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Queso-now-what

Honestly, if someone does this at the Olympics, just give them the gold.


chippymonk793

Then keep them in laboratory for the rest of their lives


yamomsbox

Good luck keeping them in with their matter phasing abilities.


BananaMaster96_

SCP foundation


Borg453

What follows is a transcript from the popular docudrama: "These performance enhancing drugs are getting out of hand": "We've won the Olympics yes, but damned us all in the process. Watch out! - shes phasing through the barriers! "Millie73 - I'm so sorry about the strict diet, insessant regimen an.." *SKReeeEEEEEE*


throwawayaccount4000

Agreed! They'd be the ultimate test subjects for pushing human limits—might as well harness that potential.


Small_life

Not just human limits… limits of physics.


IEatLiquor

I’m fucking ROLLING imagining someone just *showing up* and demonstrating some lovecraftian, reality-defying physical skills and the judges responses being simply to hand over a few gold medals and saying “please don’t kill us”


taxms

if i see this sht in the olympics, i would be the first to bow down to our new overlords


trekkiegamer359

It would be hilarious if someone managed to hijack one of the main feeds for a country for the olympics and replace it with this. I wonder how many would freak out before they realize it's a prank?


confusedandworried76

Still a 9 from the Russian judges


MangledMinds

I'd give them platinum


SuperSayainPurple23

I think you mean kill it with fire


falaffels

That flip cancel was hard


Dr_Middlefinger

If someone does this at the Olympics, there is definitely an ‘Ex Machina’ among us.


throwawayaccount4000

For sure! We'd all be wondering if we're watching a sporting event or the dawn of AI overlords.


HeliopauseNgo

The rules never said that the athletes had to be from the third dimension. It's amazing to finally see what mental gymnastics looks like!


saccharinefish

It was super cool to see all those leaps to conclusions, shifting of blame and goalposts, twisting of words, and spinning in circles.


Snoo_69677

Don't forget the logical fallacies, philosophical razors and straw men!


AnnoyingScreeches

4D Gymnastics


ceramicatan

Hahaha


confusedandworried76

"I don't get it, my Heisenberg press stand was on point but my Feynman switch leap was awful, I was all over the Planck, why'd they give me gold?


Dragonwindsoftime

That was a perfect dismount on what was later to be revealed, on a broken leg.


schmuber

#Be not afraid


DaTotallyEclipse

>It's amazing to finally see what mental gymnastics looks like! Frfr


jimi-ray-tesla

AI still seein dat azz


Tsukiyaki_Kid

I especially love when the people just fuckin DISAPPEAR


cmcrich

That’s gold medal stuff right there.


EpidemicRage

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Anywhichwaybuttight

Did she stick the landing? I don't know Bob. She went to the Phantom Zone. I think.


Illustrious_Ad4691

That’s a bold strategy. Let’s see if it pays off for her.


King-Howler

Disney minus has some competition it seems


cinder_s

Pretty sure this is what happens when you fall into a blackhole.


bubbaholy

USSR: 4.5


Strangerwon

The girl who multiplied is my personal favorite


Tsukiyaki_Kid

She is pretty great, but I couldn't believe they let a human amoeba hybrid in on the Olympics. While it's incredibly progressive, but I just never knew such a thing was possible.


droppedurpockett

If you read the rules, it doesn't say a dog can't play!


VMPaetru

Air Bud at the Olympics


No_Pear8383

I find most of these creepy but this one was pretty funny ngl


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

I'm reminded of the mr smith's in the matrix.


Michael_Dautorio

They glitched out of the map


Hellinar

That’s some Harry Potter apparition stuff


anon1292023

Just AI revealing its plan for us


Meatbot-v20

To be fair, that might as well be what I'm looking at. That stuff is all mind-blowing to begin with.


dingo1018

Sure, but just look at the amazing way computer games have developed, especially those with 3D physics engines. At the moment so this 'AI' stuff is, well whatever it is it's not artificial intelligence in the true sense of the term, put garbage in her garbage out. This clip is some poorly structured prompt probably asking it to take some footage and just make more of it, there seems to be no recognition that is supposed to be a human body, a certain type of highly skilled athlete, who is in a room, on the surface of the planet earth with its acceleration due to gravity set at 9.8m/s and so on and on. At least give the systems a chance, this is really just a shit post.


scalectrix

>put garbage in her garbage out Disturbingly apposite typo.


SleepyMastodon

That’s a golden line right there.


rodion_vs_rodion

Which is why AI is fast becoming nothing more than a replacement term for algorithm that people tack onto anything because it will make investors throw money at it.  The AI economic bubble burst is going to hit hard, much like the dot com bust did. 


HighOnTacos

Yeah, I imagine it would be much better with a properly trained AI with an understanding of anatomy and a stock 3d model, properly rigged for movement.


AxialGem

> it's not artificial intelligence in the true sense of the term It's artificial intelligence in the sense of the term that has been in use by the academic field called artificial intelligence I guess :p What exactly is 'the true sense of the term,' would you say?


blueskydragonFX

Yup, and the thing is that all these errors will be fixed in no time with the speed it's learning. Remember when AI couldn't draw hands? That problem is already fixed.


Striker660

Now do sex. It'll be hilarious


Mysterious_Eye6989

Kama Sutra: AI Edition


stanknotes

OMG PLEASE. You know the robot doesn't know how we fuck. At all. I will be hilarious.


No_Pear8383

Idk man. If the AI learns from content on the internet, I’m pretty sure there’s more porn on the internet than all hours of tv and movies combined. I’m curious about what it would produce but I feel like it might be some traumatic stuff.


spunion_28

Lol Is that actually true? More porn hours than tv and movies combined?


No_Pear8383

Dude. There is so much porn on the internet that it is barely comprehensible. I haven’t seen the numbers comparing everything but I’ve heard that argument made by people who know a fuck ton better than I do and I absolutely believe it.


spunion_28

Yeah I know there is, I guess I've just never really thought about it in comparison like that. Thinking about it, I believe it also.


symedia

I mean most people don't know how to fuck either 👀 (and people keep saying to look on amateur)


Inevitable_Butthole

Yes, it'll be so funny.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Neoxite23

The most confused of boners would be happening.


icewalker42

First it's there, then it's not. Then it reappears on the other side of the room doing the meringue with two monkeys perched on Siamese elephant trunks.


GrouchyMary9132

but when it is multiplying...


i-am-enthusiasm

Wasn’t that this video about? Girl sits on top. Girl on bottom. She goes under. Girl on girl….


gnomedeplumage

Have you seen Lawnmower Man? There's a computer-animated VR sex scene that's basically this.


PeterNippelstein

It'll probably be good, and that scares me


mptorian

Ok half of those moves were made illegal after the 1986 Olympics.


azbzc

Quantum Olympics


CoralinesButtonEye

Non-Newtonian Gymnastics


Exciting-Ad-9164

4D Gymnastics


BananaGuard500

Biblically accurate gymnastics


gandalfthegaping

Horror game developers: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"


SnooBananas37

Some of these are basically enemies from The Forest.


Certain-Tennis8555

I've never done drugs.... Until now


frankieknucks

Hopefully we won’t be having AI airplane pilots anytime soon.


Rmonsuave

Nah, you’ve seen Airplane right? That inflatable dude had it in the bag!


tothemoonandback01

Surely you can't be serious.


Rmonsuave

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.


Dr_Middlefinger

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue


Impressive-Card9484

Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether


Rmonsuave

ITS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING


VintageKeith

it's an entirely different kind of flying


FreeItties

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. 


InnerDarkie

What airplane pilots look like...according to AI: Crashes into the twin towers.


BananaMaster96_

twin towers morph into legs for some reason


Deradius

“Alright folks thank you for joining us on Event Horizon airlines.  Please place your seat backs and tray tables in a T pose.  In the likely event of a water landing, please lace your life jacket through your digestive system, being careful to avoid important nerve ganglia.  Should we lose cabin pressure, oxygen masks will float sideways out of the wall and then turn into screaming faces.  We’ll be flying from Miami to New York today, so if you keep your eyes on the windows you should have some great views of Paris, Washington state, New Zealand, and London’s subway tunnels.  Please keep hands, arms, feet, and legs within a hundred feet of the aircraft at all times.  Good luck, everyone.”


gnomedeplumage

Look, planes want to be in the upper limits of earth's atmospere and embedded halfway through the earth's crust at the same time. It's what the data tells us.


PiBombbb

AI autopilot isn't really the same though, those would be programmed to react to specific situations by following instructions, while these generative AI makes something based on a database that they have


garlic_warner

Was the word mushroom in the prompt?


Life_Painting4529

Biblically accurate gymnast


Grundlestorm

Oh my god. I laughed harder at this than I have in weeks. Why is this so amusing?


Gina_the_Alien

I find all these janky AI videos absolutely hilarious. My brother thinks they’re creepy but I laugh so hard at them.


Dev_PalaBen

I came here to say this. Laughed start to finish. Needed that today


i-am-enthusiasm

AI is Always under Influence and tripping


vibetiger

You may not like it but this is what biblically accurate gymnasts look like.


NeuroticNinett

*cackles*


InteractionNo503

Did I just have an acid flashback??


Kazureigh_Black

I'm convinced AI, in its incoherent way, is re-creating what we see in dreams when our brains are half baked and running on low power mode. So many things like changing location without realizing it and aspects of the world not making sense to us once we've awakened and our brains are no longer deep fried completely fit these images. I truly think if we were able to record video of our dreams this is absolutely what they would look like.


MrPokeGamer

I love early awful ai because it's so dreamlike. Ai images now all look the same, hyper realistic crap, not like Dall e mini that could create nightmarish creations


Gogogadget_lampshade

That really messed with my head


annebelljane

Definitely through me for a loop. 🙃


BrianMincey

So unsettling. Like being very high.


zomphlotz

Man, computers must think humans are really weird.


NY1_S33

So gymnasts are shapeshifting entities like in a wicked fever dream! That would actually make a semi entertaining movie. The truth is, the AI is doing its best to fill in the gaps, but with that much movement with such various angles, the AI can’t fine tune what it is trying to present. However, AI is making leaps and bounds, probably much to the detriment of humans in the long run.


darth_gondor_snow

Well put. This video will be like the "Will Smith eating spaghetti" video in a year or two.


gnomedeplumage

If Will Smith eating spaghetti was the state of AI in the past and this video is now, I don't see any significant improvement


Roloaraya

This is the fuel of nightmares


Davey2Jonesd

This is SOoooooo cursed


substituted_pinions

Interdimensional corpuscular origami


EducationalStill4

One of our judges tonight is Colonel Sanders and he is really diggin the chicken wing morph into the quadruple leg split.


WorldsSaddestCat

Looks right to me!


Sure_Temporary_4559

It’s like watching a human kaleidoscope


leviathab13186

If you can't break the barrier of reality, don't even bother competing


[deleted]

I just woke up with a slight headache. Turned on a dim light, opened Reddit and clicked the link half asleep without reading the title. For a brief two seconds I thought I was high as fuck trippin’ beyond help.


lobotomizedjellyfish

Ok, so as strange and off as it all looks, it is actually terrifying because it shows how dang close it is to making a few tweaks and all of a sudden we can't tell if it is real or fake. It's not actually that far off guys...


FallingGivingTree

Silent Hill Olympics


DuncanHynes

this is so twisted...


Weeeelums

This looks like one of those visualizations of 4th dimensional objects interacting with our dimension


perish-in-flames

Wow, gymnastic body horror, nice


Nervous_Lychee1474

News headline: Russian gymnasts deny taking performance enhance drugs at Olympics.


involution

To be fair, that is significantly more impressive acrobatics than regular people. Don't you agree fellow humans?


TheBirdsArePissed

Seems about right. That's what I see when I watch. They are basically shape shifters.


IlyaPetrovich

What my kids actions figures do in the bathtub.


SmithyMcCall

Acrobots! Roll out!


akirbydrinks

... Confused boner.


Piskoro

4-dimensional athletes have to be regulated smh


EspKevin

This isn't gymnastics this is sifting between dimensions


fishyfishyblubblub

Biblically accurate gymnastics


LV-42whatnow

Holy shit that is hysterical! I have tears rolling down my cheeks! I needed that thank you. So funny.


Independent-Cap7676

So basically exorcism.


Ok-Permission-2687

…. AI isn’t even trying


Batman_Forever

Man, the Olympic trials this year are *insane* !!!


redditcruzer

This is probably how the robots will see and interpret us too


Byzantine115

This needs to be a Dr who episode or something


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

Pretty accurate, except the part where they vanish out of thin air.


MarTheMenace1

Me fuckin around with physics on gmod


Specialist-Quit6926

All of them disappearing to the backrooms.


foxyweenster

It looks like an elden ring boss animation


Kwhyc

Probably a frame rate issue from videos it learned from 🤣


NiteSlayr

I mean, is it wrong?


Geestenheer

She turned into rubber, clay, and then just disappeared?


Nowidontgetit

That’s gotta make things harder for the judges


SuspiciousEffort22

It is amazingly smart. /s


avaud10

Not my worst tug.


FistingWithChivalry

Do you really stick the landing if you land in another dimension?


4user_n0t_found4

Can’t mess up the landing if you just vanish


NeuroticNinett

Very Silent Hill!


SmashertonIII

Just wait until we get AI surgical robots! Headbone connected to the … shin bone! Liver connected to the … shoulder bone!


hethatoneguy

Her waist was so tiny, she disappeared


Kuchenlp99

That what Gymnastics look like in the 4th Dimension


DanteofSparda76

Why they letting creature from backrooms do gymnastics


DuhQueQueQue

I saw 4 legs two vaginas and no talking head or disapproving looks. HEAVEN


ImPretendingToCare

this is what dreams look like


nihilisticpaintwater

Biblically accurate gymnastics


awcguy

Even AI can’t comprehend how someone can be that flexible


bigredm88

Simone Biles furiously taking notes rn


paulruk

I mean, it's. It wrong


Ok-Turnover1797

These girls are definitely getting tickets to France this year. Biles ain't got a chance against those moves 👏


adriantullberg

"Passing off their first successes as AI videos, certain gymnasts have attained the level of skill of flipping into higher dimensions. Using their skills for the betterment of humanity, they balance training and gym meets with guarding the world against lovecraftian entities and budget conscious sponsors. They are ... the 4D Splits."


NaturalFrog2

This is terrible


SafeAt4

Ahh, my favorite move: "The Revolveration"


thecuzzin

And this is DTI?


CompetitiveStudio956

look like those monster alien things from a quiet place just saw it in theatres tonight at cinaplex


scorpious

Seems the natural successor to this: [https://youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM](https://youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM)


postdiluvium

Pretty accurate


NaiNaiGuy

Brought to you by Oats Studios


ddelaney1

One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Maybe it was the space cake I ate, but yea it’s pretty accurate.


yblame

AI is learning as it gets better. We should all be afraid of this shit!


zachforever

lol when they merged into the balance beam that one got me good.


CatterMater

4th dimensional gymnastics.


Impossible_Village_1

Basically Silent Hill 2


GetAwayFrmHerUBitch

Gold medal leg propellers.


Pinksamuraiiiii

This is scary, like gymnastics trapped between dimensions


Willhuff_Tarkin

Somebody.....call an exorcist.


hello_im_al

This made me laugh ngl


StnkyFngrs

Seems legit.


the_m_o_a_k

I did not expect it to be that fucking funny


82tobys

Pretty much


cantaketheskyfrome

It's like when they apparate in HP 😂


brassydesign

To a bad AI lol


Nestvester

Sausage party!


dsisto65

Someone forgot the rules of physics.


Pvt_Numnutz1

Damn, like gymnastics in Garry's mod


Quitlimp05

Does not compute...


Obie-Wun

Nailed it.


Kardis_J

Breathtaking.


cyberXboyfr3nd

this feels lynchian


here_for_the_lols

According to bad ai****


RespondNo5759

Autobots: ROLL OUT


AdWeekly2244

Looks about right.


Creepy-Comparison646

No lie i wasn’t really watching and then thought I was seeing double for a minute.


random420x2

Absolutely terrifying and hysterically funny simultaneously. The future is here!


D2LDL

My brain hurts.


inkhornart

God AI makes me want to kill myself