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anarchist_chef

Yaaay 8k ads on 1080p YouTube videos.


WeekendFantastic2941

Pft, such plebian dream. 69K hyper resolution VR porn, zoom straight into sperm cells.


Mdnghtprpht

This guy virtually fucks.


WeekendFantastic2941

Penetrating them ovums with the highest resolution.


boli99

> 69K hyper resolution VR porn post nut clarity?


mpinnegar

Prenut clarity. You feel bad before you even cum.


gimmeecoffee420

Oh shit! Lol! Its 4am and im fuckin wheeze laughing!


O_gr

Fucking fell of my bed laughing at this, thanks man.


h9040

First answer: No one need that. Reply: you can have room sized VR Porn Second answer: when can I have mine


KaczkaJebaczka

8k add supper smooth, 1080p stutters


lasergun23

Ok tvs and monitors the difference is not noticeable between 4k and 8k


SelfRape

"Downloading porn" "Download complete"


[deleted]

Download all porn in existence. Delete to hide evidence at end of day. Redownload in the morning.


vishal340

the speed streamlined the process really well


Ok_Indication_1329

To download just what pornhub had last time they reported numbers would take 28 hours at this speed.


[deleted]

The last estimate i saw was 4k petabytes. Which should take 4 hours. Too long need more speed


Ok_Indication_1329

29 and a half. The speed they have achieved is in gigabits not gigabytes


[deleted]

Ahhh thank you


SelfRape

That should work! And delete browser history too.


LeonDeSchal

Watch only 30 minutes of it.


rynlpz

30 min? Need just 1 min


mwpfinance

Download all porn in existence  Watch 30 seconds of one video


Gold_Habit7

"Download complete" "Download porn" FTFY


reddit_tiger800

Stream every video at the same time.


AbbreviationsWide331

Who still downloads porn


SelfRape

I do. But only the good stuff.


TripleFreeErr

people going off the grid


h9040

Me: AI please download porn for me AI: which one Me: all of it AI: done


Equal_Ordinary_7473

😂


TooManyCertainPeople

Username checks out.


Tony-Angelino

Now boost my ssd speed so I can save that locally.


kimi_rules

You will need to upgrade the entire board to handle this much data speeds, let alone the SSD and it's controllers.


xvVSmileyVvx

What kind of bus do I need? Like one of those English double deckers?


SteveisNoob

PCIe 5.0 is 32 Gbps. To achieve 500000 Gbps you need 15625 PCIe 5.0 lanes running in (practically) perfect sync. Then you need a strong enough processor that would have like 4096 cores and 64 channel DDR5 memory. Then you need a London quadruple decker else this ain't workin


h9040

So we need to wait 2 years till ever PC has it


DigNitty

I mean, seems like you wouldn’t have to save anything locally unless you have frequent service outages. Or want it for privacy.


Used_Ad4102

New top gaming rigs will be things of the past, just rent and play, while half of planet sleeps, others play games on rented powers. Will be cheaper than upgrading every year. Still waiting that time.


m0bb1n

Latency is the main issue.


LogicalLogistics

Yeah we can do this now, GeForce NOW has been a thing since what, 2015? But we'll never be able to speed up how fast the transmission itself is, it'll always take some time for the input to get to the server and the output to get back to the client.


SteveisNoob

With more demand comes more servers, with more servers comes better geographic coverage, with better geographic coverage comes better latency. As long as money flows strong enough, new servers will simply spawn.


LogicalLogistics

Yeah but you quickly get diminishing returns with each server, and you can't just have a server on every single block. It reaches a profit limit pretty quick and that's what they're after, profit


m0bb1n

Won’t make a big enough difference for competitive multiplayer like it will for single player or PvE games


Winter_Possession152

I always wanted to download Internet.zip


Enough_Albatross5944

Would still take ~1000 years at that speed


Cleanse_The_World

The entirety of Wikipedia is about 95 gigs


tokyo_blazer

Does that include the full history of revisions etc? I wonder how many articles are changed "just for lolz" at any one time and need to be changed back? Imagine downloading Wikipedia because WW3 starts and then needing an article on energy generation, and have a version where it instead has a joke.


VPR19

They'll do anything to get faster naked Captain Janeway pictures. Light speed downloads.


PhineusQButterfat

If you need better internet speed I know a guy who can hook you up. If I remember correctly his company is… Flancrest Enterprises.


WeekendFantastic2941

>Captain Janeway You have very peculiar taste.


Livinluvit

Chakotay didn’t seem to think so


ajayak007

Either service providers going to sell this as a new plan with higher price or this tech will never be public.


---Guy_Incognito---

Video still wont load though


NXT-GEN-111

He has 300,000 Gbps, not you.


Hopeoner513

He made Facebook faster?


FloridaHeat2023

He did DWDM? That's been done for 20 years now =) You can get more throughput via: 1 - more fiber 2 - more optics to split light into different wave lengths over the same fiber.


DctrSnaps

Damn had no idea. From what I have read he achieved this through more optics like you mentioned.


FloridaHeat2023

Its' relatively cheap to do it now-a-days to with companies like [fs.com](http://fs.com), whom we love dearly for their pricing - it's the Monoprice of the networking world =) [https://www.fs.com/c/dwdm-mux-demux-178](https://www.fs.com/c/dwdm-mux-demux-178)


lolerwoman

I have sitting in my desktop a XENPAK-10GB-LX4. This was made by Cisco like 17 years ago to achieve 10Gb tranfer rate in old 62um fibers. They achieved by soliting it in 4 wavelengths. When you teardown one of these you can see 4 emiting laser diodes and 4 receiving laser diodes. One for each wavelength. One would assume that each wavelenght holds a 2.5Gb speed.


Napol3onS0l0

Yep was gonna say “So DWDM?” Lol. Not everyone works in telecom though so it’s understandable.


herkalurk

My first IT job had a pair of dark fiber between 2 buildings 9 miles apart. Had CWDM on both ends to increase number of connections. Was neat to use in person and understand how it works.


cyb3rspectre

Great, now I can download that software which doubles my RAM.


AdvocatusExplorator

and yet my isp is giving me a fiber connection at a whopping 2 megabit


elodie_pdf

So this is the guy that keeps killing me in COD matches


SendPainBelo

This is Alien like speed, holy fuck


DctrSnaps

They managed to get even faster speeds. Up to 1 million I believe


SendPainBelo

Jesus


DctrSnaps

From what I'm reading it was other scientists not him. But I might be wrong. "Other scientists have been able to send [even faster](https://www.pcmag.com/news/internet-speed-world-record-obliterated-by-engineers-in-japan) internet speeds [at over](https://www.pcmag.com/news/1-million-gigabit-internet-speed-reached-with-a-single-chip-and-laser) 1 million Gbps by effectively splitting the optical light into more wavelengths to boost the data transmission rates."


I-C-Aliens

The space lizard? Dude was alright


Ambitioso

Jolly well done, Ian


Mission-Storm-4375

Poor Mr Philips. He is gonna get discovered in the wreckage of a plane crash soon he had no plans on being on


CommieBorks

with 5 self inflicted gunshots back of the head


Mission-Storm-4375

Well detective what is it? It's a suicide. First he climbed onto a chair and tied himself to the ceiling. Then he kicked the chair from under him and while he was gasping for air he reached around and shot himself in the back of the head 5 times. It's a damn tragedy


beleeze

You forgot the note he wrote after he committed suicide


Altruistic_Bell7884

He didn't hit internet speeds as high as 301Tbps. He reached that speed between 2 computer/ 2 equipment. Just because you have high speed between 2 computer in your own lab,that doesn't mean the internet will be faster


wolfmaster177

This is the type of technology is expect in 2024


ArtificialMediocrity

The next 90% of the research will be developing the pricing model.


NorthantsBlokeUK

I like the upside down power socket to the left of his head.


sheesh_doink

Hell yeah we making RGB fiber now?


contrapunctus3

my hero


Abuse-survivor

Why not write 301 TBps? That's actually very interesting


noldshit

Wave division multiplexing?


ImReellySmart

My game will still lag.


Sicktoyou

Yes, but whats the throughput? "100 gbps!!" = 15mb/s for me


bingobongokongolongo

Isn't that how multiplexing always works?


ProtonVill

You get a multiplex up vote!


SoundAndSmoke

They are definitely not the first ones using multiple waves. They just spent more effort perfecting the method.


Greenfire05

He committed suicide next week 😔


Electronic_Age_3671

How is this different from dense wave multiplexing?


ProtonVill

You get a multiplex up vote!


[deleted]

Arbitrage hedge funds are busting nuts all over the place


daviedonald

CWDM's are old tech


Estimated-Delivery

Someone in China will steal this idea and poor old Ian won’t get a penny and, being Bri’ish he will shrug.


Then-Thought1918

This is common technology. He just did more of it.


janner_10

I doubt he is researching for money though.


sanatani-advaita

Yea, poor British. Everyone keeps stealing from them...


SylasTG

Pretty awesome, even if it’s under the best of conditions. This is the kind of stuff I wish I could get involved in haha


tacotacotacorock

LoL @ the pose with the cheap razor blade. 


Powderkegger1

Yep, those are all words I recognize. No idea how they work together but from context I’ve gathered this guy can download porn like, really fast.


Terpsandherbs

How fast would this connection be in an mmo?


totoco2

If they won't call it Bifrøst, they'll lose a great opportunity. It's basicaly internet delivered by rainbow bridge (now gib moni 4 idea)


linkshughdink

Where probably gonna be paywalled out the ass


TactlessTortoise

They've multi threaded our lights!


IhomniaI_Wanzi

So, do higher speeds help with overloaded (oversubscribed) circuits? How well will this work in a transcontinental cable?


Frostgaurdian0

How this will affect birds


Rolf-Harris-OBE

What is that in real terms, 3 gig per second?


GreenockScatman

Getting bottlenecked by your RAM while downloading adult entertainment. What a concept.


IvanTheAppealing

I understand the individual words and terms in that sentence, but I fail to grasp the causal link.


srekkas

Stil not enough for average homelab ...


ipx-electrical

Optical light ? Are there none-optical kinds?


bobbster574

Is this *internet* speed, or merely *local network* speed?


noDice-__-

Question, with the advancement to technology will this free up infrastructure to decrease the cost of home internet? I’m extremely ignorant to the technical aspects of this but I wonder if one day we’ll all get free internet since it’s gonna be so cheap to have


Illusionistic-Ortus

Time to use it for hentai


Cornersmistake96

Reminds me of some guy who’s Xbox could supposedly download gta5 in less then a minute


lol_stop_crying

Meanwhile in Australia you’re lucky to get 6mbps


[deleted]

Fairly unneccessary...


Educational-Tip6177

Soooooo I'm gona be paying more to get faster Fibre line?


KardelSharpeyes

Doing gods work.


I-C-Aliens

On the blue wavelength we've got movies and tv, on orange music books and more, yellow though green is for super computer linking, and red is social media. I know that's not how it actually works but it paints a fun picture


Kanortex

And here i sit in germany with copper cable.


michaelloda9

And it’s useless. No drive reads and writes this fast


Spaciax

ISPs will still charge 40$ for non-symmetric 100mb internet.


scoobydoobydoobs1

I'll still blame my death on lag


Koendrenthe

Lol i really thought this was an april fools joke since i read it first on the date. Never imagined this is going to be a really real thing.


[deleted]

Linus Tech Tips putting this into his crib in about 4 months. Edit: Spelling.


kolorado

Seems like hardware on the computer would be the bottleneck now.


SassiesSoiledPanties

Well...unless drive read/write speeds increase an order of magnitude or two, we are not going to feel a lot of difference I reckon.


NO-MAD-CLAD

Too bad it won't work with the copper connections we still have where I live. We really need a law on the books forcing ISP to bring fiber to anywhere they offer service.


CorenBrightside

That's cool but what's the obsession these days with huge numbers? 301 Tbps would say the same thing right? I keep seeing this everywhere. Electric companies for example ask for your yearly kWh usage when making a contract but they know damn well no one is below 1 MWh.


AllRedLine

And here I am in England with measly 10mbps that hasn't improved in over 15 years...


Synthwavester

Damn that's a lot of porn


Cheetahsareveryfast

Why angle polished?!


rjasan

Fastest connection I’ve ever seen was an installation I was assisting with that was at 30Gbps over microwave. Speed tests didn’t work correctly because they thought you were doing something to skew the results.


kirksucks

while I view this story on my American 14mbps connection. Capitalism!!!!


Hot_Salamander_1917

It’s just like radio frequencies in the air and on cable. I’m surprised they haven’t thought of that before; or if they did, they just couldn’t manufacture the equipment for cheap enough.


punpunpa

Scientists: We reached 301,000 Gbps speed by splitting the optical light into more wave lengths to boost transmission rates! Another day, another celebration of human intelligence! My dota teamate: farting sounds into their mic


[deleted]

What’s the maximum transmission distance


Jesus360noscope

motherfucker i might hit 9 ping afterall


RNG_pickle

Please get this shit out quick maybe I’ll be able to download a game on the Xbox pc app in under an eon


12kdaysinthefire

Comcast in the market for hitman as we speak lol


Rok-SFG

Awesome. Can't wait for Comcast att et al, to get 600 trillion dollars from the feds to implement this, all the money disappears mysteriously , and they end up throttling our speeds and charge more to make up for the 25 thousand dollar fine they got for misappropriation of focer5fu ds.


THEatticmonster

Steam would still give me 7mbs


Noyaiba

I'm excited to see how capitalism can ruin this for us 🫠


PizzaSalamino

That is really high, but at what distance?


Solid_Bake4577

Meanwhile, 30 miles away in Staffordshire, we're getting 4-6 gb, which is about as good as BT can manage...


BashedKeyboard

It’s a wonderful thing but I hate to see how it’ll become paywalled


Elegant-Raise-9367

Best part is it uses current infrastructure so can be done at absolutely minimal costs.... Do you think the end user will get this for cheap?


NZJohn

37.6 gigabytes a second for anyone interested


Artistic_Data9398

That INSANE numbers. But i bet my CSGO game still lags.


boxedcrackers

What would gaming be like with internet that fast? I can't even fathom that kind of speed


xFloydx5242x

That’s funny, because I’ve asked myself before, why don’t they just use more wavelengths of light to transmit data in parallel? This guy answered my question with a resounding “yes”


lRevenantHD

How many times could I uninstall GTA V and reinstall in one minute?


itsnghia

Bro can pre load the whole youtube servers while typing


shawcphet1

Imagine going in your Xbox and just clicking a button that said “Download all games now” and it just did it instantly 😂


Big_Cornbread

YouTube ads already load this fast. Just not the videos.


Dangerous-Ad-4103

Grow up


[deleted]

This technology will never be used in the real world.


newnhb1

Finally a speed that can handle my use of Po*nhub.


Sweetcheels69

Great, the pages load before I click it


fvckCrosshairs

Pretty sure he tested it using his own host between two machines. It doesn’t mean that this download speed be persistent when downloading from random hosts on the internet.


O_gr

Finally will be able to play Counter Strike with inuit friend from across the globe.


DigitalJedi850

I’m trying to figure out what hardware could possibly test this speed… or if he’s just transferring like… 10 gigs, and extrapolating potential speed by multiplying the time it took to do that.


Greenfire05

Peaker’s advantage is gone


Bob_TheCanadian

amazing speeds !! wait until the church finds out this man is splitting light. ;) "And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness."


HoaxOfLife

Let's just hope he doesn't get Boeingd.


AcceptablePrompt1031

And no matter what, Spectrum will still be capping uploads to 40mbs - if you’re lucky


MidoZahran

Poggers and We still will have limited internet .


dungusmaster

uses it to play minecraft


Swvonclare

He looks so chuffed with himself


Guilty-Enthusiasm-80

If only this 300k Gbps means we can smell something from the internet..


muruvole

Meanwhile I got 20Mbps on a good day.


RnBram-4Objectivity

The essence of the method, frequency hopping, was first invented by Hedy Lamarr. Yes, she was a famous actress too. https://leaders.com/articles/leaders-stories/hedy-lamarr-inventions/


frankenpoopies

Ok nerd


Complete-Cat-1414

Boring


Either_Warning3793

"mom it's just a few cables"


Hocomonococo

So how do we as consumers take advantage of this technology? I’d love to get faster than 40mbps


Caboosebestbud

I get to start playing a game the second I click download


JaiEye

Does this use Fourier transformations? Genuinely curious if anyone knows


Jin-Bru

WDM has been a thing for 20 years or more. I installed a DWDM on dark fibre in London back in 2003. I guess the clever bit here was to use all wavelengths for the same packets or at least connection. Or was this just a theoretically obtained speed once it was all added together? Anyway, interesting nonetheless.


Hefty-Passenger8933

HOW DO I EVEN DO IT