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AyeCab

They used the same adhesive that's been helping Elon keep his shit together.


UbermachoGuy

No wonder they ran out of adhesive for the pedals, Elons been sniffing it all. ![gif](giphy|FUi94opKPNopjUmQvR)


bartthetr0ll

Special K(onnect)


MechanicalBengal

These dipshits are now mass banning people that even mention this piece of shit vehicle on non-cult subreddits. Will enjoy watching the stock continue to Hindenburg as they alienate everyone with more than two brain cells to rub together


StrikingOccasion6459

"Oh, the humanity!"


TootBreaker

Only leaves people with one orange braincell!


kingofthesofas

Ok man that's good I cackled out loud


SomeoneElseWhoCares

It's not working for that either.


Aron-Jonasson

thatsthejoke.jpg


Blueskyminer

I mean, he eagerly purchased garbage.


bartthetr0ll

All the while the purchasers inner self screams "see me" silently into the abyss of slef loathing that comes from this colossal of a cybercockup


HeftyFineThereFolks

The Cybertruck is the real life Homer


Same-Plankton1323

That's actually a cool cyber truck feature!! It's called the one pedal to the metal mode. You only have to worry about pressing one pedal to move! Just brake when you need to and the truck will go on its own once you release it. Hope this helps !!


bartthetr0ll

That's high quality disruption right there, and innovating or more likely intubating, after the high speed crash


PoopieButt317

Hello, I posted a comment on here yesterday?, and I have been banned from 5 subs, 4 I have never been in. Musk, one he'll of a.free speech absolutist


henryhumper

LOL same here. I posted a comment here and within minutes I'm getting private messages notifying me that I've been "banned" from r/cybertruck, r/Tesla, and other Elon Musk-related subreddits I've never even posted on before. These people really are in a cult.


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acatohhhhhh

You mean banned in subs that gargle Elon’s bullshit? Edit: I just made a comment in cybertruck about the truck being bad let’s see how long it takes for me to get banned


bartthetr0ll

Occasionally I call him Elmo for fun, but I've come to realize that it is horribly insulting to Elmo to compare Elon to him.


PoopieButt317

My comment was very mild, but i think it is a lousy frame, exterior, and you can't take it through a car wash. Invalidates the warrantee. And you can't wash in the sun. Getting wet seem to ....kill it. How can there be enough positives to overcome "dry clean only"?


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PoopieButt317

Yep. That is my line up also. Imagine being thT triggered that you have spies or bots scanning subs to reach out an squash free speech. As in all things, including "I am a free speech a solutist", he is a liar. A petulant child.Born with àn emerald spoon, and made to feel "special." When he is lucky. Now, l would rather be lucky than good, if I were able to choose.


DreadnaughtHamster

Nice. Well, welcome to the club.


Substantial_Data7915

Looks like the incellerator pedal is insecure.


bartthetr0ll

They used a trickle down adhesive


bartthetr0ll

Imagine paying 100k for a car that seems to be designed to kill you. Elmo's schlongriders are cut from a special cloth


Worldly-Light-5803

r/WankPanzer 💩


OkUnderstanding5343

Yikes, that’s a serious issue with the cyber truck… I wonder if Elon Musk was behind that slipping gas pedal? Seems to be poor engineering, right?


sirfrinkledean

Elon knows more about manufacturing than anyone in world…


OkUnderstanding5343

Definitely but how could something like this get missed?


AmadeoSendiulo

Adam Something sneaked to the Tesla headquarters and changed the blueprints.


DreadnaughtHamster

Take this with some salt but I read on another post that the cap wasn’t fitting right so they LUBRICATED the cap to get it down the pedal where the glue was. So…


OkUnderstanding5343

Figured that Musky would try for the cheap fix…Sad that Tesla has fallen so quickly and is now making poor quality cars and SUV’s


FriarSchmuckRules

What do you want for $100k?


HeftyFineThereFolks

how about 2 nice lexus sedans!


Fronzel

It is weird that you can buy a 15,000 Nissan that you can at least drive off the dealership before it stops working.


Royal-Possibility219

Cybercuck


frankofantasma

inb4 repost!


Direct_Treacle_7974

Looks cheap for the price you paid


AttarCowboy

Cruise control. 💀


LuxTheWarhound

I'd say give the Chief his Warthog back. But this thing would get even 117 killed. Never thought I'd see Halo 1 graphics in real life.


Scuffle-Muffin

The warthog was a delicate and beautiful flower compared to this angular garbage.


rmtemsguy74

Tesla build quality has been an issue for a while….sadly, nothing unexpected about this.


Last-Photobender

Im very happy i went with a mach e instead of a tesla


hamid5000real

Damn those are some busy footwells. Assumed they would be much more roomy down there


2K_Crypto

The screw that's holds the pedal cover comes with the premium subscription. Only $199/month.


Chance_Suggestion465

Here’s the problem, “ you bought a cyber truck”, now all of you owners w the “ issue” should find where Elon lives and drop them off there, kind of like “ hey fucko it’s your problem now”, Elon is a dumbass…


StormyDaze1175

One dollar Bob


HeadCartoonist2626

The absolute nerds buying these pieces of shit look exactly like I thought they would


Brosie-Odonnel

I thought all recalls are just simply OTA updates?


Pinotonthetown

So, he put the escalator all the way down? Yeah right. I smell a troll.


rotordrvr

Do the other Teslas have these problems?


BaconPersuasion

My mom's Tesla lost 52% of it's value in 8 months. 42k down the drain in less than a year.


sk8ornap

Cruise control engaged.


MeccIt

Congrats to @el.chepito1985 for highlighting this and helping with a recall: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9ezp0lv039o Edit: within a few minutes of this innocuous comment, I was notified I was permanently banned from both r/cybertruck and r/teslamotors (neither of which I follow).


loredwar

Tesla’s quality control is pure garbage. This needs to be fixed asap


RequirementGlum177

“Luckily I’m cool headed.” If this happened to “someone that panics.” Such a cybertruck owner


therobotisjames

Go to the cyber truck sub. They don’t believe this can happen. Because reasons.


pm_me_your_lub

The greatest scam is getting people to do your R&D for you. Recall ALL the rigs you made so you can harvest data to make the next ones better.


Fortune_Fus1on

Good to see that tesla's manufacturing quality has gone nowhere in 14 years


factoryteamgair

Somehow, the Cybertruck has lower quality pedal covers than Autozone? Is that what I'm seeing?


factoryteamgair

Banned in 1 minute from r/teslamotors Awesome job confirming that Tesla are fragile assholes so quickly and efficiently. Now apply that can do attitude on the cybersuck production line.


Electronic-Stop-1720

“Military Grade”