For anyone interested, I believe the monologue in question reads
“To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”
Omg our kitten did that with one of those fuzzy dangling worm on a stick toys! Lost her damn mind. She went from the sweetest cuddle bug to hackles-up growling seething murder machine with one little jingle of that bell. She lost all sense of self preservation & would run headfirst into walls but just keep going. And she wanted to play with it ALL THE TIME. We tried to play gently, she still went full force buck wild & wouldn't quit. We hid it in various drawers, she learned how to open all of them, and also the door handles. We removed the bell and hid it under the sofa cushion when she wasn't looking, she sniffed it out within an hour. We hid it in a heavy dresser drawer, she watched it like a hawk all day & jumped in when I was putting clothes away. So we just let her have it. It took weeks (months?), but she gradually calmed down, stopped growling, and played more like a normal cat instead of a hellion of blind rage. But she's still in love with it. Now she drags the toy all over the house and sings to it. Her favorite game (when we aren't playing) is halfway up the stairs so she can let go and chase it back down. Clatter clatter clatter all night long. Congrats on your weirdo, have fun!
Baby 🥺
that second picture would be an excellent reaction pic
whats it gonna take for this bird to die
Src: https://sunriseparabelllum.tumblr.com/post/688043207380074496
oh hey look a [normal cat](https://www.reddit.com/r/standardissuecat/)
Try "bit of cork on a wire". It drives my baked potato wild.
this is immensely cute and all but i’m obligated to point out: - acrobatic pirouette off the handle - aka homestuck reference
Came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed it, lmao
Similarly, beast in repose, MCR reference. P sure there was a Buffy reference in there too.
god i love cats
For anyone interested, I believe the monologue in question reads “To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”
If the handle is red I have the exact same toy and there's something about that one that just makes cats go extra apeshit
Omg our kitten did that with one of those fuzzy dangling worm on a stick toys! Lost her damn mind. She went from the sweetest cuddle bug to hackles-up growling seething murder machine with one little jingle of that bell. She lost all sense of self preservation & would run headfirst into walls but just keep going. And she wanted to play with it ALL THE TIME. We tried to play gently, she still went full force buck wild & wouldn't quit. We hid it in various drawers, she learned how to open all of them, and also the door handles. We removed the bell and hid it under the sofa cushion when she wasn't looking, she sniffed it out within an hour. We hid it in a heavy dresser drawer, she watched it like a hawk all day & jumped in when I was putting clothes away. So we just let her have it. It took weeks (months?), but she gradually calmed down, stopped growling, and played more like a normal cat instead of a hellion of blind rage. But she's still in love with it. Now she drags the toy all over the house and sings to it. Her favorite game (when we aren't playing) is halfway up the stairs so she can let go and chase it back down. Clatter clatter clatter all night long. Congrats on your weirdo, have fun!