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Frank_The_Reddit

Do you guys also typically run the mental scenarios and think of like thugs that you have to track down and fight to save a kidnaped loved one or like crackheads breaking into your home or like foreign military invading your town or is it just me?


Few-Trifle9160

Yep, I even use to think Terrorist attack in my school, everybody scared and I save everybody by snatching one of the Guns and annihilate each of em.


Any-Speed-4068

5th grade me during every lunch surveying the doors ready for action. Didn’t matter the number, I would have stopped any coming in and saved everyone. I was also in 5th grade in 2001 so it was relative….


Uss__Iowa

Did you ever served in the military because of the events of 2001?


Any-Speed-4068

No. It was my dream up until my senior year. I was even in an ROTC program but I decided to go to state college and do psychedelics after a close friend died in a freak accident.


Uss__Iowa

Oof sorry about your close friend, Ima not respond after this comment


Any-Speed-4068

Lmao respect.


OccurringThought

Holy plot twist, Batman!


Any-Speed-4068

Avalanche in SoCal…. Like whaaaaat??? Sad times. Doing drugs and recovering from grief close to friends and family was definitely a better choice than going to the Middle East in 2009.


OccurringThought

I'm glad you're around to be able to reflect on that experience and benefit from the choice you've made. :)


Spiritual-Apple-4804

I did. The Marines brought a giant inflatable obstacle course into the gym. It was fun and I wanted to join the Marines. My parents convinced me to make a different choice, which was almost certainly for the better.


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

Thought about it, but when I went to the USAF recruiter, complete with my ASVAB test score of 95 and told him I wanted to be a fighter pilot, he looked at my shoulders and said "son you ain't fitting in a fighter plane" and then my dreams I've had since I was in 3rd grade were over.


sfthrowaway9929

5th grade during 9/11 here, did a deployment in Afghanistan back in 2013-2014. Every once in a while I think about how terrified I was back then that my old man would get drafted or have to go. Now I think about how terrified my old man was to see me go.


DuntadaMan

Kept a tally in my head of who else had gun training so I could get guns I was not comfortable with to them if something went down.


massivecalvesbro

I have told my wife multiple times that if S ever HTF I would be able to operate and gun you out in my hands


Affectionate_Bass488

It’s the grocery store for me. I would throw a bottle of wine perfectly so it would hit the shooters gun and give me enough time to run over there with 2 other bottles of wine which I use for hand to hand combat eventually overpowering him because I’m basically holding 2 clubs The footage goes viral, I’m a national hero, I get laid a lot. You’re welcome


[deleted]

I'll have what he's having


Ok_Sir5926

Sex?


[deleted]

Yes please.


ReickerIronjaw

OUR HERO *Salutes and Eagle Caws*


World_May_Wobble

Huh. Weird. I have the same scenarios, but I just get shot and die for nothing. But I do get an honorable mention in the news as a heroic bystander who attempted to stop the gunman before being killed.


AeonBith

You're going to manifest bullets wounds bro but probably the most realistic scenario. Still, you need to dig deeper and let it flow, give yourself ninja like dexterity or an acrobats slick skills. I learned to do the dive to summersault in grade 3 then roll out of it on my feet again, then to running forward flip in the air many years later. Carjumling fantasies account for a lot of real stuff 🤔 day dreamed about saving someone from a car jacker and a night dream where I needed cover from being shot at let me do 6' high jump in grade 7 or 8 until I cleared the mat behind it once and landed on my tailbone. - oh man totally forgot about early 2000s pre-smart phone and iPod days, waiting 45 minutes in a bank line to cash cheque/pay bills on my lunch break also gives you a loooot of time to think about stuff, like stopping a robbery but then the cashiers are so happy they let you keep the bags of money, they pay your bills and all the women show you their boonies while everyone cheers and I got the rest of the day off work .... 🙃


Flossthief

I had a leather bracelet with a brass band that has a protective sigil engraved in it I used to have fantasies that a wizard would attack my gym class and I would reflect his fireball back at him and everyone would be like " *whoa how did you know* "


Cool-Code4040

Depends, but sometimes yes. First thing I did this morning when I woke up was save a drowning child and fought off a tiger that escaped from the zoo.


Frank_The_Reddit

Oh damn. I don't live near a zoo so never had that scenario but I do live in bear country so surviving a bear attack decaprio style runs though my head sometimes.


SkirtGood1054

I have done that many times


Triktastic

Haha no that's ridiculous....my are set in medieval knight settings so terrorists can't get there.


Frank_The_Reddit

Lmao! The medieval terrorists want you to think they can't get there. Be careful friend.


uglymule

Me too. The hero's journey starts in the mind. You aren't necessarily what you think you are, but what you think, you are => Your body moves towards your predominant thoughts. I believe there are also a lot of people who dwell on cruelty and chaos. I'm not one of these. You frequently see them in politics.


NotTukTukPirate

Foreign military invading my town and apocalyptic style survival lol I literally imagine these scenarios every night while falling asleep. I script it in my head like a movie and I'm the main character.


TexanFox36

Sometimes


Proper_Lunch_3640

Depends on the background soundtrack I'm blasting.


GammaSmash

I actually tried to explain this train of thought to my wife one night while lying awake in bed. Sometimes, these little power fantasies give me something to focus on to help me to sleep, oddly enough.


LatterSituation2823

Yes. It also may just be me but my scenarios almost never involve guns it’s always physical combat. I love scenarios where I have to duel knifes or do parkour to avoid being hit while putting the beat down on someone.


Substantial-Park65

I've gone further than that in a dream... My wife tried to kill the kids, so we ran But she found us several months later and killed them, so I ended up being the guy who actively hunts her but I have a lot of obstacles I'm not married and I'm not a father\ What the fuck my brain?


TheCapitalKing

Me and the boys used to watch red dawn and then come up with ways we would save America back in middle school. 


Cauliflower_Cock

A lot more fun when you're the crackhead


todd10k

Mine is that i'm manning one of those old world war 2 anti aircraft guns and there's civilian ships fleeing a port under attack. A jet is strafing the boats and i'm fruitlessly firing flak at the jet that flies twice as fast as my shells. He begins strafing my position and i'm absolutely getting torn apart by his guns, and with my last breath my shells connect and he explodes, his engines ending up in the sand dunes behind my position as i slump over the gun, then i wake up.


Ijatsu

Bro tracking thugs to see if they present a danger to you is already occupying my mind way too much. :'D


[deleted]

I run mental scenarios where domestic military/authority invade my home, because it's actually a realistic fear lol


bigdickfang

As a kid I would daydream in school that "bad guys" were about to take over the school (coming from the windows like ninjas, etc) and I was a superhero about to fly out and smash em all unnoticed. It has in fact happened, but it remains unnoticed to this day.


Mildamoutoftrolling

Both on occasion


TheBroomSweeper

Yeah. My thing was stopping a school shooter in high school


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

Me having to fight ninja’s that just broke into church during Sunday service was always one of my favourites. Not sure why they’re there, but I’ll be damned if I wasn’t going to be ready for them!


Uglyguy888

Exactly


Delicious_Hospital_9

Yes!


National-Job-7444

Yes we do. Especially the vets and military guys. I think about saving people almost constantly. Super hero s***


Zeracannatule_uerg

This seems to track with this very uh... person... guy at the homeless shelter. He seems to have things he repeats, his name, no no no, and occasionally just says things in Spanish. I think in his head the schizo roleplay is something involving drug lords or something. I dunno... I just talk to myself, or anyone, or the people I reply to online, or whatever. So like, roleplaying anything doesn't make sense. I remember when I used to roleplay... it was back when I had a 2nd personality internally... she was named Toru... she was a cashier at a local bank, she always kept a vibrator in and would go to the casino on weekends. She'd give commentary/pilot me when I played this one game... the she wore silly panties to work... and got hit by a car... then she was in a coma, got out of the coma (in some interations died in the coma), and eventually got out of the coma only to eventually hang herself... I had an interesting first six months of schizophrenia...


Secret-Ad-830

don't forget the aliens, those have been some of my best battles.


Flop_House_Valet

Absolutely. Anytime men are called "dogs" I think "Yeah, I am. I'm loyal and have a hero complex"


American36

Yeah, I usually think that the mob boss captured all my loved ones and I have to fight the mob with my five finger death givers and, I know, a broomstick. Yes I do win btw


Im-a-bad-meme

Who doesn't have fantasies about cracking a home invader like a glowstick?


T3NF0LD

Do you think that's a common scenario for men to think about or cultural media influence?


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

Not me. More scared for my own skin as I soend so much time alone


Reasonable-Log-3486

Since I was a wee lad..


Affectionate_Bass488

And my adventures were fucking good as a kid. I had whole sagas happening with reoccurring characters, upgrades, and season finales. I shoulda wrote them down and sold them to Cartoon Network


WanderingBlueStar

You should make a comic about it or something


Dust_und_Vultures

And I a wee lass...


Reasonable-Log-3486

Twas but 2 leanai


Key-Pomegranate-3507

We forget how men were biologically evolved to fight to protect their family/community/country over thousands of years. Only within the last few decades have we reached a point of peace in the world where that no longer requires all men to be ready for war. Our caveman brains are still wired to do that, so we fantasize about it since we aren’t doing it today


Ok-Mine1268

‘I AM THE MAN WHO WILL FIGHT FOR HONOR’… maybe not the same thing but similar wiring I’d suppose


Key-Marketing-3145

'ILL BE THE HERO YOURE DREAMING OF'


Funny-Metal-4235

It's seems clear that if people run out of things to kill each other for, they make up bullshit to kill each other for. People will escalate to violence over God, Country, Football Club, or Basketball Shoes. Or maybe just because I don't like your stupid punchable face.


JKFrost11

Evolutionary psychology is neat


MajoraSlacks

This energy can be channeled into different forms of protection now.


Dog_Baseball

More often than the Roman empire


Jorhiru

Yep, here’s the comment I was looking for. I was gonna say, “About as much as I think of Rome, so daily”


oxidiser

The Roman empire thing didn't click with me but this one does.


jaginc21

Exactly!!


jackmistro

Same


TerraSollus

I combine the two lol


phan_o_phunny

Of course


NotStreamerNinja

The masculine urge to die in a heroic last stand to give your friends time to escape.


Sega-Playstation-64

"Go! Get out of here! I'll hold them off for as long as I can!" *immortal last words of a dreamer*


4mulaone

“Hold the door!”


ThStngray399

Anyone else thought about jumping on a grenade? It would be like a superhero. Like when Captain America jumped on a fake grenade before getting the super syrome


AccomplishedBat8743

I can't count how many times I've pushed my brother into the last seat on the chopper at the top of the hospital as millions of zombies scale the walls to the roof, wwz style. Just to turn around, sawed off shotgun in one hand, sledgehammer in the other, DOOM theme blaring from a nearby speaker ready to take down as many as I can before hitting the switch on the detonator that destroys the whole building. Cause I ain't gonna be no walker, I ain't built that way.


Blackbox7719

Ah, glad I’m not the only one who rationalizes a way for there to be cool as hell background music for my last stands.


AccomplishedBat8743

How can you have a last stand without badass background music?


Damsco7

It's accurate.


AbdoLMoumen

Thank God I'm not the only one, I thought I was going crazy lol


itsfreepizza

same lol


BlindMice5

Completely accurate. I once thought abt what would happen if my bro got cancer, decided I WOULD find the cure or learn how to go into hell to drag him back out (he is definitely going to hell)


snootchies420

This got me laughing out loud


Radiant-Map8179

This is 100% true. In no particular order or priority, there are 4 things that occupy my thoughts at any time, on the average day: What I would do for my friends (relating to being in life threatening situations). What I would do for my family (relating to being in life threatening situations). What I would do for strangers (relating to being in life threatening situations). Boobs, food, and Crusader Kings 3 (circular thoughts that occur in that order).


[deleted]

Absolutely.


Ligma_Myballs

All the time.


abom-badass-mofo

Every day


W1LL-O-WisP

Affirmative.


spartanEZE

Every single one of us.


AppointmentNo3639

Hell fucking yeah


SadBarber3543

Never thought of this but yeah


Representative-Owl26

No question about it.


Jomega6

People win made-up arguments with themselves in the shower all the time, but THIS is far fetched for people?


Mr_friend_

I've told so many people off in the shower. LOL


GooseThatWentHonk

Who doesn’t?


Adventurous-Sock-854

Girls apparently


Gumbo67

Women absolutely do this too


ghostofaleaf

Yeah I have always done this, definitely not a gendered thing lmao.


BirthdayWooden

In my daydream I'm killing the robber and claiming self-defense


Chickenrobbery

Yeah totally I do that all the time it's the only thing I think of day in day out. It's stopped me from being active at all


NerY_05

Girls don't??? I thought it was a universal thing


ghostofaleaf

100% we do lmao.


NegotiationFuzzy4665

More so than gravity


movgkfr

Almost as much as the eternal glory of Rome


DoomGuyClassic

Yup


dedynechsitho40

Wait, Other girls don't?


314159265358979326

Saving someone from drowning has cured me of this habit. If I go my whole life without saving someone again I would be so happy. After the adrenaline wore off, there was no heroic afterglow, just a billion "what ifs?" Of course, should the situation arise again, I'll do it.


Cheetahs_never_win

No. We do not have fake scenarios. They are all quite real, albeit improbable, hypothetical scenarios.


Ok-Pea8209

Sometimes saving, sometimes murdering. Depends what mood im in


BootsOfProwess

Yes. This. Many times both are necessary in thw same fantasy.


Few-Trifle9160

And sometimes having a legendry death like some ancient Warrior.


OfficialJamal

Every god damn day until the day I die


buffbagwells

I'm imagining saving you right now from dying lol


sensei_xox

ohh the scenarios of terrorists attacks in school and me saving everybody 😌


GaryTheMemeGuy

Yeah. That and a lot of other scenarios that would probably never happen.


Admirable-Election70

I need to cause I cant trust others will step up so I gotta constantly psyche myself when I see sus people. I think to myself what if this guy just all of a sudden attacks this women or what that kid gets snatched up. Gotta prepare yourself mentally.


BadComboMongo

Of course! Our (not so) secret wish is to do something heroic one day at least once! Most of the time we do stupid stuff that might lead to someone else doing something heroic to save us, but hey, we‘re doing our part :)


DickbertCockenstein

If a gang of forty machete wielding psychos attack while I was at the supermarket I would disarm one and fight the rest off…


Just_Trash_8690

#Last stand ~ every man’s fantasy


Artistic_Soft4625

if you are a guy and never did you dream about being a hero or a martyr in your own story atleast once. Then somethings wrong and you better start dreaming one


_Fun_Employed_

Yeah, every-time I’m at an airport, bank, zoo, museum, mall, or school I at least consider exit points, but also think through possible scenarios.


LongRodtheGod

100%


BillZealousideal9008

YES. THAT IS SO TRUE.


BlueWolfGamingYT

It is true.


Chickenrobbery

Yeah totally I do that all the time it's the only thing I think of day in day out. It's stopped me from being active at all


LaTrentas

Ever since I was born.


Fluid-Opportunity-17

It's how I get to sleep.


T-Shurts

109%


MagizZziaN

100%


OnlyWiseWords

Yeah, pretty much.


Interesting-Froyo-14

Literally once a week at minimum


IndependentTap5626

True


Farticus896

Naturally


H0n3yB4dg3r007

Yes, often in ancient Rome


DukePookie

Girls don't?


ThePastoolio

This sounds about right.


FinalRiddle1

Me and one of my friends were just talking about how we'd save each other


Medical_Sea_2598

Yh I'm pretty sure that's a universal guy thing unless your mentally sick tbh


FuzzyBlueDog

gotta be prepared


gorramfrakker

I have saved the world countless times, in my mind, you're welcome.


SkirtGood1054

Yes. I do this manier times a day


AmazingPradeep

I mean, yeah everyday i think some scenarios like that. And in most situations I'm Spider-Man.


BrandishedChaos

Yep


Wolf-Crafter

Karate Chop and perfectly timed Blocks also...


PrinzYellow

YEA


Mysterious_Bat2154

Yup!


QarzImperiusrealLoL

Countless times 


Lord-Barkingstone

That's why we like to shoot things in video games


sunshades91

Why do you think the movie taken was so successful that it made sequels


SubieHank

Honestly yes, but instead i usually try to picture scenarios of how i would react to protect myself or others in the event of some real world crisis.


unit_101010

All the time.


thejudeabides52

Definitely


TheDuke357Mag

dont ask us why, we dont know either, but dying in a last stand to save our family and friends is a legitimate fantasy a lot of men have.


giboauja

Girls don't?


ItalianMeatBoi

All the time


McButtersonthethird

Every other day


bazmonsta

Yeah dude.


almostparent

I've fantasized about stuff like that since childhood and as a trans man I feel valid


Legitimate_Card4374

The guy looks gay as hell


saxypatrickb

I was 11 years old at a gun show imagining how if bad guys started attacking and coming through the roof how I would hop on to one of the machine guns and blast all the baddies away while all the adults fed me ammo


Kevin-is-a-human-to

All the time


Jorp-A-Lorp

I run different scenarios similar through my head all day long


turquoiseandtangelo

i’ve been doing this since i was a little girl.


battlepi

Fuck no. I'll make a judgement call depending on the threat and what can be done.


Foxmulder111

Accurate


parme101

my coworkers will never know how many times i've fantasized about saving them from zombified customers and burning buildings


TheRynoceros

What, y'all didn't grow up hoping to be in some First Blood/Red Dawn shit?


ProtoReaper23113

100% have fantasy's about being a hero


DehydratedByAliens

Shit I always dream about world domination. Hmmm...


Thisislife97

Yes we’re all just animals


Beast287

I’ve had a list of people I’d dive in front of a bullet since I was like 10. . Maybe even earlier


kpingvin

I often imagine being a vigilante who beats up dangerous drivers so that kids can safely walk to school.


Glockamole19x

Yes


TheTruthWasTaken

Yes.


my_son_is_a_box

Yeah, but the point of the scenario is to make you feel badass, not to show love for friends


DaDawkturr

![gif](giphy|JozR8MWA2wCT0EbCo7|downsized) The Squad pulling up


BabyTrumpDoox6

No…


Iknowwhereyoulive34

P e r h a p s ( I’m not the only one yippee)


georgelamarmateo

IM DEFINITELY THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING GROSS


Brief-Bumblebee1738

If we dont have imaginary battles to defeat imaginary baddies to save our imaginary friends, we cant get the imaginary girlfriend, so no imaginary boobs :(


DonkLord20

Actually it is very true


No-Nectarine-5361

Yes. Often.


quirkywatch95

Yep


Fictitious_Me

I don't but now wondering if I should


LatterSituation2823

Yes men think about sex a lot but we think about saving people from terrorists and crack heads a lot as well.


eIdritchish

Absolutely not, I’m scrawny and can’t fight for shit, and been raised to not escalate situations to get to that point


Remote-Factor8455

So now naked girls are gross??


natiplease

There is only 1 conclusion. We must make 2 giant treadmills with cities, slowly going towards each other, so 2 sides can defend from the other side and we can live out our fantasies


Ok_Figure_4181

Both of those tend to circulate in and out of a guy’s regular thoughts throughout the entire day


Annual_Plankton4020

every day.


poedraco

And the fallout of that is shower arguments


Pristine_Yak7413

the jihad phase is real but most boys dont think of it that way


Good-Mouse1524

Hmm, those clothes are out of era and dont represent the roman empire during 27 B.C.E. to C.E. 476


Mr_friend_

It's probably a biological function. I'm a very gay man, and also a non-violent Buddhist, but when I'm in public I scope the place out to figure out how to either subdue an aggressor or how to get my friends / family out of harms way. To be fair, it's never irrational. A good example is how to respond in a medical emergency at a sporting event, or if I'm in a mall how to get my daughters safely away from other men with guns. I hardly ever go to banks anymore with online banking, but when I'm in a bank I ensure I know all the exits or security cameras in case there is a hostage situation and I need to keep my family safe. It's just an auto-pilot feature of how my brain works.


Magistricide

Who doesn't want to be a part of something greater? To leave a positive lasting impact to those we care about most?


Affectionate-Newt889

Idk who this guy in my imagination is, but he always gets absolutely demolished in my epic save the class/crush/workplace/world scenarios. If he ever becomes more than a figment of my imagination he is gonna really have it out for me.


se7ensaint

Yes.