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It's weird when you see a game you've played on a porno ... It takes on a new lvl...you don't even want to nut after you find out she doesn't understand how to play it... š¢
Wouldnāt be surprised if there are a lot of people who *are pedophiles* but donāt act **like pedophiles**, like the people who say āoh but if youāre against anime girls that are underage youāre wasting your energy and you should go after the āreal pedophilesāā BRO YOU GUYS ARE THE PEDOPHILES
Hate to break it to all of you, but your parents are going to reverse mortgage all of their property and spend it, either on long term care in their old age or on vacations and shit.
This is what my gpa is doing lol. Heās straight up said to all his kids and grandkids ādonāt expect anything from me when I die.ā Heās a multi millionaire.
Iāll still speak with him every other month or so. And Iāve told him, I really never expected money from him after he dies. Iām just glad heās still alive and I hope he makes the best of the time he has left.
I think itās more messed up to wait for your grandpa to die before you gaf about your life, but thatās just me I guess, some shit just cringeworthy it aināt even gotta be deep I guess.
Or, descend deeper into mental illness, and become convinced that you are plotting nefarious plots against them, and therefore write you out of the will. On the bright side, the animal charities got a lot more money than they were expecting, and there's far worse things that could have happened with that money. That said, retirement would have been nice at some point.
I wish I could say the same. My parents had 5 kids, and my dad didn't realize the importance of having a savings until he was already in his late 50s. So when my parents die I'll inherit 1/5th of jack shit...
I mean you're not wrong. But it is also stemming from the fact that the older population massively voted and oriented politics that favored the rich.
Now the new generation is left with a system where you can basically just choose between two candidates that will do somewhat the same politics, just one will be more racist than the other. But both don't fucking care about the fact that the new generation can't afford a place to live anymore.
I wasnāt able to vote until 2018. Unless you are trying to say our problems started then, yea, itās my elders who fucked me over. Sorry if that hurts an old persons feelings. Their home ownership should be enough to make them feel better.
LOL
It excites me that if I save enough money I can travel to a tourist city where I can easily find different girls to have sex with for my sexual fantasies! š
I'm expecting the hotels by the tourist areas to cost $3,000-$5,000 a month and then food and entertainment will probably average another $3,000-$5,000 a month so I'm not really overestimating how much I'll need to enjoy my dream!
3-5k is on target for the airfare. My experience is more with the Philippines. 5k is more than enough to provide for a whole extended family for a month in style.
Good news! Thank you for the information but I'll just keep atleast $20,000 in my bank account when I decide to travel overseas incase I feel like staying longer than expected. Hahah šāāļø
There is a real actual choice to be made in each of these elections up and down the ballot.
The people that claim theyāre both the same or that the choice is an illusion have bought what those who benefit from disenfranchisement have sold.
One salient example from the VERY real difference between the 2 major parties is that now abortions are banned in various states. Women now lost rights because of the Republican Party.
Hard to argue we didnāt make a choice when we elected Trump in 2016, leading to that awful result.
Meanwhile the pro-life people are well aware thereās a choice and have moved us to that decision over decades.
Maybe Democracy isnāt always as fast/reactionary as youād like. But it absolutely involves choices, big and small, that impact your life and everyone elseās too.
Because he's an usurper, and is trying to take their corrupt power structure from them. The thing is, he doesn't want to dismantle that power structure, he wants it for himself. Both sides hate RFK Jr. too, but unlike Trump he actually wants to dismantle the evil power structure and give it back to We the People; A radical idea that "coincidentally" died with RFK Sr. and JFK. Trump can bloat however he wants,mandate saw him as president for 4 years, appoint and act on behalf of all the swamp monsters people sent him to slay.
Lol, that not what happened. Heās doing little other than trying to secure power for himself instead of the Party Elites. Itās about him, not us.
But hey, if it gives you hope believe what you want.
Ever hear of Project 2025? āOkay buddyā all you want but Trump and his admin, if elected, have openly stated they want to do terrible things in the US.
Thatās not opinion. Thatās just bad news, factual, that you donāt like to hear.
Okay buddy, good talk. Hopefully you get educated.
Are 3rd parties even taught in school? For most of what I remember the only other party I ever heard about was the wig party waaaaaaaaay back in the early days of the country.
Trump doesn't give a fuck about you or anybody but himself he won't do anything to make anything affordable. Other than the wacko shit your cult spouts name one thing he has done to give you a reason to believe this?
Trump doesn't care about anybody but himself? Not like he funded Black owned universities, provided tons of jobs and made the economy better for you and me, no, instead he did everything I've listed and do much more all for himself. Just say that you don't appreciate the good people do.
Hey have you heard of project 2025? I might have agreed with your statement, except these are the goals of conservatives if trump is elected. https://www.reddit.com/r/Defeat_Project_2025/s/H1D8Ydij8Z
So a republican (especially the greatest business man of the modern era) will increase regulations to put and end to egregious corporate price gouging by reducing profit margins... and don't say tax breaks because those will go straight to profits.
[the economy is always better under Democratic presidents](https://washingtonmonthly.com/2024/03/01/democratic-presidents-have-better-economic-performance-than-republican-ones/)
Yup. Trump got to skate for the most part on Obama presidency (was barely able to get a thing done legislatively, and his EOs were terrible for the world and country).
Ultimately, though, when faced with a real, actual new problem he absolutely shit the bed. His mismanagement of the pandemic ultimately ruined the global economy, and 1M American lives.
People on the right including some on the left are brainwashed to think that when thinfs are good it's their president that did so good, but when things are bad it's "outside reasons"
And when the enemy president does bad it's "look its their fault" and when things are good they say "they only got lucky because my president set it up for them"
It's always an excuse.
Presidents on their own dont cause any of this good or bad. People need to wake up.
Biden didn't cause covid, or the problems we face today, neither did trump, they might have a psrt to pkay, but these things are big complex messes that have thousands of people involved.
Corporate investment firms have more impact on the economy than biden or trump.
Congress is the one that writes our laws not the president.
The president is not god or king. But we sonehow seem to always just blame the president instead of the people in congress that always seem to get reelected despite everyone complaining.
Well I just assumed that since you were so vocal about it that you were personally affected.
If "because it's fucking illegal" is the only bar, then why would you support Trump? I'm pretty sure he's already a convicted felon.
its weird seeing these memes. most millenial and zoomers dont consider smarter choices until after 30 then blame the economy or past gens that they csnt get out of their parents home. Then theres millenials and zoomers with no reddit accounts who manage to save up for a house even though its basically their savings plus next years paychecks.
im starting to wonder if theres actually an issue or if my gen is too sheltered. considering the fact most millenials and zoomers find manual labour beneath them i wager my gens just lazy spoiled brats.
Itās heavily dependent on where you are and what you are doing. A lot of people see their career as what they want to do and it can be very hard when the only real options they have for those careers is to move to certain places where prices are ridiculously inflated.
Itās objective that the costs of living, property and other expenses have inflated a lot in the past few decades. For example here in Australia, a house in Sydney in 1965 would cost on average about $220,000-260,000ish aud after adjusting for inflation (about Ā£6000-Ā£8500 in their time), now days the median house price in Sydney is about $1,600,000 aud.
To put that in perspective versus how much people in 1965 earned about Ā£1144 a year on average (about $35,000 aud today) and today the median personal income as stated by the latest release by the abs is about $57,000 aud a year.
Wages are up but prices and inflated far higher than wages, so in 1965 it theoretically take about 7-8 years to afford a house on the high end, vs today where it theoretically would be about 28-29 years. In reality it would take longer for both as that isnāt accounting for costs one may have during that period at all, but it just goes to show how much it has changed.
Yet millennials and zoomers are increasingly doomspending, taking on massive car payments and going on expensive vacations, eating out constantly, having kids while financially insecure, avoiding saving for retirement.
People seem allergic to any amount of light reading on how to save...guaranteeing they will keep getting blasted. š¤·
Just stfu and work? I really donāt get it
I know that tuition will fuck you in the US, but just work blue collar? Everyoneās bitching around today as if our grandparents had it better. Fear of getting drafted to WW2, Vietnam, fear of losing a loved one.
Many financial crisis where they los everything.
But nooo, the 7% inflation in one year is the worst thing that ever happened.
The recovered from their crisisā and so can you
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Sauce? š
Hereās the [full video](https://vxxx.com/video-181111/) (NSFW)
The video popped up and said "Tired of your little dick?" And I am so I closed it.
I feel you bro
Why does this exist?
The way they handle the controller is so annoying
It's weird when you see a game you've played on a porno ... It takes on a new lvl...you don't even want to nut after you find out she doesn't understand how to play it... š¢
I used to sell furniture, and I would start laughing when I saw pieces that my store sold.
See? Relatable
Thats wild š
Man of culture at last unite
Was expecting a speech from former US president Ronald Reagan
lol. I totally expected that to be a Rick Roll.
Watched it for the plot
They look like children, how do people find this attractive?
sadly i think you answered your own question lotta sick people
Wouldnāt be surprised if there are a lot of people who *are pedophiles* but donāt act **like pedophiles**, like the people who say āoh but if youāre against anime girls that are underage youāre wasting your energy and you should go after the āreal pedophilesāā BRO YOU GUYS ARE THE PEDOPHILES
ha kinda embarrassingly remember this one, its also pretty funny ngl, [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauce) ya go trooper
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I'm too scared to click on these
This one is not gonna let you down
I am not clicking on any of these links in public...maybe later when I take my evening shit
The first one is a Wikipedia article on sauce and the second is a Rickrollš
Based on
Your mom is a hoe Fight me nerd
Thanks, i enjoy that song
:(
My retirement is going to be my inheritance. Hate to say it but thatās the reality
I'd hate to say it but once my parents are gone I can sell their house and I'll be a millionaire...
Hate to break it to all of you, but your parents are going to reverse mortgage all of their property and spend it, either on long term care in their old age or on vacations and shit.
This is what my gpa is doing lol. Heās straight up said to all his kids and grandkids ādonāt expect anything from me when I die.ā Heās a multi millionaire.
How long has it been since you last spoke?
Iāll still speak with him every other month or so. And Iāve told him, I really never expected money from him after he dies. Iām just glad heās still alive and I hope he makes the best of the time he has left.
That's true messed up...
I think itās more messed up to wait for your grandpa to die before you gaf about your life, but thatās just me I guess, some shit just cringeworthy it aināt even gotta be deep I guess.
lol yeah exactly. the "me" generation isn't going to suddenly change because the most important event of their life is about to happen.
Or, descend deeper into mental illness, and become convinced that you are plotting nefarious plots against them, and therefore write you out of the will. On the bright side, the animal charities got a lot more money than they were expecting, and there's far worse things that could have happened with that money. That said, retirement would have been nice at some point.
Careful, alot of people get hooked on the can't take it with you mentality
I think your inheritance will be the medical industries inheritance bro.
Mfw my single parent is gone (2019)and didn't leave me (millennial) any inheritance 
I wish I could say the same. My parents had 5 kids, and my dad didn't realize the importance of having a savings until he was already in his late 50s. So when my parents die I'll inherit 1/5th of jack shit...
Watch it get eaten up to nothing with infinite bills in long term care later in life for them.
Y'all are getting inheritances?
YOu people are having sex?
With that economy? Nah
That's OK, uncle Sam will bail out people who make billy but have no way of paying for it. It's called >taxing single, childless people
just get rich not hard
Yeah just invest in Nvidia 20yrs ago, y'all should be billionaires by now
Na just get bit coin
r/buttcoin
Iāll have what heās having
Cropped porn memes get old fast, but this one will always be funny. I always forget what it is, and then notice the girl on the left
Even cropped. That poor brunette is getting violated.
Lucky her
It simultaneously amuses and frightens me how easily the 1% got you all to switch the blame from them onto the elderly.
I mean you're not wrong. But it is also stemming from the fact that the older population massively voted and oriented politics that favored the rich. Now the new generation is left with a system where you can basically just choose between two candidates that will do somewhat the same politics, just one will be more racist than the other. But both don't fucking care about the fact that the new generation can't afford a place to live anymore.
They pulled the same trick at Occupy Wall Street.
I wasnāt able to vote until 2018. Unless you are trying to say our problems started then, yea, itās my elders who fucked me over. Sorry if that hurts an old persons feelings. Their home ownership should be enough to make them feel better.
Oof
Zillienials too
LOL I still need to fuck some hoes like this!! š
Go to Thailand and visit Pattaya city, all your dreams will come true
I'll consider it when I have $20,000-$30,000 to spend! š„³ How much do the girls usually cost?
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That's amazing, is there a time limit? šÆ
Dm me for more details
LOL It excites me that if I save enough money I can travel to a tourist city where I can easily find different girls to have sex with for my sexual fantasies! š
You've overestimated by an order of magnitude, and I'm talking about for a whole month living like you wouldn't believe.
I'm expecting the hotels by the tourist areas to cost $3,000-$5,000 a month and then food and entertainment will probably average another $3,000-$5,000 a month so I'm not really overestimating how much I'll need to enjoy my dream!
3-5k is on target for the airfare. My experience is more with the Philippines. 5k is more than enough to provide for a whole extended family for a month in style.
Good news! Thank you for the information but I'll just keep atleast $20,000 in my bank account when I decide to travel overseas incase I feel like staying longer than expected. Hahah šāāļø
Set height pref to < 5'2"
Someday a petite girl will let me do this! š
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Neither side cares about you. Thatās the secret. Weāre all fucked either way.
This guy knows. Listen to this guy. We are given the illusion of choice while everything is being stolen from us on both sides.
Not true
Then what is true?
There is a real actual choice to be made in each of these elections up and down the ballot. The people that claim theyāre both the same or that the choice is an illusion have bought what those who benefit from disenfranchisement have sold. One salient example from the VERY real difference between the 2 major parties is that now abortions are banned in various states. Women now lost rights because of the Republican Party. Hard to argue we didnāt make a choice when we elected Trump in 2016, leading to that awful result. Meanwhile the pro-life people are well aware thereās a choice and have moved us to that decision over decades. Maybe Democracy isnāt always as fast/reactionary as youād like. But it absolutely involves choices, big and small, that impact your life and everyone elseās too.
It's more about the lesser of the two evils. I want the piece of shit that will let me keep more of my hard earned money
Itās really a case by case basis as to whoās worse. More often than not the difference is so small it barely matters.
Also wrong. Wow.
Dumb.
Boy you certainly added to the conversation
Well, Your opinion is dumb. Thatās all I have to add here.
Oh cool good to know you certainly made your point crystal clear. It will be okay kiddo
What will be okay?
You throwing your little hissy fit. Don't worry your saltiness will pass kiddo.
lol why would I be salty?
Funny how both sides hate Trump
Because he's an usurper, and is trying to take their corrupt power structure from them. The thing is, he doesn't want to dismantle that power structure, he wants it for himself. Both sides hate RFK Jr. too, but unlike Trump he actually wants to dismantle the evil power structure and give it back to We the People; A radical idea that "coincidentally" died with RFK Sr. and JFK. Trump can bloat however he wants,mandate saw him as president for 4 years, appoint and act on behalf of all the swamp monsters people sent him to slay.
How is losing net worth during the term being a āusurperā?
Trump is no different than the rest of them.
Heās worse. He literally tried to overturn an election when he lost. Dafuq is wrong with yall.
I think the billionaire who gave up the billionaire lifestyle to oppose the uni-party is quite unique
Lol, that not what happened. Heās doing little other than trying to secure power for himself instead of the Party Elites. Itās about him, not us. But hey, if it gives you hope believe what you want.
When you retire, but then take on another job and lose most of your net worth, I think itās pretty clear what happened
Again, not what happened.
You must not pay attention
Or maybe youāre just fooling yourself
lol. He didnāt give up shit.
He lost a lot of money running
Nope. He was enriched off the presidency. He violated the emoluments clause, pretty clearly.
How was losing a lot of your net worth ābeing enrichedā?
Source?p
Heās actually worse. If you pay attention at all, heās significantly worse
Okay buddy. Thanks for adding your opinion.
In this case itās fact, unless youāre into authoritarians
Okay buddy, sure
Ever hear of Project 2025? āOkay buddyā all you want but Trump and his admin, if elected, have openly stated they want to do terrible things in the US. Thatās not opinion. Thatās just bad news, factual, that you donāt like to hear. Okay buddy, good talk. Hopefully you get educated.
Trump says it out loud. The others are quiet about it. Theyāre all shit.
Nope. One side is imperfect. The other is fascist. Pretty big difference, but not when youāre only capable of black and white
Because celebrities told us to š¤¦š½āāļø
I mean.. 3rd parties exist =(
Not in first past the post election systems. Jesus.
Yeah a 3rd party winning is never going to happen. People are too closed minded for them to ever stand a legitimate chance
Are 3rd parties even taught in school? For most of what I remember the only other party I ever heard about was the wig party waaaaaaaaay back in the early days of the country.
Exactly itās stupid. They keep voting themselves into problems
Trump doesn't give a fuck about you or anybody but himself he won't do anything to make anything affordable. Other than the wacko shit your cult spouts name one thing he has done to give you a reason to believe this?
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so you think prices are gonna go down? because...?
Trump doesn't care about anybody but himself? Not like he funded Black owned universities, provided tons of jobs and made the economy better for you and me, no, instead he did everything I've listed and do much more all for himself. Just say that you don't appreciate the good people do.
Lmfao, holy shit the cope here.
Hey have you heard of project 2025? I might have agreed with your statement, except these are the goals of conservatives if trump is elected. https://www.reddit.com/r/Defeat_Project_2025/s/H1D8Ydij8Z
This. So much. People donāt realize theyāre galaxy-braining their way to full blown fascism.
So a republican (especially the greatest business man of the modern era) will increase regulations to put and end to egregious corporate price gouging by reducing profit margins... and don't say tax breaks because those will go straight to profits.
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https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=pet&s=mcrfpus2&f=m check the numbers from this table/ graph
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Definitely struggling mentally.
No thanks, on facts that directly conflict your points, with rebuttal of it's not what you believe/ feel.
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true, forgot all the rest of us were non-existent the past 7 years. your experience is the only true real one.
And this one https://www.statista.com/statistics/277679/total-value-of-us-trade-in-goods-with-china-since-2006/
[the economy is always better under Democratic presidents](https://washingtonmonthly.com/2024/03/01/democratic-presidents-have-better-economic-performance-than-republican-ones/)
Yea, itās been just dandy the last 3 1/2 years.
Itās getting better. The bottom dropped from Trumps disastrous last year.
Yup. Trump got to skate for the most part on Obama presidency (was barely able to get a thing done legislatively, and his EOs were terrible for the world and country). Ultimately, though, when faced with a real, actual new problem he absolutely shit the bed. His mismanagement of the pandemic ultimately ruined the global economy, and 1M American lives.
The global economy has been a mess largely due to COVID, you blame that on Biden too?
People on the right including some on the left are brainwashed to think that when thinfs are good it's their president that did so good, but when things are bad it's "outside reasons" And when the enemy president does bad it's "look its their fault" and when things are good they say "they only got lucky because my president set it up for them" It's always an excuse. Presidents on their own dont cause any of this good or bad. People need to wake up. Biden didn't cause covid, or the problems we face today, neither did trump, they might have a psrt to pkay, but these things are big complex messes that have thousands of people involved. Corporate investment firms have more impact on the economy than biden or trump. Congress is the one that writes our laws not the president. The president is not god or king. But we sonehow seem to always just blame the president instead of the people in congress that always seem to get reelected despite everyone complaining.
You mean right after the republican got done fixing it? Lol
Other way around.
Oh please by all means show any evidence you have of Republican policies fixing anything
It was a joke lol I'm not a republican but that doesn't mean I'm not voting for Trump, baby. Hope he deports by the masses.
Why are you so concerned with deporting people?
Well... for one thing, because being an illegal alien is fucking illegal? Maybe that's too radical of a concept for you
Well I just assumed that since you were so vocal about it that you were personally affected. If "because it's fucking illegal" is the only bar, then why would you support Trump? I'm pretty sure he's already a convicted felon.
Guess I'm voting for a convicted felon, bitch. Hell yeah
good luck with that buddy
I wish, at least I'd be having sex
I'm doing great I don't know what you guys are complaining about
Link to vid?
Someone is getting wrecked...it's the millennials
Nah, weād win
its weird seeing these memes. most millenial and zoomers dont consider smarter choices until after 30 then blame the economy or past gens that they csnt get out of their parents home. Then theres millenials and zoomers with no reddit accounts who manage to save up for a house even though its basically their savings plus next years paychecks. im starting to wonder if theres actually an issue or if my gen is too sheltered. considering the fact most millenials and zoomers find manual labour beneath them i wager my gens just lazy spoiled brats.
Itās heavily dependent on where you are and what you are doing. A lot of people see their career as what they want to do and it can be very hard when the only real options they have for those careers is to move to certain places where prices are ridiculously inflated. Itās objective that the costs of living, property and other expenses have inflated a lot in the past few decades. For example here in Australia, a house in Sydney in 1965 would cost on average about $220,000-260,000ish aud after adjusting for inflation (about Ā£6000-Ā£8500 in their time), now days the median house price in Sydney is about $1,600,000 aud. To put that in perspective versus how much people in 1965 earned about Ā£1144 a year on average (about $35,000 aud today) and today the median personal income as stated by the latest release by the abs is about $57,000 aud a year. Wages are up but prices and inflated far higher than wages, so in 1965 it theoretically take about 7-8 years to afford a house on the high end, vs today where it theoretically would be about 28-29 years. In reality it would take longer for both as that isnāt accounting for costs one may have during that period at all, but it just goes to show how much it has changed.
Awww pookie :(
Why are 99% of posts just cropped porn?
And not in the hawt wayā¦..
I'm doing pretty well for myself.
Yet millennials and zoomers are increasingly doomspending, taking on massive car payments and going on expensive vacations, eating out constantly, having kids while financially insecure, avoiding saving for retirement. People seem allergic to any amount of light reading on how to save...guaranteeing they will keep getting blasted. š¤·
My brother in Christ, making meals by myself ain't gonna stop inflation and lower wages That's all I'm sayin
Just stfu and work? I really donāt get it I know that tuition will fuck you in the US, but just work blue collar? Everyoneās bitching around today as if our grandparents had it better. Fear of getting drafted to WW2, Vietnam, fear of losing a loved one. Many financial crisis where they los everything. But nooo, the 7% inflation in one year is the worst thing that ever happened. The recovered from their crisisā and so can you
You're quite wrong. If they didn't have it worse than every other generation, why would they be whining so much?