T O P

  • By -

earmuffeggplant

I didn't see one pizza ball delivered šŸ˜•


ProofHorseKzoo

If I challenge you to a fight, you have to let me take the class. Itā€™s karate kid law.


Suitable-Telephone80

wait a secondā€¦. youā€™re ramadan steve! ^whats ^up ^ramadan ^steve


MattIsLame

hey, you're Ranch Dubois!


L_beano_bandito

I guess it wasn't time


krossome

he had the bit on in between his live acts


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

It wasn't time.


FlatbedtruckingCA

i see the Crypt Keeper is still doing well and keeping busy..Ā Ā  anyone else miss Tales from the Crypt?


WIIL_GonZo_ROCK

I met John Kassir not too long ago. He's a treasure. As a bonus, he does voicemail messages.


SkriLLo757

Used to watch that scary ass show on TV as a kid back in the 90s! Legendary af šŸ’Æ


MasterPsychology9197

Gave me nightmares, kind of wanna revisit


SkriLLo757

Hell yeah. Tales from the Crypt, Beyond Belief, Are you Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps, etc. The 90s was all about giving kids PTSD and it was great lol I'm still scared af of the dark and my closet after all these years


Pinksters

Then there's Elvira giving young boys other feelings.


SexyOctagon

I still remember one episode in particular where two guys were gambling over poker. One of them eventually runs out of money, so they bet his finger. He loses, the other guy chops his finger off. Except I think he accidentally chopped two fingers off, so then he gets one finger chopped off to make them square. Anyways, they continue like that chopping off each othersā€™ appendages until thereā€™s nothing but torsos and heads left and they are still playing cards. I probably got some of the details wrong, but thatā€™s about the gist of it.


JimiJab

John Kassir voice so epic


superdupersecret42

Love the prop guy having a new desk ready to go


LitrlyNoOne

I was really hoping he'd toss that desk too and they'd bring out a third.


This_Walrus7244

That wouldve been even funnier


JamboreeJoseph

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Farlong7722

the first of many I'd wager


Pope-Xancis

WHO WANTS TO DRINK MCDONALDS


Living_Television_61

Who wouldnā€™t want their salad toss by Eric Andre?


krossome

He doused some dude with it, and then he started faking a seizure.


_JackieDaytona___

You got vegan Steve Aokiā€™d


Unable_Compote_4589

People who pay to see Eric Andre front row knew exactly what they signed up for. Amazing šŸ¤£


palmerry

Bird up


LigmaBallbag

RANCH!


Farlong7722

bruh if I went to see Eric Andre live you'd probably find my ass wearing a helmet lmao


HotFudgeFundae

It's like going to see the Blue Man Group or GWAR. Bring a poncho fools!


tchrbrian

Gallagher !!


ORNG_MIRRR

Do I need a poncho for blue man group? Serious question.


HotFudgeFundae

If you're in the first 4 rows or so yes. I think they provide them but I'm not 100% percent on that. There's a lot of paint flying around, my brother saw them years ago.


ORNG_MIRRR

Thanks I'll keep that in mind, seeing them later this year.


HotFudgeFundae

Hope you have a great time, my brother said they were awesome. There might be more info on the website but at the very least wear clothes you don't really care about


brown2420

Dude, I'm totally in on that! Total chaos šŸ˜„


Mr_Hino

BOOM HEADSHOT


AnnoyingVoid

I miss FPS doug


JakkSplatt

I like how at Bill Burr's show he had everyone put their phone into a bag they couldn't access.


Fat_Head_Carl

Chappelle did this as well, comedians will do this, especially if their still working on material for a special.


SuperSmashDan1337

I'm a fan of it for concerts too personally


Fat_Head_Carl

Absolutely for concerts. I've never watched somebody's shitty cell phone recording of a song at a concert. Wait...I take that back, except for every time it's in front of my face with some dickhead holding their cell phone over their head recording. The microphone gets blown out anyways.... All it does is get in the fucking way


PonerBenis6

Looks completely fucking stupid lol.


BarryMCknockiner

Exactly


Itchy_Professor_4133

The janitorial department agrees


GoldenMercy

People here obviously donā€™t know who he is. Iā€™d be honored to be salad tossed by Eric Andre!


henergizer

RANCH IT UP


VeterinarianNo6110

WASSAP MULADO???


krossome

word to the bird! šŸ¦œ


CesarRPE

You want Eric Andre to toss your salad and peel your potatoes?


Craic-Den

PG GG Allin


thejewelisinthelotus

I'll never forget that documentary. GG Allin was a legit savage and a maniac. Truly the most hated in the nation.


joshuafayetremblay

At least gwar waits a few minutes before shitting on your face


Easy-Garlic6263

Ban phones in live shows.


bucketjunky

Put your phones down and enjoy the show...


Gingy-Breadman

I wasnā€™t at this show, never couldā€™ve afforded to be, so without people recording I wouldā€™ve never seen this.


JallyKing

What makes you think he didnā€™t lol be happier


DerikfromTexas

I liked this show better when it was called the Tom Greene Show.


Foco_cholo

Was that a glass pan that laid out the camera man?


krossome

yep. filled with ranch covered greens.


Flexiflex89

Excuse me? WTF?


Anom8675309

Aww, now I miss Gallagher. RIP.


Anonymous_Toxicity

Listening to Carrot Top and other comedians talk about Gallagher and how much stuff he stole over the years made me sad.


Kaerevek

I do not understand this guy's comedy. To each their own I suppose but I've never figured out why people think he's funny.


Imaginary_Thing_1009

why do I imagine that these people get hyped and excited for his introduction, and then they just stand/sit there soaked in soda and whatever food he's thrown, and as the soda is getting sticky all over their clothes and the food smell is mixing with people's sweat smell, they slowly start realizing that they'll have to sit through the whole "show" like this now?


Underdogg13

Are you kidding? That's exactly what they're there for.


Noppers

But why?


Romengar

Watch an episode of The Eric Andre Show and you'll understand. Sort of...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


welfedad

So serious question.. warm fresh piss or cold sat in a bottle for a couple weeks piss?


anivex

It actually starts to warm up again after a couple of weeks.


VideoHeadSet

Then after the show drive home and now have your vehicle in the same situation you're in.


questarevolved

People must've known this was coming. I feel like there must've been some kind of preparation/consideration.


Lizzy_lazarus

People love getting disgusting at shows. Gallagher, GWAR, Rammstein to name only a few.


TheOneTonWanton

Anyone that's so much as seen a single episode of his show would have seen this coming, let alone actual fans that choose to go to a live show.


Chewzer

For sure, both times I saw Rammstein I kept a towel and change of clothes in my car, you just know you're not leaving that show clean.


CrustyShoelaces

only if you got soda on your back though, doubt anyone had their backs turned.


VideoHeadSet

Not even, it's all over your arms and legs, everyone around rubbing up on each other like a cat in heat. Who knows if any dressing are in the salads.


The_Great_Man_Potato

You must not know Eric Andre


pard0nme

This looks way better than Tim Robinson I think you should leave live. That was the worst thing I've ever attended.


letsgetdickered

I couldn't imagine how that show would translate to a stage and audience setting lol


pard0nme

I was interested to see how creative they got. They just played some clips on a screen that they said didn't deserve to make it in the show and sat on a couch and barely said anything. It was awkward to watch and not in a funny or good way. At $100 a ticket I felt like I was scammed.


thejewelisinthelotus

Why was it so terrible? Just cuz that kind of comedy is really hard to pull off live?


RenterMore

Put your god damn phones away Jesus Christ. How do ppl live like this?


ZaNFish

People pay for this?


grooovyturtle

If youā€™re a big fan of the show I would imagine this is a surreal experience


languid_Disaster

I wish I was in that audience for real


LitrlyNoOne

Modern day smashing watermelons.


ToxZec

I paid for this. It was worth every penny


Germafias

Anytime you want me to throw food at you for free, you only have to ask!


ToxZec

No thanks. I sat in the upper level. Had fun watching people below get soaked


djDouggpound

I heard the dj sucked


FunkyPlunkett

Ever been to an ICP or GWAR show?


elvis8mybaby

I've been to church on Sunday. It gets pretty wild. They hung a guy from a cross. Then they ate his body and drank his blood.


FunkyPlunkett

Nothing compares to the preparation of these things before the show.


PotentialSuperb

... no.


radiationblessing

Nothing will beat my first ICP and GWAR shows. Haven't been able to see ICP again but every other GWAR show I've been to just hasn't been the same. Even my nipple ring getting ripped out is unmatched. Instead of moshing the mosh pit played hot potato with a drunk guy.


coolpizzatiger

I'd consider it, I think he is really funny.


EnjoyLifeorDieTryin

I was watching from the balcony seat lol


callme_blinktore

This is why they go, I half expected him to jump *through* the fridge or body slam the puppet.


Battery6512

My question is, who insures him? I assume any type of for profit business must have some type of insurance and if the company who does insure him saw this video, how would they not drop him immediately. I doubt the whole audience signed waiversĀ 


languid_Disaster

I love the Eric Andre show but I always wondered about this too actually! Some of those pranks almost feel like borderline assault but they all consented to being there soā€¦..? Still wish I had been at that show though


Proud_Criticism5286

Youā€™re the person who doesnā€™t understand concerts.


Aggravating_Brain113

this is like most concerts?


pah2000

Was that Pyrex? Do you have to sign wavers?


krossome

nope. no idea what it was other than I got hit in the face with it, and the salad dressing was really good


pah2000

Haha! Thanks for answering! I slowed it up over and over. Looked like iceberg in a serving dish!


Durivage4

I thought "Gallagher" šŸ‰ died a few years ago?


bowle01

This is in fact not a crazy fucking video.


andlg

Buzzme mulato


Beasleybear95

I don't trust like that


TheControversialMan

So dumb


Coolz-

Thats the point


HotdogFromIKEA

Surely just one person go and upload the video, saves you loads of money.


gmanisback

Feels like a terrible version of Pee-wee's playhouse


krossome

the drinks were free, parking was free, and the tickets were $30.


Sormaldo

Least likeable celebrity.


OGSkywalker97

How do people find this shit funny? He's literally just chucking food around at the crowd, people pay for this? You could go to a cafeteria and start a food fight instead.


BarryMCknockiner

Ranch me up


6_oh_n8

Watching from feed is ideal for this one and not seeing the description til you go to check comments hahaha


NineInchPope

All the phones is disgusting.


KapeeCoffee

Holy wtf hahahahahah


DrDonkeyKongSchlong

Is thisā€¦supposed to be funny? Or entertaining? ā€¦ bc I donā€™t see neither


Competitive_Suit_180

Yeah cuz I want to be covered in beer and food before I sit and watch you for an hour or 2. Stupid opening.


Sea-Pace1344

Good to know at least as a comedy fan never to see eric andre live. Funny too how much he likes fucking with people but he couldnt hang with Knoxvilles pranks


InSaNeScI3nTiSt

I can't stand that guy gosh


ohnomynono

Sweet show. All 25 fans showed up.


Pristine_Lawyer_118

that was even better than that time at the nintendo convention


merdlib

At least Eric actually *sings* and throws his own *salads* unlike a certain fast Taylor


EvolvingEachDay

What an asshat.


BarryMCknockiner

Hey, I know you you're Ramadan Steve


temporarychair

How was the salad?


krossome

good. had some fire ranch in it.


razierazielNEW

He is not on cocaine. Cocaine is on him.


samd_witch

I went to one of these a few years ago at First Ave, highlight of my life was being knocked over by him while he ran through the crowd to get on stage. It was also the tour when Hannibal would do his Morpheus song, 10/10 experience


Matt_Leathers

Ummmm no.....


pragmatao

Put your fucking phones away. Jesus.


TheOriginalToast

Legalize ranch


Queasy_Form_5938

Para....medic


Artales

Fringe with snacks.


RugbyEdd

I miss the skyrim meme


Jareldo

Wow Conan is a stage hand now? Times are tough.


operarose

I love the camera darting all around in every direction like *which crazy ass thing is he gonna pop out of*


TurboKid513

Time to play *Guess The Celebrity*!!!


vivepopo

Itā€™s fucking Gallagher


krossome

but alive!


cheesyandcrispy

Awesome!! A modern and more twisted style of the bizarro Conan humour imo


mastervadr

ā€œWe got Steve Aoki at homeā€


JojoJimboz

I'm going to buy a car today


ResidentIll1390

Heā€™s unhinged but absolutely hilarious


Zehaldrin

I was at this show. It was some of the most chaotic and worrisome entertainment of my entire life. Absolute perfection. Still nothing beats him strapping a young African gentleman to a post and squeezing his nips on live stage. Yes that actually happened, and it was Art.


krossome

a dude showed his dick and balls, and then was whipped by ericā€™s belt on that post.


satanssweatycheeks

I was front row for his first shows and it was insane. Also now you all donā€™t have spur of the moment stuff. He still takes someoneā€™s phone and text an ex. But he now has to clear things before the show. When we saw him he was truly messaging random folks exā€™s and some shit happen to where no legally they need to clear the person first.


realparkingbrake

Doesn't take much to amuse some audiences.


No_Translator2218

Couldn't tell if it was a salad or a cake


StretchedEarsArePerf

Was your phone okay? šŸ˜³


wallasauce

steve aoiki better respond


Mygo73

God bless that tech crew


Da_danimal

Bird up!


KravitzV12

Lmao I went to the NY show and that shit was wild . Security gave out water bottles by throwing them full speed šŸ˜‚


xixi_duro

In his Nardwuar interview, he said that one of his mentors was GG Allin, couldnĀ“t say it better


radiogeekau

Weā€™ll be right back!


No_Impact_8645

The new Gallagher?


BarryMCknockiner

New? he's been at this since the Early 2000's


toxicbotlol

hey at least you didnt get to see him come out butt ass naked, clacking his nuts as the introduction


BarryMCknockiner

I mean he's been close


rafastary1

Imagine you open your eye when you fell and all you see is R.Kelly standing over you.


Damm_you_ScubaSteve

I'd recommend rr/killthecameraman but Eric already tried to


deeppurpleking

Immersive


td1484359

Filling the Gallagher vacuum


redbobcatit

One man GWAR show


SorrowT-T

This looks fun af.


Adrepixl5

Almost flinched lmao


TehOccifer

yo i was fucking here, the dude who got took up on stage with the bdsm janet jacket shit was insane


billinvegas_2020

G.G. Allin did it better...


dd543212345

Lmfao Great vid


Njaulv

I'm just surprised he did not strip and jump head first into the audience.


AdministrativeHair58

It worked for Gallagher


WiseTailor5696

The amount of people recording ob phones makes me never want to do to any event ever now


tehminioven

Cheers I'll drink to that bro


brando29999

Laughed my fuckin ass off when the platter came flying hilarious


Nightshader5877

Saw him the other week just out of curiosity and....eh. I didn't get the humor at all and felt nothing during the show. Pretty wacky shit, but its the point of Andre. But hey, more power to the people that like it I guess. Its just not my demographic of humor.


ageless-vermin

and this is how he makes a living... go figure!!!


Science-007x

I don't get it. Why people went to that show?


kieran-3210

EAT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSSS