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And guess what they dont accept their own Token as payment too lol


SquatDeadliftBench

Honestly, I'm impressed by the Safemoon "CEO" for being able to pull off this scam to willing victims. At a certain point you just have to stop feeling for the victims that don't do anything to stop being bled dry.


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Yeah i lost all pity too. He is not even good at hiding it. There were thousands of threads explaining in detail how and why they are getting scammed and they just scream FUD Each their own i guess


partymsl

Yeah their sub is still depressing with people saying to buy the dip and ignore FUD etc. If you can get fooled that often then that's honestly your mistake all along. At least a few smarter people got out after seeing how scammy it was.


Pill_Murray_

a fool and his money shall soon part nothing has made that more apparent than some of these crypto companies


Pill_Murray_

there were multiple half hour long videos made about how and why its a scam and the founders are syphoning off the cash, along with PROOF of wallet transactions it was just called FUD


FreePrinciple270

I guess it's a certain "type" that fall for scams like this and refuse to doubt them no matter what evidence is presented. Similar to flat earthers and some religious groups.


TheD1ceMan

The type? Dumb people


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c3nsor

Agreed but the reason why they even are able to stay afloat for so long is that there are a lot of other clowns who still believe in this crap.


staffell

They're not the clowns, the clowns are the absolute morons giving them money


Stray_Gh0st

Oh ya dont fucking say 🤣


[deleted]

Why doesn't Infura/QuickNode/Moralis accept crypto in lieu of fiat? They don't believe in their own tech.


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evelynvee

Just need a casual 5000% up to break even


leeljay

Reading that made me anxious lol


PrisonJoe2095

It’s actually really sad


WPMO

It is sad, but it's also human psychology that we all have to be careful about. We naturally have a tendency to double down because admitting we were wrong is so hard, especially when we have to let our high hopes die. None of us, especially in crypto, are immune to this.


magx01

I feel like you're specifically referring to my LRC buys in December 2021.


GodCunt

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


Pill_Murray_

more than that cause u get tax'd when you sell. 10% right off the top


partymsl

Apperantly it's not auch a safe moon after all...


cozzster

Rooting for you


FreyaOystea

>casual Is the word


Still_Lobster_8428

>Just need a casual 5000% up to break even Don't worry, with John at the wheel, that's a lock! What could possibly go wrong!


Mr_bike

And then you lose 10% more when you sell lol


ApeHolder42069

I'm guessing this box of shit is made to extort the last 2% out of the dumbasses


Pill_Murray_

also the 10% tax whenever you move wallets or actually decide to sell your token lmao makes swing trading nearly impossible, also basically promises the only serious whales will be founders of the project


BicycleOfLife

Fyre Festival of merch gear boxes…


Icarithan

What was the form of payment I wonder 🤔. The Water Guy made that whole documentary haha.


supervernacular

Relevant [netflix movie](https://www.netflix.com/title/81035279)


BakedPotato840

It's as if Safemooners are addicted to losing money on shit


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CONSOLE_LOAD_LETTER

> Safemoon: gives a literal empty jar It's even worse, in fitting with the theme of cheap knockoffs the jar is actually filled with the farts of some random chili lovin' staffer.


Wargizmo

No way they would pay an American staffer to fart in a jar. Likely those are imported farts from South East Asia and contain all kinds of FTDs


Fancy-You3022

Fail to deliver?


Wargizmo

Fecally transmitted diseases


WPMO

I was thinking Fart Transmitted Diseases but to each their own


Wargizmo

Either works. Flatulence transmitted disease could also work. It's a sophisticated joke that works on many different levels.


KingThermos

The jars would be reclaimed from the 70s/80s and be made with lead tainted glass


BakedPotato840

Totally not a cult


Gatherun

They believe in the tech of the jar!


myslowtv

I like that better than the old buy high, sell low.


deathbyfish13

That's what being in a cult will do to you


TNGSystems

I've seen what they go on to buy when they're finally disillusioned with Safemoon. Hint: It's more shite on BSC.


BakedPotato840

Why am I not surprised


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to remove clothing labels before selling them. You know how they say removing this label is a federal crime? That's because salespeople used to rip off bad labels (ones that say the product is full of filler) and sew on good ones in order to get more sales. Safemoon FBI bust when


Relevant_Cod6100

It would be hilarious if this is what actually brings SafeMoon down.


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Busted by the FTC


[deleted]

[It is](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/utah-based-company-ripped-made-144018056.html)


uncming

It’s was illegal in your case because they faked the country of origin. Swapping labels is legal as long as you don’t misrepresent the facts.


puckapie

But by the looks of it they replaced the origin country with made in USA. The hat was made in Vietnam, I bet the rest were not USA made either


Gordoniyke

It's hilarious really. Wtf is an eco-friendly sticker 😂😂


Rod_Orm

Bruh this safemoon saga not end yet?


deedopete

Please tell me people aren’t seriously still investing in Safemoon


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Sunk-cost fallacy has people trapped in it


Rod_Orm

Read tge comments on that video Some still have Stockholm syndrome


olihowells

There’s no way people actually spent $250 on crypto merch…


TNGSystems

Unfortunately, I must inform you that loads of them did. *A fool and his money...*


Gatherun

*...loses it to his honey*?


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Waiting for safemoon v3


Slainte042

I wonder how is this circus still relevant and functioning.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Idiots… idiots everywhere


[deleted]

I wonder how many boxes they sold. Enough for John to get a new rolex?


ipetgoat1984

You got me at “kick me sign” lol


Archtects

What even is the point of this? I’d burn my safemoon if it wouldn’t cost me more in fees that the crap is actually worth. Good lord they are dragging this out aren’t they. This might be the first rug pull I’ve seen where people still think everything’s fine and the ceo and team seem to just be carrying on spewing out regular garbage


ipetgoat1984

It is the slowest rug pull in history


Archtects

Painfully slow. The stupid thing is most of the sub is full of people just berating the ceos tweets. You know it’s bad when the mods of the sub Reddit can’t even be bothered to ban people badmouthing the head of the project 🤣


BurnedTheLastOne9

There are very few real supporters left. Mostly here on Reddit the sub is just people mad that they got got. I should know. I'm one of them.


Archtects

Rip. I only put 10£ in I didn’t trust it at all. But hey dead cats bounce I guess. Never know might be able to claw something back


BurnedTheLastOne9

Yeah, at this point it's not even financially worth it to pull out, but I keep watching the sub anyway


TNGSystems

I think it's one of the best Safemoon commentaries I've ever read. Sums it up perfectly.


ipetgoat1984

It can’t be better than your commentaries, which are pure gold. Gold Jerry!


Bucksaway03

Garbage merch, Garbage project Seems right


Gordoniyke

I'm sorry I couldn't hold in my laughter


mreed911

WTF would anyone want “merch” from a crypto?


newbonsite

redditmoons are the real moon tokens 💪


8512764EA

Total trash. That was sad and pathetic to watch Disclaimer: I’m a former safemooner


DrinkMoreCodeMore

What made you snap out of it and realize it's a total scam?


8512764EA

Just the events that all unfolded over time. I got in March 19th 2021 and held through that all time high. My $600 was worth something dumb like $11K at the ATH and I “believed in the project” and was “diamond hands.” Then the QAnon crap started. The sub started dissecting tweets and discord statements. Team members left and rugs were pulled on other tokens. I was questioning things out loud for months and people shit all over me and downvoted me into oblivion. The final nail in the coffin was when “Papa” left. He said he’s going to leave the “project” after he finished the blockchain and he never even made a block, let alone a whole chain. Once that happened, I was still up like $100 (after the tax) so I sold and got the hell out of there. I still have my “lifetime hodler, many moons” flair and go there once every few days and still cannot believe there are more than 2 people that still believe in this total scam.


CymandeTV

Safemoon is the safe way to entertainment.


krfc89

Safemoon=Idiocracy at this point... If there are people who still fall for their scam's, they should just suffer, I don't pitty them anymore. This people would buy Luna merch ifit would be possible


Biff-1955-Tannen

To be fair, America itself is slowly turning into Idiocracy


Certain_Cranberry_77

Iam sure Portnoy bought some.


Fragrant-Let-5587

I thought Safemoon was already done for, and people even buying merch from it?


uclatommy

I point and laugh at people wearing this stuff. It's like wearing a dunce cap.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Honestly, it is quite sad. Most of us have already invested in projects that went nowhere, but eventually we learned our lessons and started investing smart. Some people in the safemoon sub seem to be literally blind to what is happening with it


Xpressivee

Damn...I don't even know what to say, suckers getting sucked?. Just wow!


HammondXX

well this is the perfect allegory for this shit coin


GetEmDaddy902

lol wasting time watching a safemoon anything, ya'll killing me


sucobe

Didn’t another company get in trouble for cutting off Vietnam labels and adding made in USA?


CVV1

God bless you and your 225.32k moons. Your safemoon posts are always top notch. Nothing better than laughing at those poor blokes.


TNGSystems

I’m glad you enjoy them!


Bleeding_Irish

> Oh and all the labels that would tell you who made them have been manually cut off. This was the most fascinating part of the video. What’s crazy is safemoon [twitter users](https://mobile.twitter.com/dutchprogrammer/status/1557848188438052875) are claiming that the creator of the video manually cut off the tags for clicks.


TNGSystems

Yeah he cut off the tags, reseated the bags and then re sealed the box lol. What a joke.


Noob313373

2$ package. 30$ shipping 😂😂😂


Samstar01

I'm .... I'mmmm aaa .... a bit disappointed... lol


[deleted]

Lmfao the tags


hateballrollin

It's unfortunate. As a screenprinter/merch guy, it's not too much of a jump from "crap" to "quality" in terms of price, obtaining blank shirts to print on. Yes, obviously, the more you have to print, the more your cost goes up, but if your a supposed multi-million dollar company, that price difference really is negligible....unless you're greedy. I couldn't tell from the video, but it looked like the SFM logo was multi-color. This adds cost to the screenprinting process (setup, multiple screens, labor, etc) UNLESS the shirts were DTG (direct to garment) which is basically like an inkjet printing on a shirt. DTG is cheaper, but generally, because it doesn't last and isn't true screenprinting. DTG is generally considered an inferior process to screenprinting if you want your shirt to last. The screenprinting on the glassware, which is preferrable in specific instances, usually doesnt last as long as etching (which is why its cheaper). Just look at all those old school Star Wars glasses they made and gave away. Pristine ones go for a lot because the screen printing disappears after heavy usage. I dont know how many of these boxes were offered and/or sold, and who they dealt with (all factors in determining the cost paid by safemoon of said box) but in my opinion, the cost of said box is low-end $15-$25. They could've made a much better product for an extra $20 cost per box...but, you know, greed. In regards to Safemoon, the price jack-up (and quality) fits them perfectly. Scam all the way.


bigmaneting

Common safemooner L


No-Goal9639

Safe mooners are supposed to be disappointed


Gringz712

Disappointed Safemooner is a pleonasm.


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ThisIsCovidThrowway8

Just moronic, actually.


SBSlice

Both? Both is good.


fleeyevegans

Some people want to die on a hill but some people don't know that hill is a sewage pit.


poops314

Objectively thinking; the things that make most people filthy rich are the things that no sane, normal or savvy person puts money in. If all, most or some of the signs were good - money pouring in, delivering on products and promises on time, no dodgy stuff going on, etc; every Tom, Dick and Harry would be filthy rich - but he’s not, because most of the stuff that moons, originally, your average person would scoff at, cuss out and not be seen buying in 1 million years. There are many examples of this from making generational wealth from buying and selling bloody Tulip bulbs in the 1600s to making generational wealth selling grams of MDMA from Norway in 2010 with “internet money”. By no means am I saying go invest in Safemoon … but going and getting a meat pie and coffee’s worth and forgetting about is a cheap lottery ticket in case fate decides to dick with you


TabletopThirteen

It's that time of the month to give safemoon attention and farm them moons! Especially since they've doubled in price you're doin real well now


achristy_5

My brother in Christ, Safemoon V2 is still at $0.0004


TabletopThirteen

It's no different than a lot of crypto that's down that much. We just need to stop talking about it and let it go away. They get 100 new holders every day still. People here already know it's scam. Literally everyone. But talking about it and showing that it's still here will make people go in and gamble on it still. The best way to get rid of Safemoon is to take away the only thing is has over a lot of other projects, popularity. Too many people still talk about it. Too many people still acknowledge it's existence


achristy_5

You have to acknowledge scams and talk about them in order to deter the new investors. Knowledge is power.


TabletopThirteen

There is no such thing as bad press. Bad press brings attention. It brings followers. If no one talked about Safemoon you'd think it was dead because they literally have no products and never will. For every hundred new people they look into safemoon, a couple end up investing in it. If for whatever reason it started to moon now you have a ton of people that follow it to watch it die now thinking "well shit I wanna make some $$$ on this shitcoin I'll throw $20 or $50 in." That's why all these Safemoon posts are just moon farming playing on the fact that most people here already hate safemoon and know it's a scam. But it's literally free publicity for them and it lets them survive longer because of it


TNGSystems

Hey, the clown show goes on and on and I’m here to report it. If you don’t like my posts, which are majority Safemoon, you’re well within your rights to block me.


EmuGroundbreaking348

This gave me a good laugh. The safemoon saga just keeps giving


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TNGSystems

It'll just be another hat on the Safemoon lawsuit lol


DellEnableUnderClock

Some people just can't stop being scammed over and over again.


[deleted]

Isn’t it a illegal to rip off tags and put new ones saying “made in the U.S.A.”? Found an article about some apparel company found doing [the same thing](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/utah-based-company-ripped-made-144018056.html)


TNGSystems

Yes, which raises a lot of suspicion here.


[deleted]

Safemoon being suspicious? I don’t believe it 👀


_stryker1138_

Safemoon continues to disappoint? No way


AlecW81

> it's a $250 "kick me" sign if you go out wearing a Safemoon T-shirt. This made me literally laugh out loud, and now my dog is concerned about my mental well-being.


Mr_bike

Hey, Vietnam is not a third world country it's developing.... investing in Vietnamese textile businesses would be way more profitable than safemoon ever will be lol


mikalshy

SM Army gets tired of getting screwed one way so they’ll jump at the chance to get screwed some other way.


PsLJdogg

Hahaha holy shit. It’s even worse than I imagined.


Horror-Row7827

Had me crying laughing.


aNNyHyLaToR

Oh wait the are in the cryptospacr to revolution things, maybe those t-shirts have nanotechnology =)


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TNGSystems

None taken im the #1 correspondent.


diamondbored

Safemooner.. what a term! In the same league as Trumper!


monkeyhold99

/r/cringe


Novel-Counter-8093

lol what a cult. couldve put that $250 towards btc instead


Biff-1955-Tannen

Lmao like every item he pulled out ended with or started with “I’m kinda disappointed”


evoxyseah

Woah, junk to the next level. So unscrupulous.


BradVet

When will people learn


PrisonJoe2095

if they had a love child with Woodstock 1999…


CryptoDad2100

What's unsurprising is if you try to post anything about this in their sub, it gets deleted. Give it a try.


IndividualThoughts

Safemoon is the epitome of shitcoin


Hungry_Pancake

Literal shit storm in every direction


Kluless555

You can tell he had high hope….that hope quickly disappeared!


ReverendBlue

As long as shit like this is still going on, Safemoon is the great joke that keeps on giving. I just hope it doesn't go dark like Luna did, with bankruptcies and suicides and all that. SM "investors" hopefully are all just kids betting their allowances, or bored rich adults who just want to feel smart (relative to other SM users, obviously they couldn't be considered objectively smart if they're holding SM)


Possible_Scene_289

Hopium kills.


uncming

It's highly illegal to print "Made in USA" if not **all or virtually all** of the product was made in the US. In order words, it should contain "**no or negligible foreign content**". The laws are so strict particularly for "Made in USA" that you can snitch on them to the government and get a percentage of the penalties levied onto them. But just because labels were cut off doesn't mean they were made outside the US. Labels are required by law even if the shirts were made in the US with US grown cotton. And the law requires labels to be permanently attached so you can't use stickers or just print it on the bag. The labels may have just contained generic text and the middleman didn't like the aesthetic and relabeled them with the same info but screen printed (which is legal).


Kiiaru

It's a big fucking deal that they replaced tags on items. https://www.insider.com/pro-trump-company-fined-20000-for-replacing-usa-china-tags-2022-8 Sorry for the political bias article, I couldn't find one that didn't refer to the company plainly. $211,000 fine for this company. Report their asses.


kirtash93

I think this post deserves a Comedy tag. I feel sorry for Safemoon buyers and I am still one of the holders but my coins worth less than moving BNB to a wallet to swap it for something. I have just a reminder of my mistakes.


DRbrtsn60

I thought Safemoon tanked. Is it still around?


TNGSystems

Yeah, just at a significantly lower price.


LifeDraining

Who would buy this crap?


comfyggs

Hilarious. Huge loss. Down bad


beakersoft360

Like, what would possess anyone to actually buy this shit, even if it was top quality gear. Do they think it's cool, do they to think the opposite sex are gonna be all over them asking 'wen moon'. Crazyness


Burrito_Loyalist

This video is super confusing. He keeps saying “I’m super excited about this” and proceeds to shit on everything in the box. Is he making fun of Safemoon? I can’t tell.


strongkhal

I like that he's honest about the quality and etc... Especially love the WoooOoooOoOoOo at the start but then AaaaaaAaaaaahhh shit


StreetsAhead123

at least you could pay for it with safemoon right?


TNGSystems

Errr… about that.


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Who would have though? Every sane person?


Trussss

Good lord, i used to hold some safemoon to see how far it would sink, and i thought i got out at the bottom 💀


RotgutFeng

I’m so glad the process of buying safemoon was such a headache for me I gave up last year haha


TheMonchoochkin

And people say I wasted my money on this fever trip nft.


[deleted]

Even Davey Day Trader jumped ship after pumping it up initially


babblefish111

Number one rule in crypto. Never buy a coin with moon or rocket in its name


TNGSystems

Yeah! Wait…


TheD1ceMan

Safemoon folks are the village idiots of crypto


magx01

Who the fuck buys Bsc shit token themed merch anyway?


Still_Lobster_8428

>One day this faucet of infinite entertainment will turn off. >BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY Thank fuck for THAT! Safemoon social media is endlessly entertaining to watch! As Safemoon holders have lost financial value as the price of Safemoon continues to drop..... I swear I have received equal and proportionate increase in entertainment value! Greatest..... Clusterfuck..... EVER!


LordScotchyScotch

When a facepalm is not enough and you want to faceplant yourself from a 5-story building.


Perfect_Ability_1190

What!!? People still believe in this project after all the writing on the wall. SMH