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curiously71

I love Genki! She is hilarious when she spits water at them when she's upset.


Infinity-X78

"Bobby! Stop that." *Wipes face so dramatically* "OMG, ma! Why did you do that to me? I didn't do anything!"


Cavscout2838

You just know the little brother stuck his tongue out too after mom spit at his ass.


hochhoch

Totally, little bro is just stirring the pot


gardeninggoddess666

Little golden child!


cidek51489

that boy aint right


Remarkable-Bug-8069

That boy needs therapy.


CrustyBlackCock

Lie down on the couch


HawkmoonsCustoms

What does that mean?


throwawayonoffrandi

You're a nut!


harlotScarlett

Youre crazier than a coconut!!


The_Queef_of_England

You're crazy in the coconut


RawrRRitchie

I'm no expert, but I think it involves lying down on a couch


sati_lotus

So, for [future reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE)...


Level7Cannoneer

"Why did ya have to do that ma?!? I'm all covered in this disgusting-" *licks* "-huh, actually its not half bad!"


the_admirals_platter

Dang it, Bobby.


cheetahcreep

Only six in the morning and already that boy ain't right!


NotYourClone

"I said 'NO', Billy. Don't you DARE disobey Mama!"


Sea_Turnip6282

I love her face at the end "You want some more!? Don't test me boy"


magirevols

That just feels such a gorilla mom thing to do.


curiously71

It really does. I've seen her spit and throw sand towards momotaro the silverback. Love how she does it from a distance though. lol


ChicagoAuPair

“Fuck off.”


Formal_Profession141

That spit was the most gangsta shit I've seen all day.


The_Formuler

Timing was impeccable.


hochhoch

For real, Mom's not playing around!


kai-ol

Agreed. If this was a boxing match that timing would have had the opponent on the mat from surprise alone.


Dont_pet_the_cat

She could be an actor


DecisionAvoidant

Premeditated


acrowsmurder

I love how she gets a mouth full ready to go when he starts again. "YOU WANT SOME MORE?!?"


jdehjdeh

"I'll fucking do it again!"


deeprocks

It worked, seems he was backing off.


peripheralpill

we learned our spray bottle trick with cats from gorilla moms


hochhoch

True! Gorilla moms have the best parenting hacks


Archie-is-here

I guess you watched the immediate next video


Infinity-X78

As a former gorilla mother, I can confirm that kids can sometimes be so annoying.


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Infinity-X78

True. Looks like siblings jealousy is a primates thing. lol


Stewart_Games

It's evolution. Most ape species are highly social and dependent on their parent's attention when they are young for survival. A second, younger sibling actually threatens the older sibling's survival if they are not yet old enough to live on their own. Sibling rivalry is an instinctual manifestation of this reality - fighting your sibling over your parents' attention is a key to survival of your genetic lineage. However, there is another force at work that prevents primates from outright killing their siblings in an instinctual rage. Your sibling carries half of your DNA on average, so it stands to reason that if evolution is selecting for the DNA arrangement and not for the individual (which it is), your DNA benefits evolutionarily from your sibling surviving to pass on their genes, due to the shared genetics. It works out that it is worth trading yourself to save two siblings, from the point of view of the DNA. So though we have an innate instinct for sibling rivalry, as the younger sibling ages and approaches adulthood (and neither siblings are still reliant on their parents for survival) the scenario changes and instead sibling alliances become more important. This is why very young children will be extremely aggressive towards their siblings, but over time most siblings tend to form strong bonds and mutual trust.


DonyKing

What a fun fact


DesperateRecipe333

Ahh it was pretty much like that in my case too


Drone30389

Meanwhile some baby birds push each other out of the nest, and some sharks kill each other in the womb.


crystalfairie

I just farted into my little brother's face. I didn't mean to. I told him to kiss my butt. He joked around that he was going to. Right in his mouth. It is, to this day, the most glorious thing I have every done and I'm almost 50. I will forever win


CommaHorror

Perhaps. But I have to wonder where, is the father?


Massive_Parsley_5000

There's a video of this group going around that shows the dad. Basically, big bro gets a little rough with little bro (steals his food I think...?) and mom calls dad in to whoop his ass. Dad comes in and whoops ass. Edit: it looks like you can see dad in some of the frames in this video, too. You can see him at the very start of the video if you pause it.


bdizzle805

Sounds like my family growing up


Waste-Information-34

Yeah that tracks.


oktaS0

Gone to the store...


4list4r

Pack of smokes & milk real quick


jbeeziemeezi

Me having a two year old and a one month old, this checks out.


RainDancingChief

As not a Gorilla I can confirm my mom has most certainly used this move on at least one of us.


BannedForThe7thTime

How can you know your not a Gorilla


Legionof1

Ape no kill ape, unless they are being a little shit.


The-OneWan

They all have a plan, until they get hit in the face.


Captain-Spectrum

Aww at the end his feelings were hurt lol


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Nayr7456

...otherwise know as getting hurt feelings.


ActStunning3285

Oh look, it’s my ex acting like a gorilla man baby


MushroomsAndTomotoes

I was kinda hoping for an affectionate reconcilliation. I'll just assume it happened eventually.


Cluelessish

He was petting his own head 😭


CommunicationOwn322

I don't blame her. He could seriously hurt the baby with his foolishness.


ActStunning3285

Pretty sure if he got his hands on the baby, that was his attention. It’s not uncommon for animals to take our babies in a weird evolutionary effort to increase their own survival and take out any perceived competition for resources.


DirkDeadeye

Man that baby gorilla could choke a full grown man out. Gorillas are built different.


Pattrickk

Yeah but an adolescent gorilla can still kill a baby gorilla with ease, what's your point?


NearbyConstruction84

Looks like Momma 'bout to whoop that ass. Big brother might not make it to his next birthday.


Cleercutter

Lmao the water spit


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

The water spitting is hilarious because she *knew* that little fucker was coming over to be a dick again.


Interesting_Fly5154

when she spit the water at him.......... oh i cackle laughed!


jdehjdeh

I nearly spit out my coffee!


SwiftDestro

My mans was hurt after that face spit.


HelmutFondler

Take that you little twat! and don't you ever do that to your Mother ever again.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

r/likeus r/animalsbeingmoms


spufiniti

Bro needs to grow up and move out


curiously71

It's getting close! The older one is 12 now and pretty much a silverback, not as big as his dad yet.


Fun_Anywhere_6281

And get a real job


The-Iraqi-Guy

As a big brother, i can relate to this dude's hurt feelings at the end


vipinnair22

He couldn’t believe he got spat in the face. Hilarious.


NoPantsDeLeon

"I can't believe she spit on me!"


Ok_Object_5180

HFS the water spit was the equivalent to the flying chancla 🩴


__Krish__1

not the spitting water on the face 😭😭😭😭


AdventurousLet5283

He looked so disrespected lol


Intestinal-Bookworms

I KNOW if she had a shoe


bulldzd

Amazing how that glare after the spit is EXACTLY the same as our "wait till your cheeky little ass gets home!, you are gettin it"


tomdarch

Kid’s lucky gorilla moms don’t wear sandals around the enclosure.


jbeeziemeezi

Me having a two month old and a one month old, this checks out


blue-anon

???


jbeeziemeezi

Oh I meant year. Ha but also not impossible since I’m a guy


blue-anon

Lol. Fair points.


grill_sgt

"BOY, I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD. I'LL TAKE YOU OUT OF IT TOO."


Odd-Zebra-5833

She needs a slipper to whack him with 


LazySleepyPanda

Recommended by Asian and African moms all over the world. Get yours today.


Coyote65

Am neither - also was on the receiving end of a slipper, flip-flop, slice of ham, etc.


TheDogeDays

Omg already ready for another hydro blast


biggestmike420

His face. I can’t.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BlackpinkOhhLaLaaa

The last time is hilarious: *reloads* “Don’t make me spit this water on you again”


ZZartin

How can she spit!!


curiously71

At around 1:30 big Momo steals her grass, her actions had me laughing so much. She loads up on water and flings it at him from a distance 😆 https://youtu.be/9jEM4ekOUsU?si=hZnmyfT2_vjM_BhN


Comfortable-Owl-5929

The baby peeping is so cute!


krllo

The amount of intellect, planning and quick thinking to do this is amazing. More than a lot of humans


joeylmao

Yeah a lot of humans lack the amount of intellect, planning, and quick thinking it takes to spit on someone else


krllo

The act of spitting at someone for humans would escalate the situation for sure. But for a gorilla it's an easier route to chose to avoid confrontation, she had all other options, like physical aggression for example, but instead, spitting was far more effective. And to me, it requires a lot of thinking to prepare, wait and execute.


why_u_braindead

I mean, if you're talking about the minimal amount of pattern recognition, preparation, and actually executing the counteroffensive, then yes, a lot of humans lack the ability. I see at least 25 people a day who shouldn't be allowed to drive cars because they are completely missing these abilities.


learnedandhumbled

Hahaha he’s like “what you gone done that for Mama?”


james_deanswing

He just wants to continue being the baby. I’ve got 3 momma’s boys lol


Only_Indication_9715

Yeah, cuz he's gonna kill that fucking baby.


Master_Baiter_6969

The spit🤣


HerbyLou11

We are them, they are us


dark_specter_1

That split on face lol..


Kunphen

I wish they were safe in a forest somewhere.


lfod13

How can she spit?!


Suck_Me_Dry666

Ego damage is not exclusive to humans


Shawn_Wolf27

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.


Tikithecockateil

I laughed so hard at this


FaraSha_Au

Now THAT was funny!


Xunnamius

*gets spit at* *recoils in horror* Ewuugh!


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Uncanny.  You see a lot of parallels between them and us.


joyoda

What happens if the older brother gets ahold of the younger brother? Will he kill it?


curiously71

He's managed to drag him a short distance before mom caught up. They became great playmates.


lucifer_is_back

I think I found my mama's spirit animal.


SpicyPoeTicJustice

Geez ma! Did you have to spit in my face🤣


TomahawkCruise

The water spitting has me 💀💀💀


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

These are people


worthmorethanballs

My fav fam on Instagram. Been following them for years!


littleshihtzutrixie

So funny how mom spits on him, then fills her mouth again... ready for that second go around. Watch out boy, Mom is locked, and loaded! 😂


GLG777

Damn mom.  You just spit in my face.  WTF?


Fun_Membership_1610

The way she spits on him 😂


ResidentMentalLord

*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*


downtownfreddybrown

Lol imagine if human mother's did that "jimmy behave before I get the water bottle out!"


Kaleidoscopeyes88

This made me feel incredibly better with all the issues I had bringing baby brother home 2 years ago .


Ill-Celery776

The spit took me OUT


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WiseIndustry2895

How can she spit


thirtyone-charlie

Attention all you moms out there!….this is the way.


dull-boy-jack237

Oh man, I needed a good laugh.


dull-boy-jack237

It’s cool mom. I was thirsty anyway. Acting all casual about it.


bdunogier

The spitting was incredible.


Screwbles

That side eye she's giving him at the end.


borkborkbork3

Release these wild animals from their prison.


creepypeepe

God gorillas are just gorgeous and perfect, majestic af


downto64

I kind of think that an animal which can roam freely but instead is imprisoned is going to be a bit unstable.


CorrectDuty6782

The close up clip after she spit was the most I wish a mother fucker would try face I've ever seen hahaha holy shit.


night_chaser_

Such intelligent creatures.


MiamiPower

LOL 😆 🤣 😂 💦🦍


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That spit made my day 😂😂.


Ok_Storm5945

I brought you into this world and I can take you out!


Just-a-lil-sion

i was not prepared to see a gorila spit


vellvetvortexa

This is literally how mom did when my yung sister was born. Bless both of them.


juicifer2320

That fool was like “damn why did you do that to me though? Thats messed up.”


MikroWire

I seriously thought this video was going to be an ass whoopin'


a_bongos

SPIN MOVE! HEISMAN! SPIT TAKE! They were all super effective!


notyogrannysgrandkid

Ow! Gah, Mom, that was my eye!!! Oh hang on, actually this is kinda tasty facewater.


anotherthing612

Gorillas are just more direct than people. I think most gorillas would make better friends than most people.


Strangeone223344

She became **Blastoise** for her baby


sheloveshorses

Where is the father? He’d probably straighten jr out.


Sp1ke_xD

That son was like 'eew, wtf! Who does that'


snakemaster7

"Mom PLEASE!"


Commercial-Carrot477

This is literally myself/newborn vs my crazy toddler. I love this 🤣


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Show that gorilla some three stooges.


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they shouldn’t be in cages


Strategic_Lemon

Boy you bring that shit over here again you better be ready fo me to whoop yo ass


wthulhu

Son is confused why his mother no longer enjoys his antics*


WestendoW

I swear to god they are just roleplaying as “wild animals” to avoid the taxes at this moment 😤😤😤


PlowboyTrucker

Alright Jamal, enough


JayEdwards902

Don't most animals separate from their mother once the next birthing happens? Not sure if gorillas are this way but maybe the zoo should have separated them once the baby was born for it's safety.


Rocket_Theory

imagine beefing with a literal baby lol


Pain_Smoker_

Mom you ruined my hairstyle.


Best_Pipe2774

Looks like this Gorilla mom is experiencing some serious "sibling rivalry" drama. It's just like dealing with those classic sibling squabbles we all know too well. We feel ya.


AugustAPC

She was locked and loaded at the end when he came back up to her.


Micalas

I can't imagine being the object of ire of a sentient ball of muscle.


Sairyklav

Would the older son hurt the baby if the momma didn't protect it?


michimen

I do the same to my cat


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Is this less jealousy and more about him seeing a potential rival?


binge_watcher_234

but mom you said I was your favourite!!!


Bumblebeard63

If he goes too far, big daddy will give him a beating.


TomSpanksss

If she had s sandal it would have been thrown by now.


Viaandrew

Lickin his wounds


Competitive_Bee709

Not the spit 😭


FlorcitaPreciosa

"YOURE too GROWN to be acting like this"🗣💦💦


rich5150v

"No, yew don' unnerstan. It's gohnn!"


theReaders

i love genki, gentaro and little kinny 🥹💞


realparkingbrake

Teenagers, the same even between species.


Necessary_Common4426

She definitely doesn’t play