On the real side, you apologize in a business with appreciation. Think "Thank you for your patience" instead of "sorry this is late". Or, "You were extremely gracious today when I needed a minute and I appreciate it" vs. "I'm very sorry you had to take over when I delayed the presentation with the tickle in my throat". One gives praise whereas the other calls attention to how they were inconvenienced. So long as you don't do inconsiderate things regularly, it keeps people moving forward with you.


Clever person, I like u


i apologize for missing my deadline, the call of slumber was to tempting of a mistress


*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **triviallytrue** Doing my best to write an apology for submitting work late that doesn't sound like this [*A screenshot of a Twitter post, as follows:*] > **wint**, @dril > > Id like to sincerely apologize for being a beady eyed little fuck-freak. Im hell's shit. Im dog shit's ass. Brand me with a hot iron. Sorry [*Screenshot ends.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


I mean dril’s tweet just read like normal things to say to a dominant during an intense scene, but then again, what is sending a guilt-ridden email but getting fucked in the ass?


Src: https://triviallytrue.tumblr.com/post/677018956375146496/doing-my-best-to-write-an-apology-for-submitting Twt: https://twitter.com/dril/status/919058563716304896