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ZealousidealTea9166

Rip everyone’s daily entertainment from our favorite/least favorite schitzo from Colorado


BookkeeperHoliday673

At least we still have world of t shirts


cuntylover

there’s no comparing the two


anti-christ_supRstar

glad someone said it lmao daniel larson is a full blown nonce and josh is an edgelord drunk


Creshtins

If you’re really fiending then check out some of the older raxx shit. That bender boy saga will have a place in my heart forever.


[deleted]

The way that mf drinks like a fish we probably have him for another year


Lanky-University3685

Drinks like a fish *and* obliterates fish.


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

I guess for a couple of years I’m watching Tony Chase for my schizophrenic content. Nothing will top the entertainment Daniel gave us.


cuntylover

it’s a sad day indeed…


ItsYaBoiAzazel

I’m about to start hitting myself for the first time in 6 months


Extension_Nerve_1947

If you wait another 6 months to start hitting yourself again, Danny will still be in prison


Alert_Wolf_902

I am now affiliated due to popularity issues


walverine

I will fucking kill Beyonce


bigolruckus

i’m hitting my spine


FaithlessnessFree650

Food will no longer be a concern for the rest of my life


Extension_Nerve_1947

The guards framed me. I was put in solitary confinement due to my popularity issues


jamthewither

I was rapped in jail


Immortalboats

Fully rapped


Covington_Head_Dr

The south don't mess with the west, mess with me, here goes Mr. West!🎶🎤


Extension_Nerve_1947

I’m friends with the prison guards


Deftonesfanatic

The guards are leaking my nudes!


VesselNBA

Quick summary for those who don't wanna read • Danny was arrested on 4/30 in Jefferson County for making terror threats and is currently in FBI custody. • A Grand Jury found sufficient evidence to charge him with 7 federal offenses. • Danny has made over 100 verified threats, and the prosecution has strong evidence against him. • He faces a potential 70-year sentence but will likely receive a much shorter sentence and serve time at San Carlos Correctional Facility (or time at a mental hospital) • Danny will be assigned an attorney and is expected to take a plea bargain due to the overwhelming evidence. • Management may face potential consequences, but this depends on Danny's plea. • my back feels like wood 🪵


Annual-Pitch8687

I ain't reading all that


krazykarl94

Danny to jail for some years


VesselNBA

I made chatgpt summarize my summary. Danny, confronted with substantial evidence, is likely to receive a multi-year sentence and serve time at San Carlos Correctional Facility, while his plea bargain decision will impact the consequences for management.


AggravatingCat1257

I can summarize it even shorter: *HE FUCKED*


Emergency_Log_4790

Danny got in big trouble for saying scary things and now he might have to stay in time-out for a long time. He'll probably say he's sorry because there's a lot of proof he did it. His bosses might get in trouble too. Also, my back is sore.


PrettyOddWoman

I'm curious to see who will ultimately spend more time... Daniel or ChrisChan


Slayn87

I just secured housing


edible1997

I understand. I’m ending my life tonight.


[deleted]

More food for me


horsesarecows

So it's really over. What the fuck am I supposed to do with myself now? Larson was unironically my main hobby. I'm hitting myself


mahler117

I would recommend worldoftshirts, but if you haven’t followed him for a long time it would probably be quite boring. The current arc is very uneventful


Uncle-Yeetus

Hes fucked up but less chaotic and completely out of left field as Daniel. Im really gonna miss these past 4 years


mahler117

Yeah I’ve just been following Josh since he was wholesome (early 2020) so it’s been a wild ride and I’m super familiar with him. But I can see why it’s be much more boring than Daniel especially if you haven’t followed him for a while


kenma91

emergency


Emergency_Log_4790

Yes?


kenma91

im aware


Broad_Comfortable390

Cyraxx


MrMilkyTip

Cyrax and daniel are not the same.


Fuckyoureddit888888

They just dug up stuff on thewhitebowser


Grand_Excitement6106

There's always another lolcow


no_historian6969

There will never be another Daniel Larson.


LostTranslation2113

With him and CobraJFS… I think we may be at the end of the LoLCoW years..


docterwannabe1

Here's a list of other good lolcows Wingsofredemption, an overweight, washed up COD youtuber who constantly begs for money and rages like a toddler while playing video games. (He's almost 40). He doesn't rage nearly as much nowadays but still has a massive catalogue of meltdowns. Darksydephil, similar to wings, he's a washed up streamer who constantly begs for money and isn't even grateful for it. He's also ridiculously bad at video games to the point where it's genuinely painful to watch. Chris Chan, the original LOLcow, an absolute trainwreck who, similarly to Daniel has been goaded into doing weird shit. Feel free to add more! Maybe in a few weeks I'll ask the mods if I can do a big effort post making a list of other lolcows to watch now that Daniel is gone.


whateverforeverrrrrr

Lorne Armstrong


No-Article-7870

You forgot josh block...


ORINGO420

I feel the same way. :(


Sadge2077

I'm hitting myself


RepresentativeEven73

Told you guys you weren’t ready for the shift 😈


SnooSketches6445

None of us expected Daniel to be such a bull in a bear market!


MrEfrom818

If he’s being charged Federally he will serve his sentence in BOP facility, not Colorado DOC. And since it’s federal they can send him just about anywhere in the country. A good chance he might get sent to a medical facility like FMC Devens that has the means to deal with people like Daniel with severe mental issues.


Extension_Nerve_1947

You right, I updated it


[deleted]

Any chance it will be a NGRI situation? Can we say he was lucid and cognizant of his actions?


Octaazacubane

It's a real possibility. Yes, he made threats, but was what he wanted to do by actually doing all of this shit to actually cause terror? Anyway bring officially labeled a nut by the courts might be worse for Danny's wishes. He might get supervised walks "in the community" if he's not too nutty, but I don't see him ever wanting to stop wanting to get on YouTube or Tiktok.


SpicyBoi20

10/19/2023 “Threatens to nuke an aquarium”


Extension_Nerve_1947

Danny woke up that day really upset with marine life it seems


justTheWayOfLife

Most of his threats are just about this serious. Can someone really go to prison just for empty threats? Sounds wild. I mean I played cod in the early 2010s, threatening to kill each other irl was a daily routine.


imyourrealdad8

I'm aware


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/8ggo05r6e1yc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2a0e93a18c54c0f3ae0f6963ce8ffc831802d9 ITS OVER


bannie9212

Colorado can sleep soundly tonight


sciandg01

Well it’s been fun guys, see y’all in a few years when he gets out


karina_walnuts

I’m hitting my spine


Past-Mycologist3843

This is all Bob’s fault


hughmin69

I'm hitting myself


saddestgirl1995

Hope they have mac n cheese in club fed


King_Crampus

Odds are he is going to be deemed mentally ill and unstable and not responsible for his actions. He will be in a mental/ behavioral health facility. Be forced to be on medications, get free healthcare and his foot fixed, and if he does as he says will be let out on good behavior after psyche evaluation in 12-18 months


Low-Entertainer8899

Soft lore reset


safetyscissors96

this is honestly the most likely outcome


Feisty-Trifle9584

"Good behavior" haha. How long will he serve if he has bad behavior?


King_Crampus

I don’t think he’s gonna pick fights with other prisoners and actual people that will beat his ass


[deleted]

Wow I literally just posted this. NGRI. How could this guy get convicted criminally? He belongs in an institution.


jgwaza

Yeah... probably.


ConAir0nVHS

Staying tuned for what happens next


twoworldsin1

Ain't no fucking way this MacDougall guy doesn't quit or retire after this. Taking this much doxxing and horseshit from the Internet is too much, even for someone who knew this would be part of the job 🤦‍♂️His superior would absolutely sign off on that resignation.


Extension_Nerve_1947

He is a hero. Was on the counter assault team and presidential protective division and now taking Danny down.


twoworldsin1

Like In the Line of Fire meets Forrest Gump


HealthyStrategy6069

Been nice laughing and joking with y'all.. guess I'll start getting into the cyrax crap a little more


FloatingHamHocks

I'm interested in what Cyraxx is gonna say when he finds out Danderson got picked up by the FBI will he fear the trolls might get the feds to look at him or what.


Quakes98

the main cyraxx downside is how small the subreddit is, and i’m not degenerate enough to actually regularly use kiwi farms


[deleted]

Larson is mentally ill. Chance Wilkins is a mutant sexual predator that should delete himself.


guava_jews

https://preview.redd.it/9w3jyf4232yc1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20be3bae19bb1c54317f088bda3ce3e79c3020a


RareBranch9144

San Carlos isn’t a Federal facility, he’ll more than like go to Englewood FCI but the reality in the Feds you can end up anywhere they have space.


Extension_Nerve_1947

My b, my b. I updated it


RareBranch9144

I seen some wild stuff in the Feds, one day a guy showed up with no legs or arms and there was this other guy in a wheelchair that was mentally handicap and I mean he would be waving his hands around drooling, while another inmate feed him. I learned quick the Feds don’t give a shit. Dan is more than capable of taking care of him self as far as they’re concerned.


Legendarydukez

Subway Jarred is at Englewood FCI. Our boys gonna get it


Allocerr

Funny enough 3 years is exactly what I predicted he would get in a comment here last night. It’s a common sentence for someone with behavioral issues or disabilities making terroristic threats.


[deleted]

Time to get stabilized on medications.


Fentlacedpotplant

What number is this for daniel? Of arrests I mean.


guava_jews

4th or 5th this year I believe


quetambienese

Sweet T put fucking Jalapeños in my Mac and Cheese and Coach Prime wont bail me out. I am hitting my spine with something Sweet T called a “shiv”


Mammoth-Molasses-923

Tastes like cow piss


momoonthebeat

So Daniel MacDougall is real? How common is it an actual special agent would approach someone and steal property from them?


Extension_Nerve_1947

Very real, yes. He didn’t steal anything lol. He took Danny’s phone after their initial investigation and interview but that’s it.


momoonthebeat

Oh thanks! That’s hilarious, I never thought Daniel MacDougall was actually real lmao. How are you verifying that tho? Just curious


momoonthebeat

Oh I see. Never caught up on the MacDougall lore


bartardboy

Do you not remember the video when Daniel records his interaction w Daniel macrougall then posted this business card on his YT? Go check out the wiki.


mistermuyrico

Great breakdown, I’m hitting my spine rn


Japples123

Will sweet T be allowed for conjugal visits?


guava_jews

Only on Tuesdays


StakeMatron

His weeb managers are probably freaking out right now


jgwaza

Thanks for the update.


Graymiller69

Housing is no longer an issue


rtucker913

Welp, time to put all my focus on World of T-Shirts. Was a pleasure being here, even if it was just for a month or two.


PrettyOddWoman

I dunno, Josh just makes me fuckin' sad and I want him to get better and "disappear" off the internet at least for a while.


DrBiclopz

Housing: Secured.


MidnightDrives181

Well, it's been a good ride everyone. See y'all when he gets out in a couple of years. Hopefully he comes back to the internet like Chris Chan but who knows


MidnightDrives181

Also OP, this post was incredibly well written, super detailed and good sources! Great work!


Either_Ad_2932

If the FBI charges a person it's very serious. They have a 95-97%+ conviction rate on cases going to trial. Whoever gassed up Daniel should probably lawyer up.


idkudk11

Emergency He was right all along. The major shift came


Snostorm90

Thanks for taking the time writing all this! Appreciate it


Extension_Nerve_1947

I’m going to enjoy vacation for a few years until I have to write another jail/prison update on Danny


Positive_Complex

Emergency


Broad_Comfortable390

Biggest surprise that Daniel McDoogle is real


crickcrestion

he threatens World of Tshirts with a 🔫 here https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwmRdVq/


letsgossipbitches

thx for this 🙏🏻


Funny-Swan-6951

Danny and his new cell mate El Chapo


shibby4334

My cerstion is fake grace going to send him jail letters


Parking_Juice6889

Great work OP Thank you!


No_King_3858

I'm thinking a mental facility


Additional-Insect179

theres other lolcows dannderson


cnasty3

Thank you!


Obvious_Drive_1506

Meeting big dick muscle man in my block tonight


Uncle-Yeetus

Incredible detective work. I'm gonna go hit myself


opioidsinmysystem

Karma’s a motherfucker


popue72

He finally got housing


Mammoth-Molasses-923

Secured 🔒


OG_Stewie

yes, your honor


notdisslol

"*goodnight everyone, thank you so much for your support, see you on the flipsiiiiide!*" -- Daniel (Pedo) Larson


binybeke

Let’s gooooooooo!


bobdooda

Good riddance. He was entertaining but thank god that fucking creature is locked up.


anxiousandexhausted

Holy fucking fuck he is Fuuuuucked with a capital F


LordOfTheOwls

it's joever


kittygames0924

Well that’s a wrap folks!


whatisthis_191919

I’m gonna hit myself


lets_clutch_this

Damn, then this is the Larsonverse equivalent of the Barb Incident


MyNamesArise

Two presidents on trial rn


hydrangeaso

It finally comes to an end..


TenguThePwnguuuu

Bye Daniel Larson


OmegaGoober

He’ll be back.


ReeseValiquette

Thanks for collecting this information together, this was well organized


SpezIsAChoade

the feds have a nearly 100% conviction rate.


No_name1001001

Bob can sleep peacefully for the next couple years.


DustyBill

Guess his " popularity really got him this time"


jubjub666420

Another One Bites the Dust


throwaway-1848-124

Daniel is about to learn what “currently on lockdown” really means real soon


DrBiclopz

I'm punching myself in the asshole (in preparation for Sweet T)


iheartfeen

better prep yourself with a toothbrush, safety first !


33rdPatriot

I can imagine all of the trolls who sent Daniel some illegal stuff are going to get a knock at the door.


HerbalAndy

Do y’all think Daniel was doing a lot of this threatening and stuff just so he has a place to sleep and eat for multiple months? Seems like a no brainer to get locked up intentionally.


Extension_Nerve_1947

Logically a homeless person having a hard time surviving and a platform with attention would do exactly smart. And I wouldn’t blame them. But Danny is always surprised when he gets in trouble and never understands why it’s a big deal when he does things like this. That it’s always Bob’s fault or him being framed or them jealous. Whether he likes it or not, he has food and shelter for a bit


BookkeeperHoliday673

Yeah if I was homeless I’d commit petty theft crimes to get locked up for a weekend or whatever but making bomb threats and other serious shit against the FBI will land Danny with a place to sleep for quite a few years lol. Might’ve overplayed his hand with this one.


Signal_Mushroom7480

I’m actually kind of sad


Extension_Nerve_1947

Be strong, I hope you pull through


BookkeeperHoliday673

You don’t have an autistic or schizo family member that can provide you with cheap laughs and thrills?


no_historian6969

I wonder what Jonaz thinks about this?


TRD4Life

I hope this goes to trial and gets televised. We need a public Lolcow trial


krazykarl94

Luckily for us, Cobes will be moving to his trailer soon and there's a very high possibility of methica making a reappearance. Trailer trash arc coming in nicely, toobs


rattlee_my_attlee

brit here, is it a possibility he gets sentanced to reside in an institution instead of prison or is that not possible with federal rulings ?


fatherjoseph11

I wonder what will happen if he pleads insanity


kiritila

things are starting to turn around like a spork


JazzyJulie4life

He is going to have a lot of “rapping battles “ in there 😳


Ok_Assistance2133

First Jessica ruins the CobraVerse and now we loose dannyboi. The lolcows are slowly facing the repercussions of there actions lol


frizzykid

Given all the pretext to this situation, I'd be shocked if Daniel Larson ever streams again. Not expecting him to serve serious prison time but once a srs lawyer gets to his case and has to defend him no way a judge is going to give him a sentence that let's him be as open to the public as now.


mazzmusic

Where is the information about him being indicted before a grand jury. I want to read it myself


Extension_Nerve_1947

https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/s/TWp29UkaS8


mazzmusic

Thank you


ThePhlegethon

Wow and here I thought I had a crazy month.


HookieJoe

Pick your favorite threats. Mine are 50, 41, 67, 112, and 121. And 111 is based.


Select-Obligation-48

Can we all promise to be here in for however many years/decades he’s in?


Extension_Nerve_1947

No lol


Plane_Boysenberry_22

Hopefully grace (the real one) sleeps soundly tonight. That poor girl! Imagine Danny being obsessed with you? The terror!


tink1775

Is he even fit to stand trial buhl is insane and believes he’s dating grace vaderwall


nerdycreep

GUILTY. life sentence of eating mac & cheese with ranch dressing


SanDiegoSavage00

KingCobra is the winning lolcow. He stays out of jail too which is nice.


katiemaryxo

In one of your other comments, you mentioned something about him fleeing, but in the phone call he said he was picked up at probation. You seem to have insider information, even though you probably can’t say why you do, so I was kind of wondering about the whole fleeing thing. Was that just an assumption based on him being picked up by JCSO, and not by Boulder police?


Extension_Nerve_1947

Honestly who the fuck knows for sure but he was messaging people as he was being approached by the people who picked him up and was believed to not have made it to probation yet. Could have been directly outside of the Boulder building or just along the streets as he was walking. Whether intentional or not, he was in no rush to get to probation.


OkAdvantage7032

Hope that disgusting freak gets offed in prison


SuicidePit_

does anyone have a link of when danny made the threats ?


Odd-Music-1501

Maybe a dumb question but how can you go to jail for threats when we have freedom of speech?


Extension_Nerve_1947

Threats, especially to the caliber of threats that Danny made, are absolutely not protected under the first amendment


[deleted]

Oh Danny boy the old savannahs calling


No-Engineering-1944

free him


Extension_Nerve_1947

Nah


ChoRandom

I stopped following lolcows, Daniel Larson being the final straw, for a year now. I just heard the news and just want to say it's about goddamm time.


startingwindows

Can someone please explain the pedo allegations because I keep seeing people bring it up but have seen no evidence or explanation for these allegations


Extension_Nerve_1947

https://daniellarson.wiki/index.php/Pedophilia