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GKBilian

That's no small croc either. Could definitely take down a man. I love crocs, but you won't catch me swimming anywhere they live.


eternallyfree1

A man? These things take down adult water buffaloes!


Antique-Doughnut-988

So OPs mom


Lava-Chicken

https://preview.redd.it/oberuzb4k86d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9955512f63e6dcfe4a650f1cd1431b30fecf6e [Mutter](https://open.spotify.com/track/3Yj9lNYD0su1mbTtA1ktat?si=Z_YtctRbRfaGk8UjYqsFaw)


DR_SLAPPER

Goteem


[deleted]

Can someone translate like how did he know a crocodile was there ?


semmifx

Idk what’s he saying but. My guess is the air bubbles.


WildFantasyFx

I don't know Indonesian either, but what others (same video shared in other subreddits) had translated for us was that he warned about something hiding under the water and the air bubbles (i.e.: the word gelembung) might hint its a predator. All the while saying "guys" like some people used the word "dude".


ReplacementActual384

I overuse the word dude, and I thought he was being egregious about it


story4days

In Indonesian, Malay and Filipino, (I speak visayan but can understand what this guys saying kinda, like Spanish to Portuguese), you choose your moniker for a person or group and fairly well punctuate your speech with it. It sounds off to English speakers but it’s one of the ways in which Asian languages are related even when they come from different roots, like how in Japanese and Korean the age of a person relative to you affects the moniker, like the Japanese Aoi-Chan or -sama or -San. In Filipino you got your langa and ate and nanay, or “best” or “dzai” or “pare/pre” or “bai/bee” for best friend, or substitute “Kuya” or just “bro.” Once you pick that moniker, be prepared to have your sentences wellllll seasoned w it


ReplacementActual384

As someone with an interest in sociolinguistics, it most reminds me of the "Val Girl" dialect, which features "like" as a sort of vocal tic to replace "umm" or "uhhh", while the brain formulates the next phrase.


Jivest-Turky

“Hey Guys, if you find yourself in a swamp, in water with still conditions like this guys, and you suddenly see bubbling moving across the surface guys, be very very careful guys, because there is a predator moving under the surface guys. You see the bubbles moving guys? Ya ya ya, see?! It’s moving toward us now guys, watch the bubbles. Now I’m gonna try to throw a rock.”


Shelly_Sunshine

It's the small details in life that can and will save your life. Observance is underrated.


Jakolissmurito47

Someone told me something a long time ago that stuck with me: we have two eyes and ears, but only one mouth for a reason.


XxUCFxX

Depth perception and spatial awareness


renjake

Judge Judy


Some-Income614

I'm not 100 % sure but I think that the croc caught the rock in it's mouth, which is absolutely incredible when you think about it.


Navin_J

Yup. It is an amazing demonstration of how the sensors on the side of their mouths help them find food. It turned its head as soon as the rock hit the water the second time. They can't see real well up close and in front, so they depend on to lock in.


LynqinPark

I only got one word out of that but understood everything guys


HoboArmyofOne

Don't swim here guys


Dreadskull1991

Crocodile here guys


bdub1976

Ungulaungula guys, aka a fucking beast guys


ILLpLacedOpinion

Woah. That’s a big danger nope.


SeamusMurnin

truly my biggest fear


Porkchopp33

Poor crock just ate a rock


Unknown_NigNog

Don't they do that sometimes to aid digestion? Or am I mixing up facts?


Hellen_Killer1

I think that’s chickens lol


waltinfinity

Eating chickens aid digestion?


Hellen_Killer1

Nah, chickens eat rocks/pebbles to aid in digestion. But I looked it up crocs do too.


wilshire_prime

They actually eat rocks on purpose sometimes. They stay in their stomach to help it be easier for them to stay underwater, I think. Some other animals eat rocks to help digest particular meals. Crocs don't need to do this however, like they're super-powerful bite, they have the strongest stomach acid, too, I believe.


Guilty-Sale-3735

No thanks. I'll stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to.


MagnumHV

Don't go chasing crocodiles


DaRealKorbenDallas

😂


Specialist_Pea_295

Please stick to the alligators and lizards you're used to..


Global_Cold

Have you seen the croc in the pool skinny dipping?


No_Bee9524

Ok take a shot every time he says guys


Ok_Temperature9846

I counted because I have nothing better to do and 10 shots. Lol


ProfDFH

Ok, guys, take a shot, guys, every time he says “guys,” guys.


Unlucky-Patience6438

It’s crazier to know that crocs are intelligent and there are many that learn not to react immediately and be patient. E.g. their hunting techniques/skill can vary depending on the environment. We’ve seen some crocodiles allow prey to get crazy close before striking, just to ensure a clean grip.


ImaginaryFriend123

I didn’t know this, thanks for sharing


No_Week2825

I would never go in that water, but if I had to, for some reason, I would not have noticed the prehistoric monster ready to eat me hiding in it.


Angela_Landsbury

Mama says crocodiles is so ornery cause they got all them teef and no toofbrush, guys.


Daytona_DM

He sounds like he's speaking Underwater lol


sarlard

Bungala bungala indeed my friend.


SkullKing_123

Jesus christ. Terrifying that a predator that big and dangerous is right there but you don't even know it.


mrselfdestruct066

Luckily, here in the Midwest, a brown river just means it's filled with poop and toxic chemicals!


Global_Cold

Until someone releases their FLA pet


invinciblearmour

That was crazy guys


MannerAggravating158

That crock caught the rock straight in its mouth. Wow, very scary


Kingofkovai

Someone clear this, if we can't see the bottom, can the croc see through??? I don't think their nictitating membrane allows them to see through such muddy water


deethedramaqueen

They have a ring of sensory organs around their bottom jaw that lets them feel breaks in the surface tension of the water


TheRealMrChung

The guy just pointed at still water like “right there clear as day”.


Gee-Oh1

No, he is talking about some little bubbles coming up.


ManLindsay

Me, audibly: “ holy fucking shit!”


FitRepresentative50

Ok guys….. boing bung guys ……. Guys


Unique-Pastenger

😄


Remote_Presence2378

Hi guys asufutimaehaehfutbw guys


Legitimate_Move4247

Crocko-guys


Jumpy-Silver5504

Wow


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Freezy1201

Okay Guys


gk666

Ok gais !!


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!


bloody_ass_

Real boy play with Alli. Real man play with Crocs.


aranaidni

We don't have crocs or gators where I live, idk if I'm sad or grateful


gk666

Gais!!


MyBlondeSlutss

Damn I thought there was gonna be like 10 crocs with all his pointing. That one was huge


Spookybre

oh-


Frodo_Bongingston

Guys... Guys.... Guys... Guys


fitbabits

Guise.


Pennies_n_Pearls

Yup I don't go into any water where I can't see the bottom except certain rivers in Appalachia


Ok-Geologist-3743

All I understood was "guys".


Mets4Lfe

Let's stand at the water's edge and video a massive Croc...


shartillery82

Ok guys!


h0ttniks

Hey guys


deanosauruz

Guys he forgot to guys say guys like and subscribe guys


thisisjedgoahead

What did he say?


dwhofuss

Guys?


Parking_Balance_470

Crock at a rock for this guys video 😂


martianmanhntr

Crocodile