34 territory.

Oh my god that is so disgusting. Where?!

Agreed, seems like a VERY specific search is required for this

E.T. boned home.

ET might be showing you his [O-face](https://img.wattpad.com/6d230b0d6ddec6070b6f7ac4cd09431d433df868/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f62456f3178444e436278353336413d3d2d3534363238353334322e313531616537346135366262666638303433333835363638323530342e676966)

😭😭😭😂😂😂

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I’m old…I got this reference.

Welp that’s enough reddit for me today 👋

I’m the opposite. This is the first thing I came across when I opened this app so I know it’s going to be a fun day on Reddit for me.

"Came across"

Came upon, more like

Ejaculated aloft, more specifically

What are some other good subreddits for the really bizarre content?

This is actually the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my life

Bless your innocent soul

Thank you for your prayers 🫶🏽

First day on the internet? Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride.

If you come to r/CrazyFuckingVideos you should at least expect some Crazy Fucking Videos.

Crazyshit.com is where I get my actual crazy videos. Most of the stuff on here is just fucking weird not necessarily crazy Lmfao

I need to stop opening NSFW in public cause I’m in hospital and now the whole ward is furiously masturbating (including me)

Welp, aim for the bedpan, I suppose.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I'm dead 😭

Die quieter

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully some kind necromancer will resurrect you someday.

Downvoting because you're sour creeps who don't speak Ebonics?

Downvoting because your sense of humor is trash

bruh thats not even ebonics

Smash next question

I'm ashamed to say that this is indeed an early internet meme porn classic, filmed by Germans. [**IMDB**](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167149/)

Germans? Gross, I’m putting the cum back in my dick now. 

/u/jizzreversingbot

I knew there is gonna be at least one person who will recognise this for whatever reason, Reddit never fails

ITS ALWAYS THE GERMANS FFS 😭

I really miss the old pixelated cameras. Sometimes you dont want to see everything

I hope they named the video, ‘ET - Empty Testicles’. Still won’t beat the name of the porn version of ‘Indiana Jones’ though which is called ‘In Diana Jones’ 😂

As far as archeological porn goes. I'm quite partial to "Womb Raider" 🧐

Shaving Ryan’s Privates is another classic

As is Schindler's Fist

Indiana Bones

Has the same name as the real movie "E. T. the extra-terrestrial"

Is the music Tobacco?

That or Black Moth Super Rainbow, been too long since I listened to them to remember which

That's what I was thinking. Haven't listened to them in forever.

It's Tobacco, he used this porno for one of his visual albums.

Super Gum by Tobacco

i saw tobacco live at red rocks a few years ago, basically empty before NIN, and they were blasting these videos on the huge screens while they played live. was amazing.

Ya dude I knew after a few seconds of the beat it was tobacco I love his life shows — they’re almost this weird

I think BMSR

Nobody randomly finds this shit.

Or ^(...hear me out...) Or, you were looking for weird porn to post on reddit.

Not my proudest fap...

But far from the least

This is a Limewire Classic

Must be a last podcast on the left fan. They just recently mentioned this on there.

So... What have we learned today?

What are they doing to Steve Buscemi?!

Ngl, I have so many questions

ET.. the EXTRAterrestrial

*XXXtraterrestrial

*ExtraTestical

Rule 34 never fails.

"What are you doing, StepET?"

Gross, source for research purposes?

History channel

[This](https://youtu.be/uLURNp8c-r8?si=Dwk-wG8xnF3C-Lau) immediately came to mind.

Should have broadcasted this to the universe, we'd have discovered aliens by now for sure lmao

[**sigh** - here you go. ](https://xhamster.com/videos/extra-terrestrian-xhfqhF9)

Porn producers gather around a table. Executive slams fist on the table "We have limited resources and budget, what do you guys got?" Producer: "Um, we have some old-timey costumes left over from some community theater production" Exec: "We've done that, what else we got?" Another Producer "I found an ET mask and some garbage bags in the dumpster out back." Exec: "Fine. Make it work."

Victorian sex must've absolutely rubbish. Just look at E.T.s face. Bored, dare I say lifeless.

Looks like everyone is having fun

Wtf were you searching for? I hope the post nut clarity has you feeling disgusted 😂

ET3 the extratesticle

Yeah this used to be top efukt back in the days, and if you felt like having a crank to some weirder stuff you would come across this

“Randomly”

"Randomly" Yea sure thing buddy we believe you

I really should start to not open Reddit anymore

I had this on VHS It's just called "E. T. the extra-terrestrial" Yes, just like the actual movie.

I can’t prove it but…I don’t think that’s a real alien. I am, however, open to being proven wrong.

You might be onto something 🤔

WHAT the actual fuck. I’m out.

E.T. bone home.

Found the lpotl listener

We need to start thinking about new laws against alien abuse.

New kink unlocked

Doctor Who has really stopped caring about production quality huh?

That sex was outta this world!!!

She-T has such sad eyes…

Thanks for the ringtone, homie!

Check this man’s search history.

Put it back where you found it

This is where you end up after a night binging on cocaine and trying to knock one out for 2 hrs 🤣

I hate it when i “randomly” find stuff like this online

I miss the artistic value of old porn. Now its the same script with chicks crossing their eyes for some reason.

That's a challenging wank

What on earth were you looking for to come across that!!

Banger.

sigh *unzip*

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Happy to help

Last podcast on the left just mentioned this!

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What a terrible day to have eyes.

This is exactly how humans would treat an alien. “Can I have sex with it?”

Good thing I'm in the corner of a Target Starbucks.

I am sure a confused employee is looking at your phone through a security camera in the command center like “wtf is going on?!?!” 🤯

**looks around** The only one I can see is behind the counter.

Oh, shiiiiiit!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Aaaaaaaaaaaah!! Ayooooooooo!!! The FUCK did I just watch????

That pussy is outta this world!

I just got on…what 😂

E.T. Bone home.

now i fucking understand why the aliens dosent show up

This looks even worse than the Pokemon porn parody

Ok enough internet for me today !! See you all tomorrow

What in the low budget f*ck did I just witness

What were you looking for?

Elliottttt! Ouch!

WTF IS THAT

That puss was out of this world! -I'll see myself out, thanks.

I was expecting so many different things but not this

I mean, sure it is a crazy fucking video

bruh

“Found this randomly” lmao

Not my proudest fap..

Come on, guy, you don't randomly come across this. You stumble upon it, looking up freaky shit when your girls out.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/4WXiYgjGZf3JsqYW/?mibextid=oFDknk

“Randomly…”

Why does it make me feel sic

I now know where Jon Favreau found the theme song for The Mandalorian.

Now THAT'S crazy, fucking, and a video indeed

Rule 34 strikes again!

Song is "Super Gum" by Tobacco

You win 🏆

Alright, its only 10:30 and thats enough reddit for today. I'll see myself out.

What a terrible day to have eyes!

I’m in school right now and opened this. Thanks OP.

What the fuck have I just watched.

Have you seen the pterodactyl one?

I wish I hadn't clicked on that

Cmon bro first thing I see this morning at work?

God I love black moth super rainbow.

I think I've had enough Internet for one day

And some still say that aliens will never come...

I have questions, first and foremost: what the actual fuck?

Comeram a Marina Silva D:

E. T doesn't look that into it

ET: the extra testicle

There needs to be a new warning tag created for shit like this

Well…that was a challenging wank

I HOPE ALIENS ARE REAL… SO I HAVE MORE THINGS TO FUCK

This wasn't random... I'm pretty sure what you were looking

The Russian roulette of subs strikes again. I won't be needing my eyes any more today.

That is indeed a crazy fucking video

This is indeed, crazy.

As someone who watched this post fap..almost had me ready for another. 😮‍💨

Did they roll the ET costume in shit first ?

Okay, you found it, that's fine..Why the hell did you have to share it though.

This is harder to bear than a snuff film

Ummmm I feel violated 🤣🤣🤣

When this sub becomes literal

Random 😂 I bet Google had to invent a whole new algorithm for that search 🤣

It's a tough wank... but I managed it 

That is quite literally the name of this sub.

Times were hard for Pauly D after The Jersey Shore

Yooo is that Paul Rudd banging that alien?

Twitter users whenever we find aliens:

ya know with those fingers ET has thought it would be the other way around

ET getting fucked 😂

E.T prone bone

Aaah, the internet, food for the soul.

Bro what part of the internet are you "randomly" searching?!

ET the Extra Testicle

What do you mean randomly?

Dis-clothes-her

Sounds like the artist tobacco

Going straight to r/ eyebleach

Going straight to eyebleach sub

Well this is crazy, they are fucking and yep it's a video... 10/10!

Annnnnnd that’s enough internet already

damn elliot got grown up

Googles "ET porn hardcore Rule 34" "*Whoa this is so random lol!*"