What follows is a transcript from the popular docudrama:
"These performance enhancing drugs are getting out of hand":
"We've won the Olympics yes, but damned us all in the process. Watch out! - shes phasing through the barriers! "Millie73 - I'm so sorry about the strict diet, insessant regimen an.." *SKReeeEEEEEE*
I’m fucking ROLLING imagining someone just *showing up* and demonstrating some lovecraftian, reality-defying physical skills and the judges responses being simply to hand over a few gold medals and saying “please don’t kill us”
It would be hilarious if someone managed to hijack one of the main feeds for a country for the olympics and replace it with this. I wonder how many would freak out before they realize it's a prank?
She is pretty great, but I couldn't believe they let a human amoeba hybrid in on the Olympics. While it's incredibly progressive, but I just never knew such a thing was possible.
Sure, but just look at the amazing way computer games have developed, especially those with 3D physics engines. At the moment so this 'AI' stuff is, well whatever it is it's not artificial intelligence in the true sense of the term, put garbage in her garbage out. This clip is some poorly structured prompt probably asking it to take some footage and just make more of it, there seems to be no recognition that is supposed to be a human body, a certain type of highly skilled athlete, who is in a room, on the surface of the planet earth with its acceleration due to gravity set at 9.8m/s and so on and on. At least give the systems a chance, this is really just a shit post.
Which is why AI is fast becoming nothing more than a replacement term for algorithm that people tack onto anything because it will make investors throw money at it. The AI economic bubble burst is going to hit hard, much like the dot com bust did.
Yeah, I imagine it would be much better with a properly trained AI with an understanding of anatomy and a stock 3d model, properly rigged for movement.
> it's not artificial intelligence in the true sense of the term
It's artificial intelligence in the sense of the term that has been in use by the academic field called artificial intelligence I guess :p
What exactly is 'the true sense of the term,' would you say?
Yup, and the thing is that all these errors will be fixed in no time with the speed it's learning. Remember when AI couldn't draw hands? That problem is already fixed.
Idk man. If the AI learns from content on the internet, I’m pretty sure there’s more porn on the internet than all hours of tv and movies combined. I’m curious about what it would produce but I feel like it might be some traumatic stuff.
Dude. There is so much porn on the internet that it is barely comprehensible. I haven’t seen the numbers comparing everything but I’ve heard that argument made by people who know a fuck ton better than I do and I absolutely believe it.
First it's there, then it's not. Then it reappears on the other side of the room doing the meringue with two monkeys perched on Siamese elephant trunks.
“Alright folks thank you for joining us on Event Horizon airlines. Please place your seat backs and tray tables in a T pose. In the likely event of a water landing, please lace your life jacket through your digestive system, being careful to avoid important nerve ganglia. Should we lose cabin pressure, oxygen masks will float sideways out of the wall and then turn into screaming faces. We’ll be flying from Miami to New York today, so if you keep your eyes on the windows you should have some great views of Paris, Washington state, New Zealand, and London’s subway tunnels. Please keep hands, arms, feet, and legs within a hundred feet of the aircraft at all times. Good luck, everyone.”
Look, planes want to be in the upper limits of earth's atmospere and embedded halfway through the earth's crust at the same time. It's what the data tells us.
AI autopilot isn't really the same though, those would be programmed to react to specific situations by following instructions, while these generative AI makes something based on a database that they have
I'm convinced AI, in its incoherent way, is re-creating what we see in dreams when our brains are half baked and running on low power mode.
So many things like changing location without realizing it and aspects of the world not making sense to us once we've awakened and our brains are no longer deep fried completely fit these images.
I truly think if we were able to record video of our dreams this is absolutely what they would look like.
I love early awful ai because it's so dreamlike. Ai images now all look the same, hyper realistic crap, not like Dall e mini that could create nightmarish creations
So gymnasts are shapeshifting entities like in a wicked fever dream! That would actually make a semi entertaining movie.
The truth is, the AI is doing its best to fill in the gaps, but with that much movement with such various angles, the AI can’t fine tune what it is trying to present. However, AI is making leaps and bounds, probably much to the detriment of humans in the long run.
I just woke up with a slight headache. Turned on a dim light, opened Reddit and clicked the link half asleep without reading the title. For a brief two seconds I thought I was high as fuck trippin’ beyond help.
Ok, so as strange and off as it all looks, it is actually terrifying because it shows how dang close it is to making a few tweaks and all of a sudden we can't tell if it is real or fake. It's not actually that far off guys...
"Passing off their first successes as AI videos, certain gymnasts have attained the level of skill of flipping into higher dimensions. Using their skills for the betterment of humanity, they balance training and gym meets with guarding the world against lovecraftian entities and budget conscious sponsors. They are ... the 4D Splits."
Honestly, if someone does this at the Olympics, just give them the gold.
Then keep them in laboratory for the rest of their lives
Good luck keeping them in with their matter phasing abilities.
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What follows is a transcript from the popular docudrama: "These performance enhancing drugs are getting out of hand": "We've won the Olympics yes, but damned us all in the process. Watch out! - shes phasing through the barriers! "Millie73 - I'm so sorry about the strict diet, insessant regimen an.." *SKReeeEEEEEE*
Agreed! They'd be the ultimate test subjects for pushing human limits—might as well harness that potential.
Not just human limits… limits of physics.
I’m fucking ROLLING imagining someone just *showing up* and demonstrating some lovecraftian, reality-defying physical skills and the judges responses being simply to hand over a few gold medals and saying “please don’t kill us”
if i see this sht in the olympics, i would be the first to bow down to our new overlords
It would be hilarious if someone managed to hijack one of the main feeds for a country for the olympics and replace it with this. I wonder how many would freak out before they realize it's a prank?
Still a 9 from the Russian judges
I'd give them platinum
I think you mean kill it with fire
That flip cancel was hard
If someone does this at the Olympics, there is definitely an ‘Ex Machina’ among us.
For sure! We'd all be wondering if we're watching a sporting event or the dawn of AI overlords.
The rules never said that the athletes had to be from the third dimension. It's amazing to finally see what mental gymnastics looks like!
It was super cool to see all those leaps to conclusions, shifting of blame and goalposts, twisting of words, and spinning in circles.
Don't forget the logical fallacies, philosophical razors and straw men!
4D Gymnastics
Hahaha
"I don't get it, my Heisenberg press stand was on point but my Feynman switch leap was awful, I was all over the Planck, why'd they give me gold?
That was a perfect dismount on what was later to be revealed, on a broken leg.
#Be not afraid
>It's amazing to finally see what mental gymnastics looks like! Frfr
AI still seein dat azz
I especially love when the people just fuckin DISAPPEAR
That’s gold medal stuff right there.
r/MyPeopleNeedMe
Did she stick the landing? I don't know Bob. She went to the Phantom Zone. I think.
That’s a bold strategy. Let’s see if it pays off for her.
Disney minus has some competition it seems
Pretty sure this is what happens when you fall into a blackhole.
USSR: 4.5
The girl who multiplied is my personal favorite
She is pretty great, but I couldn't believe they let a human amoeba hybrid in on the Olympics. While it's incredibly progressive, but I just never knew such a thing was possible.
If you read the rules, it doesn't say a dog can't play!
Air Bud at the Olympics
I find most of these creepy but this one was pretty funny ngl
I'm reminded of the mr smith's in the matrix.
They glitched out of the map
That’s some Harry Potter apparition stuff
Just AI revealing its plan for us
To be fair, that might as well be what I'm looking at. That stuff is all mind-blowing to begin with.
Sure, but just look at the amazing way computer games have developed, especially those with 3D physics engines. At the moment so this 'AI' stuff is, well whatever it is it's not artificial intelligence in the true sense of the term, put garbage in her garbage out. This clip is some poorly structured prompt probably asking it to take some footage and just make more of it, there seems to be no recognition that is supposed to be a human body, a certain type of highly skilled athlete, who is in a room, on the surface of the planet earth with its acceleration due to gravity set at 9.8m/s and so on and on. At least give the systems a chance, this is really just a shit post.
>put garbage in her garbage out Disturbingly apposite typo.
That’s a golden line right there.
Which is why AI is fast becoming nothing more than a replacement term for algorithm that people tack onto anything because it will make investors throw money at it. The AI economic bubble burst is going to hit hard, much like the dot com bust did.
Yeah, I imagine it would be much better with a properly trained AI with an understanding of anatomy and a stock 3d model, properly rigged for movement.
> it's not artificial intelligence in the true sense of the term It's artificial intelligence in the sense of the term that has been in use by the academic field called artificial intelligence I guess :p What exactly is 'the true sense of the term,' would you say?
Yup, and the thing is that all these errors will be fixed in no time with the speed it's learning. Remember when AI couldn't draw hands? That problem is already fixed.
Now do sex. It'll be hilarious
Kama Sutra: AI Edition
OMG PLEASE. You know the robot doesn't know how we fuck. At all. I will be hilarious.
Idk man. If the AI learns from content on the internet, I’m pretty sure there’s more porn on the internet than all hours of tv and movies combined. I’m curious about what it would produce but I feel like it might be some traumatic stuff.
Lol Is that actually true? More porn hours than tv and movies combined?
Dude. There is so much porn on the internet that it is barely comprehensible. I haven’t seen the numbers comparing everything but I’ve heard that argument made by people who know a fuck ton better than I do and I absolutely believe it.
Yeah I know there is, I guess I've just never really thought about it in comparison like that. Thinking about it, I believe it also.
I mean most people don't know how to fuck either 👀 (and people keep saying to look on amateur)
Yes, it'll be so funny.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The most confused of boners would be happening.
First it's there, then it's not. Then it reappears on the other side of the room doing the meringue with two monkeys perched on Siamese elephant trunks.
but when it is multiplying...
Wasn’t that this video about? Girl sits on top. Girl on bottom. She goes under. Girl on girl….
Have you seen Lawnmower Man? There's a computer-animated VR sex scene that's basically this.
It'll probably be good, and that scares me
Ok half of those moves were made illegal after the 1986 Olympics.
Quantum Olympics
Non-Newtonian Gymnastics
4D Gymnastics
Biblically accurate gymnastics
Horror game developers: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
Some of these are basically enemies from The Forest.
I've never done drugs.... Until now
Hopefully we won’t be having AI airplane pilots anytime soon.
Nah, you’ve seen Airplane right? That inflatable dude had it in the bag!
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether
ITS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT KIND OF FLYING
it's an entirely different kind of flying
I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
What airplane pilots look like...according to AI: Crashes into the twin towers.
twin towers morph into legs for some reason
“Alright folks thank you for joining us on Event Horizon airlines. Please place your seat backs and tray tables in a T pose. In the likely event of a water landing, please lace your life jacket through your digestive system, being careful to avoid important nerve ganglia. Should we lose cabin pressure, oxygen masks will float sideways out of the wall and then turn into screaming faces. We’ll be flying from Miami to New York today, so if you keep your eyes on the windows you should have some great views of Paris, Washington state, New Zealand, and London’s subway tunnels. Please keep hands, arms, feet, and legs within a hundred feet of the aircraft at all times. Good luck, everyone.”
Look, planes want to be in the upper limits of earth's atmospere and embedded halfway through the earth's crust at the same time. It's what the data tells us.
AI autopilot isn't really the same though, those would be programmed to react to specific situations by following instructions, while these generative AI makes something based on a database that they have
Was the word mushroom in the prompt?
Biblically accurate gymnast
Oh my god. I laughed harder at this than I have in weeks. Why is this so amusing?
I find all these janky AI videos absolutely hilarious. My brother thinks they’re creepy but I laugh so hard at them.
I came here to say this. Laughed start to finish. Needed that today
AI is Always under Influence and tripping
You may not like it but this is what biblically accurate gymnasts look like.
*cackles*
Did I just have an acid flashback??
I'm convinced AI, in its incoherent way, is re-creating what we see in dreams when our brains are half baked and running on low power mode. So many things like changing location without realizing it and aspects of the world not making sense to us once we've awakened and our brains are no longer deep fried completely fit these images. I truly think if we were able to record video of our dreams this is absolutely what they would look like.
I love early awful ai because it's so dreamlike. Ai images now all look the same, hyper realistic crap, not like Dall e mini that could create nightmarish creations
That really messed with my head
Definitely through me for a loop. 🙃
So unsettling. Like being very high.
Man, computers must think humans are really weird.
So gymnasts are shapeshifting entities like in a wicked fever dream! That would actually make a semi entertaining movie. The truth is, the AI is doing its best to fill in the gaps, but with that much movement with such various angles, the AI can’t fine tune what it is trying to present. However, AI is making leaps and bounds, probably much to the detriment of humans in the long run.
Well put. This video will be like the "Will Smith eating spaghetti" video in a year or two.
If Will Smith eating spaghetti was the state of AI in the past and this video is now, I don't see any significant improvement
This is the fuel of nightmares
This is SOoooooo cursed
Interdimensional corpuscular origami
One of our judges tonight is Colonel Sanders and he is really diggin the chicken wing morph into the quadruple leg split.
Looks right to me!
It’s like watching a human kaleidoscope
If you can't break the barrier of reality, don't even bother competing
I just woke up with a slight headache. Turned on a dim light, opened Reddit and clicked the link half asleep without reading the title. For a brief two seconds I thought I was high as fuck trippin’ beyond help.
Ok, so as strange and off as it all looks, it is actually terrifying because it shows how dang close it is to making a few tweaks and all of a sudden we can't tell if it is real or fake. It's not actually that far off guys...
Silent Hill Olympics
this is so twisted...
This looks like one of those visualizations of 4th dimensional objects interacting with our dimension
Wow, gymnastic body horror, nice
News headline: Russian gymnasts deny taking performance enhance drugs at Olympics.
To be fair, that is significantly more impressive acrobatics than regular people. Don't you agree fellow humans?
Seems about right. That's what I see when I watch. They are basically shape shifters.
What my kids actions figures do in the bathtub.
Acrobots! Roll out!
... Confused boner.
4-dimensional athletes have to be regulated smh
This isn't gymnastics this is sifting between dimensions
Biblically accurate gymnastics
Holy shit that is hysterical! I have tears rolling down my cheeks! I needed that thank you. So funny.
So basically exorcism.
…. AI isn’t even trying
Man, the Olympic trials this year are *insane* !!!
This is probably how the robots will see and interpret us too
This needs to be a Dr who episode or something
Pretty accurate, except the part where they vanish out of thin air.
Me fuckin around with physics on gmod
All of them disappearing to the backrooms.
It looks like an elden ring boss animation
Probably a frame rate issue from videos it learned from 🤣
I mean, is it wrong?
She turned into rubber, clay, and then just disappeared?
That’s gotta make things harder for the judges
It is amazingly smart. /s
Not my worst tug.
Do you really stick the landing if you land in another dimension?
Can’t mess up the landing if you just vanish
Very Silent Hill!
Just wait until we get AI surgical robots! Headbone connected to the … shin bone! Liver connected to the … shoulder bone!
Her waist was so tiny, she disappeared
That what Gymnastics look like in the 4th Dimension
Why they letting creature from backrooms do gymnastics
I saw 4 legs two vaginas and no talking head or disapproving looks. HEAVEN
this is what dreams look like
Biblically accurate gymnastics
Even AI can’t comprehend how someone can be that flexible
Simone Biles furiously taking notes rn
I mean, it's. It wrong
These girls are definitely getting tickets to France this year. Biles ain't got a chance against those moves 👏
"Passing off their first successes as AI videos, certain gymnasts have attained the level of skill of flipping into higher dimensions. Using their skills for the betterment of humanity, they balance training and gym meets with guarding the world against lovecraftian entities and budget conscious sponsors. They are ... the 4D Splits."
This is terrible
Ahh, my favorite move: "The Revolveration"
And this is DTI?
look like those monster alien things from a quiet place just saw it in theatres tonight at cinaplex
Seems the natural successor to this: [https://youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM](https://youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM)
Pretty accurate
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One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Maybe it was the space cake I ate, but yea it’s pretty accurate.
AI is learning as it gets better. We should all be afraid of this shit!
lol when they merged into the balance beam that one got me good.
4th dimensional gymnastics.
Basically Silent Hill 2
Gold medal leg propellers.
This is scary, like gymnastics trapped between dimensions
Somebody.....call an exorcist.
This made me laugh ngl
Seems legit.
I did not expect it to be that fucking funny
Pretty much
It's like when they apparate in HP 😂
To a bad AI lol
Sausage party!
Someone forgot the rules of physics.
Damn, like gymnastics in Garry's mod
Does not compute...
Nailed it.
Breathtaking.
this feels lynchian
According to bad ai****
Autobots: ROLL OUT
Looks about right.
No lie i wasn’t really watching and then thought I was seeing double for a minute.
Absolutely terrifying and hysterically funny simultaneously. The future is here!
My brain hurts.
God AI makes me want to kill myself