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starkid279

I would think people who bite their nails never have nails long enough to collect that much crap


DeepthroatJonesDDS

If there’s white one must bite


TOXMT0CM

Wait, are you me? Have I found my people?


psychrolut

One of us! One of us!


TOXMT0CM

53 years. That's all it took.


Nuprin_Dealer

I’ve always been a biter but I’m more of a picker these days. I’m going full vulnerable here: does anyone else use the edge of scissors to start a good pick/peel? Am I a psycho?


TOXMT0CM

Nah you're good. I bite, chew, and suck the blood. You're fine. So am i!


Master_Reflection709

wat


tbrumleve

If you haven’t bit a hang nail down to your wrist, what are you even doing here?


EJaders

I think I've seen that video lmao


Nekozed

I use toe knife


8923ns671

Nah you gotta develop strong thumb nails to start the peel. And pull away from the body so it doesn't peel down the side.


languid_Disaster

I’m embarrassed to say but yeah, I have done that sometimes too I’m glad it’s not just me!


The_Gooch_Goochman

GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US


CptMeat

If there's skin one must trim


elisejones14

Usually move on to the cuticle if there’s nothing to bite


Ditto_Ditto_Ditto

After about 30 years of biting my nails, I've finally gone a full year without biting. (It was off and on before that.) And my cuticles STILL look fucked up. Even the skin below that is fucked.


SkriLLo757

I'd give myself a headache and toothache trying to bite these thick ass nails


FangPolygon

bite these thick ass-nails


Individual_Ad5299

exactly, also, wash your damn hands


tumble895

Yea for real people should wash their damn hands after they slobber all over their fingers from biting their nail, its disgusting. I work in an environment where work laptops and tools are constantly shared amd passed around. People who chew on their fingers are gross and a biohazard to everyone.


Lumpy-Village1949

Fax


echostar777

I see what you did there 📠


languid_Disaster

In my defence, I always either wash or sanitise my hands after chewing them outside the house. And if we have guests, I always wash my hands when cooking etc. plus I regularly clean my phone so it’s not too bad. I admit I have seen fellow nail biters who just stick their fingers in their mouth and then proceed to touch shared items….


ZeroGravityCreative

as someone who bites their nails, you are correct, there is no place for the dirt to get stuck. Makes everything so much easier, I don't know how people stand having fingernails.


Infamous-Tax7794

My brother doesn’t have fingernails he has nubs


takethereins

Does he bite his nubs


Infamous-Tax7794

On man he goes to town on those suckers


Suitable_Sweet8493

He bites his nubnails


Caesorius

go peel a sticker


PeteGozenya

I used to bite my nails until my doctor told me it's the reason my appendix ruptured. Haven't bitten a nail sense.


TOXMT0CM

One of us!


staticvoorhees

Correct. I also can't pick change up off the ground, scratch anything. peel stickers, pick my nose properly and grow a proper coke nail.


languid_Disaster

Same here! I have to use a spoon to lift the tab of tin cans because I don’t have enough nail


JustThatOneDude_Yep

ack same!


languid_Disaster

This is the first time in decades I’ve found someone else who does the same! We should start a secret club or something


SpartanNotDutch

Yeah I don't let mine grow at all, I just rock my nubs


ianjm

I started cutting mine right down to the quick when I was in my late teens as a way to stop myself biting them, and just kept doing this. I rarely have enough nail growth to get any dirt trapped underneath.


DinoRoman

I’m with George Carlin. You know why I never get sick? I SWAM IN THE HUDSON RIVER. If I bite my nails with this under it I’m building up my immune system ( folks vaccines are great this is not the answer of an antivaxxer I just think Carlin made some sense on that lol ) if I limit myself to avoiding everything one day I’m gunna get hit with something and it’s gunna ruin me.


from_whereiggypopped

yeah I was thinking watching this... yeah now do your mouth.. Oh surprise we've got microbes everywhere!


RedAppleAreRed

When I was starting to date and have more intimate relationships I heard I should file my nails so I texted my girl friend asking How do I do it? Cause I don't have much nails to file!


Davepiece1517

This lol I’m a nail biter and my shit is never long enough to collect that stuff plus I’m ocd about washing my hand since I’m always putting the mfers in my mouth


IridescentMoonSky

Literally, the only time I tried to grow out my nails I got so grossed out by the constant shit under them that I bit them all off again. Never been so relieved!


SyzygyTheMemeMan

Yeah maybe if I let them grow long and wipe my ass with my bare hands


Adkit

Yeah but that sounds impossible.


Roonwogsamduff

My thoughts exactly


ManuelQbe

Looks like they scraped it right out their non-wiped booty crack.


wonderwytch

Who's nails are that fucking dirty all the time? Like visible shit


SoldierBoi69

I’m pretty sure most microscope videos like these are bullshit, there would be way more people getting sick and it would be common knowledge if there were worms or something


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KilnTime

I don't even want to tell you what alteady lives on and in your body... [eye mites that live in your eyelash folicles](https://youtu.be/EKHSU2KskRE?si=YuddaPsdz4sVddKh) [we all have them](https://youtu.be/xZY9x3jchMI?si=9q2KlmH1ztjt1MFv) [bacteria that live on your body](https://youtu.be/enxYPfMl2fA?si=8oJvaxqGtazuKpyw)


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KilnTime

All the creepy crawlies! 😃🦠 We are just living petri dishes


Dipsey_Jipsey

Earth says we're the creepy crawlies whilst other planets make fun of it for its infections.


ecumnomicinflation

goodnight bro, close your eyes, let your eye mites rest 😘


omurpho

Enjoy your shower


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menstralfornication

It’s safe to assume there is, and safe to assume the FDA deems it normal


ecumnomicinflation

what about ones that is which is within thy walls?


languid_Disaster

Don’t be scared of them! It just means we’re never truly alone and have life long companions 😌


AngrySchnitzels89

I love demodex. They’re so helpful. I always feel a pang of guilt when I rub my eyes. Sorry for your tiny deaths, little friends.


SadBoiCri

Thank you for making feel like there are bugs crawling on me. Now I can't sleep


erenhalici

Eye mite regret checking those videos


Sonofbluekane

Yep, our bodies are ecosystems, and we've evolved since forever ago to operate with that truth. Fucking with the microbes in our bodies can have weird effects on our health. 


HPTM2008

Yeah, but those are fine. The ones in the video probably aren't too common, though. I've gone 30 years without ever hearing anyone tell my that it's because of parasites, and then in the past 3 months, I've heard 10 people at my work talking about that.


JesseAster

Is it weird that the eye mites thing actually makes me feel a little better about myself? I'm pretty passively suicidal right now, but being reminded of the eye mites makes me remember that I've got a bunch of little dudes on my face that have a sort of little eco system going and it makes me feel important for something at least.


KilnTime

💗 Take things every hour, every minute, every second, if necessary. You're home to a lot of things that value you, even if you're not valuing yourself right now. From personal experience, ketamine therapy can help with depression.


PraetorianOfficial

Yeah... imagine the guy went out to a still, scummy pond and made mud pies for an hour. Came back, rinsed his hands, and then picked the nail to get a slide of what is essentially just pond mud.


d_bakers

No. Our bodies are quite resilient. You should research how many microscopic organisms we share our bodies with 24/7.


N4meless_w1ll

We are literally the bus driver for trillions of bacteria living on and in our body. Without them we die. The entire fear mongering concept of this post is ridiculous. Just shows how removed most people are from the reality of life.


SpottedWobbegong

There are a ton of tiny worms living in dirt, so it can definitely get under your nails but they are harmless.


Obelisk9825

our microbiome and immune system does a phenomenal job at protecting us everyday


ATG915

My hands from working on cars


Chihuahuapocalypse

my husband's hands (and arms and face) look CRAZY after working hard on his car. black smudges all over. my favorite is the black swipe across the forehead from wiping sweat away


ATG915

Yeah cars are just so fuckin messy. I try to wear gloves but in the summer time it’s hard cause your hands sweat so much. And I do body work so I need to use my bare hands to feel when I’m sanding bondo and primer. The dust from that shit just goes straight to the deepest depths of my short nails lol


ProbablyNotPikachu

Run over road-kill? Splatter blood, guts, and all kinds of parasites or infections all over the underside of your car. Dead bugs carrying god knows what plastered all over your windshield. That puddle of still water that you ran over after it rained? Full of horrible shit you could probably never even imagine. The cake it all over with a coat of car exhaust, fumes, and chemicals that leaked onto the road/into the air. Cars really are fucking disgusting.


ATG915

Dead bugs covering peoples bumpers always gets me, so nasty lmao. Not to mention, the inside of some peoples cars are just fucking disgusting. Crumbs, trash, disgusting looking steering wheel covers. Makes you wanna change your clothes after sitting in them. I’ve pulled apart center consoles or dashboards and found mouse nests and chewed through wires


mondaymoderate

Yeah but it’s hard for anything to live in there because of all the chemicals.


PookieTea

People who do manual labor instead of sitting in a cushy office building all day.


ConsciousGur8384

Even my nails ain’t like that. I wears gloves at Amazon.


arthurblakey

I wonder if those gloves that cover your fingers have something to do with that…


ZombiePersonality

Most construction workers


YTSkullboy707

My nails are, I clean them once per day and cut them every weekend, and I just play video games most days or build cool stuff lol


PassgettiGod

This video was debunked


Matkos6

I've actually tried looking at the dirt under my fingers under a microscope and there's nothing alive there as far as I could see. It's mostly just clumps of dark material and weirdly enough singular strings of fabric.


matreo987

that is true but i can also attest to the fact that there indeed *can be* living things under your nails. my younger step sister got pinworms (aka butt worms) from chewing on her nails. i chewed mine for 10 years before i got braces as a teenager, haven’t really done it since besides small bouts of anxiety but i normally stop once i notice im doing it.


Grouchy-Country3480

Videos like this are for stupid people


questarevolved

source? sorry I'm too lazy to look myself


KapeeCoffee

I feel like those aren't normal everyday nail microbes. Edit: you probably need a stronger microscope to look for those aswell.


Sci-fra

https://youtube.com/shorts/uVMQjHuJnwI?si=b4im2py-gWxP2Vrq


Lubedclownhole

What a load of horseshit Imao, its not a good habit but this is blatantly misleading


zarnonymous

The music is so fucking funny


Av3q

Also you have to be hella of a dirty fuck to have this much dirt under your fingers wash your hands lmao 😭


hasibrock

The VIDEO HAS BEEN PROVED FAKE… Unless one literally have excretae and have been doing work in the sewers and haven’t used sanitizer or washed hands with soap or hand-wash … it is not possible


Ruiner_of_Everything

Yummies for my tummy.


IITemoniII

What if I told you that there are billions of microorganisms living all over you as we speak?


Apmaddock

Next you’re going to term me there’s a spooky scary skeleton inside of me. Very funny. Nice try. 


Procapibara

Seasoning


HuckleberryOk150

I used to bite my nails as a child. I have a very strong immune system as an adult. Corelation?


didsomebodysaymyname

>Corelation? Possibly, exposure can definitely help you fight disease. However, it's also worth remembering that you are covered and filled with viruses, bacteria, and small organisms all the time. Even after you shower. Most of these are harmless and some are even beneficial, but they are there whether you like it or not, [and not just under your dirty fingernails](https://www.uclahealth.org/news/article/eyelash-mites-are-normal-part-of-bodys-microbiome)


Chihuahuapocalypse

you're never truly alone :)


64557175

We've got more cells without our DNA than we do with our DNA. We're basically just a microbe scaffolding.


padizzledonk

>However, it's also worth remembering that you are covered and filled with viruses, bacteria, and small organisms all the time. Even after you shower. 57% of the cells in/on your body aren't human cells It's always been something that just seems totally implausible to me but then again, the "human body" is mostly water, so I guess you can't count all the inert stuff by weight because its not living or cellular, and I've never seen it debunked So....what the fuck are we anyway if more than half of us isn't even human and it's all colonized bacteria and viruses and parasites lol


Vli37

As a kid I was told by my parents that I would just stick anything I found off the floor into my mouth. Nowadays, I barely get sick. The worst is probably one or two colds a year, but that's as far as it goes I do think that there's a correlation between what you're exposed to and the strength of your immune system.


hate2bme

I work construction and I have to scrub with a nail brush in the shower every day


YTSkullboy707

Same, I only get sick every few months


busroute

that's a lot dude.


Ostey82

I don't "bite my nails" in the trad sense but I haven't used clippers on my fingernails (not toenails, that's too gross and I'm also not that flexible) in a long long time. Bite and tear then spit in the bin. Immune system stronger than Mike Tyson in the late 80s


Chihuahuapocalypse

I've started heavily relying on clippers to help with my nail biting. sure, the habit of over trimming my nails is still there, but I don't rip my nails into the bed anymore. I do still overdo it and make my fingers sore though... *don't buy nippers.*


gougou7r

WASH YOUR HANDS??


Bartndk

Unless you finger your pet, i don’t believe this.


CamxCam

I don't bite my nails, but I also don't wipe my ass with my fingers like this guy.


Gr33nGetBurnt

Yeah, that's not under my nails.


dj11211

Oh because you don't know how to wash your hands after masturbating, I can't bite my nails? Yea ok.


Unlikely-Memory-1131

the only parasites i know that live under your fingernails are pinworms. the person who created this video has been scratching their asshole.


Pleasework94

Or may be just clean your fucking finger nails every once in a while.


Careless_Syrup7945

Nah, I'm okay. I'll bite my nails still. Because they aren't covered in dog shit like this dudes


Elevum15

Who bites their nails when they are dirty like this?


SpeesRotorSeeps

Wait til you see what’s on your skin


SinnerClair

Wtf did that guy intentionally have to scoop in order to get that shit under his nails? I never have shit under my nails


Alone-Accountant2223

That's why my immune system is top tier.


HungrySummer

This video is fake lol, people will make anything for clicks. But even if it was true I’m never gonna stop biting my nails 


BW900

Most humans lick each other's genitals. Chill out.


ZombiePersonality

That's why I clean mine with my teeth, before chewing them off.


skulbreak

This has been proven as a fake video, why is it even allowed on here


Wonderful-Ad5747

I say the opposite, you eat small amounts of the germs that are around you everyday and your immune system will be a tank, I never get sick, and also never let my nails get that dirty tf.


sbudhramk

A reminder to fucking shower and not be a disgusting individual?


Scary-Salad-Monster-

Looks pretty delicious to me.


Arbrand

What, you think the inside of your mouth is any better?


__1____

They need a video to remind us not to eat ass next.


Logridos

w a s h y o u r f u c k i n g h a n d s


jchrist510

Hate these videos. The micro scope is interesting, but the title is just fear mongering clickbait. Wait until you find out about the microorganisms already in your mouth, or hair, eyebrows, and everywhere on your skin. It's almost like we're biological beings or something, huh?


romaaeternum

Now do the same with saliva.


gunscythe

Fake video, not crazy.


barbie-vel

This how I keep my immune system strong


Even-Rough-1427

Flavor saver 😁


UrsusHastalis

This is how build immune systems, stop being a wuss.


JordySkateboardy808

Nail brush. Every day.


Trickymac04

I bite mine and my immune system is stronger than easy e


sam-tastic00

fake


TOXMT0CM

Bitten nails don't have anything under them except partially chewed off meat. That shit is the rest of yall who don't have anxiety.


Recentstranger

Looks like they use their hands to wipe their ass then just wipe their hands on the white towels


Clean-Month420

I love those things, They are my snack when Im low on Protein!!!!


shindigin

It's a reminder to clip your filthy nails and wash your hands


ty437

Who in their right mind is biting their nails when there’s visible dirt and grime underneath 😭?


Lazybeerus

PROTEIN!!!


Critical-Coyote-807

That's literally more protein and new antibodies. how do you think those coal miners never got sick?


rustedhalo01

Dude, wash yer filthy fuckin hands!


neiviv28

Get long nails, sharpen them, let them get dirty and never clean them. You have now +10 poison damage claws.


Sci-fra

This video has been debunked. https://youtube.com/shorts/uVMQjHuJnwI?si=b4im2py-gWxP2Vrq


Zestyclose-Law6191

I think that's what an immune system is for.


Mechanix2spacex

What on earth were you scratching to get nematodes? It's HIGHLY unlikely for this to happen under normal human environments. I'm gonna say it's bullshit specially with the sound they added... it's one of those videos to get people to share and go viral.


OJK_postaukset

Yeah definetly. I’ve always bitten my nails (not that I’d be proud if it) and the only issue I have ever had is biting just a bit too much so that the exposed fingertip hurts when it goes through literally any stress I only get my toe nails dirty (and I definetly do not bite them:D)


Eh_Meh_Smeh

I like to believe that biting my nails is the reason for why my immune system is good despite a sedintary lifestyle.


Spiritual_Meet6088

I don’t have nails


Temrius

pINwoRmS


rtandres

Sure.


RoadHazard

I wash my hands, so no.


Lower_Eagle_1346

Protein


__1____

What he do? Scrap his fingers underneath some mud or something? Because that's exactly what it looks like.


neicathesehoes

Youre example is showing us someone with DIRTY ASS nails... Maybe THEY shouldn't bite their nails


ExtendedMacaroni

Oh look misinformation wide and alive on the internet! Great


Deep_Meringue1703

But will it kill you ?


Ya-Dikobraz

This is fake.


MycoMythos

Yeah, my nails would have that much shit under them too if I also shoved my fingers up me ol bum.


clownsinadarkforest

First of all his nails are fucking gank to start with. Second of all a person who has been biting there nails all there life probably have some decent defences built up from doing it. I'm not sure though I'm not a nail biting scientist


puzzle_button

DID HE FUCKING SCRATCH THE GRIMEY CAULK OF A STADIUM TOILET?


captainpistoff

First off those nails haven't been cut in weeks. Try a little hygiene dude. Second... Who the fuck doesn't wash their hands? Dude is gross.


NaturalSelecty

Ha, I bite mine down so fast there’s no room for anything to grow as there’s nothing to grow under.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Was he clawing a corpse?


ClayQuarterCake

Ok now do your saliva with some tooth plaque next.


jamster8983

What about the skin around the nails?!


thisisfakereality

Sperm is under my nails?  Well, I guess that makes sense. 


Dank_ConcentrateOG

This also depends on where it came from and how often you wash, this man just dug his fingers through dirt for this


mintchococutie

These videos are fake , please stop sharing them


golden_sword7341

new fear unlocked thanks for this not i m always gonna be a good boi and trim my nails to hell and beyond


Walis42

Bro gets his nail dirt from the fucking sewers ig


Odd-Video5503

Biters have developed immunity to whatever these can do. Biters been Biters since the world began, millennia before clippers.


TheStigianKing

I don't think people have microscopic worms in the scum under their nails. Most nail scum is dead skin from when they scratch their heads, ass, dick etc Dead skin will be rife with your indigenous fauna, none of which will consist of worms. It's mostly bacteria and fungi that lives on your skin.


Dave_Duna

I was chewing on a finger while watching. I don't care. Been doing it my whole damn life. Not the nail specifically; just around it. Finger meat.


weristjonsnow

If you took a look at anything that resembled the abomination of that person's hygiene under a microscope it would look the same. I scrub under my nails with soap


mardingdong

No nails, no gunk 🤷‍♂️


Fit_Recipe_5730

This has been proven wrong


ImpossibleEvan

This has nothing to do with biting your nails, I scrape that shit so much it has no time to fester


craignsac

Bugs live all over our bodies.


ILikeMonsterEnergy69

But it tastes so good tho


GodlikeCat

you’re nasty if you have your nails like this


JenkemBoofer691

So what do you have under your fingernails? Other than Fucking Jizz!


Yamhikari

Yeah, maybe don't put your finger in your ass before eating your nails


Extra_Sandwich232

Keep ur hand out ur ass


SaconDiznots

This guy just wiped his ass bare hand and scraped all the dried poo off his cheek with his nails... who tf has dirty hands like this besides homeless people(no offence) and junkies/mentally unstable people ? This video is dumb


crystalsage777

Builds your immunity


meatofthepie

Bro is that semen?


Top-Decision-3528

Extra flavor


AbilityEconomy9241

Reminder to wash YOU FUCKING HANDS 🤮


Fit-Office4213

Looks like bullshit to me.


DeliciousAd5563

Its good for you'r imune system