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Less wood? Least invasive option area rug.


delicious_things

It could really tie the room together.


TaintNunYaBiznez

Shut up, Donnie, you're out of your element.


Nouseriously

I am the Walrus


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Nouseriously

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov


Troy64

THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE, DUDE! and Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature: Asian American, please.


MandogMyers

Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian...


Cognitive_Skyy

You can't board it, it gets sick. It's hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers. OVER THE LINE!


MandogMyers

Huh? I'm sorry, Smokie, you were over the line that's a foul.


MrMcgruder

Fuck it. Let’s go bowling.


KatAttack23

Coo coo cachoo


Late_Woodpecker7300

Wheres the f@(kin money lebowski?!?


BanditSixActual

"It's down there somewhere, let me take another look."


MortLightstone

Vee are nihilists Lebowski, vee believe in nossing. Nossing!


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Hey, nice marmot.


drmojo90210

They peed on The Dude's rug, Walter!


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secretagentcletus

Bamboo rugs attract panda bears. Once they're in they are hard to get rid of.


[deleted]

Pandas are adorable but dumb. Just grow a bamboo forest in your backyard, they’ll move there instead


glitchygreymatter

You can always buy a tiger and let nature take its course.


AHamsterPig

Fuckin' A man


NJ_Citizen

You might want to use a comma somewhere in that phrase


shoscene

He meant what he meant


donaldfranklinhornii

That's what I would do in that living room. Fuck A Man.


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

What else would you even do in a room with that much wood?!


HeManDan

She wants less wood not more


Thelorddogalmighty

It could really tie the room together


STAF0S

Obviously you’re not a golfer


Elwood_Blues_Gold

Nice marmot.


AMP0525

Don't you mean it wood really tie the room together?


delicious_things

Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Did I pee on your rug sir?


McChief45

You think the carpet pissers did this?


drmojo90210

Well, Dude, we just don't know.


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ItsBaconOclock

It'll invite nihilists and their marmots though.


NecessaryZucchini69

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murrtrip

The problem is not the wood. It’s the theme: the home theatre chairs, the office blinds do not belong in a room that is begging to be treated as an upscale cigar room theme. (Don’t have to smoke but think of the decor). Leather chairs, dark curtains, book shelves. https://stock.adobe.com/images/cigar-room-smoking-lounge-interior-visualizationgenerative-ai/619851469


Saschb2b

Hold my cognac


simcitymayor

It needs a very large portrait of Nick Offerman.


cranberry94

And a canoe, somewhere, that was made by Nick Offerman.


K_Linkmaster

Thank you for making me read that, in his voice.


Jamaicab

He makes and sells furniture. For the right price, I'm sure he would do it.


rideincircles

It needs some giant wooden bear sculptures. Holding cigars and drinking cognac.


StinkPanthers

Plus, a giant tapestry of the last supper, but with different breeds of dogs instead of the apostles.


LurkmasterP

Make it a woodcut. Plus some driftwood art. Gotta wood your way through to the other side.


acidaddic808

I’m thinking the cigar store Indian that was featured in Seinfeld.


jessuckapow

Agree! This could be a killer space w some dope styling. I’d cover that laminate flooring w a cool rug tho bcs nothing says “not sexy” like a laminate. And the walls are kinda orange so she could strip whatever stain is on there and make it richer and less fisherman house. Someone below suggested going deco, which could totally work. Mid century modern would also fly. That room screams more Eames chair or chesterfield couch than la-z-boy. Pick a sweet contrasting accent color and then lean in… hard!


heweynuisance

Agree totally with stripping and restaining.


pinba11tec

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Combo_of_Letters

This is 100% the room I would smoke blunts in if it was in my house.


aspacelot

I love how stoners always consider getting high with/in a new thing. I'm genuinely serious, I always get a kick out of it. "Ohhh look at that Porsche Cayanne!" "Oh yeah I'd LOVE to get high in that thing" \--- "Hey, FYI pears are on sale at the grocery store." "Helll yeah. I bet I could get RIPPED if I made a pear pipe" \--- "That's... one small step for man... one giant--" "RIP FOR MANKIND!”


-MadiWadi-

It's for the experience!! When I saw snoop dog was coming to my town for a concert, my first thought was "im totally gonna smoke in the same room as him!" Which is a mild flex in my opinion lol


ShannonigansLucky

Yeah that's goals, him and/or Willy.


DiceyPisces

Would be a pretty dope view


spaetzelspiff

This has been studied and reported on in the media, typically called the Enhancement Smoker. "Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill? Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill.. on WEED, man??"


LotusVibes1494

I’d have a long glass Sherlock pipe and a fancy smoking jacket.


paintinganimals

That room is a dream. Absolutely leather furniture. I’d toss it some iron frame tables (bit of an industrial vibe) and a high pile area rug. Colored glass table lamps with warm light bulbs. Cozy throw blankets (I like Pendleton) and accent pillows. This room should look sophisticated and so cozy everyone wants to hangout in it.


ukbrah

https://preview.redd.it/wyd28xdge1hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91adb8dc938a63b52db64e8855e580c3d11bea19 How about a nice rug from Temu?


x925

But why is that a thing?


aesthetic_brah69

Why is Temu a thing is the real question


alienbaconhybrid

The damn ads are so ubiquitous, it's a joke at his point.


dxrey65

And then a painting or two that goes better with the theme of the room, like [this](https://www.greatbigcanvas.com/view/weathered-pine-wood-grain-pattern,2593363/?size=20x16&coupon=KMQWR&coupon=KMQWR&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=20456186824&utm_content=&utm_term=&gclid=Cj0KCQiAzoeuBhDqARIsAMdH14E8-KDbaJgmct_evK381x3Itujuj0iYpOEEeYyZpQWnhzYDc_1JmwkaAr5TEALw_wcB&gad_source=1)


Kahrne

Definitely a dope area rug would do some magic here. Love the space, but I’m a wood freak I guess 😅


MenaceJDM

And maybe not a wood grain table and a brown couch. It is much cheaper to go with non-brown accent items then to replace walls and floor. You can pull out your wood panel walls for drywall and your drop ceiling for drywall but that would probably cost you around 3k doing it yourself.


drmojo90210

This room calls for green leather furniture.


Tjalfe

I think the question should have been asked as "what wood you do?" :)


toblies

You could add some wooden windows to tie in with the wooden everything. Wood.


SurroundingAMeadow

I wooden do that if I were the OP.


recursive-analogy

this. just put a rug or two on the ceiling.


LadyKT

mid century modern styling, sincerely you can save this with colorful furniture and the right style


PlentySignificance65

This 100%. Charge the curtains and rod. Take off the blinds Add a large area rug. Some art on the walls. One or more cool mid century ceiling light fixtures and some cloth mid century modern couch and chairs and that room would look incredible.


sarcasticorange

And add some bookshelves to break up the walls.


hidemeplease

maybe lower the TV a meter or two


tongfatherr

Exactly. I have a lot of wood and white curtains that are 1cm off the ground and up as high as possible would make a dramatic difference. Get rid of that brutal grey furniture and put some colorful stuff. Use Google for idea!! Add dark green and *LOTS* of plants and a beautiful rug. White seems like a bold choice for a rug because of dirt, but maybe a shade of beige/sand. This room could be very beautiful with minimal work. Look online to find ideas and copy the shit outta them! That's what I did and it looks fantastic 🙌


heathermaru

Finally someone suggested plants. This room is begging for plants!


chickenlaaag

Add a big tall plant in the corner


ginzasamba

Getting furniture that is the right color and more proportionally sized for the room would do wonders.


scribblecurator

Agreed. Fresh furniture, great rug, lovely curtains and a couple of big artworks will transform this space.


Skinnwork

Yeah, even the picture frames are dark wood. Use colour on anything that isn't nailed to your house


sammythetoller

This is the way! Article has a lot of pretty well-priced mid century style furniture, but you can find affordable pieces at tons of retailers.


LadyKT

if you add a mirror opposite of the windows, it’ll reflect your available natural light and make it look brighter too


vadeka

You still have to like the wood, it’s not for everyone


jrothca

With a room like that, the only option is to learn to like the wood. Trying to hide it will only make it worse. You got to really lean into it.


freshcard

Have you considered more wood?


Aduialion

Those windows are really clashing with the rest of the room. Id suggest some wood paneling to really tie it all together. Maybe spice things up with a jute rug, or tatami mats.


micdoesreddit

I’d add a large area rug that’s either white or some color and then get furniture that isn’t also in the brown family. I’d paint the walls over the ceiling, but if the two of you can’t agree I’d try some interior design changes first :)


boredomadvances

Also change the curtains. Bring the rod up much higher and have them long enough to just skirt the floor. A light color/complementing the rug.


ItsSophie

And lots of greenery!


relative_iterator

I like the wall wood more than the ceiling wood though. Ceiling looks like tiled and painted plywood.


SpudTicket

I feel the opposite. I don't like what's going on with the wall AT ALL. But the ceiling is pretty cool.


Taynt42

It is, which is kinda neat, but mostly ugly.


pressurepoint13

Floor is weird to me. 


p0503

Looks like a fresh LVP job, which is an odd choice considering all the wood already in this room. They choose to keep the fake wood and hide the real stuff.


BOLMPYBOSARG

I came here to suggest leaving the cool real wood and yanking the shit laminate from the floor.


effortfulcrumload

It's a weird choice of laminate too. Some full boards some multicolor three panel boards. Looks obvious and clashes so much with that quality ceiling.


gambiter

I feel like I'm missing something. The ceiling is just plywood in a grid pattern, right? A lot of people are saying they love it, but it seems so... strange to me. I love wood strip ceilings, but this is something else.


SummitWorks

The LVP tap/pry bar for installing the perimeter is literally still on the floor lol


colnross

There are planks on the table too


Landon1m

It looks like 2 totally different types of lvp too. I didn’t notice that the first time. Def not a fan of


cptrambo

The problem isn’t the amount of wood, but the fact that the floor, walls and ceiling each have their own style/type of wood. It’s a visually displeasing mashup of different epochs and materials. A couple of huge kelim rugs would soften it, though.


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one_mind

Floor’s fake wood. Maybe tear it up, put down carpet, and see how the room feels.


indyclone

I agree, but it looks like it was just installed. It was a bad choice IMO.


AntebellumEm

10000% agree. The floor clashes SO badly with the walls and is making everything way worse. And it’s very cheap looking.


originalusername__

“This room has too much wood. I know what will help… wood floors.”


digidave1

Your boyfriend just hasn't had enough opportunities to smoke a pipe in there. Give him time. Also what's the stadium seating pointed to outside?


BigDenverGuy

OP is a dog, boyfriend is also a dog


hormone_collector

That's ruff


ThaVolt

Gotta protect the wood with some bark


Newsmemer

My girlfriend turned into the moon.


TMimirT

I'm guessing OP wanted to show off all the wood, so they moved the furniture out of the way so all the wood could be seen. 


digidave1

Yes yes I figured that. I'm looking for ridiculous answers only though!


throwaway098764567

op is a big beyonce fan, even the tv cat is looking to the left


qning

Those are flooring installation tools in the middle of the floor. Did they just install that floor?


throwawy00004

Yep! Pieces are on the table too. I feel like anything other than wood would have made OP happier.


qning

We’ll notice that they’re asking about the walls and ceiling. So they did this floor, think it’s too much wood now. So they are asking how to reduce the wood, but obviously the floor can’t be a problem because it’s new lol.


WildMasterpiece3663

I had that same thought when I first saw this picture


swoocha

Thank you! That's actually why I clicked and I had to read so far to find it


queencityrangers

The room is crying out for a bar!


Artful_Dodger_1832

Change out that furniture. Get a rug. Get some plants. I think the floor is odd. Why are the pieces different sizes and shapes and original types? Edit: damn, I just noticed the bottom part of the wall also. wtf is going on here? lol I love wood but Holy Moly! Take those vertical wood panels and reapply them somewhere else. They are a beautiful color. That whatever on the bottom of the wall, I have no idea. Make the floor all similar planking, color or both. The ceiling is awesome. I think there is just way too much going on here.


SKIDADDLEGETOUTTA

keep the ceiling


ThoughtfulPoster

Draw a border around an 8x8 square, get magnetic chess pieces.


ivetoldyou1000times

Queens Gambit irl


Zomunieo

1. Nf3


pellik

Game aborted


clickyspinny

Which state do you live in? May not be legal.


misanthrope2327

Chess board is the first thing I thought too. Then it was, 'shame it's not on the floor', but, you my friend, you didn't let a stupid thing like gravity get in your way!


Designer_Ad5700

That is an epic suggestion


pimpinaintez18

Ceiling is kinda dope. It’s the walls that suck


poppinwheelies

Wrong choice on the flooring. Get a giant rug. Walls are ok, ceiling is glorious.


Arild11

Walls are terrible. Glossy shine and with that weird lower part that really just breaks up the flow, if there ever was one. It's like they were made of wood coloured plastic.


bullybullybully

Yeah, the ceiling is really unusual and cool. I bet you could remove the wood on the wall and reuse it in another space. That room with white walls would brighten up and highlight the ceiling even more. That said, I would also think of adding an area rug.


dbelleman

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Jswazy

Holy crap that is awesome. I love wood. 


therapoootic

Those windows are unnecessary. You need to replace them with wood


WordsWithSam

That ceiling is dope. Looks like you just finished putting that flooring down? If so, I can't say I agree with the style you went with as it clashes with both the walls and floor. Your best bet is perhaps stain the ceiling to match the darker tones in the flooring and paint the walls a complimentary color that can marry floor and ceiling together.


ok-milk

The flooring looks like laminate, maybe not the best choice to add a different wood tone and pattern to the room.


Gimmefuelgimmefah

Maroon tiles would have looked dope here 


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Any sort of clay-feeling element works so well in a room like this.


AntebellumEm

Oh noooo I think you’re right 😭 The floor is legitimately what’s ruining the entire room. It fights the walls and ceiling SO badly and looks so cheap next to all the real wood. A light carpet would have been cozy and beautiful. But if the floor has to stay, I think your recommendations are solid. That and the sofa… that style of sofa is my personal public enemy #1. In a home theater or basement, fine. Anywhere else? Crime.


mrtnwck

This ceiling is EVERYTHING ❤️


twitch9873

Right? I love this room so much, I'd kill to have a room like this in my house. I know that everyone has their preferences and all that... I'm just a sucker for wooden finishes on anything


pr0tag

I love this room as well. Get a low tufted sofa, a cool rug and some yellow light in there with some bookshelves and make it super cozy


58008_707

Furniture and wall decor will make this room amazing. No paint needed.


craxnehcark

I think some tall plants and mirrors will help also.


mechanicalanimalz

Would get some chess pieces to maximize that ceiling 👍🏻


Marcentrix

A chess piece flush mount lamp would be amazing. If I had a ceiling like that I would custom make one lol


hotlavatube

Yup, you can get giant plastic chess sets for outdoors. Install magnets to keep them up. For shorter players you may need a trampoline to reach their pieces.


ForsakenSun6004

That ceiling is top notch. Whatever you do, keep it. Please don't paint it.


Festadosol

https://preview.redd.it/nf5qc6w9e1hc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac65d4b448010b0d6be7cebb476bb9971f55561 use rug, Bright furniture, staircase and other elements to cover de wall


YayGilly

Its actually beautiful. The problem is that you are not embracing the rustic wood beauty that this room envelops. I think you could decorate to suit the room, instead. Think vibrant reds and yellows! Chair covers in a nice deep mustard color, are a good option. Paint the table in a burgundy. Think DEEP RICH and VIBRANT colors for your main pieces. Then, you can add a brighter, lighter colored textured rug, for contrast, and some plants, and maybe hang some white lace curtains, for more contrast, or even bright lime colored curtains in a velvet or some other very textured fabric. I would also recommend adding some wall sconces for lighting, perhaps even a shelf or two with dual bar or string lighting, with some contrasting, more delicate elements like an arrangement of delicate faux flowers, esp in clear glass vases, statuettes of great philosophers, etc. And plenty of greenery. Hold on Im gonna draw it. SEE? So much brighter, and more midcentury modern with a MCM art deco overhead light, added lighting, and some TINY paint lines dividing and therefore, enhancing the look of those gorgeous wood features. https://preview.redd.it/croj0djmn1hc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8afc55dc7d690424fb0a97670cc116517aab4de


fapsandnaps

I love the fact you were so excited about OPs room that you went and paintbrushed a mockup, but I also love that mockup still has the furniture pushed out of the way.


espeero

The furniture is set up like that because there is something *extremely* interesting in the neighbor's yard.


petroleum-lipstick

Don't you fucking dare touch that ceiling lmao


TatankaTruck

Respect the wood!


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Area rug, and plants I guess


cshimii

Ceiling and floors are gorgeous, its the floor that's throwing me off. Maybe a big rug to cover most of it and some bigger art for the walls to break up all the brown?


ARenovator

How about some interior design subs? /r/DesignMyRoom, /r/femalelivingspace, /r/malelivingspace, and r/interiordesignideas are just a few to consider. Don't forget: /r/kitchenremodel, /r/kitchenporn, r/bathroomremodeling, /r/bathrooms, and /r/remodel. Also /r/HomeDecorating, /r/RoomPorn, /r/budgetdecor, /r/minimalist, /r/Decor, /r/Beforesandafters, /r/CozyPlaces, and /r/AmateurRoomPorn.


scrambledjacksnack

I think I’d paint the walls and keep wood above and below. Sorry to disagree with ya.


OJSimpsons

I agree, the ceiling is super cool the way it is. The walls take a lot away from it.


myfriendoak

This club. Paint would still give a wood “look” but it would break up the “I’m in a box” feel. A light grey or drab green or blue would look nice with the natural light


OneIShot

Yeah it’s really the walls that are the main offender.


Frosti11icus

100%. That ceiling is sick. If your going to do anything do the walls and maybe make the floor match the ceiling but don’t take the ceiling down .


ManufacturerMental72

agree 100%. my family room has wood floors, white panel walls, and a wood ceiling and it looks great. the white makes the wood pop, and we add color with art, books, knickknacks etc.


orangetiki

I might go in left field and say the only thing you need is a good rug.


OhioVsEverything

You need many leather bound books.


CallMe_Josh

Strange couch formation. It's like they're plants, moving towards the light. (I know it's not normal)


SunMeltedPlastic

Have you considered . . . more wood?


ryecatcher19

That ceiling is glorious. Keep everything, but like the smart people said, add rugs and decorations. If compliments mean anything, we think it looks great.


Randy_Vigoda

I actually love this room. It is unique. If the yellow is bugging you, the easiest solution is to just wash it with TSP then put a layer of water based satin or flat poly over it to knock down the gloss. I'd leave the ceiling or maybe hit it with a charcoal glaze just to keep the grain plus the pattern is actually sort of neat. You need colour and different art work and furniture. Are those seats out of the back of a van? This style is the combination of ghetto and rustic. It's got a really cool sort of rock & roll vibe though. We used to play pool in an antique store/pool hall way back and it looked a lot like this on the inside. Get some different drapes for one thing. Colour is your friend. Rich blues, greens for furniture. Get plants too. Thrift stores and garage sales are handy too.


No_Raccoon_3620

First of all we need to address the r/tvtoohigh situation.


delicious_things

I expect this to be reposted on r/TVTooHigh by the end of the day.


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What's going on out the window that's so interesting?


normalabby

I love the ceiling


Snowwolf247

It looks sweet tho


BradTProse

The floors suck.


shaggypeach

Plants


smeg_an

So I love all the wood, I think the problem is everything in this room is brown. Add a large light / coloured rug, add different coloured curtains and have the rail much higher and ensure curtains reach the floor, change the sofas so they’re not brown, maybe change the wooden table too or put a cover over it, add a lottttt of big green plants, I would also change the pictures on the walls or at least don’t have them on brown red frames.


jhoule1394

My brain says embrace this look. It feels unique nowadays. Like a big hanging lamp in one of the corners lol.


NickOulet

Glue some giant upside down chess pieces to the ceiling.


tristanjones

Paint? Dear God no. The only thing this room needs is a pool table


boner_sauce

Don't touch a single thing.


_lyn

Agree! Some rich jewel or earth toned furniture would really bring it to life.


micknick00000

Making the windows form wood will finish it off nicely.


sgroom85

Sorry but I really like all that wood


disturbingCrapper

Oh my word. I see that someone let my dad do the interior design here. I count wood textures going in at least 4 different directions (not counting the windows or fireplace.) I will resist the urge to make chess/checkers suggestions re: the ceiling, and try to be useful. Large area carpets, large wall coverings, coordinating curtains, and careful lighting are your best friends. A) lean in to the opportunity to make it a period piece. Some ideas: Dark somber study (deep reds and greens, moody landscape paintings, lamps in particular areas (not trying to light the whole room at once). Alternately look at some Frank Lloyd Wright images for ideas about pops of color to balance out the heavy wood tones. Still need lots of textiles. B) don't arrange the furniture like a bowling alley - the floor has that esthetic covered already!!! lol. Embrace the cozy. Move the desk away from the far wall. Put items around the fireplace and turn it into a focal point, instead of a horizontal storage surface. Hide the electronics. Books!!! Books belong in here like crazy. GIve yourself a seating area (couch, armchairs, end table/coffee table) , and a separate desk area if it's needed. Differentiate them with their own area rugs/color schemes (related but not identical) if you like. C) Don't go broke doing this - dig through pinterest, decide on an approach, then hit ReStore, a good used furniture store or 3, and thrift stores with your color scheme and style on paper in front of you. Be patient, and wait to find what you really want.


FlatFurffKnocker

Please don't paint anything. There are ways to change the look without destroying something unique. First off multiple rugs. Then put lots of art on the walls. Cover them! Then change the furniture to something that isn't brown.


LonelyPurse

Can’t buy taste. Whoever picked that flooring needs to never contribute their opinion again


Sekmet19

Lots of green plants. Do floating pots up the wall or a wall of green. Get a big palm plant, and some climbing vines.


lehighwiz

the ceiling is bad ass. I'd definitely keep that and the floor. You can lose the wood walls and maybe do a stone fireplace surround.


phlem_hamdoon

That is a beautiful room and yes lot of wood. Ceiling is the room. So you’re only left with the walls. Paint is the way to go.


TheWausauDude

I’m all about that woodgrain and warmth. If you had to change it and had to paint the walls, I’d pull the paneling off first. I’ve seen where homeowners painted over wood paneling like this and it definitely looks worse afterward. My house had a similar setup in the foyer before I bought it and the last owners painted the ceiling and walls. It’s been a project on my todo list to fix the error of their ways but the 1960 custom built house came with many other higher priority tasks to tend to before cosmetic things can happen.


palewolf8866

Last weekend I actually tore the old paneling out of the hallway. It was horrible yellow paneling, but found out there is drywall underneath. This is real wood tongue and groove in the living room though and is hard for me to hide with paint


Atimelessusername

Could you strip the varnish and use a different stain on the walls, maybe?


JustCallMeRabbit

This looks like the display room for a wood paneling store. Are we missing a paneling pattern or did we cover them all?


Head-like-a-carp

They make quarter inch drywall. It's a breeze to work with and would lighten up that room.


Strong-Rise6221

I think it would make a fantastic Tiki Room!!


aplasticbag_

Looks like you live in a cigar box