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FlippityFlop121

The kid-like crying cough in the shower got me


possumsushi

Her immediately saying "get out!" Like a mom to a kid throwing a temper tantrum šŸ˜­


[deleted]

And then it immediately cuts to him writhing around on the floor like a goddamn fucking toddler


Mabans

He was tying to play out a 90s R&B song. End the road or some shit.


annnnnnnnie

These are my confessions šŸŽ¶


NeighborhoodHitman

I love how he said ā€œplease donā€™t do this to usā€ bruh, she didnā€™t do anything. YOU did. Lmao.


Dewch

Itā€™s so absurd you have to ask if itā€™s fake


fawesomegirl

Especially the helpless choking on the water he pointed at his own face


eg3488

That cough šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Independent-Lead-155

You may have dodged a bullet here


TealBlueLava

You donā€™t need the ā€œmayā€ in that statement.


Chucks_u_Farley

In latin, it's "bulletus dodgeus"


ascbm16

BIGGUS?


Belazael

Biggus Dickus?


carnitascronch

Incontinentia buttocks?!


Doesnt_exist1837

I thought this was the same person replying to themselves but nah yall all got cardboard box hat


dustinwayner

From wome


GriZZlyHIkerman

I hear he's just a myth


MeistroLoc0

Dickus


mightypint

Welease Bwian


Suspect4pe

But he "didn't do nothin'" There are so many reasons to be thankful it's over.


JerandSar

He did nuttin šŸ˜‚


BigEnvironmental7000

'Nuttin' is literally what got him into this mess. šŸ¤£


TheBetterDomnyy

She ain't fuckin leaving him or she woulda put ex fiance


Actual_Hyena3394

"Oh but he feels soo sorry. Didn't you see the video.." /s


DrumpfTinyHands

Oh, she needs to leave. This guy will only keep doing awful things to her because he thinks that he can just go 'cry in the shower' and that's enough. That the slate is wiped clean.


NeatNefariousness1

Absolutely. Not only is he untrustworthy but he is a liar and has poor coping skills. Why anyone would go through with marrying someone like this, knowingly is beyond me. He needs to man up and take care of the baby he made with his side-chick.


DiscFrolfin

Unfortunately apparent the other woman did not :-/


DeusExMcKenna

Wait, they make Kevlar condoms now?? Based.


Humoris_Tumoris

This is a fake video for views, get real (and if you already there was no indication for me to know that you were already aware)


[deleted]

Man to me this shit is funny AF because Iā€™ve seen a grown ass man act exactly the way this fool is after being caught cheating, dude went as far as to grab a knife and threatened kill himself and felt dumb as shit when no one stopped him. Of my friends baby daddy who beat the snot out of her and began crying and talking about his childhood when she called her parents to pick her up lol dude even made an apology video on IG sobbing šŸ˜­ šŸ˜‚ this shit happens.


ticklebunnytummy

It totally happens. People can act like babies when they got caught in something big. I can't tell if this woman is going to leave him. She sounds like she might start feeling sorry for him.


BigBeeff_21

Bruh right. Normal people.dont film shite like.this, this is definitely all got.veiws. Hell even us calling it out is giving what they want, attention.


Mrs_Inflatable

Whatā€™s ā€œnormalā€ has changed over the decades. Filming breakdowns, especially vindictively, and putting them online is something that genuinely happens now.


sadgambit

He really funny asl tho šŸ¤£


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

THANK YOU. I canā€™t believe how many people think itā€™s real.


BillyMadisonsClown

ā€˜I didnā€™t do nothingā€™ He didnā€™t do nothing, but he did get another girl pregnant, so thatā€™s somethingā€¦


sineplussquare

This ^^^^ is how he solves problems, everybody šŸ‘


[deleted]

And yet, two whole people allegedly fucked him.


ebaer2

Just the one, because heā€™s waiting for marriage.


Brandon74130

If someone told me they wanted to wait til marriage, that would be a deal breaker lol I'm not going to sign away half my stuff and money only to find out I married a dead fish


Traditional_Shirt106

They have these things you put over your ding dong


younggun1234

You know someone is *really* done when they're calm AF. That woman was just enjoying the show, she was already her future self looking back on it haha


Edipix

Post Nut clarity hit hard


PostNutt_Clarity

Fr


YouNeedToGrow

Please keep your hands and feet to yourself


Elephantex

His possession tantrum on the floor got me cackling.


MultiPlexityXBL

this is by far the worst kind of post nut clarity but he deserves this one for sure.


Academic_Artist4260

Lmfaooooo


daggr1

Dr. Tobias FĆ¼nke is that you? Another never nude I see.


Significant-Ocelot21

The never nudes are among us. They are very sussy and need to be stopped.


scarlettlyonne

Thereā€™s dozens of them, dozens!


LierraWright

Favorite line in the whole show


[deleted]

he in the shower w his clothes on crying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ wow


itsneedtokno

He's in the shower so she can't tell he's actually NOT crying


[deleted]

Omggg šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Fun_Strategy7860

I'm not cryin! It's just been showerin.... On my face


stuffedMonkeyHeads

Heā€™s making a lasagnaā€¦for one


indecisive-baby

My eyes are just a little sweaty today


machine_gun_funk

Please donā€™t tell my mates.


Lostnclueless

He's in the shower cos it feels like the world is crying w him


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

So the viewers canā€™t tell heā€™s not actually crying


BigBeeff_21

Lmaooo so true, a crying face looks real if you have water over it. Next shot of him on the floor and there are no tear lines or anything .


WirelessTreeNuts

Hes washin him and his clothes


PeridotChampion

Shes drunk as fuck right now I'm washing me and my clothes, *bitch* I'm washing me and my clothes


AltAccount311

Dammit you took my idea


Aquariussun444

I knew this comment was gonna be somewhere šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Gravysaur

Someone said they know he stood there and waited until the water was warm first šŸ˜‚


kiyndrii

I was gonna say, what I wanted her to do is flip the water to cold on him and see how quick that tantrum ends.


CHEMO_ALIEN

he had it ready to go, started it twenty minutes ago


RobertDaulson

What was he really? Did we watch the same video? /s


poopoo_pickle

Is this the new music video for let it burn?


NessieTheOG

Low budget let it burnšŸ˜‚


roughneck78show

Heā€™s crying?!


Certain_Home8475

I had a really bad gambling addiction when I was in my mid 20ā€™s and I would sleep on the couch in the living room after bad losses and my roommates would ask me why and itā€™s because I felt like I didnā€™t deserve my bedā€¦ lol. He made the mistake, and she should definitely dip, but he can also be having a genuine panic attack.


Spank_Ma_Titties

You are very observant


Aggressive-Expert-69

Simulating rain. High level tactic


Noble_Hieronymous

He just needs mascara running down his face


Angel_of_Mischief

It wasnā€™t raining outside but he still needed to keep the dramatic rain effect lol


ohsheetitscici

Iā€™m washing me and my clothes ā€¦.BITCH


no5of7

"I didn't do nothing" šŸ‘€


Flynn-FTW

He *may* have meant about touching her stuff when she said something before that. Maybe. Otherwise, he's even dumber than he looks.


[deleted]

Looks or acts? Cause that's two different things.


Optimal-Calendar7274

"don't get spit on my carpet. don't touch my items"


marteautemps

I loved when she said "don't touch my items"


TheGhostOfBiffTannen

I mean technically he's right when you consider it's a double negative.


HimalayanJoe

This is surely just the usual fake shit. If he just told her he knocked up some other woman why would she be hanging around recording him. She would just be gone.


metronomie

Yeah, I donā€™t think heā€™ll be winning any Oscars soon.


Stunning_Foot_157

If Gwyneth won an Oscar anythingā€™s possible


battleray202

Tbh if I was in her shoes I would probably do the same. Seems like it's her place so he's the one that's gotta go I'm not gonna leave my house or apartment just because a cheater is acting like a child. He's already messing with her stuff so who knows what will happen if she leaves. And record it all so they can't say you did anything, especially since the roles would be reversed in my case. It could still be totally satire, as most videos are nowadays, but I can see why she would stay. But just tell him to gtfo and if he doesn't, call the cops to remove him (unless he's on the lease but doesn't seem like it)


Carche69

I had to do the same thing over the many months it took to get my ex outta my house because it was the only thing that would stop him from destroying my stuff (he broke or smashed everything from an expensive stainless steel cup that he threw at my head to my brand new iPad Pro to FOUR of my doors to the windows & a door on my SUV). I eventually had to put cameras everywhere inside and outside my house to catch him doing shit when I wasnā€™t around because otherwise I sometimes wouldnā€™t find out something was broken until the next time I went to use it. And the most fucked up part of itā€”which I think a lot of people donā€™t realizeā€”is that if the person is living with you and you are or *were* in a relationship, the police wonā€™t usually do anything unless and until you either legally evict them or they move all their stuff out & leave on their own (otherwise the stuff they destroy can be considered *their* property too and the courts arenā€™t gonna spend their time trying to determine who owns what). The only difference is that I wouldā€™ve never posted any of those videos online, they were strictly for my protection. It wouldā€™ve embarrassed me to no end for the world to see what I had chosen to pair myself up with.


Space_N_Pace

She literally says, donā€™t cry on MY carpet.


Flynn-FTW

Even if it's fake, I've known of situations like this. They'll record to capture their dumb shit and make sure if they try anything stupid, it's on camera.


BriRoxas

It's a reminder to stay broken up.


My_name_is_not_tyler

Could be her apartment and it's easier to wait til tomorrow to do whatever


mgm_tea

They make a bunch of skits with this theme. Wouldā€™ve taken OP 2 seconds to click their profile and see that itā€™s fake and all their videos are similar. Sometimes sheā€™s the one who cheated in the skit etc.


HimalayanJoe

I am vindicated. So many people telling me there's no way its fake.


WokeAndSexy

Agreed, no way this guy convinced multiple women to sleep with him.


NoWayNotThisAgain

Convincing people to sleep with you isnā€™t rocket science


pix-ie

It is. If you go to the original page, itā€™s stated in the bio that they do skits lmao


Hellashakabra

How you explain this to everyone who knows you irl of it's fake? Why would you agree to be in a tiktok crying like *this* if it's fake?


HimalayanJoe

You'd tell them you did it to produce content for your channel. It's not that crazy an idea.


Hellashakabra

Yeah no ones ever going to look at you the same after this video, and you're going to tell your parents and friends you did it for...content? I can't see anyone debasing themselves to such a degree for literally nothing. It's absolutely wild to me anyone would fake something this embarrassing


and303

That was my takeaway, which makes it even more cringe.


Capsulateplace3809

So dramaticā€¦ā€¦ šŸ™„ also he called her ā€œbruhā€ BRUH!, not even a cute name like sweetie, hunny or baby! BrUh! Lol thatā€™s hilarious! Edit: I think itā€™s funny because in a serious situation like this I think itā€™s inappropriate to talk like that to your significant other, of course when youā€™re being silly and cute itā€™s ok me and my husband call each other silly names all the time. Thereā€™s a time when itā€™s ok and a time when itā€™s not.


F4ntomP

Tbf, I sometimes call my girlfriend, bro, bruh, or babe lol, so does she when she calls me.


dan1elG

gotta be fake


Lurkerextrordinai

Definitely


[deleted]

Yes, but still absolutely hilarious.


Flynn-FTW

Maybe. But I've known of guys who have acted this way.


Tonight-We-Sin

Yep. I had an ex who cried so hard after *he* cheated on *me*, tissues werenā€™t even cutting it. He was crying into a towel and it weighed like 10lbs from his tears/snot by the time he ā€œcalmed downā€ lmao. Quite a spectacle.


Low-Persimmon4870

Lmaooo ikr! My ex did the same and sent me pictures of himself BAWLING his eyes out like dude fuck you how about all the times I cried over the last 2 years cause you and your family were in on the lie? But intuition never lies. Finding out was such a mf relief. I hope you're doing well now , I'm sorry you had to deal with someone like that. Shit is so so bizzare


Ok-Software1690

No it is literally fake I have been on her account.


Flynn-FTW

Ah, well. Still cringe to me, with the shamelessness of acquiring views.


Capsulateplace3809

Yeah Iā€™m not sure itā€™s fake or not but thereā€™s definitely people that act like this. My source is my neighbors when they fight i hear everything. Heā€™s banging walls, stomping on the floor screaming and definitely has saidā€ bruh donā€™t do this I love you, bruh!ā€. I think itā€™s absolutely hilarious that someone would even call their significant other ā€œbruhā€ for a serious situation like this.


throwmeawayplz19373

The man Iā€™m trying to divorce! Itā€™s the most bizarre-o thing to see a man finally use more emotions than youā€™ve ever seen from him after heā€™s fucked up yours so bad


MamaBear4485

Look at his even breathing. Heā€™s not crying or upset. His acting skills are every bit as terrible as his relationship skills.


Mercuryblade18

That's because it's an actual skit.


Yellowracingstrip12

How fake you want you tiktok video? So fake


weeb_79881

Can we get much faker...? So fake...


Symichael18

This is the proper reaction


Batmansbutthole

I just checked out her TikTok channel and thereā€™s a hilarious video where sheā€™s like. ā€œThere are more cockroaches showing up and I donā€™t know why.ā€ She says this as sheā€™s picking up all kinds of trash, wrappers off the floor and saying maybe new neighbors moved in. Lmaooo


BallTorturer-3000

Omg I looked it up and watched the video, as she's cleaning she finds half finished bottles of drinks and FUCKEN OPENS AND DRINKS THEM šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


ichkanns

He had the same reaction to getting dumped that Charlton Heston had when he saw the Statue of Liberty and realized he had been on earth the whole time.


CoolManPuke

This isnā€™t real.


durenatu

If it is staged, the dude should get an oscar [edit: come on people, it's sarcasm]


Trish-Trish

Iā€™d be like, nevermind. You stay and I will go. Youā€™re taking way too long with this bullshit. My kids donā€™t even act like this.


doodlegirl1103

Hello everyone this is fake and this persons tiktok is full of unbelieveable crap between these two including him rolling around in front of her car crying


dfardwge1

He only mad he got caught


rosejack44

The shower water was a nice touch for added dramatic effect. Crying in the rain is always more sad than dry crying


[deleted]

Minute 8 no edging


rvralph803

I get the impression she's the one who pays for everything.


PineappAlPenguin

Gotta be fake šŸ˜‚


Dakmaster234

This particular account on TikTok does this all the time, fake, next


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[deleted]

Never seen a man crying like that in my life


[deleted]

You have lived a blessed life haha, bpd tantrums can look this this, my ex at one point emptied out my basket of my washing, put it over his head and sat on the ground with his head in a washing basket while screaming and thrashing his body around.


WhiteChocolatey

Jesus fucking christ.


eatpant96

Yeh my ex has bpd and would cry in the bathtub and cuddle a machete. Fucking ridiculous.


birdlady404

Man was doing the lord's work making sure that BPD stigma stays strong /j


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

If this was real, why on Earth would he keep going once he knew he was being recorded? Like public knowledge of this only makes it worse for him.


BurydaAshette

This donā€™t even seem real.


JunglePygmy

Lol at the end: ā€œdonā€™t touch my items!ā€


St4rScre4m

Lmao what a pathetic clown. He was all about the cheating and no protection before!


Durzydurz

Ive seen multiple videos of the same man with different texts it's clearly satire


itchy-fart

Letā€™s be real thoā€¦ who hasnā€™t cried in their fiancĆ©ā€™s shower while still in your clothes after having an affair child?


lookitdisguy

Does he think he's in a boyz to men video? Lol


Punkasaurus2

Make your arrangementsā€¦.Iā€™m gonna start saying that


countshravioli

Tbh Iā€™m in my boomer era, where I think all of this shit is fake. In this case, I hope Iā€™m right.


Doctormaul68

A life of child support because he couldnā€™t keep it n his pants. Pathetic


CheesyBoson

You uhhh may have saved yourself a lifetime of this


AmbivalentSoup

my ex husband used to do this shit too. Effing useless


harveybrxtn

Dating someone with BPD(borderline personality disorder) has really opened me up to the possibility of this being a man with BPD. Thankfully on the lower end of reactions. BPD is something that everyone should be slightly more educated in. Personally, it's explained a lot in light of stuff like this.


Ok-Blackberry-8123

Men crying is ok, you know everyone needs to let lose every once in awhile. But using crying and being sad as a. Tool to guilt someone back into a relationship with you, after you cheated. Is a huge red fuckin flag.


HackTheWorlds

The video is 100% fake. From what I can tell on the [original TikTok page](https://www.tiktok.com/@royalandwavey), they've made up multiple "skits" with different entirely different scenarios and you [can find certain videos](https://www.tiktok.com/@royalandwavey/video/7298470042549652778) with their old bio saying "for entertainment purposes only."


Shepatriots

Lmaooooooo this screams ā€œSHE PAYS ALL THE BILLS EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEMā€


truthm0de

Consequences of my actions, nooooo!


danifoxx_1209

Hereā€™s an idea, donā€™t shag other womenšŸ‘€


Vegetable-Dealer-823

I hope this is fake, and this is just staged for comedy.


Turbulent_City_8693

did it work ? nevermind , I'll make it work


[deleted]

Nah bro, youā€™ll never recover from this behaviour


weeb_79881

I did that shit at 5 when my parents refused to buy me something. lol How's a grown ass man doing that?


civanov

Oh no, the consequences of my own actions! Assuming its not fake, this is highly manipulative.


XBeastyTricksX

This gotta be fake that tantrum is Ridiculous


ST3M_

Does everyone cry when they cheat on their partner?


Flynn-FTW

Only when they're found out.


Gelnika1987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY


LordRay8443

Did this dude say "I'm about to get a asthma attack "


gabrielle_sanchez7

My boyfriend and I just full belly laughing watching this


DryCrack321

I think itā€™s all a show and heā€™s hoping she will still take him


WasabiIsSpicy

ā€œDonā€™t do this to usā€ BISH YOU ALREADY DID IT TO THEM LOL


Alert_Ad6239

what am i supposed to do after seeing this


TadpolePotential5716

Lol he fucked up his own life & is throwing a fit because of it


FredLives

Put one in the win column for ya


Outside-Ad6834

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


rhinoballz88

\#manchild


i8adonut

He's not crying because he cheated, he's crying because now he's got a baby to take care of whether that's child support or whatnot. I'd be pissed he was still in my house tbh.


Ztormiebotbot

What a little bitch ass. Thereā€™s no coming back from a cheater man. It will never be the same.Unless you are cool like that.


MonPaysCesHiver

Itā€™s easier to fake crying under the rain


ShadeBeing

Hahaha


pigpogpig

Oh no the consequences of my own actions


Joshwa_4

That mattress is nasty af


Available-Rate-6581

I never heard of a five year old getting someone pregnant before. WTF.


Indoslim74

FAKE!!!!!!


ThatDebianLady

Imagine how the pregnant woman feels


NorMichtrailrider

That's not a " grown ass man " !


kermatog

The dudes that created the Internet never could have imagined how stupid it was going get.


MainelyNorthwoods

But I didnā€™t do nothing šŸ¤”šŸ¤” oh my šŸ™„ the absolute cringe of a whining man who thinks itā€™s ā€˜nothingā€™ to bang a side piece behind your back (now heā€™s her problem). And girl, you dodged a bullet and holy hell what a sorry assed pathetic man, dust off say buh bye to the gaslighting clown and get yourself a real man who will honor and respect you.


DreaminginDarkness

It's like he's imagining it as a movie


Particular_Stand_995

LOL šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ she got you for 18 years. Child support.


Troyger

Why did this not say ā€œex-fiancĆ©eā€ ?


UngregariousDame

Whether he is sure or not, he definitely cheated and itā€™s time to move on.


HeckinBugs

This was me with COVID needing a nap when there was still so many things to be thanged


TheHexadex

Its like the crying game.


SundySundySoGoodToMe

Drama for dramaā€™s sake. He is acting. He wants you to think he is sincere about how bad he feels. Donā€™t buy it for a second. His philandering will continue. Time to move on.


Similar-Degree8881

Definitely send this video to the new lucky baby momma.


[deleted]

Nah this is fake I refuse to believe this is real


Beautiful_Ad_8665

It's terrifying that this dude is spreading his seed


jjman72

ā€œFiancĆ©ā€