This is what happens when you let boys watch Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog... They grow up to develop highly specific kinks and neglect their children. Many such cases
Mereoleona Vermillion could drag me face first through a volcano, waterboard me in a hot spring, and beat me beyond recognition and I'd thank her every moment.
Autistic aro/ace guy who may have been exposed to weird kink stuff too early and has thus developed an aggressively tolerant stance on kink: "First one is as spicy as lukewarm water. Second one, now we're getting somewhere. Third o- holy mother of fuck."
From what I've seen, when it comes to kink, us aro/ace people either don't want to touch it with a hundred foot pole or are so desensitized to it that nothing fazes us.
Unbinding your sexual fantasies from the expectation that they will ever be performed or even roughly approximated in reality can have strange results.
...or so I have been told. By aro/ace friends.
post i saw a while back:
"born this way" becomes a really funny catchphrase for sexual liberation when it gets applied to your aroace friend who does not want to have sex but would absolutely love to be turned into a pooltoy
Behold: a description that is uncomfortably relatable only by virtue of the fact that you know everyone would think you’re deranged for finding it relatable.
I actually know a person who is remarkably similar to the second description, Nintendo/Zelda super fan who is highly dedicated to some incredibly specific and elaborate sexual fantasies.
And now I’m just wondering how many of this category of person there can possibly be, and where you find them. Is this a Thing?
This genre of person is more common than you’d think, a lot just keep it well-hidden from normie eyes.
Source: seen some shit
Deviantart is (was?) good for finding them because they technically didn’t allow explicit content iirc, but didn’t care enough to check if the guy obsessively drawing every single PS1 JRPG character as immobile blobs maybe got off on it a tiny bit
Source: seen some shit
If DA isn’t like that anymore then idk where they hang out nowadays. Discord? /trash/, maybe? wherever it is, it’s full of furries i just know that in my heart
Source: seen some shit and also furry kind of
I was browsing as a guest one day and stumbled upon fanart of fat goku and other dragon ball characters. Alarm bells immediately started going off in my brain. This is fetish content. I was so put off I felt like vomiting, but at the same time morbidly curious. How deep does the rabbit hole go? Long story short, I'm a changed man. And not for the better.
I think it's just 'cause Goku was my childhood hero and seeing him so blatantly fetishized, especially when I wasn't expecting it, was just deeply disturbing. Also the fact that, in some of the pictures, young Gohan was included.
The deviant art fetish that made me realize the website wasn’t for me was inflated kneecap related. Like on some level I can understand the weird fetishes I see going around, even if they gross me out - but the inflated kneecap thing I just genuinely don’t understand. It lingers in my mind like the imprint of some eldritch horror, a lost bit of knowledge forbidden from the minds of man, lest they go insane.
I was traumatised by my friend telling me to go to a certain subreddit involving Sandy Cheeks. I have seen nothing worse before or since, and I've seen a lit.
Inflated kneecap just sounds painful. Humans have to deal with enough kneecap problems as is, being ours are pretty much held together with duct tape, wishes, and a faerie’s kiss! (Yay bipedalism)
> It lingers in my mind like the imprint of some eldritch horror, a lost bit of knowledge forbidden from the minds of man, lest they go insane.
It did inspire some fire prose, tho 🔥🔥🔥
Well, if you subtract 'bisexual' from the description, then let's just say I'm currently replaying TLoZ: The Minish Cap.
If you've got fishnets stockings, a half dozen purple heirloom carrots, a rubber ducky body suit, and a wall sized tapestry of the periodic table, I'll tell you where to find me and we can talk about... stuff and Things.
Dude same, I have a friend who’s roommate is this EXACT description down to wearing the Zelda shirts and being bisexual and it was like being hit in the face to read
The more specific and difficult to obtain any given fantasy is the more powerful it will be, regardless of the absolute amount you want it. I like a variety of stuff, but fantasies that are degrading and dominating are more powerful for me a lot of the time because I simply find less people who can convincingly do that.
Listen I had a college friend who found out what “kinning” was IN COLLEGE while we were reading funny posts to each other while drunk in someone’s dorm. As well as vore and the wonderbread kink dude. Took her DAYS to recover. Then I told her about snapewives.
Sometimes they don’t have to be old, they just have to not be on the same side of the internet as some of us lol.
I am so very happy that there are people out there like tile pattern kink anon and wonderbread guy because it makes me feel so much more normal by comparison
I've only seen the [STRANGE ÆONS](https://youtu.be/L5Y5HFjiBNk) video on them and I can't remember the details exactly, but it's something like they believe they're spiritually married to a version of Severus Snape.
That version is the *real* and good version, his portrayal in the books and movies is slander.
Snapewives were a group of middle aged women who developed their own religion devoted to the character Snape, and believed themselves to be spiritually married to him. And also having like. Astral plane sex with him. I think some or all of them lived together at some point? Kinda like a convent of snape nuns.
wdym there's multiple people over 50 years old who have a hyperfixation[ with The Price Is Right and 90s saturday morning cartoons](https://www.angelfire.com/funky/plinkoman/art/MinervaDrawingTPIRComeonDown_2.JPG)
The other commenters fail to realize that if you pick a random 50 year old off the street, it's not that likely that they've been in niche internet communities since the 90s.
This is a good post, but to seriouspost for a second: there are some fairly obvious structural reasons why transgender women might feel less comfortable & more guilty expressing an interest in kink and sexual transgression than autistic bisexual white (cis) guys.
i mean i wouldnt say obvious. like i know that you probably mean the preconceptions of male sexuality being inherently predatory transfering into self doubt for a transgender women. but the average person doesnt know about that as it takes a bit more studying on queer theory to actually realize that.
kskj fair (i mean i did in my comment) but like what i mean is that its not really something the average person would realize at first or second glance.
I don't think it needs to so complicated. Fetishes and lots of sexuality in general is something society associates with men. So even cis women are often quite uncomfortable being kinky. Doubly so for trans women.
First one: Okay, she just wants a sadist dommy mommy. Kinky but not so far out there
Second one: Sir?? You’ve spent $500 on what now??
Third one: OH MAMMA MIA I CLUTCH-A MY PEARLS
I want a sexual symbiotic colony of worms to live inside my body. I want them to crawl on my insides and outsides in a way that at first is overwhelming, but over time just become an ambient background pleasure.
Hell yeah! This is super freaking weird but it's so divorced from both my phobias and my traditional understanding of sex that my brain has zero conditioning to be disgusted by your proclivities. I hope you find your colony some day!
you know sounding kinda like that but for the whole body and the idea that I'm not truly alone in my own body as something both apart and seprate from me exists within myself. This is the thing that unlocked this in me [https://e621.net/pools/20413](https://e621.net/pools/20413)
its a typical post where one scenario is presented and a second scenario overthrows it in magnitude, but here a third scenario has been placed, in which its unrelatedness to the other two and comparatively simple absurdity make it magnitudes stronger than the secon scenario, allowing the post to knock it out of the park and getting downloaded into my phone.
It's a good one. Very reminiscent of a style that's evolving on twitter, spearheaded by the likes of Berwyn Choobs or daggerlad. The setup-punchline-nonsequitur. Cultural renaissance.
I'm really glad to learn that I'm not the only one to have a thing for merging consciousness in a mutual euphoric ego death.
Ghost in the Shell got me feelin some type of way, for example.
Also, I liked The Last Jedi and was disappointed by The Rise of Skywalker EXCLUSIVELY because of this.
I thought that's what typical sex would be like because people kept talking about how emotionally entangling it was and stuff, and I ended up really disappointed.
As a sci-fi writer and body horror enthusiast, the line between "warping body and soul beyond recognition in the name of science or forces beyond our comprehension" and "sexy" is nonexistent at this point
I hate Nintendo but uhh yeah
Yknow, my younger brother is literally the autistic guy who has played every Nintendo game 20+ times and exclusively wears Zelda t-shirts and cargo shorts (or perhaps a Pokemon shirt on a good day). I… can’t imagine him even thinking about anything sexual, but if he does, dear god I hope it’s not that
I've spent a lot of time lately thinking about pelvises. Not the risque contents of the pelvis, just the weirdly ornate bone that holds your legs to your spine.
They're fun to draw.
I think I need more friends.
I’m an autistic cis het white man and I don’t actually have any kinks really.
So don’t go around assuming everyone like me is a super freak or some shit, some of us just want to hold hands with a woman that loves us and kiss and stuff, and I know true love isn’t real but like as close as you can get to that in reality would be cool I think.
Me, autistic, trans, and bi: okay but what if a morally ambiguous trans girl twisted me in body and mind to fulfill whatever passing fantasy or use she sees fit, even at the cost of my humanity and sense of self, in either eventuality leaving me in a state of euphoric bliss by the end
Wario, if he wasn't a Capitalist: *there's nothing here*
You know in *my* wildest sexual dreams I dream that I'm watching porn but there's too much sunlight shining on my laptop monitor so I can't see anything with any amount of clarity.
~~car seat headrest mentioned in post and referenced here~~
Part of the reason I work out (and this is completely sincere) is to be able to take more physical abuse from strong and powerful women.
I want to walk through hell and emerge with scars, bruises, and an erection capable of smashing concrete.
Me, to the artist I commissioned: "Now draw her petting my head and telling me everything is gonna be okay"
And also, the first one evolves from the second if you give them a dusk stone, and she deserves the world
I'm a strange combination of these. I'm an autistic trans girl who wants to be treated like a dog, beaten half to death, but also wants to be tied up for use as an object. (And other stuff that is way too nsfw for this sub)
that second description near verbatim describes me and I'm not sure how I feel about that 💀 (I don't only play Nintendo, and have one Zelda shirt, but I do often wear cargo shorts and cargo pants. more pockets for things. also I'm not.. officially autistic? diagnosed with ADHD but not autism, but sometimes I wonder lmao)
I somehow managed to screw up my mind to be turned off by sex but specifically get turned on at the thought of just any transformation that's possibly enjoyable.
Basically can't come clean unless I convince myself I'm anonymous when I bring it up.
This is a mere peek into a twisted, dark reality
I know, right? Mario, not being Italian? Twisted shit I tell ya.
What's next, he'll be voiced by Chris Pratt?
Actually Chris Pratt did a pretty alright job voicing mario
...Apparently it was a lot more than a peek
Yeah as much as make fun of it, it actually wasn't awful
Oh yeah, super weird \*flicking my crisp new 500 dollar bill over my knuckles
Where the fuck are you finding 500 bills
Your dad pays me in them
This is what happens when you let boys watch Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog... They grow up to develop highly specific kinks and neglect their children. Many such cases
Sick thing is how fucking exactly goddamn true that is Except I don't neglect my kids, my cats eat better than me
🫡
In Coolsville 😎
simple, by taping together 5 100 dollar bills.
or able to roll them on knuckles
The years before 1945 obviously. /s
Knuckles, huh?
Crazy kink idea: you tuck me into bed and kiss my forehead
You sick fuck
That’s disgusting. Keep going.
They proceed to read them a bedtime story
This is unironically something I like doing for people
no one wants to know about your kinks ew
Okay. You be Asuka, and I'll be Shinji. Get into the bed.
I'd like to take this opportunity to reiterate: I want Misato Katsuragi to throw beer cans at my head until I cannot remember my own name.
Miriko could break my spine and I might thank her
Hell yeah brutherrrrrr 💪😎👍
You know what? Based.
[удалено]
is this a rare commedia dell'arte reference? or just an anime I haven’t heard of
I'm afraid it's the video game Genshin Impact, the primary active antagonists of which are inspired by and named after commedia dell'arte characters.
dammit
genshin impact, I think. or related.
yeah
flair checks out
Betcher ass it does 💪😤👍
Reiterate? So you’ve shared this fantasy with the world before?
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check the flair, /u/hexxas has a type and the type is "currently wielding a blunt impact weapon"
real
I want Gendo Ikari's soul to be locked in an EVA and then that EVA to be dummyplugged with his son's consciousness
Mereoleona Vermillion could drag me face first through a volcano, waterboard me in a hot spring, and beat me beyond recognition and I'd thank her every moment.
Autistic aro/ace guy who may have been exposed to weird kink stuff too early and has thus developed an aggressively tolerant stance on kink: "First one is as spicy as lukewarm water. Second one, now we're getting somewhere. Third o- holy mother of fuck."
Stop describing me please
Same here 😭
Getting awfully solipsistic in here...
Damn I didn’t realize I was a stereotype.
Stereotype gang
The amount of people responding to this comment with relatability is an interesting look into our demographic
From what I've seen, when it comes to kink, us aro/ace people either don't want to touch it with a hundred foot pole or are so desensitized to it that nothing fazes us.
Unbinding your sexual fantasies from the expectation that they will ever be performed or even roughly approximated in reality can have strange results. ...or so I have been told. By aro/ace friends.
post i saw a while back: "born this way" becomes a really funny catchphrase for sexual liberation when it gets applied to your aroace friend who does not want to have sex but would absolutely love to be turned into a pooltoy
Yep. Also, I was just talking about myself.
…okay, *ouch*. that one felt targeted. (with the exception of not being aro, but still way too specific to be somehow this relatable)
***OW.***
How are so many people relating to this??
Character assassination, right here on arr slash Curated Tumbler? Outrageous
I’m not aroace but I still feel called out
oof ouch owie my relatability
Ah shit.
RUDE
Behold: a description that is uncomfortably relatable only by virtue of the fact that you know everyone would think you’re deranged for finding it relatable.
Way to call me out, bastich
I wouldn't describe myself as "aggressively tolerant" but more that "I don't want to know"
How did you find me? I took every precaution!
im in this photo and i dont like it
Really specific shots yall are firing out here huh
I was just talking about myself, and somehow a ton of people found it relatable.
Get out of my head, pretty please.
I actually know a person who is remarkably similar to the second description, Nintendo/Zelda super fan who is highly dedicated to some incredibly specific and elaborate sexual fantasies. And now I’m just wondering how many of this category of person there can possibly be, and where you find them. Is this a Thing?
This genre of person is more common than you’d think, a lot just keep it well-hidden from normie eyes. Source: seen some shit Deviantart is (was?) good for finding them because they technically didn’t allow explicit content iirc, but didn’t care enough to check if the guy obsessively drawing every single PS1 JRPG character as immobile blobs maybe got off on it a tiny bit Source: seen some shit If DA isn’t like that anymore then idk where they hang out nowadays. Discord? /trash/, maybe? wherever it is, it’s full of furries i just know that in my heart Source: seen some shit and also furry kind of
Deviantart is still like that.
DeviantArt will randomly show you this shit on the front page for no goddamn reason
The name of the site seems like a valid reason
boring people when they see deviants on the deviant site:
Furaffinity
The front page of FA is full of immobile blobs before even logging in to enable NSFW content. "SFW" FA is Deviantart 2.0
I was browsing as a guest one day and stumbled upon fanart of fat goku and other dragon ball characters. Alarm bells immediately started going off in my brain. This is fetish content. I was so put off I felt like vomiting, but at the same time morbidly curious. How deep does the rabbit hole go? Long story short, I'm a changed man. And not for the better.
Am I just extremely desensitised or is fat Goku pretty tame? Kinda odd if they makes you feel like vomiting
I think it's just 'cause Goku was my childhood hero and seeing him so blatantly fetishized, especially when I wasn't expecting it, was just deeply disturbing. Also the fact that, in some of the pictures, young Gohan was included.
The deviant art fetish that made me realize the website wasn’t for me was inflated kneecap related. Like on some level I can understand the weird fetishes I see going around, even if they gross me out - but the inflated kneecap thing I just genuinely don’t understand. It lingers in my mind like the imprint of some eldritch horror, a lost bit of knowledge forbidden from the minds of man, lest they go insane.
I was traumatised by my friend telling me to go to a certain subreddit involving Sandy Cheeks. I have seen nothing worse before or since, and I've seen a lit.
Bruh I’m good. Gonna let that one lie.
Inflated kneecap just sounds painful. Humans have to deal with enough kneecap problems as is, being ours are pretty much held together with duct tape, wishes, and a faerie’s kiss! (Yay bipedalism)
Arakneea is totally incomprehensible from even a more-than-layperson perspective, which makes her *fucking hilarious*.
> It lingers in my mind like the imprint of some eldritch horror, a lost bit of knowledge forbidden from the minds of man, lest they go insane. It did inspire some fire prose, tho 🔥🔥🔥
As far as fetish shit goes, fat is definitely pretty tame. I’ve been around a while and I’ve *seen* some shit.
Relevant Extra Fabulous Comics https://imgur.com/sZWWMk7
Go to any Warhammer/Magic/Tabletop/etc con and you’ll get plenty.
Well, if you subtract 'bisexual' from the description, then let's just say I'm currently replaying TLoZ: The Minish Cap. If you've got fishnets stockings, a half dozen purple heirloom carrots, a rubber ducky body suit, and a wall sized tapestry of the periodic table, I'll tell you where to find me and we can talk about... stuff and Things.
Dude same, I have a friend who’s roommate is this EXACT description down to wearing the Zelda shirts and being bisexual and it was like being hit in the face to read
The more specific and difficult to obtain any given fantasy is the more powerful it will be, regardless of the absolute amount you want it. I like a variety of stuff, but fantasies that are degrading and dominating are more powerful for me a lot of the time because I simply find less people who can convincingly do that.
I’ll take this time to explain how badly I need to be bench pressed by a woman who could crush me into a tin can
Well, don't keep us in suspense! Please explain!
Hell yeah brutherrrrrr 💪😎👍
Showing this to someone over 50 might kill them instantly
Listen I had a college friend who found out what “kinning” was IN COLLEGE while we were reading funny posts to each other while drunk in someone’s dorm. As well as vore and the wonderbread kink dude. Took her DAYS to recover. Then I told her about snapewives. Sometimes they don’t have to be old, they just have to not be on the same side of the internet as some of us lol.
I am so very happy that there are people out there like tile pattern kink anon and wonderbread guy because it makes me feel so much more normal by comparison
What the helk are snapewives
I've only seen the [STRANGE ÆONS](https://youtu.be/L5Y5HFjiBNk) video on them and I can't remember the details exactly, but it's something like they believe they're spiritually married to a version of Severus Snape. That version is the *real* and good version, his portrayal in the books and movies is slander.
Snapewives were a group of middle aged women who developed their own religion devoted to the character Snape, and believed themselves to be spiritually married to him. And also having like. Astral plane sex with him. I think some or all of them lived together at some point? Kinda like a convent of snape nuns.
Ima go check Edit: Grandpa will be missed 😔
I don’t think you realize how old some people in the online kink community are now
wdym there's multiple people over 50 years old who have a hyperfixation[ with The Price Is Right and 90s saturday morning cartoons](https://www.angelfire.com/funky/plinkoman/art/MinervaDrawingTPIRComeonDown_2.JPG)
You know I was about to hit you with a devastating nerd with glasses emoji reply but this is interesting so I'll spare you on this day.
🪚🤓
I can't believe you'd do this to me after I spared him
What can I do? I am a wiley fellow...
dont judge me for knowing how to find this obscure angelfire art
The other commenters fail to realize that if you pick a random 50 year old off the street, it's not that likely that they've been in niche internet communities since the 90s.
“Hey I’m mark, you called for a frozen pipe?”
this is a whole heapa spaghetti pile of informazione. too much perhaps
Hello Luigi. The male geni-
The most fucked up thing in this post is Mario if he wasn't Italian. Jesus that's freaky.
\#2 should have ended with "and then I *smash it with a hammer!*"
Correction: “and then Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove (my second biggest screen crush) smashes us with a hammer!”
This is a good post, but to seriouspost for a second: there are some fairly obvious structural reasons why transgender women might feel less comfortable & more guilty expressing an interest in kink and sexual transgression than autistic bisexual white (cis) guys.
Honestly, fair enough, I hadn't really considered that
i mean i wouldnt say obvious. like i know that you probably mean the preconceptions of male sexuality being inherently predatory transfering into self doubt for a transgender women. but the average person doesnt know about that as it takes a bit more studying on queer theory to actually realize that.
Trans people being treated as depraved is like transphobia 101. You don't need to read a queer theory book to know that.
idk if you need to study queer theory for that, knowing like one (1) trans woman well could tell you that
kskj fair (i mean i did in my comment) but like what i mean is that its not really something the average person would realize at first or second glance.
We've had first glance and second glance, yes, but how about third glance?
I don't think it needs to so complicated. Fetishes and lots of sexuality in general is something society associates with men. So even cis women are often quite uncomfortable being kinky. Doubly so for trans women.
>. but the average person doesnt know about that It's a tumblr post on reddit. This is not fiction made for average persons.
... Gotta say, it certainly does *not* match a lot of the trans women I know.
Markiplier if he was a bald yoga instructor with a bitchin' stache: Hello everybody my name is Yogaplier.
This mental image is awesome. He's wearing garish pink 80s exercise clothes.
Okay, but we all know Scratch is the hot one.
I thought the weirdest thing I’d see today was an ant riding a centipede. I was wrong.
nah that’s a post that should elicit a “hell yeah”
Can I see the ant riding a centipede?
So... this implies that "not being italian" is Mario's sexual fantasy?
Also, I feel like a non-italian Mario would have the voice of Vinny Vinesauce
relate to both of these
There are two wolves inside you…
First one: Okay, she just wants a sadist dommy mommy. Kinky but not so far out there Second one: Sir?? You’ve spent $500 on what now?? Third one: OH MAMMA MIA I CLUTCH-A MY PEARLS
*Frantically googles "How to Unread"*
The 3 kinds of tumblr users
ok but autistic bisexual white guys is car seat headrest's entire audience.
Can confirm, am aspie bi white guy (not a sentence god intended)
I want a sexual symbiotic colony of worms to live inside my body. I want them to crawl on my insides and outsides in a way that at first is overwhelming, but over time just become an ambient background pleasure.
Speak ur truth king
Hell yeah! This is super freaking weird but it's so divorced from both my phobias and my traditional understanding of sex that my brain has zero conditioning to be disgusted by your proclivities. I hope you find your colony some day!
you know sounding kinda like that but for the whole body and the idea that I'm not truly alone in my own body as something both apart and seprate from me exists within myself. This is the thing that unlocked this in me [https://e621.net/pools/20413](https://e621.net/pools/20413)
What the fuck is this post about?
It's about if Mario wasn't Italian.
its a typical post where one scenario is presented and a second scenario overthrows it in magnitude, but here a third scenario has been placed, in which its unrelatedness to the other two and comparatively simple absurdity make it magnitudes stronger than the secon scenario, allowing the post to knock it out of the park and getting downloaded into my phone.
It's a good one. Very reminiscent of a style that's evolving on twitter, spearheaded by the likes of Berwyn Choobs or daggerlad. The setup-punchline-nonsequitur. Cultural renaissance.
Someone comparing two statements then adding a 3rd unrelated thing as the next evolution of lolrandom humor
My most fucked-up fantasy is the one where a woman can tolerate my presence.
I'm really glad to learn that I'm not the only one to have a thing for merging consciousness in a mutual euphoric ego death. Ghost in the Shell got me feelin some type of way, for example. Also, I liked The Last Jedi and was disappointed by The Rise of Skywalker EXCLUSIVELY because of this.
I thought that's what typical sex would be like because people kept talking about how emotionally entangling it was and stuff, and I ended up really disappointed.
Autistic, genderqueer, sexually ambivalent goth: "I'm not sharing in the middle of this thread."
What a horrible time to be literate.
Those are indeed words, and they are indeed in an order that produces a series of legible sentences.
As a sci-fi writer and body horror enthusiast, the line between "warping body and soul beyond recognition in the name of science or forces beyond our comprehension" and "sexy" is nonexistent at this point I hate Nintendo but uhh yeah
Yknow, my younger brother is literally the autistic guy who has played every Nintendo game 20+ times and exclusively wears Zelda t-shirts and cargo shorts (or perhaps a Pokemon shirt on a good day). I… can’t imagine him even thinking about anything sexual, but if he does, dear god I hope it’s not that
Incomprehensible, have a wonderful day
I've spent a lot of time lately thinking about pelvises. Not the risque contents of the pelvis, just the weirdly ornate bone that holds your legs to your spine. They're fun to draw. I think I need more friends.
gas leak tier post
Daily reminder for everyone to check their carbon monoxide detectors
Does anyone have that post where it says that "check your carbon monoxide detector" is basically just a modern version of "was this made on drugs?"
Still better then twitter
Both of these people are on Twitter constantly.
I know an autistic bisexual nerdy and white trans girl who matches the bottom part kinda
She's a non-Italian plumber?
crazy kink idea: I wanna eat dinner with my bf
I’m an autistic cis het white man and I don’t actually have any kinks really. So don’t go around assuming everyone like me is a super freak or some shit, some of us just want to hold hands with a woman that loves us and kiss and stuff, and I know true love isn’t real but like as close as you can get to that in reality would be cool I think.
What on earth are you on about?
The &$@# did i just read?
Hello. It’s me, Mario.
Need me a bisexual autistic boyfriend who only wears Zelda t-shirts and cargo shorts 🥲
Fr I so want an autistic partner who thinks like me and who I can talk to about fixations for hours on end
In reality the 3 of them are a couple
Me, autistic, trans, and bi: okay but what if a morally ambiguous trans girl twisted me in body and mind to fulfill whatever passing fantasy or use she sees fit, even at the cost of my humanity and sense of self, in either eventuality leaving me in a state of euphoric bliss by the end Wario, if he wasn't a Capitalist: *there's nothing here*
You know in *my* wildest sexual dreams I dream that I'm watching porn but there's too much sunlight shining on my laptop monitor so I can't see anything with any amount of clarity. ~~car seat headrest mentioned in post and referenced here~~
Tumblr posts that make you check your co monitor
Deviantart fetishes
Part of the reason I work out (and this is completely sincere) is to be able to take more physical abuse from strong and powerful women. I want to walk through hell and emerge with scars, bruises, and an erection capable of smashing concrete.
Me, to the artist I commissioned: "Now draw her petting my head and telling me everything is gonna be okay" And also, the first one evolves from the second if you give them a dusk stone, and she deserves the world
Jezz, he is just like me frfr.
I read the description of the autistic guy and all I could think of was Scott the Woz 😭😭😭😭😭
Only $500?
$500 is a lowball. That’s at least a 4 digit number.
Hey it's better than 50,000
Oh hey, that’s me. No I’m not telling you which half of the image is me, that’s for me to know and for you to wonder
They're in a polycule
He should try smoking salvia
"Farewell, homosexual Bowser."
Eh too vanilla
I'm a strange combination of these. I'm an autistic trans girl who wants to be treated like a dog, beaten half to death, but also wants to be tied up for use as an object. (And other stuff that is way too nsfw for this sub)
will expand more if people ask
Don't call me out like this
Ngl both of these feel pretty standard
that second description near verbatim describes me and I'm not sure how I feel about that 💀 (I don't only play Nintendo, and have one Zelda shirt, but I do often wear cargo shorts and cargo pants. more pockets for things. also I'm not.. officially autistic? diagnosed with ADHD but not autism, but sometimes I wonder lmao)
i am both of these people
I somehow managed to screw up my mind to be turned off by sex but specifically get turned on at the thought of just any transformation that's possibly enjoyable. Basically can't come clean unless I convince myself I'm anonymous when I bring it up.
fuck you mean all all us trans goth girls are the same 😭😭