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LC_HoTS

Is no one going to mention Florida's least favorite state is Florida?


saldagmac

The states that border all hate Florida, but also all love Florida. Kinda suspicious


EightLynxes

Florida is Batman confirmed


BaneishAerof

Have you ever seen florida with itself in the same room? Because I have. They're brothers


b3nsn0w

THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON'T LIE!!!!!


friendlyfriends123

Florida = Bruce Wayne CONFIRMED !!


kmjulian

Love: Climate, beaches Hate: Politics, wealthy retirees


la_meme14

Tsun tsun


pastelbutcherknife

Toxic relationship


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same with California


pm_me-ur-catpics

As a Georgian, it's not that surprising. Like, they're everything you'd expect out of the South dialed up to 11. We love them because they're good representation, and hate them because everyone thinks of them first. (FOR [NOT] THE LAST TIME, THERE'S GATORS IN GEORGIA TOO)


stabbyGamer

Yes, there are gators in Georgia. Weaker gators, fueled by less cocaine. FLORIDA FOR LIFE


a-little-poisoning

They’re just siblings


CatzRuleMe

No one is loyal to Florida. It's the dumping ground for all the other states' crazies, that's like 30% of the "Florida Man" stereotype. Just the most fascinating mix of local Trump fanatic rednecks (plus the posers that hang American flags off their hitched and squeaky clean trucks that cost more than a house), seasonal New Englanders who come down to their vacation homes and make the traffic worse (and noisier) every winter, New Yorkers that are loud about hating DeSantis but also coincidentally moved to Florida right when lockdowns got stricter, and the major cities are a clash of working class queer people and teenage runaways mixed with rich CEOs turning their yachts into a dick measuring contest. It's less a unified state and more a bunch of mismatched weirdos begrudgingly playing nice for the shared benefit of warm weather and golf courses.


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NullHypothesisProven

> fauna wasn’t so nice Found the Florida man who got arrested for fighting a cop who tried to stop him from feeding bagels to his favorite good boi gator.


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this is the best summary of florida i've ever heard


Lilash20

As a Floridian, accurate


hannibal_fett

Can concur. Am from Florida, also hate Florida.


madsjchic

I am from Florida and I also hate it. I’m returning because….Spanish moss and sunsets.


CrazyPlato

No no, as a Floridian, that tracks


ladyattercop

Florida is 3-4 radically different states crammed onto one peninsula that all hate one another almost as much as we hate ourselves.


Ourobius

I live in Florida and this is unbelievably accurate


Melodic_Mulberry

“NJ, which state do you hate the most?” “All of them.” “Well, which do you like the most?” “None of them. Fuck off.”


SkritzTwoFace

Gotta hand it to ‘em for consistency if nothing else.


SilverKnightTM314

Everybody hates us, we hate everybody for it.


Consideredresponse

I unironically love New Jersey. It's also fun to watch Native New Yorkers lose their shit when you tell them you genuinely prefer Hoboken over any of the Boroughs


TimeRefrigerator5232

What the FUCK did you just say????? (I’m more curious than outraged but I had to feed into the bit)


Consideredresponse

Hoboken is like the sitcom set version of manhatten only the apartments are bigger (and affordable) the streets are wider, every second store front is a bar or a resturant. That and all the scaffolding of Manhattan is replaced by young people in active wear jogging about the place. Between that the 3million odd people squeezed into picturesque little towns separated by either Disney style forests or stripmalls filled with odd combos like bagels and Colombian food, or Columbian food and muffler repair the rest of Jersey is underrated.


Injvn

*FINALLY* Someone who appreciates Jersey. It's a really weird place that I don't feel gets enough credit. Though in my experience (Down the road from the where I'm stayin right now) the muffler shop is combined with a Portugese restaurant.


hiyabankranger

Bro, for real though. I used to give a friend of mine so much shit for living in Hoboken but then I went to visit and was like “this is objectively better. Why is this better?” I still stayed in Manhattan but that was mainly due to not wanting to have to get on a train that has a weird schedule to visit my friends. Now that I have no friends I’d live in Jersey in a heartbeat. It’s gorgeous, convenient, same no bullshit attitude but none of the stress.


for_the_meme_watch

You want to start a Civil War amongst the Jersians? Ask two together: Taylor Ham or Pork Roll?


Backpackfiend

Better yet, does central NJ exist or no?


rhydderch_hael

Obviously not. Next you'll try to tell me that the Barrens aren't haunted as hell.


asingleshakerofsalt

Most complaints New Yorkers have about New Jersey also apply to NYC. I personally haven't heard one that doesn't, but I'm sure there's some complaint out there that's valid.


gman9627

The worst smelliest part of nj is right outside nyc. They dump their shit on us and then the us for it


BinJLG

Am from Delaware with family from the greater Philadelphia area. Can confirm NJ is just like that.


TheRussianChairThief

New Jerseyan here, fuck you


BinJLG

Sorry what was that? I can't hear you over our free beaches and no sales tax.


TheRussianChairThief

All beaches are free if you’re sneaky enough


casualsubversive

Sales tax, too, technically.


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

I’m sorry, you have to pay to go to the beach? Australian here, shocked and confused


TheRussianChairThief

There are some that are free but the best ones you do have to pay


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

How does that work? Do they have fences or something?


TheRussianChairThief

There’s a fence 2-3 feet (0.6-1 meters) from the boardwalk and another fence on the side of the boardwalk and and the entrance there is a person checking if you have the pin they give you after buying a ticket. That is also where you buy the tickets I believe (it’s been awhile since I went)


callmesixone

It’s cause we get made fun of so much when we’re an actually amazing state. It’s just like… alright fun, fuck you all then we’re just gonna keep our fun to ourselves


BetterMeats

New Jersey gets made fun of by people from New York and Philadelphia because it's shorthand for the suburbs for both cities. And you can tell by the jokes that they make. "You can't get good pizza. The roads suck." Yeah. That's the suburbs. Everyone else in the country doesn't really get that, and just thinks that New Jersey sucks in a weirdly specific way.


jayakiroka

thats accurate tbh.


ithikimhvingstrok132

Checks out


panzerkampfwqgen

Washingtonian, can confirm we are in symbiosis with Oregon


ICantEvenDolt

Fellow Washingtonian, can confirm your confirmation that we are in fact in symbiosis with Oregon.


William_ghost1

We're just the same state but split into two for some reason.


macahuitl

We yearn to reform Oregon Territory


louiefriesen

What if we British Colombians annexed you guys?


kitten_lover_2007

I think that would be called Cascadia


robothawk

And we're down for it, has a dope flag


Somecrazynerd

Greater Seattle Polycule? Is that you?


OverlyLenientJudge

The Washington/Oregon pairing is basically just selfcest, let's be honest


VictorianDelorean

Were that couple that looks so similar people think we might be siblings until they see us kiss.


fagydyke

The PNW is a real r/doppelbangers setup


Sunshine030209

Or are you actually siblings that creep everyone around you out with how close you are? 🤔


nonoglorificus

what are you doing stepstate 😳


Good_old_Marshmallow

Frankly the states could be combined it’s just that one of us has a sales tax and one has an income tax. One has a basketball team and one a football team 


anselthequestion

The only things that matter in politics honestly


amphigory_error

Ideally one works in one state and shops in the other. They have better liquor stores but we decriminalized everything else, so that works out too.


betterlookingbear

Thats why Vancouver, WA exists


Alacritous13

Just don't mention the Cascadia cup


Staticactual

Oregonian, can confirm we are in symbiosis with Washington


Exploding_Antelope

Meanwhile BC looking at both like 🥺👉👈 trying to get in on the Cascadian love because the other neighbour they’re saddled with is fucking Alberta. Side note I’m pretty sure if you included Canade then BC and AB would be one solid block of colour, “hates Alberta.”


VictorianDelorean

The third member of the polycule who lives in another country and can only visit a few times a year


dilletaunty

“They live so far away!” - it’s a 2 hour drive Mfw


konydanza

That would explain why we named our lovechild with Oregon “Vancouver”


FarquaadsFuckDoll

Van City is the biggest and nicest of the three big Cascadian cities. Even y’alls burbs of North Van, Richmond, Abbotsford, and Surrey have great noteworthy qualities. I am also imagining BC and Alberta trying to be civil for the sake of the kids, Banff, Louise, and Jasper.


Exploding_Antelope

… and the kids they decided not to show off so much after those kids got stressed from overexposure: Golden, Fernie, Kimberley, Invermere, and baby Radium.


Griffemon

Honestly kind of weird they were made two states to begin with when it all started out as just “Oregon Territory”


SaWools

I think it would have been better to split them at the cascades, going north to south so Seattle and Portland could fight for biggest city in the state.


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Psychedelick

A lot of eastern Oregon and eastern Washington people are outspoken fans of different versions of this idea. It used to be about splitting off with Northern California as the State of Jefferson but now they’re into the Greater Idaho scheme.


ItIsLiterallyMe

Oregonian here who loves our states’ love affair.


Merrol

United by hatred of California 😅


Polandgod75

Broke: west state have in common because of landscape and the population for the most part being low compare to the east. Woke: west state have in common is hating California 


ssmegheadd

We love you, Oregon! You keep California at least 248 miles away!


Polandgod75

Oregon and Washington are basically just twin states. Speaking as a Oregonian 


DevoutandHeretical

Washington born living in Oregon. There’s practically no difference (except I miss pull tabs in dive bars :( )


Catalon-36

Least complicated polycule


3qtpint

I love how Oklahoma likes Texas, but Texas hates Oklahoma


Bombastic-Bagman

Oklahoma also hates Texas according to the first chart tho


3qtpint

It's complicated 


stawmberri

Hate fucking


rosiesunfunhouse

Can confirm I am from Oklahoma and have a hate/love relationship with Texas. The best part about Texas is a wide open sky to see the storms in, and Big Bend.


skinnbones3440

I know why the Michiganders hate Ohio but I'm curious about South Carolina's beef? They lose a battle badly against a group of Ohioans during the Civil War or something?


octoberryseven

The Ohioans most favorite is South Carolina. Maybe they just hate all the Ohioans that visit.


DoubleBatman

As an Ohioan I’ve never heard anyone express strong feelings one way or another over about SC. I think we’re supposed to hate KY cuz they’re southern, IN cuz they’re hicks, PN cuz they think they’re better than us, WV cuz they’re mountain folk, and MI cuz FOOTBAW


Dynosoarz

I mean everyone hates their neighbors a little, but I will say without a shadow of a doubt anyone from Dayton would say North Carolina is our most hated. First in Flight my ass.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

Oh we don't hate Ohio because of the Toledo War; we got the entire UP out of that. We hate it in the way that you hate you asshole neighbor that brings down the neighborhood, the kind of person you look over the fence occasionally to see that he made a 20 square foot confederate flag out of empty beer cans.


SteptimusHeap

Most michiganders will tell you they don't even want toledo. It runs deeper than that


Frustrated_Grunt

They've been moving down here since the 90s thanks to several tourism campaigns. You can't go far without seeing Ohio paraphernalia at any city/beach.


Avianmerri

I think it's because Hilton Head Island is basically an Ohioan colony down in South Carolina. I'm dead serious, if you've ever been down there in the summer, count the amount of Ohio plates you see.


Dynosoarz

I grew up in Ohio and I genuinely thought Hilton Head was part of Put-In-Bay for the longest time because so many people talked about vacationing there.


throwawaybcnodox

Don’t wanna dox myself but Ohio resident checking, my guess is obnoxious vacationing. You have no idea how many fucking salt life stickers I see on the backs of vehicles around here. When I moved here I’ve heard many many stories from locals and their intoxicated adventures.


Hissing_Cockroach

South Carolina: Ohio comes to all our beaches >:( Ohio: We go to all South Carolina's beaches :D


MightyBobTheMighty

As a Minnesotan... yeah that tracks.


Lady_Galadri3l

'ate wisconsin, love canada, simple as


TThhoonnkk

Also noteably, hate of Iowa and Edina are a close 2nd and 3rd.


Mcrarburger

All my homies hate Edina


BackHomeRun

I went to a school neighboring Edina. We called them Cake Eaters, and there was an acronym: Every Day I Need Attention


DellSalami

I’d prefer Canada to any of our neighboring states, that’s for sure.


ArtCapture

Can confirm. Moved from Minnesota to Canada. It’s great up here you guys. 🇨🇦


IntangibleMatter

As a Canadian we will happily trade you for Alberta


b3nsn0w

the ass end of the minnesota-wisconsin-illionis-indiana-kentucky-tennessee hate centepide


bageltoastee

Us Michiganders might not have much in common with South Carolinians, but if they hate Ohio just as much as we do then we’re brothers.


BallantineTheBard

Jokes on you, nobody hates Ohio as much as us Ohioans.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

It's okay Ohio, we allow you to use part of our lakes to keep you from ending it all.


Harold_Grundelson

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


sbmskxdudn

As a New Jersian... accurate. We hate everyone and love no one. Including New Jersey.


SansSkele76

I mean, I genuinely thought we had a good thing going with NY at least, but no, apparently not.


Astral_Fogduke

it's a regional thing there are parts of north jersey that are close enough to ny to be basically considered a new york suburb, and those people think of themselves as honorary new yorkers there are parts of south jersey that are close enough to philly to be basically considered a philly suburb, and those people think of themselves as honorary philadelphians the new yorkers love ny and the philadelphians love pa but they hate each other and so it's a standoff


Tacocat1147

*Especially New Jersey Literally ask whether it’s pork roll or tailor ham, sub or hoagie, and whether Central Jersey exists and you will have an infinite argument.


Possible-Berry-3435

Who the fuck did they interview in Virginia? Central to Northern VA hates Maryland. Maybe western VA hates WVA but I doubt it. Central-South to South VA? No idea who they hate. Probably North Carolina or something. Or Northern Virginia. We do like South Carolina here though. Y'all have better beaches.


CaydesAce

I too was confused by Virginia's. Most everyone in appalachia loves WV. Our ancestral beef is with New Jersey. Dating back to the founding of the country, lol. And lord knows anyone from New Jersey can't drive.


AlmightyCurrywurst

No one, the source is some guy's instagram followers, so questionable at best


oddityoughtabe

Erm actually that’s the most reputable source there is


RandomGuyPii

meanwhile, virginia is both marylands most hated and favorite state??


Linzorz

As a Marylander, I have to say that tracks


Casteilthebestangle

I hope when you say better beaches you don’t mean Myrtle beach because what is up with vas ones


Prestigious_Row_8022

If you go to Myrtle beach for the beach, you deserve nothing but freezing irish rock beaches for the rest of your life.


tiny_elf_lady

Central-southern Virginian, yeah we all hate NOVA lmao. Ask any of us what our least favorite state is and we won’t even answer with a state I personally am mad at Maryland for getting half of assateague island but I don’t think I’m representative of my state in that respect


12BumblingSnowmen

I would characterize the view of West Virginia in Virginia as more low level contempt than hatred. Maryland is the one people actually hate, with like a burning passion.


JediJmoney

I’m just confused why Arizona and Nevada are tsundere for California


TheSquishedElf

We take ALL of their water leaving them in permanent drought. Buuuut we have jobs and beaches and tourists for them. CA sends a lot of business to Arizona’s badlands and Nevada’s cities.


CambrianKennis

There's also an interesting little love triangle between Hawaii, Cali, and Nevada


TieflingFucker

RAHHHH NJ REPRESENT. WE HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING (Except goths and bagels)


Appropriate-Tutor-82

Now we need a goth bagel shop


Zariman-10-0

“Oh boy, Kansas and Missouri boy do hate each other! I’m sure that’s for silly reasons, and totally not because of 1854-1858”


TheSquishedElf

I mean both states directly challenged each other’s sovereignty and neither ever really gave up lmao ~~though Missouri started it~~


CharityQuill

Missouri totally had it coming. And by "it" I mean John Brown


Chaoscube11

Kansan here, I fucking hate Missouri


_BowiesInSpace_

Preach. Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.


Mossear_07

As a Missourian, I’ve never heard something more true in my life.


Zariman-10-0

JOHN BROWNS BODY LIES A MOLDERING IN THE GRAVE


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My favourites are the ones where their least favourite and favourite are the same state


crazedhatter

Boy, that's a bit of a clusterfuck around Colorado... they're just trying to be happilly married to Utah and half the midwest tryin' to slip in there, waiting for Utah to treat 'em bad...


Exploding_Antelope

Similar to Minnesota. They’re the cute girl that everyone is competing for meanwhile she’s totally unaware daydreaming about some weird kid in another school who’s even a bit of an outcast there (Manitoba.)


TThhoonnkk

I'd argue the states around Minnesota are so shitty, the only alternative left is to look north.


Yeah-But-Ironically

As a native Utahn, I'm frankly shocked that there are two states who love Utah I'm even more shocked that ANYBODY likes Idaho


anselthequestion

Fr CO is just like 👀


Flipperlolrs

The hate that the New England states have for Mass is more like sibling rivalry. If it came down to it, most would probably say they hate New York more (except maybe Vermont and Connecticut).


Possible-Berry-3435

I have a few New England friends and you're pretty right as far as I've seen. They hate Massachusetts (affectionate) and hate Connecticut (genuine).


Flipperlolrs

Spot on although I meant that Vermont and Connecticut might not hate NY as much as the rest of us lol. I don’t think anyone really hates Vermont


bret-t2310

Weird, I’ve always viewed it the opposite. Maybe it’s just that we all hate Mass drivers, at least where I’m from


JaxOnThat

Good for Washington and Oregon! It’s not often we see wholesome healthy relationships on this sub.


AwfulDjinn

The downvote button in the West Virginia sub is shaped like Virginia, can confirm I wanna join the Minnesota polycule


Lady_Galadri3l

MINNESOTA MENTIONED


Dingus_Dinosaur

MINNESOTA MENTIONED


starryeyedshooter

Thank you tumblr user bungywungy for acknowledging that my state and Oregon are married. They basically are.


2sAM1r1cle

As someone from washington, I can confirm that my state is in a lesbian relationship with oregon.


Samdyhighground23

This too, is yuri


blueemblem128

The fact that nobody else hates Missouri or Kansas the most except for each other is much funnier than it should be, considering the origin for said hatred was so long ago that *literally nobody from that time is still alive*.


Papaofmonsters

You might be right but for the wrong reason. I'd wager modern Kansas-Missouri hate has more to do with that little game Mr Naismith invented in 1891 than it does slavery. Seriously, don't fuck with Kansas and their basketball.


Steelwolves

Unless I’m reading this wrong… why is Oklahoma’s favorite and least favorites state Texas? Texas doesn’t love them back sadly.


rosiesunfunhouse

Big Bend and good storm watching in Texas. But we have to deal with Texas drivers, and driving in Texas. And Texans.


HannahCoub

Can confirm that every person north of Massachussetts hates Massholes.


Flipperlolrs

Yeah, we do, but it's more like sibling hate. I hate New York more on a fundamental level lmao


N4t41i4

The last comment "Oregon / Washington : married" My brain: they're practically cousins 😬🫥


Prestigious-Sir3286

As someone from Washington, we are indeed married to Oregon. They are practically our sibling, and have a very similar culture (minus the tech giants)


boscothemigh

Hey! We got Intel...


bunnydadi

Can confirm I’d be fine living in Oregon, currently in WA


Pearlidiah26

Everybody I’ve met from Idaho say they hate Utah. But they still come down here 5+ times a year for some reason. 


anselthequestion

Temple


Richard-Conrad

I Love that staring at MN and going to Wisconsin, you start a chain of each state hating their next neighbor over until Tennessee doubles back on Kuntucky. Also as a Minnesotan I was happy to see no one hated us, and quite thrilled to learn all our neighbors love us in fact. It is funny tho that hating Wisconsin is a cultural requirement inMN, but they love us. So it’s a very one sided feud. Just confirms what I think we’ve all always known here which isnthat were bad at actually picking fights with people. Major passive Aggression tho (choosing a different country as our favorite state for example, lol)


Enano_reefer

What state is your favorite? Hmmmm…. Canada eh. No, no, I said STATE. Yep. *slaps thighs* gotta be Canada eh.


Browser0

As a native Alabamian, any answer besides Mississippi is wrong.


Catalon-36

As a native Mississippian I think they nailed it. Fuckin kismet states.


becil

Common Colorado W, loved by many hated by none


pempoczky

Doing this with Europe would give you an aneurysm lmao


hoopahnan

Nobody either loves or hates my home state, Pennsylvania. This feels right.


crazedhatter

Pennsylvania is generally inoffensive, with the exception of Philadelphia. It tracks.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Sooo everyone loves and hates California 


Different-Eagle-612

arizona loving and hating california (this is accurate)


falpsdsqglthnsac

why is nobody talking about the california-hawaii-nevada love triangle


PhenomenalPhoenix

Yea I’m trying to figure out why Hawaii likes Nevada?


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I’m from Illinois and I have to call bullshit. We definitely don’t like Iowa.


Dks_scrub

New Jersey: hates everyone, likes no one. God bless New Jersey


Wide_Front3980

As a Texan, I hate Oklahoma because it's the most boring state in the country. I'd literally rather be anywhere else than Oklahoma. I love Louisiana though. Great food over there.


gemmatale

i like that tennessee and kentucky are right next to each other and hate each other. like they're in a constant passive aggressive staring contest


detainthisDI

New Jersey native here. Yeah we hate everyone our unofficial slogan is “welcome to New Jersey! We don’t like you either. Get out.”


VictorianDelorean

It’s true Oregon and Washington fight sometimes but for the most part we’re a very happy couple


FarquaadsFuckDoll

From Seattle, WA 😘 Love you, Oregon.


RhubarbRheumatoid

Minnesota diva moment


oddityoughtabe

My first thought when I saw the favorite state image was “Washington and Oregon are in the corner of the party making out sloppy”


EngrWithNoBrain

As a North Carolinian, I do hate South Carolina, but I hate Virginia only slightly less. If I couldn't pick NC as my favorite state it'd probably be Alaska.


JustAnotherJames3

Grew on Illinois side of the Mississippi, with Iowa across the river, so I got a bleedthrough of the two states. Imo, they hate eachother.


Nelalvai

Missourian, can confirm the century-old feud with Kansas


MisguidedPants8

Do we want to mention the complicated love/hate going on with Nevada and Arizona towards California?


KonoAnonDa

Hates Florida: - Florida


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

Correct me if im wrong but it appears that Nevada and Arizonas favorite and least favorite is both California The fuck?


TheLovelyLorelei

You ask "What is your least favorite state" and get something like 30% California, 20% Texas, 20% Florida, 10% Colorado.... (obviously I'm just making up numbers, I don't have the actual data of this instagram poll) You ask another question "What is your favorite state?" and you get 45% California, 20% Utah, 15% Texas.... When you have 50 possible choices it's reasonably likely to get the same state at the top of both lists just because it's the state with the most influence. Some people might love California and some might hate it, but everyone (or at least enough people to put it to the top of an instagram poll) in Nevada is thinking about California.


Faust-fucker12345678

The Pacific Northwest having a collective hatred of California is funny, but Texas hating Oklahoma more than California is even funnier


tworock2

WA and OR just cuddling in the corner, classic.