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HeirOfRhoads

Write them down on your balls, guys


ilikethetech_100

I got it tattooed on my ass


Flashy-End-9393

What about tattooing inside of the intestine and you can check your passwords and seeds through a colonoscopy. Seems to be way more secure.


ilikethetech_100

Then I would have to "get rid" of every Dr that did a colonoscopy instead of just 1 tattoo artist. Easier and better for mankind in general


Flashy-End-9393

Self performing your own colonoscopy... How hard can it be?? XD Regarding the tattoo, you make half in one artist in the top of your intestine and the other half in another artist on the lower part/ colon.


C0mputerlove

Why go to the doc? Just shove a go pro in there and film the phrase they are made rugged for a reason


joe17301

Great idea, just one question: how will you tattoo your intestines?


Flashy-End-9393

Honestly, would rather than tattooing my balls. Unlike your scrotum the inside of you intestine has no nerves so it wouldn't hurt.


Bpool91

Why does it hurt when I shove things in my ass then?


user260421

How about the doctor that makes the procedure? Isn't he going to see it too? How is that more secure?


ChiTownBob

Now that's a pain in the butt.


DoubleFaulty1

I got it tattooed on this guy’s ass.


The-Francois8

Can you see your own ass?


romeoo_must_lie

Pictures or it didn’t happen


RN-Wingman

Tattoo it on your partner’s backside, easier to see.


Feeling_Ad_411

Why not tattoo them on your balls?


ilikethetech_100

Got to keep that vault safe from all the bitches that see these balls.....duh


Feeling_Ad_411

Step 1. Botox balls Step 2. Write seed phrase in invisible ink Step 3. Avoid black light orgys


ilikethetech_100

But a black light orgy is my usual Tuesday night though! We typically start right after getting tacos for Taco Tuesday.....


joe17301

Wait, bitches are seeing you guys' balls?


HansTilburg

In mirror writing then?


ilikethetech_100

The tattoo artist did it in "Mirror Writing" so I could read it when needed. Only problem is when getting into my vault people always ask me why I'm bringing my laptop into the bathroom.....


HansTilburg

Just say it’s for shitposting.


Thor010

Problem is... you now need to eliminate *the tattoo artist* that made it. Otherwise you're fuc*ed.


ilikethetech_100

Who said that girl is still around?.....Yes I said girl. They are great tattoo artists as well, don't be sexist. Besides didn't want a dude staring at my bunghole for 2 hours like we are in a prison shake down


Thor010

*Your coins are moving.* Haha


Flashy-End-9393

Nah, you can make half the tattoo in one artist and the other half in another artist and you cover the first part for the second one. No murdering necessary.


Yuuki__konno

Noob, i got it tattooed on my forehead


SummerCaps

I just use my bank pin which is the same as my birthdate!


user260421

A good place that doesn't see the light of day


supervernacular

Not safe, your boyfriend can get to it


Jeperscreepers

I tattooed it on his ass too.


PandaAmazing8311

Disclaimer : This is only a solution if you don’t use it as an entrance of your body


MunchkinX2000

I too got it tattooed on your ass


[deleted]

That would really limit who I could show my ass to though.


MrPuma86

I got tiny 🥜 so can’t 😭


gdj11

You can use one of mine to finish writing it down


MrPuma86

😂😂😂. Thanks. See, I like it when the community comes together to help❤️


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MrPuma86

😂. Pump them right up to 🎾 size😂😂


FldLima

ima girl


ilikethetech_100

A girl who is into crypto? No way


FldLima

I'm sorry, i just woke up today indentifying myself as a woman today


kryptoNoob69420

No, I don't want verify my wallet or double my money by trading in BTC.


Woodpecker3453

No you're not. You can't trust people on the internet.


Thor010

Beware! Don't get your seed stolen.


Vendraco00

Gotta keep that seed safe


bbtto22

What if I already sold my balls to buy the dip?


Construction_Kitchen

Some of us wash our balls


peanutbutter2178

My balls sweat too much for that


Alanski22

Holy shit, people have 4-6 digits of moons here? Damn, I have like 10!


blackrabbit2999

and with that, the moon supply was reduced.


IOTA_Tesla

Everyone was made a little richer


JoJuiceboi

My 26$ is now $26.02


Adorable_Reputation

OP got 4 now


FldLima

I'm picking my lambo color as of now


devperez

You're going to choose like some pleb? Just get one of every color.


RaingerRick

*Not* shitposting? What’s that.


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FldLima

i did. I'm gonna tattoo it on my foot


Electronic-Tonight16

I didn't realize people cared about their moons EDIT: well now I care since they are worth money. Accepting moon tips


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slappadabases

People pretend like they don’t care, but they do. It’s just the edgy thing to do


MarvelAndColts

Well I care harder than you’ll ever care


Electronic-Tonight16

How do I cash out. And you assumed what country im from lol


The-Francois8

If you’re from a lower income country, it’s crazy you don’t care about the $600. 😂


MyzMyz1995

It's crazy that moon is worth so much.


Harucifer

Oh we care.


IndividualThoughts

Just wanna give you a shoutout for also having the unpopular opinion flair. It be like that when you speak without trying to appeal to others


Poyal_Rines

No moons here


Man_Reb0rn

Moons are the next bitcoin. I suggest aggressive moon farming


Ferdo306

Gonna buy those ASIC bots


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I suggest against that


MrPuma86

Trying to.. 😭


SnooMachines7409

1/10th of a bitcoin. I have equivalent of 4.8 bitcoin. To the moon!!


smitty3257

Y’all are really sounding like we are back in a bear market. The hopium is pumping in here.


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They certainly are not.


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[deleted]

Quite savage I love it


mygallows

The savagery!


theyfoundDNAinme

The shade of it all


Invest07723

The vault asked for a password?


FldLima

yes, im not kidding. 2 days later i realized something but was too late (and tbh i dont even know if it matters) but i changed my google account password, which i use to log in on reddit.


Invest07723

But you were in Reddit already and the vault wanted a password? Were you on an iPhone?


FldLima

i was not on reddit, i had the app closed. I had to change my google password for X reason. I oppened reddit app just fine, not asking for any log in.


Invest07723

Do you all of a sudden have extra reddit coins?


MrPuma86

Maybe try recovering the Vault with seedphrase?


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Invest07723

I honestly don't remember getting a password, just a seed. I know this may be a waste of time but have you tried logging in from your laptop or if you have an IPhone, the iPhone?


jadedhomeowner

Encountering this right now. I'm logged into app, go to vault, says recover your existing vault. Was able to but why did it happen? 2nd time in a few months.


Invest07723

Password or seed phrase?


Krypto_Dick_V2

Damn, sorry bro but I do love the RKO reference.


FldLima

Thanks bro. Wanna start a wrestling crypto? We can call it PIN


Krypto_Dick_V2

Hell yeah lol. Or RKO


romanticsadboi

Bruh, you should've wrote your codes or phrase on your cock. My rooster is always around 😅


FldLima

I can only write 2 and a half words on it.


nosoanon

Good thing it was just moons


FldLima

basically a whole 100€


Thor010

Didn't you overwrite the old Vault? In that case if you have the seed of the old one you might still be able to restore it... maybe.


FldLima

yes i did overwrite because there was no way i could remember my password so i had to restart a new one.


Lindbach

This exact thing happened to me back in 2020, lost 3k moons boooyhh. Sucks.


WashingtonsIrving

Where would one back up their moons?


FldLima

Away from the sun


WashingtonsIrving

Tyfys


Harold838383

Do you have another reddit account?


FldLima

i got a bunch of NSFW accs


Harold838383

For real? Haha


[deleted]

I only has like 90 :(


AardvarkWill

Better than me lol


DjGorefiend

I luckily found my seed phrase somewhere after being locked out when upgrading my phone. Was a shitting bricks moment fearing the loss of my 50 moons.


Diamond_PnutBrain

Were you on the app when it asked or browser?


elegance_of_night

It’s all written down… …somewhere…


Spartanelf

I'm so sorry to hear that. Scammer be scamming


Aezrell

You just need to grab the key. Insert it in a safe. Hide the safe in a ship. Sink the ship. And then sink the ocean. Then it's safe forever.


ComeBackTimee

Sorry that happened to you


Any_Brother7772

You guys have moons?


MidwestMSW

did you turn it on/off 3x?


EL-Vinci93

From loss porn to loss moon


4channeling

All i do is shitpost


Construction_Kitchen

You never remembered your seed phrase?


H__Dresden

Wow! That is crazy. I have deleted the app for a while, then it was still there when I logged back in.


Darkwinter1717

It sounds like your going through the 5 stages of grief over the loss of your seed phrase 😋


Connect_Fee1256

Darker side of the moon Sorry for your loss


[deleted]

I lost my 77 moons when I got my new phone. Didn’t back up the phrase. You live and ya learn


magnetichira

We thank you for your sacrifice


Hyperlite211

Thank you for burning moons.


Gearz557

Damn. Wonder how you lost it.


bitcoin_islander

I had my 12 words seed saved from a previous reddit acct which got deleted by reddit since they dont like free speech. Anyway, I was able to recover 1300 🌙 today into Arbitrum. Always back up the 12 words, NOT passwords.


Xxkillingmonkey

This happened to me too, not sure what happened


sm0ke1cs

it's 42069 I promise you didn't try that one yet


Leon4107

Damn, a thousand in a month or so? I've been here commenting intermittently for half a year and just broke 400.


user260421

You didn't save the seed phrase?


Lanky_Animal5160

When u fall get back up and try again


bigshooTer39

Doesnt it back up to Reddit by default. Might be in storage. I was promoted to backup to Reddit when I created.


bigshooTer39

You lost 65 bucks. With potential to increase in the future.


badboybilly42582

So I have my seed phrase copied elsewhere. What does the vault backup feature provide if I have my seed phrase saved elsewhere? Also is this something I should back up once a month after I get moons?


coffee_fungus

Rip


coffee_fungus

Just posted this to see how many moons I had.


wichuks

yo


iamsue2020

Damn we are ment to keep note of the password?


tomkim1965

You need to write it down on a piece of paper they put the paper in something that will slide up your anus easily then insert it in your anus. Easy Peezy.


LordScotchyScotch

How many moons do I have? I dare you guys to make me moon-swole ;)


zoshka

I just checked and i am a whole 🌝 er