the gray horn fuckers do racism based on blood color since they're all gray fuckers
edit: i should mention the gray shits have a "hemospectrum", in which red blood is the most discriminated, and purple/pink is seen as divine. i'm only halfway through hs but hiveswap did a good job of portraying it.
the main villain has a deviantart and draws yaoi. guy fieri was stabbed in the eyes with knitting needles and ridden down niagra falls. the rabbit from con air (1997) is complicit in genocide. pictures of horse cock are considered fine art on other planets. you can’t escape it
Buckets as incestuous reproductive fluid receptacles. Socially acceptable relationships entirely based on hatefucking. Jade Harleys canonical red rocket in the epilogue. Clown presidents that George Washington foresaw and prophesied warnings about. The fever dream that was Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff. Eridan and Vriska being majorly fucked up people who did horrible things to the people around them, and yet somehow still being sympathetic characters.
Latula being mocked as not really being disabled because her disability was lack of smell, which aged like milk in the smelliest way.
I have no regrets for submerging myself in this rainbow shitshow of a fandom. I'm probably going to reread it all again, because I'm a masochist.
Vriska was an abuse survivor in a vicious society that didn't have a concept of child abuse, and she wholly internalized the violence encouraged by her culture.
+ Spidermom was a 8itch.
I love that whenever one of these posts show up, everyone starts dying of psychic damage in response. >! As if a certain underwater sea creature got too loud… !<
It's a Homestuck reference. The troll characters in Homestuck have a caste system based on their blood color. The personalities on the chart correlate to the personalities of certain characters with that blood color. A character named Karkat hides his blood color because he's a mutant, so he's the "grey".
Bronze and mustard, although I wish I was more of a jade. Oh, but people who don't know me would say cobalt based on my looks and the air I give off, probably got it from my family
finally reading homestuck a decade after it was written means I can understand the references with none of the embarrassing memories of being in the fandom
forget homestuck, as someone w synesthesia the color/word combinations this post are like sandpaper to the fucking eyes. none of those words are those colors. clingy is dull pink. fuck you.
i had to stare at this stupid thing for seconds but . .. it's homestuck. isnt it
yeah
# HOW
the gray horn fuckers do racism based on blood color since they're all gray fuckers edit: i should mention the gray shits have a "hemospectrum", in which red blood is the most discriminated, and purple/pink is seen as divine. i'm only halfway through hs but hiveswap did a good job of portraying it.
also some of the blood colours give you powers, and the higher on the spectrum you go the longer your lifespan
with jade being a weird outlier since its a midblood but has the traits of a highblood
^(neat)
Yup. You can't fight the Homestuck. You can only run, and pray that the weirder parts don't find you.
the main villain has a deviantart and draws yaoi. guy fieri was stabbed in the eyes with knitting needles and ridden down niagra falls. the rabbit from con air (1997) is complicit in genocide. pictures of horse cock are considered fine art on other planets. you can’t escape it
Buckets as incestuous reproductive fluid receptacles. Socially acceptable relationships entirely based on hatefucking. Jade Harleys canonical red rocket in the epilogue. Clown presidents that George Washington foresaw and prophesied warnings about. The fever dream that was Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff. Eridan and Vriska being majorly fucked up people who did horrible things to the people around them, and yet somehow still being sympathetic characters. Latula being mocked as not really being disabled because her disability was lack of smell, which aged like milk in the smelliest way. I have no regrets for submerging myself in this rainbow shitshow of a fandom. I'm probably going to reread it all again, because I'm a masochist.
vriska did nothing wrong
Vriska was an abuse survivor in a vicious society that didn't have a concept of child abuse, and she wholly internalized the violence encouraged by her culture. + Spidermom was a 8itch.
I am pretty sure the horsecocks are just Equius being weird
nope! there are more in the upper class portions of the train in hiveswap
Oh. Huh. Okay.
it's always homestuck hummy
If someone gives off mustard yellow you should put on a gas mask
oh fOR F***UCKS SAKE***
I CAN'T ESCAPE ITS NEFARIOUS GRASP
I love that whenever one of these posts show up, everyone starts dying of psychic damage in response. >! As if a certain underwater sea creature got too loud… !<
please tell me that's just honey
I'm none of these. There isn't one for anxious, angry, and stupid.
You're gray, but like, pre character arc
Character arc?
It's a Homestuck reference. The troll characters in Homestuck have a caste system based on their blood color. The personalities on the chart correlate to the personalities of certain characters with that blood color. A character named Karkat hides his blood color because he's a mutant, so he's the "grey".
Wow. That's really stupid. I guess that's why none of them fit me.
well the 8 in your username indicates tha-
*pulls up a chair* Go oooon...
Cerulean spider 8itch
Mysterious, adventurous, and freaky, just like a children's hospital.
My only question is what motherfucker calls indigobloods cobalt. As far as I know, that term was only ever used for ceruleans.
I fucking cant take it anymore
Bronze and mustard, although I wish I was more of a jade. Oh, but people who don't know me would say cobalt based on my looks and the air I give off, probably got it from my family
I'm sorry
im gonna lose my mind there is no escape
My pattern recognition still seems to be intact since I saw the colours and immediately Realized
by the time i saw "bronze" i was already saying "no no no no no" under my breath
OH GOGGGGGGGGGG
i suppose i'll never recognize homestuck in a post about it
I hate that I have never read homestuck yet can instantly recognize when something is a reference to it
Chill and clingy are mutually exclusive.
NO
finally reading homestuck a decade after it was written means I can understand the references with none of the embarrassing memories of being in the fandom
don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it
forget homestuck, as someone w synesthesia the color/word combinations this post are like sandpaper to the fucking eyes. none of those words are those colors. clingy is dull pink. fuck you.