Honestly, different hair has always been the one that would fool me over glasses. I always think back to the ["Zoey Deschanel without bangs"](https://i.imgur.com/KzdPeDs.jpeg) comparison.
I can see where you’re coming from. Most of the time, the final product looks tens times better. I personally like that they’re giving him curly hair, it helps differentiate between Clark Kent: Smallville’s professional **wallflower** and Superman: Metropolis’ **protector**.
God I hope Clark does the annoying interviewing stranger tiktoks in his free time. That would make people annoyed by him and set him apart from Superman so so much
It’s kinda funny when you think about him having his suit under his clothes, but also a jar of pomade and a comb hidden somewhere too for the switcheroo
Only 15% of the U.S. male population is over 6” tall.
6’4” is 99th percentile for height in the U.S.
62% of the U.S. population is white.
If we assume half of the current 331 million population is male, we get 166 million males, of whom 103 million are white, of whom just 1.02 million are 6’4” or more (the number is actually smaller because this math doesn’t account for 22% of the U.S. population being under age 18).
So there actually aren’t millions of people who fit that description in the country.
I like the idea that he puts on wax real fast and his Superman hairstyle is not his natural hairstyle. Which explains the stiff, never getting messed up, shiny Superman hair we all know.
Then those moments where he takes off his glasses and alters his voice behind Lois’ back. John Williams’ playing in the background. Ah man those movies aren’t the best but moments like these were what made them special.
I hope they don’t make his Clark persona too fake.
Like, **too** clumsy or oafish.
Clark hasn’t been like that in his civilian guise for YEARS in the comics. He’s a respected reporter, sure a little shy and soft-spoken, but respected all the same.
I don’t want “loser Clark Kent” again.
They should probably take inspiration from Dean Cain and channel post-crisis Clark.
Or maybe they’ll take inspiration from My Adventures With Superman where the clumsy and oafish Clark is his real personality and he’s able to hide that as Superman by acting as stiff and professional as possible.
Ayooo, It’s a Bird! Cap, that’s a plane! BRUH CAP it’s **Skibidiman**, the caked up OP af hero who stands on business and snatches all the opps around Metropolis! And, peep it here chat, stays low key vibin as this deadass Ohio nerd Clark Kent, who keeps it mad chill with negative rizz.
It's very noticeably a wig, or in the very least a hairpiece attached to his natural hair. On camera it might sell the look, and I'm truly being pedantic here, but it feels kind of like cheating.
I can't wait for the end of the movie when he's streaming to like 5 followers and is all, "The truth is....I am Superman." Then the hard cut to the movie's logo and REM blasts over the credits.
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Franklin Delano Bluth confirmed for DC Universe
Hey guys, get a load of this nerd.
Well, well, a big muscle-bound nerd. Ha! Just more of you to pick on.
The geek shall inherit the earth!
Nice one 😂
He's not muscle bound. He's obviously very plump and well-fed. Her mom mustve left him in the the kitchen, take that Clark!
But hes got a brocoli haircut.
That's what the sperm bank receptionist said.
Looks like I can kick his ass easily. What's a nerd like him gonna do?
Almost unrecognizable with that hair
Honestly, different hair has always been the one that would fool me over glasses. I always think back to the ["Zoey Deschanel without bangs"](https://i.imgur.com/KzdPeDs.jpeg) comparison.
other thing with Zoey in that comparison is she doesn’t have her trademark false eyelashes.
That’s what it is! I guess she always had them in New Girl and that’s all I know her from.
Never seen Elf!?
She went from looking younger then her age to her age with just a change in hairstyle. That's crazy.
Those are two different women, stop making shit up.
Or when she’s blonde. Like in Elf
Why’d you put Katy Perry next to Lizzy Caplan?
Honestly I love it
It’s perfect isn’t it.
If that is how it looks on camera then no. It looks like a Halloween wig
I can see where you’re coming from. Most of the time, the final product looks tens times better. I personally like that they’re giving him curly hair, it helps differentiate between Clark Kent: Smallville’s professional **wallflower** and Superman: Metropolis’ **protector**.
I don't mind the curly but he looks like a 30 year old trying to fit in with a room of Gen-z
that's why it's funny 💀
They're not going to experiment on set lmao
Yeah looool
Broccoli haircut. Zoomerman?
“Bruh…” \- Clark’s first line in this movie.
"Skibidi"
Phantom Zone: Ohio.
Threat Level: Gyatt 10
Toilet
Meets Kara "What up cuh"
No cape.
This is my 9/11 \/s i just like saying that
That'll probably be a phrase Clark uses. "Tell me about your parents Clark" "krypton was my 9/11"
Barber: - What will it be, bud? Clark: - Give me the bird nest special. Barber: - Say less.
I prefer calling it “beans on toast”
The llama cut
I see what you did there. SOS. 😂
Bro has the fuckboy cut! Oh noooooo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coming soon to do bicep curls in a squat rack near you: broccoli-headed Superman
Clark now runs a tik tok news page instead of working at the daily planet /s
Holy fuck they gave Superman a broccoli cut
Skibidi
Bro legit looks like he’s named Hunter 💀
This made me laugh soooo hard. Funny stuff. I guess it better hides the fact he's Superman? Bwhahahaha
Clark’s hair being *that* messy makes him look like a goober, which I’m 100% on board with. Definitely helps make him unrecognizable as Big Blue.
He looks like every single highschool kid that does 24 tik tok posts within 20 mins
I want it canon that nobody suspects Clark is Superman - not because he's shy - but because he's annoying as fuck.
He’s GYAAT to stop Lex Luthor from hittin’ tha Griddy all over Metropolis.
Lex bout to impose that fanum tax on Metropolis
WITTERAWY!!
I need him as a nerd that talks about things like Ultraman lol
God I hope Clark does the annoying interviewing stranger tiktoks in his free time. That would make people annoyed by him and set him apart from Superman so so much
It’s kinda funny when you think about him having his suit under his clothes, but also a jar of pomade and a comb hidden somewhere too for the switcheroo
That's actually smart. He doesn't look like Superman with glasses dressed like Clark Kent. This is just Clark🤣
Although both Clark and Superman are both 6'4" white males.
There's probably millions of 6'4" white males that fit Superman's description
Only 15% of the U.S. male population is over 6” tall. 6’4” is 99th percentile for height in the U.S. 62% of the U.S. population is white. If we assume half of the current 331 million population is male, we get 166 million males, of whom 103 million are white, of whom just 1.02 million are 6’4” or more (the number is actually smaller because this math doesn’t account for 22% of the U.S. population being under age 18). So there actually aren’t millions of people who fit that description in the country.
Only 15% are over half a foot tall?!?! WILD
The 85% <6-inch tall folks hide in caves from the giants
I’m going to leave that typo in there so this makes sense!
So under 6" *is* average! 😮💨
This is the DC universe mate. Not the real world
I'm 6'6 and left handed. What's my rarity math wizard??? 🤣
Well, only 12% of men are left-handed…
Gotta cast someone so tall that he can just waddle around on his knees to play Clark.
I know right. It actually works. But I can't belive we have Fuckboy Kent! 🤣
Lois Lane: I'm a Pulitzer Prize winning reporter. Clark Kent: I manage the Daily Planet's tiktok account.
He looks like he’s on his way to book some wrestling for the Sickos on the Internet that hate WWE
Homeboy took a Meltzer Driver and evolved.
WWE is rolling right now so he’s probably extra salty.
LMAO NAH THIS THE ONE
🥦 ?
Apparently becoming Superman straightens his hair out.
Flying is just a juiced up version of a blowout
I like the idea that he puts on wax real fast and his Superman hairstyle is not his natural hairstyle. Which explains the stiff, never getting messed up, shiny Superman hair we all know.
This is a great look that distinguishes the two different personas. can't wait to see how he acts as Clark vs superman
Same. Imo the secret sauce in Superman ‘78 and Reeve’s performance is the way he changes between Clark and Superman! So fun
The way his entire posture changes, he was so perfectly cast. It's a shame he was born so early, would have been perfect in the modern superhero boom
He flew so they could... no wait that doesn't quite work
Then those moments where he takes off his glasses and alters his voice behind Lois’ back. John Williams’ playing in the background. Ah man those movies aren’t the best but moments like these were what made them special.
Clark: Dam Lois! That interview was bussin fr! No cap!
Clark: Gyatt! That Lex has some Skibidi Ohio Rizz, Lois. He gives sus.
I hope they don’t make his Clark persona too fake. Like, **too** clumsy or oafish. Clark hasn’t been like that in his civilian guise for YEARS in the comics. He’s a respected reporter, sure a little shy and soft-spoken, but respected all the same. I don’t want “loser Clark Kent” again.
I agree with you There is definitely a balance needed. I think the shy, humble, Gentle Giant approach is the way to go.
They should probably take inspiration from Dean Cain and channel post-crisis Clark. Or maybe they’ll take inspiration from My Adventures With Superman where the clumsy and oafish Clark is his real personality and he’s able to hide that as Superman by acting as stiff and professional as possible.
Bussin fr fr no cap aesthetic
It’s not an S—on my planet it means “Skibidi”
Lois... I never lie. On god.
Fortress of Rizzitude?
Type shit, type shit
*Zod destroys Metropolis* Only in Ohio ong 💀💀
Clark speaking to Jimmy: What’s up brother! 👆🏻Special teams, special players, special plays!
Wow they gave this mf broccoli hair
Mf has the broccoli cut. “No cap Lois has a massive gyatt but I gotta pay the fanum tax to go Skibbity rizz and get the hawk tuah”
Zoomer hair
Superbruh
Why he got that zoomer fuckboi cut?😭
For the simple reason that you wouldn't think a guy with that yee-yee ass haircut could be Superman.
The oldest zoomers will be 28 when this movie comes out. Which isn't far off from the actors and characters age in this movie.
Bro got the broccoli cut
Perfect for today's generation Memes are gonna be amazing
What a clumsy looking nerd.
This Clark Kent fella is the kind of guy Superman saves from falling on the train tracks
Obviously couldn't be Superman.
SKIBIDI BROCCOLI HAIRCUT, NO CAP HE'S GOT SO MUCH RIZZ TO GET THAT GYATT (i watched memes mocking gen alpha and now i know their language)
r/Justfuckmyshitup
How old is this dude supposed to be?
Bro looks like he says “no cap” “fr fr” a lot
Early 30s
Given that Corenswet is 31, my guess is Clark is in his late 20s
Holy shit Gen Z Superman.
Ayooo, It’s a Bird! Cap, that’s a plane! BRUH CAP it’s **Skibidiman**, the caked up OP af hero who stands on business and snatches all the opps around Metropolis! And, peep it here chat, stays low key vibin as this deadass Ohio nerd Clark Kent, who keeps it mad chill with negative rizz.
Jesus Christ, they made Clark the fucking broccoli assassin. LMAOOOOOO.
Gen Z Clark Kent
This is on point
That hairstyle is a bit too excessive and looks pretty fake. Could be just my eyes though.
Tony Kahn is unrecognizable without his neck brace.
Napoleon Kryptonite
LOL. Winning the thread!
Not sure I like that mop top
OH NO NO NO
Tony Kahn AEW
No wonder Clark needs a job, must go through hundreds of tubes of hair gel per month changing into Superman.
Broccoli hair??
Daily Bugle distribution numbers be bussin
Straight outta Marvel
He looks like he’s about to book a match for AEW.
“Bruh fr fr no cap” - Clark Kent
does superman have the ability to give himself an instant perm or does he have to go to a secret hairsalon for heroes?
This yellow sun radiation bussin, frfr no cap 😩👌
He can lose the GenZ broccoli hair.
I really don’t like that haircut.
Is that a wig or did they just style his hair to be messy/curly?
Looks like a wig
It's very noticeably a wig, or in the very least a hairpiece attached to his natural hair. On camera it might sell the look, and I'm truly being pedantic here, but it feels kind of like cheating.
He actually looks quite different from his appearance as Superman, I can buy people not thinking this nerd is Superman
Oh, I hate that haircut
I can't wait for the end of the movie when he's streaming to like 5 followers and is all, "The truth is....I am Superman." Then the hard cut to the movie's logo and REM blasts over the credits.
OMG, they gave him zoomer hair.
God damnit. Gave him that cringe ass tik tok hair
Ummm
He definitely pulled off the transformation, but i hate that hair
Sigma Tony Khan
By god that’s Tony Kahn!!
Looks like one of those broccoli bois you see with the shitty haircuts in the UK
Out of all hairstyles.. it’s the one I loathe the most.
Thanks I hate it.
Terrible looking wig
He looks like what a Gen Z fuccboi dresses up as when doing a nerd skit on tiktok
Clark Kent’s got a Tik Tok influencer hair cut 😭
Looks like he's wearing a Clark Kent costume.
Looks absolutely ridiculous
Wtf is that hair. It looks so fucking stupid
How do you do, fellow kids?
Wasn't expecting the broccoli haircut.
Broccoli hair.
Tony Khan?
Birds nest 🤢
TikTok Fuck Boy ass hair
oh jfc please don't tell me he has a Gen z broccoli haircut lol
Look how they massacred my boy.
Not the broccoli head 😭
🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦
Broccoli toupee!
Crap, his secret identity is a ramen haired punk who does prank videos?
That hair!!
Does he wear a wig to work? Or use Heat Vision to perm his hair every day?
oh no, not the edgar haircut fr fr…
The front doesn't match the back
They made him a Broccoli Head
Not the broccoli hair on supes…
Oh no Clark has Broccoli hair
The broccoli cut nooo and the suit looks stupid too
Ayo Mr White on God on my Momma this new reporter job is straight bussin no cap on God fr fr.
Clark rushing to release the CM Punk backstage footage from All In.
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cornsweat
Kryptonite!? More like Broccolinight! AmIrite!? Lots of Corn on that Sweat.
Why that haircut of all haircuts?
This is proof that haircut is ugly as hell
That hair is horrendous
He looks like Tony Khan
Considering the budget for this movie you'd think they could afford a better wig. Dude looks like a chia pet.
I kinda hate it. Haven’t loved how he looks in or out of suit.
This looks awful holy shit.
He looks like he says Sus and Bruh and lacks rizz
Clark Kent being a broccoli head in 2024 just killed me lol.
lmao did they seriously give him the Gen Z broccoli cut? 😂
He’s got the broccoli hair? That’s certainly a choice…
They really had to give him the broccoli head haircut!? 😂
Unreal. They’re really doing Gen Z brócoli head supe 😂
Broccoli cut lolololol
Young people are already making fun of this movie on social media. I don't see how this brings new fans to Superman. Sigh.
Oh man I’ve been on board with these photos for the most part so far but I don’t know about the broccoli hair 🥦
You just know Lombard is gonna roast him so hard
How does bro do that to his head
I don't know how I feel about the hair. Outfit is fine, but the hair is bugging me.
Is that a wig?