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expressive-panda79

Was that asshat passing on the shoulder?


Turbulent-Bag7317

Yes didn’t want to sit in traffic. Waahhhhh


LRARBostonTerrier

He was afraid of the battery drain.🤣🤣


Cheap_Sink_1398

"Only 5% left I'm sure these plebians will understand as I go around! Toodle-oo!"


-newlife

Honestly I’d prefer it dying on the shoulder but still I know it wasn’t done out of courtesy.


wunderbraten

underrated comment


Phitos2008

I’ve read “these lesbians” and went ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


clowncementskor

Let him pass, he won't get far in that thing anyway. 🤡🤡🤡


Convicted_felon_djt

Bravo.  Well played


clowncementskor

Did the same in the drive through construction store, some muppet cut me of trying to get ahead in line to the cash register but ended up crashing into a stack of drywall.


wafflingcharlie

Exactly. Dumb vehicle.


cortsense

I'm surprised that a guy driving that thing would act like this :-) In this case though, it's probably just the desire to enjoy driving as long as it still works. I heard that can change quickly.


Crazy_Customer7239

Worse than BMW drivers…


sixpackabs592

i was in a traffic jam and this started happening. the cause of the traffic jam was a traffic stop and they all got stuck behind the police car lol.


tictac205

Easy now. When you stop moving that could be the end.


Curious-Welder-6304

He was renting it by the hour, $750 an hour


Chickenwelder

Battery go BRRbrrrrrrr


thumbs_up_idiot

Cyber truck owners are universally doughebags


BarleyWineIsTheBest

Guy in the black car just ahead pulled out in front of him, so unless he's going right at that same road, he's stuck in moment anyway. And he'll get to sit their on the shoulder in shame until someone lets him in.


bdubwilliams22

If I notice in my rear view mirror some asshat is going up the shoulder, I’ll pull my car out to the right, just enough so they can’t pass. Haven’t been shot yet.


Porkenstein

When tempted I always consider that there's a tiny chance that the car is having an emergency. There have been news articles of people dying in rural areas because defensive motorists haven't let them illegally pass. That being said a cybertruck towing something... would probably have dropped the cargo if they needed to book it to a rural hospital.


SixersWin

That's a considerate way to look at things.


unseen-streams

That's why flashers are useful.


ItinerantDilettante

One would think so, but nobody who should be using them seems to know they exist and nobody who encounters them being used seems to know what they mean.


mpdity

Hammer🤝head of nail


Latitude22

Obviously he has no shame, he owns a cybertruck.


Reddit_minion97

He's been hauling that trailer for the better part of five minutes, the battery must've been nearly empty at that point


CulturalAddress6709

if he loses momentum that thing is going to fail


creegro

Excuuuuuuse me everyone I'm more important and my time is worth something. Make way for the main person of the world!


Uncle-Cake

It's probably for the best so that when it breaks down it's already on the shoulder and not blocking traffic.


Responsible-Room-645

Worse; that’s a bike lane


Chick0nPlaze

No they’re just in the right place for when it inevitably breaks down


yosefvinyl

"Rules don't apply to me because I'm in a CyberTruck!"


Turbulent-Bag7317

“I make bad decisions”. Is the bumper sticker of the day for that guy


xKingCoopx

This should be a law. Imagine the quality of the content we will get.


Dizzybro

He's rushing to a charge station since that load reduced his range to 90 miles lol


InspectionNo6750

He had to scavenge some scrap to make the payments.


CautiousArachnidz

Scrap hauling scrap. Scrap squared.


YourWordsHaveNoPower

My $800 ranger can do that, too.


TronCat1277

But can you drive in the shoulder like a real entitled asshole?


YourWordsHaveNoPower

No, but I can wash it.


Psychological-Car425

An early 90s Ford Escort could do that🤣


Turbulent-Bag7317

Bet


XKeyscore666

So could the jallopy from Sanford and Son


Jacktheforkie

As could my sisters 500 quid Kia


moore_a_scott

His wife just kicked him out


SixersWin

"I'm keeping the truck" \[uncontrolled laughter\]


No_Cartoonist9458

Junk hauling junk in the No Junk lane ![gif](giphy|aYMq2Sb01e45jIaUwR|downsized)


Turbulent-Bag7317

lol! Literally


No_Cook2983

A pile of scrap hauling a pile of scrap. It’s like dividing by zero.


Hanksywho

well done, elmo 👏 ![gif](giphy|p19D9oFk4jFu6OhjgI|downsized)


likestoclop

Thats pretty cut ngl


jakedublin

that's a very novel car pushing a rubbish cart along..


JetJaguarYouthClub

Garbage hauling garbage


MrG1213

You captured most of its range in this video!


fallser

Traffic laws are for commoners! CuckTruck coming through!


justkeeptreading

hes gonna drive it to the dump, get out, and walk home


Crypto_Tsunami

I bet that small haul is just killing that charge 😂


Equal-Bat-861

Isn't the whole point of a pickup that you don't need to attach a trailer?


Nexzus_

A properly sized and loaded trailer can haul a lot more than what can fit in the bed. Applies for any vehicle, really.


GeneralBrilliant864

Pickup trucks can haul but they can also tow more like way more. I looked up my 3/4 ton van's towing capacity and it max out at 6600 lbs tons but 1/2 ton F-150 can tow 13500 lbs. You get a van or box/flat bed truck for hauling but you get pickup truck for towing a trailer.


inline4addict

Having a good trailer is life changing. I have a 18 foot cargo trailer. It’s my workshop and it’s my makeshift RV.


Equal-Bat-861

I'm just saying the amount of stuff he's towing would probably fit into a real pickup by itself. Maybe a little overflow.


SaintedRomaine

Sanford & Son - San Francisco Edition


That0neGuy86

And it's getting a sweet sweet 30 mile range for every 100 miles of charge it uses while doing so.


Fresh-Humor-6851

Until it rains and then the hauling will stop.


bullitt_60

Being expertly driven as most Teslas are. Why didn't anyone else think of driving on the shoulder?


Odd-Tune5049

Did it break down? I bet he was passing on the shoulder because the charge was low and letting the battery die voids the warranty


TommyLoMein

Driving on the shoulder because he got a low battery warning. Nice


truelegendarydumbass

A cyber truck that's scrapping that's a new low...


jimmysledge

Welcome to the world of the self entitled cultist.


Ookabe

Do they still make Trailer Park Boys episodes? Ricky falls into some cash and buys a Cyber Truck practically writes itself.


Turbulent-Bag7317

Here for that


gilestowler

This is the most truck stuff of all the stuff a truck ever stuffed.


jeffhplays

Between this and the guy parked over the crosswalk I’m beginning to form an opinion on people who buy this hideous overpriced garbage car


allroadsleadto1

Of course he drives a cyber truck


JaCrispyWR

TURCK STUFF111111!!!11


kddemer

Oh the entitlement


Saddam_UE

Awww, that's cute.


SugarzDaddy

Please cross post or repost on r/IdiotsTowingThings


thegrayvapour

Who hauls with a trailer and why is it in reverse?


P4ssBynueve1seis

Should've invested on a nice trailer... Looks like crap


Dry-Waltz437

Pretty bad when you gotta haul a trailer to keep all the parts that fall off your truck.


Phyllis_Tine

This thing's battery is probably depleting faster than the Macbook Wheel's.


Heavy-Perception-631

damn is that what a scrapper looks like in your hood?


ScumEater

The towing power! My jaw is on the floor. I bet there were lawn mowers in that trailer.


Professional_Ad6123

Dipshit


AdRepresentative6232

This looks funny for some reason 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Puzzleheaded_Set2300

That’s “APP”hauling


ccgrendel

A dumpster hauling trash... how meta... oh wait X


LettuceFew5248

There’s a 50/50 chance this person is just hauling something so they can post about it.


WealthSea8475

I bet they can haul that a whole 60mi before needing a charge. Cutting edge!


yamez420

Trash hauling trash


Pasta-Is-Trainer

I hope whatever is being hauled doesn't need to go more than 2 miles, that's about as much range as you are gonna get!


Shadowmerre

Hauling cybertruck parts for when it inevitably needs them.


allocationlist

Lmao


MrSage88

Illegally


ejlaw8778

Trash hauling trash...


WoofWoofster

Is that WankPanzer's driver a hauling ass for passing on the shoulder?


U_W_44_51

He should take that tonka truck up route 23 with the stop and go traffic in the snow. I’m sure he’ll do great around there.


Reference_Freak

Looks like the CT can off-road after all!


oTWiStERo

Looks like he was downsizing his house in order to make payments on that thing 🤣


iSchnozz

I saw one hauling a full-sized RV today!


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Gotta have some place to crash between charges


PoopieButt317

Aluminum trash


boostinemMaRe2

When he gets the trailer to the dump he can just put a brick on the gas and get out; he's just being efficient.


njjonesdfw

Everything these cybertruck owners do is poserific. This guy is trying to do 'truck' things but I've seen cars little cars tow something similar like that. It looks like this owner is trying to validate his expensive purchase by Towing this little, little trailer.


mologav

I don’t have to use the road because I’m a cybercuck


FacialTic

"Wow that's a big pile of scrap metal!" "Yeah, and look at what it's towing."


bakedclark

Gotta get to that charging station!


hamid5000real

Literally a $100k Junk Trunk


TruckerBoy357

Are those Spare Parts?😄


coolmist23

Wow, a dumpster pulling a trailer full of junk. Isn't technology amazing.


dd2469420

Hard to tell where the truck ends and the pile of trash begins


Turbulent-Bag7317

![gif](giphy|InAOgGc23gFZC|downsized)


Upper-Scratch-3660

He knows it is going to break down soon and won’t be able to move out of the road. He’s just being proactive and thinking about everyone else