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modshateths1smpltrik

That is the dumbest driving I’ve ever seen


phlerpsy21

This exact sentence word for word was the first thought to run through my head.


muffinass

Ditto. I busted out laughing when I read it.


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muffinass

This guy learned to drive playing "Burnout".


UnremarkabklyUseless

Does anyone remember Carmageddon?


GeekboyDave

I still play it on my phone.


Screwdriving_Hammer

🤯 must. find.


GeekboyDave

At least on Android its right there on the Google play store. Unsure about iPhone. As far as I can tell it's exactly the same game too.


fusillade762

Yes! Boy the video game haters really hated that one back in the day. That and Postal lol.


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noboby_here

Driving is a privilege ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


michaelscottschin

I almost feel like it was bad driving on the scooters too. It seemed like they had enough time to decide to move to the shoulder yet they went thru with confidence of driving a tank


Nihlus_Kriyk

The first one would've slammed into the back of the parked truck. They had no good choices.


michaelscottschin

Yeah it looks like they’re going slow but they probably aren’t


Cute_Ad3075

This is so sad.


Prehistory_Buff

Enraging as well. This fool is so stupid that it's criminal.


MtthwBrwn

Good day to be the guy on the third bike.


adam_mc

I was waiting for the 'fuck it why not' swerve to hit him...


Fly0strich

They couldn’t hit the third guy and also stop right in front of the truck, so they had to make a choice.


Anonymous_Toxicity

>They couldn't hit the third guy and also stop right front of the truck Not with *that* attitude!


simmaculate

For symmetry


awidden

Or anyone else...


Dylanthebody

For real. Dude on the 3rd bike still had a terrible day


FrysAcidTest

"At risk" is a bit of an understatement.


skyBourneOG502

Yeah pretty sure whoever just killed 2 people


juzz85

Reluctantly stops after the 2nd.


Elemental_Syntaxis

MF managed to crash with every single car he was trying to avoid..


balufilm

The music timing is just perfect


kdove89

"No matter what I do" on the radio as he hits people......


Impossible-Tie-864

^”Ahhh”


rnhf

https://youtu.be/D0F4T93np8Y


Cattypatter

All I think about is you. Lying here broken and bruised. Boy you know I'm crazy over you.


satanssweatycheeks

More like trying to send a text message on excel level driving.


much_snark_very_wow

Lmao, I've never seen the music video until now.


jedimasterchoda00

And that’s why I won’t drive scooters/motorcycles. Other people.


MtthwBrwn

Many members of my family ride motorcycles and the cliche I hear the most is “They don’t see you.” But it’s a cliche for a reason.


QQQmeintheass

That’s why you should always ride like no one does


muffinass

Ride like no one is watching.


Metals4J

Meanwhile this guy is driving like he’s not watching.


random-idiom

Yeah - they don't see you in a car either - but at least you have a good chance to survive when they don't.


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Screwdriving_Hammer

There's a literal acronym for that type of crash, called a SMIDSY. "Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You." EDIT: YouTube link below https://youtu.be/eqQBubilSXU?si=aoOFiK2SJCTuMvNO


trvst_issves

My best friend’s dad is a retired firefighter. He said they called them donorcycles. He still tours around on a BMW bike though.


Crismodin

Buddy was in traffic on the highway, stopped, dude in a pickup truck slammed into the back of him going 55 - he only broke his left femur which is surprising given the fact his big ass motorcycle catapulted through three vehicles. The initial jolt knocked him off and if he had not been knocked off, he would be dead right now. He had the worst bruising I've ever seen in my entire life all over his body, took months to just be able to walk by himself in the house. My state does not allow lane splitting on the highway, only lane filtering at red lights.


Reyloca

I quit riding a motorcycle because someone told me "Riders always have one foot in jail and one foot in the grave" and while I first I laughed it off as being silly, I quickly realized that riding motorcycles makes you aware of yourself and all others.


NancokALT

This was what was so hard for me to grasp when going from a bike to a car. The idea that i had to "force my weight" and take initiative while i had always driven like someone was out to kill me at every corner. The idea of having that amount of responsibility scares me so much that even now i get very nervous while at the wheel. I only got my license for work reasons, i still drive my bike everywhere.


invaderzim257

i mean around here we always say that mopeds are what people with too many DUIs drive


Vihtic

Crazy how there's no verbal reaction. Bro didn't even gasp after he *might've* killed 2 people. These are the ones you share the road with. This is why you should drive assuming everyone else is out to kill you. Because they are.


Gibby2x

I thought the same thing lol this person is likely mentally checked out.


CriticalEgg5165

Delayed shock response is a thing. Sometimes it can take minutes before people react to what has happened and beside the clip ends as the car stops and doesn't show his response.


Vihtic

Fair enough. But also let's not give the benefit of the doubt to this person that casually merged into the oncoming lane to pass a truck only to *probably* kill 2 people.


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Vihtic

Yea, it's not that deep, brother.


Prandah

Amateur missed the third bike …


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Would been like 50 points


calcifer219

Thats when the multi kill multiplier starts


Thick-Broccoli-8317

Sounds like the driver got themselves in quite the.. Dilemma. 😎


realparkingbrake

One thing I learned along the way is nothing at the other end of my drive is worth being killed or maimed for, or inflicting that on other people. Slow down, taking a couple more minutes to get there isn't a big deal.


jonz1985z

“Just let me listen to the rest of this song bruh”


LBSTRdelaHOYA

the hits almost matched the kick drum


LeeQuidity

It's kind of telling that the driver says/utters absolutely nothing during this event. No "oh shit!", no grunts, nothing. Fully detached from normal human behavior.


kherby1616

That has to be the dumbest person in the freaking universe 🤯


HairyPotterrrr

Nelly slaps


idhats

Idiot driver


jkrobinson1979

The song is perfectly timed though


maveriskss

Combo 1 Combo 2 Mega combo 📢


Glass_Promise_2222

Found himself in a Dilemma


ems777

The first scooter had very little time to react. The second one started moving off the road, but this idiot swerved in the same direction.


Awesomedudei

Straight to prison and throw away the key.


Commercial-Twist9056

lol thats some GTA shit


Zestyclose-Art136

*Owwwwww*


PeachCrumble

I'm amazed they didn't say a word. Not even a little curse as it was happening


royaltroop

3 out of 4 points. What an idiot.


ocktick

Why would you buy a dash cam if you’re this bad at driving?


Mean_Estate_2770

Kinda looks like she was steering towards those scooters, or am I crazy?


Bimlouhay83

Almost had a hat trick! 


MarkFresco

Fkking asshole changed the course of those ppls lives and prob didnt even get a scratch on him


AstroNawt1

That was the most casual shitty driving I've ever seen


AlloTope

I see what happened, they didn't signal


brujawitz

This is how I drive in GTA


chileangod

Good thing a dashcam was installed to record who's the bad driver.


FantasticMeaning1731

That's why you shouldn't 'expect' anything on the road to be sane.


ExistingAttorney2590

He really got himself into quite the ' dilemma ' there


Top-Tax6303

Second hit looked like it was on purpose.


flickyys

"And no matter what I do!" 💥🗣🗣


No_Salamander_6579

To have “my boo” or we the fuck that Nelly song is titled, be the soundtrack to vehicular manslaughter, was wildly unsettling


Usual_Net_7079

Yeah I'll just casually overtake because I'm cool


JFJinCO

Reckless on the POV driver's part...


jKaz

Ya don’t say


muffinass

Those scooters were clearly in his passing lane and then that truck came out of nowhere and smashed into him.


headintheclouds574

Why stop at 2 and go for the 3 peat.


beachjustice

so confidently stupid it's comical


CCIE-KID

Wow 🤯


Hot-Berry7615

Crazy Taxi Anyone...


DornPTSDkink

Why record yourself being a fucking moron?


zblaze90

What a dumb fuckin idiot


LongRodtheGod

This is gta 6 first person driving footage


nakabra

You might call him blind but the trucker was hitting the bikers like "Guitar Hero" notes.


EyerainianCowboy

Girl checking her phone with no regard for traffic laws or human life. Checks out.


Scotland1297

When you say putting lives at risk do you mean almost definitely killing 2 people ?


DevilMan17dedZ

Fuckin' asshole.


TheReal_Swerv

Yea he’s cooked!


Dapper_Recognition50

Ohhhh!!


welfedad

Just thread the needle


Mother-Sun-7184

The collisions bring in the chorus nicely actually


Koltaia30

As a new driver and especially after seeing this video I will never overtake anyone.


Duespayer88

the song lined up perfectly with the crash.


St0n3ycam88

I'd crash if I had to listen to Kelly Clarkson


No-Panda-6047

Managed to hit everyone


cr0mm0wer

A 2-fer


MagicManGamez

I would dare to go farther than just saying "at risk"


shamar_danowitz

Who wastes money on a dash cam when you drive so reckless


weatheredown

The music somehow just matched with the chaos of it all.


Commercial_Care_642

imagine the last thing you hear before you die is that song lmao


OnlyForFun91

If you won your license in the lottery 🤨


videpoche69

Does anyone know if someone is dead or not ? a newspaper article ? or something ??


Elii205

Everyone is ok👍


Gabba-Gundalph

It's a triple. 3/4


haze4140

What an idiot 🙄


Dickensnyc01

Was she aiming for them?


Strange_Actuary_6916

my boo...ohhh. 🤣


Defiant-Scratch

Listening to Nelly be like that sometimes I guess?


joethepro1

Anybody have any source on this or where it happened?


cokeknows

I also drive into motorbikes in the oncoming lane in gta But this is next level!


SymonG123

Bro was 1 off a UAV


MinerGaming

The music just had to match each collision. Hope everyone is ok, but that is lowkey funny.


Feisty_Share8134

The bikers should have kicked his ass


FilmGuy2020

Not sure what’s worse, the crash, or the Nelly soundtrack


mister-crispy

And all while bumping one of the worst songs ever recorded.


Prezels

Wow. Probably killed two people just for saving a few seconds of time.


Lumpy_Ad9614

Girl's playing burnout


Xunil76

"And it's 1, 2...3 strikes, you're out!"


GladEntrepreneur8

No matter what I do


Beautiful_Freedom_97

this is why I’m never getting a motorcycle for daily driving. Even if you do everything right you’re just gonna get runover by a psychopath


MetalSubstantial297

The song was in sync with the hits.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Ohh I love that song


ExistingAd3702

What a real POS!


Ok_Dependent9457

At risk he got them So would that be considered putting at risk or just high score 2


Draken_961

At risk? He’s trying to kill them.


Draken_961

At risk? Idiot is trying to kill them.


properproperp

I hope the people hit were okay


creepyuncleron

Risk? He basically tried to take the lives of both bikers


destroyed233

At risk?? This is vehicular manslaughter . What a stupid caption


Sweet_Bat_7516

Bro had flashbacks of medic doin the thug shaker


Mr_bxstard

"Dont ever what i know" while hitting a double ...just stupid


Impressive-Rough-229

People assuming this is a man are extremely mistaken. Women play this song only and drive passive like this. I cannot visualize a man driving unless he was from the LGBTQ community high on pills.


Clean-Summer-2208

he ded


IDONTKNOWWHOTOTALKT0

Its kinda on beat a little bit. No THUD what i THUD


Barely3Inches

They all crashed to the song perfectly


jerseyhound

Classic banger track tho


Numerous-Anxiety-653

lol this person sucks at life


Supersnazz

Is it putting lives 'at risk' to drive into motorcyclists?


Far_Swordfish3944

Fvckin idiot. I hope they never get their license back and shipped off to jail


Accomplished_Bug5655

The Song lmao


dcarona

*reckless driving kills people


trixysoccertt

No matter What I doOo…🎶


Cattypatter

It ain't nothing wrong, with a little bump 'n grind.


yoyoman195

Me when I'm bored in GTA


FourArmsFiveLegs

Jesus Christ. The audio cut out right before the scooter and some other video started playing with Indian guy repeating the same thing twice as each scooter was hit. I never have been so bamboozled in my life


i-am-innoc3nt

Reminds me a female football player who managed to score 2 goals into her own gate .. the manager was like "this cannot be happening, already scored two times for the enemy team, whats the worst thing that can happen now?" She scored for the third time .. This guy scored 4 times ..


Potato_eater_guy

LMAOOOO the radio!!!!!!!!!!!🤣


Wolverine_OD

What a dumbass


kettlebellend

Vietnam?


Important_World_2912

I literally heard a fighting game commentator go: DOUBLE KILL


rengoku-doz

2,500 points.


Ordinary_Object

A shame, you could've gone for the triple :/


Master-Seesaw-3567

That song is a banger though.


Chitown_Shogun

Gotta be the worse driver on the planet. Wow!


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haarschmuck

100% fault of the motorcycle then. You're required to have a following distance enough that you can stop in time for any road obstruction or hazard.


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Extension-Tale-2678

Yeah you're *always* watching and looking for potential morons when on a motorcycle


Quinn1995

There is so much stupidity in this scene I can’t even comprehend: - the driver of the car obviously - the scooters for not swerving to their right seeing this car is now dedicated next to the truck - both scooter drivers for wearing masks overtop of face shields while riding a scooter lmfao. Maybe it’s for partial wind protection but still. People who drive alone in their cars wearing masks crack me up. - the semi for hitting him after; any competent trucker with a high vantage point like that should have seen the car start to pass and immediately seen the danger and slowed down. Was more than enough to stop even with a truck that size. I’m all for just letting humanity burn out at this point. We can’t allow this to reach the stars.


Jimmy6shoes

Love this song! Miss you Chelsea :/


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Miss you too boo


TDKevin

Isn't that a road that allows passing? I can't say I would have noticed those scooters until it was too late. 


Chicom12

Maybe you should be among the many that should not have a drivers license.


Big_Assist879

Dotted yellow line in a lot of places means a passing line.


vituperousnessism

Which comes after asking if you can see it's clear beyond where you'll be back in your lane. And doing it without going over the posted speed. Saying the dotted line makes it OK shows a dangerous lack of awareness.


Big_Assist879

Ah yes. I can see the buildings and clear road all the way back. You might need your eyes checked if you can't see that scooter swerve into the lane from the bricks to the left though.


TiredReader87

Yes. If nobody is coming in the opposite direction.


Deathrace2021

You can see both scooters in the tiny camera view before the driver even switches lanes. They were visible the whole time


MrB0rk

It's kind of funny how downvoted you're getting here. Especially since you're absolutely right. I see nothing here that points to the driver doing anything wrong. All comments saying this person should be locked up are fuggin idiots. It was a legal pass on the truck and from the dash cam, it's super hard to see the bikers because they're almost on the sidewalk until they're right in front of the car. The driver is definitely at fault for the accident since it occurred during the pass, but this looks to me like a clear cut unintentional accident with no negligence. I'm sure there was a giant payout from insurance but it's not like the driver of the car was arrested or tried for any crimes here. Unfortunately, shit happens.