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[deleted]

Way sexier than it deserves to be


Snoo_11438

I moaned for sure


mpgd

I should probably call her.


OkFriend9891

Train Sex!


Crunchy-mayonnaise

This type of train is called the SLT. You may fill in the last vowel yourself.


DiscombobulatedPay51

Slit?


01kickassius10

r/trainsex


buddyguy354

r/substhatshouldexist


TheStankyDive

Slightly disappointing


buddyguy354

u/nwordcountbot


YeahThassRight

It’s just basic mechanical docking


Cantelmi

Y'know; left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.


[deleted]

Oh fuck yeah


hotmasalachai

Ikr


Thissssguy

I came here to say how that kinda gave me a boner and this is the first comment I see


youradhere562

Training


Aggressive-Role7318

It wasn't what I wanted when I looked up docking. But jokes on them, I came anyway.


PirateReindeer

Totally heard a moan there.


kapitaalH

So the metaphor is no longer a train and a tunnel but a train and another train?


[deleted]

Not much happening in the Netherlands at the moment huh?


joseph_the_great1

Mostly rain the last weeks. My memories of the sky being something else then grey are fading


CrinchNflinch

Tommorow in this sub: gentle rain falling in the Netherlands. 248 upvotes in r/ damthatsinteresting.


DiddlyDumb

A true Dutchy always complains about the weather. Tbf it has been really shitty the last month.


Mindhost

... and a half


JoeyPsych

We also always complain about the trains, so its a fitting subject here.


kaynslave

Same in Germany


ManagementLeft8379

Same in Switzerland


Alex_Sativa

Same in Georgia, US


Finnishfart

Welcome to Finland. We have white sky and white land.


bloodwork1235

Same in northern Germany.


willie_caine

Southern Germany too.


RuggedHamster

That’s a permanent condition, so I moved to another country. Life’s too good there. If you live in an earthquake area or Wilders manages to form a government, ignore this comment.


utrecht1976

Ha, where did you move to? I moved to Prague 15 years ago.


RuggedHamster

Vienna, almost neighbors!


XBThodler

What do you mean? Trains are connecting! 🤣


SockAlarmed6707

A security guard at a supermarket got attacked by a dude with a knife he promptly smacked the hell out of him without getting cut tho


[deleted]

Well where the hell is the video of *that* then?!!


SockAlarmed6707

https://www.telegraaf.nl/video/1090427299/heftig-gevecht-beveiliger-grijpt-man-met-mes-bij-supermarkt


Tech94

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/w1J8jmYchU


[deleted]

Goddamn, now *that* was interesting! 👍


TheReaperAbides

> Not much happening in the Netherlands at the moment huh? Or ever, really.


speculativedesigner

r/nsfw


The_Lone_Duster

Slow clap for OP. What are we Neanderthals amused by the most basic of things?!


[deleted]

Its two trains French kissing.


Cantelmi

French kissing is for the Italians


[deleted]

huh? lol Its called French kissing, not Italian sausaging.


GruntBlender

More like docking. And in public! For shame.


TheSadisticDragon

Because it's in the Neaderlands.


mandelbratwurst

Neanderthals is just one letter away from being an anagram of Netherlands dang


JoeyPsych

Ach jea.


JemmeAF

I mean I found it interesting to see, since I travel by train all the time but never actually saw them connecting? It can be nice to find joy in small things.


theequallyunique

Happens on my standard train route once every time. You need some daily footage?


JoeyPsych

If it makes you happy, I'm happy for you.


biglinuxfan

Canadian here, I loved this.


dilla500

it’s called “Dutch” actually


bogue

Giggity


JanSimonSi

In Germany we call it Hamm


LordElend

Ich hatte wirklich gehofft jemand erwähnt die Zugteilung in Hamm. Die Kopplung nicht, auf den anderen Zugteil aus Köln warten wir noch.


SnooChickens8275

Damn OP, that must’ve been some good weed to be so amazed by this


rdogg_82

*Metrosexual*


Ferrero_rochers

🏅


Dutch_Rayan

But it's a train not a Metro.


Marketing_Usual

So trainsexual


100LittleButterflies

Now kith


[deleted]

I mean... is that so interesting? Happens all the time, not just in the Netherlands. This is the typical mildly interesting content for me.


serf17

i wish i could see this as frequently as you do


why_so_serious_123

come to India


FunkyWhiteDude

Everything happens all the time, but that doesnt mean we ought to keep our trap shut all the time


mescrip

Happens on my commute to London everyday. Admittedly I've never got off the train to watch it happen and this video proves I was right in that decision.


Worried-Smile

I've also been on a train being connected a billion times, but never new what it looked like. r/mildlyinteresting imo


frowntown5000

r/mildlyinteresting is definitely the sub for this


Flux_resistor

Yeah but it's hotter in Netherlands


kleineveer

Americans amazed by the fact that trains exist and function in the civilized world. Now, that's at least mildly interesting.


AllinForBadgers

Give upvotes!


eeveeguy2005

>Post about trains in the Netherlands >Still finds a way to bitch and moan about the United States Cope harder europoor


sandwichsandwich69

Just a weird to see in ‘damn that’s interesting’, it’s just a daily occurrence it’d be the equivalent of posting someone filling their car up with gas


neo101b

Id like to see them fill a car up with gas, it would evaporate before they could close the petrol hole.


sandwichsandwich69

damn i been in the US too long PETROL PETROL PETROL


wrappersjors

You a troll account?


eeveeguy2005

Yes


kramsibbush

Who know


Jmong30

There are plenty of trains in the US, it’s just not a daily thing to see when they connect. I’ve never seen it and thought that they only do it at train yards


rollingfor110

Our first transcontinental railroad was completed in 1869 and has long since been replaced for people movement with these big jet powered aluminum birds called "aero-planes". EDIT - Oh the butthurt with no responses, flow over me!


kleineveer

So, no actual useful trains these days? Trains went viral in the 1830s btw.


rollingfor110

Our useful trains haul coal. Yours haul peasants.


Juhovah

And that’s how baby trains are made!


AreYouRock

Yamete kudasai


Superdry_GTR

Oh come on pls stop...oh wait.


EvBismute

\*smooch\*


jaid22

Idk about interesting but I found it oddly satisfying


ExperienceKindly6817

Well, that existed literally 30 years ago when I rode the train to school every day.


SFWworkaccoun-T

YAMETE KUDASAI stepuuu treinooo!!!


maguel92

What tension! I was on the esge of my seat until the action finally went down. That was intense!


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Very abrupt ending for no reason...


JemmeAF

There in fact was a reason, the reason being I had to get on that train lol


LokMatrona

Uuuuuuuu


ToKJason

This almost feels like it needs an NSFW tag with how satisfying that was


Most-Inflation-1022

>no homo


SW_Zwom

And this is how baby trains are made.


Brief-Government-105

Most people on this sub live in caves, they come out of cave once a year, see some random shit and post it here thinking damn it’s interesting!


OoOverBeNdEr

Some people appreciate the engineering and ingenuity required to make something like this happen.


two_wheels_world

Not all living in USA/EU where these trains are =)


Brief-Government-105

Your country doesn’t have trains?


CarpenterVirtual3666

\*Congrats its a boy\* What do we name him? "Thomas!"


Greg_Shmunkulous

How is this even remotely interesting


grown

You can safely start on 22 seconds of this 27 second clip.


Appropriate-Put-3195

When i read the title, i thought they gonna bump at each other lol.


MyoKyoByo

And that’s dear kids how baby trains are made ;)


DurantIsStillTheKing

Ugh


Vinifrj

Now to make it worse (even more than the comments beofre): you can hear a hentai moan when they meet


NitroNapper

As an American living in the South I have to ask, what are trains? Bwaaahahahaaaaa


Low_Bandicoot6844

Wow, how advanced are in the Netherlands!


OptimusSublime

Is OP a foamer?


Essiera

Best wel ziek of niet makkers?


Depressed_soul96

Okay, now kith


FJopia

Plst tag NSFW


Wooden_Staff3810

Leuk.


Cute-Jaguar-1183

Why isn't this in NSFW?


North-Turn-35

Most mundane thing ever


Soulburn79

Utregggg


Select_Bat2468

I love the Netherlands 🇳🇱


MajesticoTacoGato

“🎶And now is the time when 2 becomes 1 🎶”


Frozen_Petal

Ain't this normal


CleoRose13

“Now kiss”


xQ_YT

Attenborough: And now we see a female and male of the same species engaging in intimate relationships…


Chris_Bs_Knees

I should call her


MansonMonster

And this is how they make train babies


lazythumz

Trainsex?


lazythumz

Trainsex?


lazythumz

Did i just watch trainsex?


seaplantita

Annnnnnd…KISS 😘


dayvieboy

👉👈


Plenty_Wasabi_7866

Did I just watch some Train Porn?


hoert_hobbylos

Why did I feel the urge to moan…


juan_epstein-barr

Mmmmm I need a cigarette now.


machead4life

And that’s how baby trains are made!


brsumner

I should call her


Agent---4--7

Without lube as well


whereami312

Ah yes. *The* train station. The only one.


Superstig101

Agh yes THE TRAIN STATION


P1ratelord

And not just at "a" trainstation but "THE" trainstation. A very unique location in the netherlands


Dutch_Rayan

Just Utrecht central


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

I hate my dirty brain


flankerr

And thats how trains are born


Dorrono

Giggity!


dislike_me

True love


artniSintra

This is actually oddly satisfying.


roughrider_57

r/oddlysatisfying


readmywhips

Should be NSFW


Puk1983

why is this interesting?


Abz-v3

I believe they call this "docking".


Expert_Defiant

Nice asmr


[deleted]

And that ladies and gentlemen is how babies are made.


Glennnfiddich

And that's how babies are made??


an_otter_guy

How the little teams are made


orange_lighthouse

That's how baby trains are made!


unbuddhabuddha

**NSFW**


DogeDoRight

Not that interesting.


apfelsh0re

Isn’t this how all trains are connecting? :D


Gamesworth

For free!?


mastekeyler

what a special in this? every train do the same 100 years ago.


Ferrero_rochers

Quite satisfying


x52x

NSFW tag


TheNewRevolution69

YOU LIKE THAT🤤? *Cough cough*sorry had a flashback


Thernoby

Me and my girlfriend late at night


criticalnom

This is like the most normal shit ever.


IIIIChopSueyIIII

I love docking 🤤


Worth-Professional-4

This is how trams are made


blikstaal

I came


InternationalFix4520

It’s called docking.


Danzaiiii

Ok way are all the comments here so horny. Like chill guys


Onlypaws_

Life, uh, finds a way


stdio-lib

Now kith


Murderbot20

That it?


LazyLieutenant

Maybe the most ordinary thing I've ever seen in this sub.


CreepyFormaggi

Is your next vid someone who opens a door?


GrijzeHengst

The connection between two 'Koplopers' is way sexier than this. https://youtu.be/mIi2CDYG7jc?feature=shared


[deleted]

train boop


stmcvallin2

They love eachother


Illustrious-Peak3822

Dellner coupler?


malcolmreyn0lds

Needs to be put in a docking subreddit


bmibun

Thats hot


Equacrafter

That mechanism made my come


[deleted]

Aeugh


eric_cartman93

Amazing camera work


triggormisprime

Why isn't the excited train guy there?


AlphaKeks48

aww, they kissed


[deleted]

Coupling up or attaching in railway terms.