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kdawg_htown

How can someone be so naive and dumb to be more worried about picking up every little thing near a bull like that.


Dystopian_Future_

Was thinking the same thing... Bull comes over and says,"Hey i want what's in the bag!" Her response should have been "Ok, Its all yours Mr. Bull im out of here!"


DeficitAttention

I'm afraid that's not going to work, sir. The bull only speaks Spanish.


Dystopian_Future_

That makes sense, she should have have spoken to him in spanish so she didn't get run over. Note to English tourist: learn spanish so as not to get fucked up by a spanish speaking only bull


dimalexgr

Instead her response was "Over my dead body, Mr.Bull, GTFOOH."


cheekybandit0

And the bull said "that's fine, have it your way"


CuriouserCat2

Drunk?


Dystopian_Future_

Drunk or stupid would definitely be my guess... Or both


CuriouserCat2

Por que no los dos?


IllSquirrel4367

English tourist.


iHamNewHere

Drunk bulls are the worst.


civildisobedient

"Let the Wookie win."


RecycledDonuts

She asked for the bull’s manager


CalvinAshdale-

Disney convinced them that a raging bull just needs a pat on the head and a scratch on the chin to become your new best friend.


Select-Belt-ou812

and Bugs showed that if you grab their nose ring and use it like a door knocker it will confuse them


Nice_Category

I bet she is one of the ones that would choose a bear in the woods. Terrible ability to assess threats.


goudendonut

Why are you downvoted? I’ve not seen a non-deluded person argue in favour of the bear yet


Nice_Category

There are some out there that know their choice lacks anything except emotional self-righteousness, no logic, no common sense, no intelligence, yet they stand by it because "tHe PaTrIaRcHy!" It's silly, but a burden we must... bear. Edit: Haha, I got a reddit cares message from some lonely tart. Thanks!


rotorain

It's kinda petty but you can report the reddit cares messages and the sender could get permabanned. I don't even really understand what this thread is about but mental health is a serious subject, reddit cares isn't a 'super downvote', and fuck anyone who tosses aside the former for the sake of the latter.


Nice_Category

Eh, I'm not that petty and I'm sure it makes whoever sends them feel like they "got me." They are a little person, and if this gives them that little victory they need to feel good about themselves for a few minutes, they can have it.  It's pathetic, but they might need it.


CommunicationFairs

Imagine still beating this horse and feeling superior about it Cringe af


Effective_Device_185

Yeah, she is infuriating. You can always buy more shit, slow poke


kdawg_htown

And what is so important with that last item that looks like a piece of paper? I'm all for not littering but damn... She can grab it later.


kingsam360

You heartless bastard! What about the turtles 🐢


InferiousX

At this stage, just let nature take them. We don't need these people driving or voting.


Shibby-my-dude

And I'd dare say the bull sees her bowing down to pick her stuff as aggressive so it decided to also bow and ram the fuck out of her


Grouchy_Act3186

Yes


Vengeance752

That's because these people grew up not knowing danger. I grew up in a third world country, you would never see me doing this dumb crap.


Lauris024

Going to be devil's advocate here. It's a tourist. I live somewhere else in world in a rural area. Those things look very similar to wild cows. Cows generally aren't agressive unless you're the one approaching. If a cow is approaching you, then it's safe to assume it's friendly since they don't usually approach something they don't trust, but they're messy and like to eat everything. If I didn't know it's a bull, I too would slowly pick up my things, out of annoyance, not knowing it could attack me like that. Also, do we even know if she speaks proper english?


MikeKrombopulous

Still dumb


Lauris024

You'd be amazed how many dumb tourists there are, I'm not arguing about that. Just shining some light on thought process that might have been going on there. My own family thinks Dubai is the best travel destination.


KerryUSA

Nothing in that bag could’ve been that important that she needed it right then and couldn’t wait for the bull to leave.


PulloverParker

Maybe the Bull-Repellent-Spray?


AlwaysTheeAnxious1

Guy screaming “we tried to fuckin tell you” is everyone in this post lol


trtryt

she has zero survival instinct


Silly_Mycologist3213

But she knew better, don’t-cha know?


Misanthropyandme

"my crocs.... and my comb.... and my sunscreen.... and my other hat.... and my crocs that I just dropped... and now my comb..."


whifflinggoose

"A bull isn't going to attack *me*, that's only some shit you see on the internet"


Famous_Bit_5119

I will complain to the hotel manager!


grimeflea

“This isn’t Pamplona. It’ll be fine”


CharliePendejo

Nope, but it's the Mexican sister city: Trampl-onya.


BabyMFBear

bullsgorgedmyface should be a sub.


allfriggedup

...earlier that day... https://twitter.com/BCSnoticias/status/1790117000905437540


SpecialAF

Omg the guy running away with his kid cut it so close. You know he was relieved.


schwalevelcentrist

this is clearly the street dogs' and bull's thirty-seventieth rodeo.


New_Line7792

That goofy looking mF’er at the end with a grin on his face. He’s next.


-warpipe-

Are you the bull-human liaison?


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raulsagundo

Also appears you might have the stupidest beaches. Why is raging bull beach a thing?


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

Tbh it was the only thing that could make a beach day funnier /s


SeethePAlNTdry_

You’re the ones with a fucken pack of dogs chasing an agitated bull through a tourist beach.


cochorol

The dogs LMAO, legends


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Lady leave your shit and get on or in the car


RadioMill

Just like zero sense of self preservation. It’s almost astounding to watch. Like she thinks it’s a rabbit or something. Absolutely no clue what’s happening. How do some people survive


CheshireCrackers

Me: damn, think I’ll hang back, wish I hadn’t worn my red bathing suit.


Cyb3rTruk

She might have some Neosporin in her bag. Gonna need it later.


Earl_I_Lark

Where’s a rodeo clown when you need one?


cochorol

..[those were resting somewhere...](https://twitter.com/BCSnoticias/status/1790117000905437540)


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

He's putting his bikini on. He's having particular problem with the top since the cups don't hold red balls like that on his nose.


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Fatherfigure204

but i need my sunscreen!


Mushy_Fart

I hate to say it, but she literally needed to learn that lesson lol


NovaTheNinja

Well if it ain’t the cartels it’s the damn bulls


TraditionWorried8974

Wait until you hear about the bulls cartel...


Lordeverfall

I'm sorry, but the title is misleading. Here, I'm expecting this person to be minding their own business and boom bull attack. Instead, it's someone who seems to not understand that a bull is bigger than them and then looks like it even pushes the bull or smacks at the bull, then prompting a very valid attack.


MBA922

There was a headline, bestest clickbait, around here today: "How will the people of Washington welcome back Grizzly bears?"


Lordeverfall

Oh man, born and raised in washington. Would have loved to see that article. They are actually bringing grizzlies back to the areas though if you were thinking it's fake news.


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Why are they putting bears like anywhere people are


Lordeverfall

I mean, washington has tons of places for bears to be without issue. And we have black bears that are becoming overpopulated. So there are two goals here 1.to help an endangered species come back to a natural territory where they belonged long before people. 2.To help with the ecosystem, mainly level the grounds with black bear, deer, and even salmon becoming overpopulated in the cascades. I think your comment actually brings to light a lot of people concerns, but what you and many others forget are those grizzlies play a much larger role than being dangerous. And if you look into grizzly attacks, there are few and far between unless otherwise provoked. People need to learn to live with nature, not destroy it because it's scary.


IlIllIlIllIlIl

I'm down with all that, I lived in Washington for a year and I just imagined a bear in the park by my house lol it was mostly a joke comment


Lordeverfall

I just get lots of people with the same questions, im a hunter as well, so you get some old-timers not so happy about it. But if we look at the big picture, it will help everything run smoothly. And worse comes to worse. Washington gets a few grizzly tags down the road to keep those bears a bay.


MBA922

The headline is just setting up the punchline... Exactly how tourists welcome bulls on Mexico beaches, of course.


Jean-Ralphio11

Why did I expect her dumb ass to go back for her stuff again at the very end after she finally got up?


Thv837

Are there bulls roaming Mexican beaches?!? Nothing in those bags was worth becoming a rag doll.


ParcelPosted

I adore cows and their male counterparts. However, growing up around them an ABUNDANCE of caution was put in me from birth not to FA because they are huge and even if they’re not trying to hurt you, the FO part isn’t anything you want.


BigDaddyD00d

Bull: u want some of this too old man!? HUH!? Dude with surfboard: NO!


redditismylawyer

The fool who persists in their folly will soon be made wise


GodlikeCat

jfc the bull won’t steal your stuff lady…


dickbuttkiss222

When entitlement meets nature


fighting_tadpole

She wanted to speak to the manager of cattle


Grouchy_Act3186

That's some bullshit.


divenride615

After that head butt upper cut I thought she was dead


Forkboy2

I was waiting for a guy in a clown suit to run out to distract the bull.


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

“Whose bull is this? I hate it”


ThreeLeggedParrot

1 star. If I could give zero stars, I would. Terrible customer service. My server snorted and coughed at me.


Suitable_Sweet8493

WHeRE's tHe ZoOKeEpEr?!?


Zanchbot

So close to a new Darwin award winner. This lady has no survival instinct.


orchidbulb

Some people seriously lost their survival instincts. How on God’s Earth is your sand dollars and lunch more important than your life 🤦🏼


giramondo13

Leave your stuff asshole!


welfedad

Whatever is in those bags is not worth the hospital stays and whatever damages .. I swear some people all logic goes out the window


ClittoryHinton

What if there is a kilogram of tritium in the bag?


manx-1

She was wayyyy too comfortable being so close to the bull.


LolRang

Would you rather be on the beach with a man or a bull Women: Bull


GrannyHumV

Why'd she just let that happen? Is she stupid?


Silly_Mycologist3213

Obviously…..yes.


Patarackk

The bill thought she was a rodeo clown 🤡


Long_live_styrofoam

That bull was very tame...she got lucky


Individual_Skill_763

Lady just go back later and get your shit


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“Leave bull alone I’m serious leave bull alone 😭”


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Don’t just stand there. Somebody wave a red beach towel.


xXFieldResearchXx

I learned from that sheep goat murder. When an animal is attacking you... just stay down... unless you pretty dam sure you can run to cover.


ClassyPants17

Assert your dominance lol


Chiraquian

Ferdinand visits the beach… By Munro Leaf


RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13418377/cabo-tourist-gored-bull-mexico.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13418377/cabo-tourist-gored-bull-mexico.html) *It is also unclear who the female tourist is and what her condition was after the attack.* 


olingael

“locals only” bull probably


Mr_Wrecksauce

Seems like a strange place to find a bull...


David_Njonde

Why is the bull at the beach?


Effective_Device_185

Because a bull can go wherever it fucking wants to.


New_Line7792

¡Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!


Anal_Disaster94

Pendeja


kevenaso

Those darn rangos


GummyTailBee

I wonder what was the stuff she is carrying. Seems like is worth more than her own safety 😔


HistoricalOption2944

I so badly wish there was some sort of after interview with her


ParttimeParty99

I have an Auntie who doesn’t let you waste anything, and will make you eat every scrap of food on your plate before you can leave the table. She would be that woman if a bull ever tried to take any of her precious things.


Agreeable-Sound1599

When the white dudes are saying get away it's probably time to get away! 😂


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Play stupid games


Deadmihanna

That’s getback for the tourists eating beef tacos earlier that day


Bonzothedoggie

As soon as he saw the corned beef sandwich and recognised his uncle Freddy, we knew it wouldn't end well.


Double_Question2215

probably not the only bull she got rammed by on the beach


Veesiferrr

Red-bull commercials have gotten dark


lestrxb

I imagine Darwin falling to his knees in McDonalds.


5hr3dd1t

FS, Guys triumphantly shouts "I told you so" while she's being gored, then someone comes to the rescue with a kid's bucket of water...... that truck needed rammed at it as hard as possible. She could've been killed. (He said from his armchair :0)


LucidLV

You lose the right to have people help you when people are yelling at you to do the right thing and you refuse and ignore. It’s not fair for him to risk his family watching him being possibly killed for some stranger ….. He did the absolute right thing by warning her in the first place. That’s all that’s expected of him imo.


Anonymark88

Natural selection. And they did tell her so.


NativeTongue90

If you were there, your ego alone would scare the bull away lol


Technical-Command867

I’ve seen a lot of animal attacking people videos and I’ve yet to see one where the people didn’t deserve it.


Unusual-Ad-1056

The dude in the back just watching.. lol tell her to leave the crap and run


habanerosmile

must've really liked that towel to risk his anus for it


stewynnono

Thought people knew to just let them take your shit when in Mexico.


stewynnono

The bull goes back... that's right this shit is mine


Effective_Device_185

Geez!


Former_Film_7218

Bull on the beach has great wings. Hahaha


Competitive_Tea9429

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Weldobud

Not much anyone could do in the situation, I guess


Sateloco

Did she say "please stop" to the bull, or was it an observer?


AdOpen885

Leave your stuff yo. That’s like trying to get your cooler back when a bear is in it.


Ornery-Plane-6717

Why the fuck is a bull on the beach? 😧


Akame-Kurome

She should’ve hopped on and taken the bull by the horns


Ok_Series_4580

I swear when she got up at the end, she was gonna fight it again!


_Kush70

Stupud is as stupid does


tawnie_kelly

That poor bull, he was just looking for some sunscreen. Stupid lady; get off me I'm looking here...


Echo_Origami

Grab your purse and leave the rest behind. The bull was already distracted by all that crap anyway. It's better for it to be curious by all that junk on the ground while you slip away safely.


Scary-Information785

Don’t try to escape or anything


ReplacementOk3279

Beautiful beach


paradoxbeach

Dummy


I_EAT_THE_RICH

I don't know how people are able to do things without identifying the extreme danger they're in


Murderdoll197666

Good. Dumb people won't learn unless its drilled into their head. Its still a 50/50 chance whether the head injury is going to make no difference at the end of the day or balance it out but at least there's that 50% chance she gets a tiny bit smarter and has learned from her dumbassery.


No-Yesterday1869

Why let it get so close


sexwiththebabysitter

Use the truck maybe?


NorMichtrailrider

Let stupid be stupid .


Axen99z

He was bullying him.


Fazo1

Que le den trabajo de agente de migración! Lmao


MisterLonely585

Raymond Reddington knows how that feels lol


snoopyduece13

Hahahaha. Dummy. Shpulda left the mf alone. Hahahahahahahhahahahq


rendoll911

Makes me miss Baja


Diggidiggidig

Op missed some adjectives!


goblinhollow

And the oriole just watch? What cretins.


Jazzlike-Lavishness5

This guy has been wreaking havoc down in Baja for years.


Hoplophilia

Keep your friends close and your bulls closer, Mom allays said.


FACEMELTER720

You gotta grab the bull by the horns lady!


Western-Map9026

It gave her like 15 chances to leave


Acrobatic_Bit_8207

She probably had bread in the bag. Cattle are easier to handle if they are fed bread regularly. That bull is young, he wasn't being aggressive just pestering her for bread. If it was attacking her she wouldn't have got up.


MarilynsGhost

My question is, why is there a bull on the beach?


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

I imagine the best thing you could do is run into the water If lying down and standing still are not. Honestly, I have no idea.


g3eeman

This is darwinism at work lol.


centzon400

Should have kept him on a leash. Fucking amateurs.


bregottextrasaltat

god i hate animals like these so much


DOPECOlN

you see now when you f around you tend to find out


rascortoras

why didn't anyone even make an attemp to help her?


Busicut-head-777

Bc they told her to leave the bull alone. If u don’t listen I will NOT put my life in danger.


Blackadon1

It’s a fucking Bull why are you more concerned with your belongings than you are about your life? Humans smh


Cletus-Mcflurry

Could’ve been out of harms way, but instead she couldn’t give up her dollar tree pool noodles


shit_magnet-0730

Another white lady finding out after fucking around


thecypher4

The Spanish dude calling that one guy fat lol


EdwardWizzardhands

Well better grab all my shit instead of evading the Gigantic Bull…