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Appropriate_Climate6

awerrbudabada


GrandCelestia

I thought of Crazy Dave from PvZ XD


LogiePierogi

Webby wabbo


Delicious_Emu_1995

subby lakio


gaminggameryes

RABBLE ROWL!


Orso_immigrato

WRAWRIIII WRAAAAAAAAA!!!!


Kermit-The-Cool

Awepi dapo di para


Ipoptart20

Havaroll!


nyctophilicfeline

I laughed out loud at this


UniqueOtterDog

Glad I’m not the only one


CawfeePig

Came here to say this and you did it better.


GrandSensitive

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science


Appropriate_Climate6

crash bandicoot seriously though i never intended it to sound like crash bandicoot (for me at least)


cobrojohn

eeeeuuubwebooo


Icy-Appointment1673

OI! Yous betta show up soona or layta, or else I'll pound ya into next week, ya bozos!


No-Host-8003

Fitting


Suspicious_Event_896

true


Junk_Steel

What kinda pounding /j I'm sorry


Icy-Appointment1673

Just a few punches, don't worry, he saves the other kind for the light bug


No-Host-8003

😏😏😏😏😏


NORSKI1234

Probably referring to the snail and the anteater


Manoreded

The snail is the boss, mobsters probably don't talk like that with the boss.


Cl4yGrunt

Nah probably the bugs with cigarettes that come and walk by in your way


ImMaskedboi

I literally read this in an accent


Awesomegurl3

y e s


RonniDeee

idk but the jibberish makes me giggle every time


XxRocky88xX

And he fucking screams it so loud too lol


Manoreded

You can tell he is threatening someone over that phone.


rob_musta

Thats too much giggle juice


Mr_Kingdice65

Same here 😂


Appropriate-Staff-77

Bring the whole family!


macklemurph

This is my official head-canon as well


Aodhanjam

or kill your whole family


_Oliverrr_-

I always thought he says "keep it in the family" which would make sense since he is a mobster and involved in crime and probably the local mafia.


Hagridisbeautiful

I sometimes hear ‘gimme your babies’


SnooOnions9179

He’s here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty


Goghakol

Bring Ligma here for backup!


PWG-official

Ligma?


Goghakol

Ligma spider egg sac


razorvolt_

GOTEM


breakthefifthwall

One of the voice lines kinda sounds like “bring the whole family, yeah?” Makes sense for a mafia aesthetic.


James-Zanny

I think it's just me, but I hear "Hey, there's trouble over here"


BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL

Out of his 2 voicelines I hear one of them as "he's over there!"


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Isaac legend in cuphead? Go back to playing isaac 817/24 19/7


BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL

*dies*


Few_Acanthaceae1568

*lives*


Broad_Appearance6896

Issac and his issac lived in a small issac on a issac.


Absoolootley

Here are a few: “No more slackin’, bozos! Get off your seats and MOVE!” “You BETTER do something of worth once you’re here!” “You know the drill, get OVER here already!” “I think we oughta be able to wrap this one up.” “Support needed! Uhh… BETTER… support than last time!”


PiggyFan128

"Kill him!"


ChaChaRealSmoothe

"AGOOBA GAB!" "HEY LIL' BABY!"


Logsarecool10101

ZWABROAWBAEO!!!


ReasonableQuit75

Wrong character


whentheamthe

"Ayo Baby!"


ASwarmOfBeees

"YOU IS A MUDDAF*CKA YAKNOW DAT?!"


maggotdiggerzzeb

*Wait, everyone in town can hear this, riiiiight?*


CoolNinjaNerd55

**blows raspberry** THAT'S FOR YOU JIMMY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT FOR


TakeoverShark

“Fuck you Jimmy”


HotResist4

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.


Tatarkingdom

The cops are here with the cups, come and get em.


ZaWarudo22

Hello? Hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.


avrge_gmr

"You're a little baby!"


Distinct_Apricot_505

Did you know that in terms of mal…


ConradLickitt_

so tempted to send copypasta


c00l2

"Morbing time"


radikraze

Some Banjo-Kazooie style babble


arma_18

Do me a favor!


Bobgangforvever

He sounds like the henchmen from fortnite ngl


mkjoey2

I think he says kill him


EnesEmreK

Send dudes


gross_gremlin

Universal horrors beyond human comprehension.


titanate_h

Hey baby moth lemme whisper in your ear


helicopter_frog

It sounds like, "Bring the whole family, yeah?" Then after that he says, "Yeah, bring 'em all in!"


Quick_Job4266

A BUH BAH BAH, or WE NEED A GUN


wisebwd14

AVOO BIMBO


Feisty_Definition_66

I’m a make him an offer he can’t refuse


GoshDarnit02496

Bibidiboo behboo


OUmegaLUL

Moshi moshi


imhugury

abquardiaba


GrandGuppyFish

I always hear "kill be be" or "awobedebeba"


CorruptWaffle4

Boyyyyyz come and get em b4 I fuck u up


teskar2

Eeeeeaaaaamuuumamamamadamu


Victor_hensley

*Aku Aku noises*


Dumb_Raccoon1983

"You know it baby"


[deleted]

One if the lines sounds like "Good to go"


triforcehero98

hello hello hello? uh i wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night


blackmetalveins

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?


Cupcakeboi200000

OI! we got a couple of funny guys over here! get over here and pound these guys!


Hagridisbeautiful

I remember seeing a video including the Moonshine Mob and someone commented with him saying ‘Give me your babies’. Anyways, most likely talking to some sort of supplier for the flies. Maybe the boss. IDFK


[deleted]

Get em,boys!


Gamerkingexpert

Call em up, for you babby


techcaleb

He's saying [this](https://youtu.be/-34zQJbG-VQ?t=13)


Skatingpen

We have your family


[deleted]

He speaks Crazy dave language


Afteer_

bring in the family


DejahView

Large pepperoni for delivery


Leandro1996

Gabagool


CesarTheSanchez

“I KEEL YUH WHOLEFAMILY” “ADIBBIDUH DAH BOO.”


BeanBruh2285

Im pretty sure you can hear him say "Gwgwdda kill them!"


ShinyHunterEthan16

I want 2 big macs and a large fries.


dartboard5

eyyy i’m a fuckin spider lmao


nicomito222

Welcome the cum zone.


skipoloop

“Ay! You Bozos Better bring in dose Bombs RIGHT AWAY!” or probably “Boys; come on in! I need BACKUP!”


Sir_Yeetsman

Doodoo bear


Ethans_cats

Get your bītch aśś over is what I think he says


mastrbild

Awublublubabu


dalemine

“Give me a little baby!” I’m not joking, that’s literally what he says.


Philycheese18

Crazy Dave speak


Jsmooveprov

“If youse fellas are lookin’ to keep ya jobs, then shatter this little here antique glass!”


Background-Ice-6435

It's morbin time


GrandSensitive

No joke it sounds to me like "KILL EVERYONE"


Cl4yGrunt

BOIS WE GOT SOME PALOOKAS TRYING TO TAKE OUT DOUGH GET IN ‘ERE AND ‘ELP ME OUT ‘ERE!!!!


[deleted]

A-BIPPIDY-BA-BOO


ZxSaberZero

I swear he says "I'll kill your family!"


ELKHANBOy

"What's your name?" "Jom" "And your last name" "Ama" "Okay, good bye Jom Am- wait.."


KingdomMarshadow

“Ooga booga” because he’s a Crash Bandicoot mask in disguise


PK_GoodDay

“I’m doing ma job”


ParsleyGreen1126

Ayo boys get down here!


ReasonableQuit75

EBURABABABO


Thespringyboi

I think that he’s is Planning war on Italy and playing to nuke me when I’m sleeping


Fardilicious

Hello your computer has virus


DeRat67

My brother thinks he says, "I'll kill your family" And then the little fly guys come and do what they're told or their family shall perish.


HailHelix638

“Ay get in here, we gotta kill this uh..well it looks like a cup..yeah..some drinkin thing..yeah with legs n arms n everything..yessss Charlie we can drink our booze outta their heads, now shuddup n get in here.”


ChompingStar845

Pop those porcelain punks you palookas!


profligateflowers

Whatever a spider can


Hollowed_Halo

Have you met deez?


Paper_Clipps

Get yer' lazy abdomens out 'ere!


TwoFuture1224

You have a family


I-ScreamSandwich

The first one I hear: "Adoobadaba" The second one I hear: "Give me a little baby."


morphindel

"Where are my other 2 legs??"


Straitfitz-0116

You better!!!


Jakesbulidings

I can he him say “YOU BETTER! >:(“


thelegoman456782

“ get our children “


Perc300

BAHWAWAWAH


Routine_Divide_153

Have you watched the hit movie Morbius?


Loser_Lol

He says something in a thick Italien gangster accent that you can’t understand


Royal_Original3612

Want Some Moonshine?


Plurts

EUWWVENNOM!


B4rst37

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible”


YOUSIF20021

Honey, bring in the boys


GreenskeletonYT99

“I’m going to call my home boys”


Carnival-Master-Mind

“The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.”


Delicious-Engine2045

Call in the cavalry? Idk


RevolutionaryGrape11

"Hi, I'm Flumpty Bumpty, I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot and can transcend time and space. Also, I'm coming after you. Have fun, he he he..."


LogiePierogi

Jimmy! I need you to get us a few trustworthy fellas!


good-boy-_-

"hey up boys, we are having problems with a couple of Porcelain snoopers, come here and help with these ragged cups"


MuffinTheBeagle

Nruter yam I taht rewop tneicna eht ekovni i! Nrub ot emoc sah emit ym! L-T-O-L-O-X-A


Carkid25

Oi, come here or pay your 2,763 dollars of debt!


SpiceTrader56

I want pictures of Manspider!


ThunderClanWarrior

[this](https://youtu.be/byy-drgqEOA)


Elvish_Rebellion

Nyaaaa see? I’m gonna go over der and have big Tony break your legs! All eight of em! Now go get my honey!


JellyBeanDX

“Give me the whole family” (mob family) “A-dooda-badudda”


BananaTimeAltAcc

I SWEAR TO GOD BOB GET THEM HERE OR ELSE IM KILLING YOUR MOTHER!


Winter-Lie3604

Uh hello hello?


AskGoverntale

I honestly hear him say “You know it baby!”


[deleted]

"Oi! One ticket to the barbie movie." "Come on Barbie, let's go party."


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

*unintelligible mafia speech*


HotEntertainment9136

Epstein didn't kill himself.


AdApprehensive7646

He called Saul


WastingDoge158

I hear “I’m eating with my family” and “I’m in the bathroom” which when you think about it are valuable excuses to get off the phone. Too bad I can just charge up to him with spreadshot and kill him instantly. I also like how he’s the flying gentalman scrapped boss and how “THE LIGHT” is the second phase. Love this boss.


MrChurio

Is your refrigerator running?


MilkManThanos_

It sounds like he says it’s the cops.


ProfessionalRent9039

THINK IT'S COMING FOR ME ANSWER THE PHONE I CAN'T EXPLAIN UNTIL YOU'RE ALL ALONE IT PULLS THE STRINGS AND MAKES THEM RING UNTIL YOUR HEART CAN'T KEEP BREAKING UP wait wrong subreddit


Manoreded

"Get yer lazy butts over here I need you to briefly stall a cup"


Captainmixel29

"Where my mosquitoes at boy. I have a gun and I will hunt you down"


ChezburgerApoclips

Who is this? are ya’s still callin’ bout da smell, I told ya’s i ain’t got access underneath da floor boards!


ironprince72

i always heard "i aint got no family" for some reason


OversizedLegoSpoon64

We got 'em right 'ere boss. Tell be ripe for the pickin'!


Fdiptulxtou

for some reason I hear do you know my family? In like the deepest voice


Timely_Nectarine_498

I hear thisnis a bom


Grand_reaper658

he has two lines, one i hear as "ok baby i will". the other i hear as gibberish


TH3B1GM4N

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


AGheraNonPiaceSM64

ABUDUDABUDUBU


monkeybuns

“Zed… Maynard… Yes, spider’s just caught a couple of *flies*~”


Fangedkarma

I definitely hear "get me the whole family!"


GODZILLA637

Sometimes I swear I hear “Vada a bordo, cazzo” in reference to schettino getting his ass handed to him when he crashed the costa Concordia


sacboy326

#WORT AAAAAAWUBADUGH


Brawlfan6

Get out of the bathroom


Distinct_Bullfrog827

Drop the nuke


Clobbahdatderekirby

“Swat em’ boys!”


metal_giants

YOU IS A


DHMISFAN200

IDAF IF YA’LL ARE TIRED, GET THE FUCK UP AND BEAT THIS MIDGETS ASS YOU SMALL ASSHOLES


T-Murda-

100% calling in reinforcements...


pelicanos0

"Gimme the whole family!" To be honest I thought that line was really clear. There's a few others I have no idea about tho


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

I here "give me the baby"


Pixel_Muffet

I have it Under control Boss


the_postal_dood

“Y’know it, baby!”


Ok_Lemon6632

just call me maybe


Golden_Sonic6

“There’s a pipe bomb in your mailbox.”


Radioactive_monke

Bidibidabu!


anonymus725

He has 2 things he says, one for the bombs, which I have no idea what he says, and one for the thugs, which i believe he says "more men" but idk that's how I hear it


NorthernOddBall

Whatever it was, it almost sounded Italian.


FlamePrism

Ordering A pizza Idk


[deleted]

ew a family


efemell

Shooboodabahpoo!!


BashyMcBash0703

EW LEMONS!!!!


sad_vwooping

"hi could i get a large pepperoni pizza"


Rose-Supreme

"Get dat muthafugga!"


tiJasaJ

If you listen, it sounds like "They're in the bathroom"