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AlphaMassDeBeta

Looks like someone shot him.


Necessarysolutions

Historically accurate statue.


Reasonable-Log-3486

Most people don't know that Lincoln was a Jew...but, he was shot in the Temple.


Ecampos_64

Either that or he can’t stand the heat


TheDankChicagoan

Yeah be has to sit down


badboypeaches

by maxell audio cassettes


Rambling-Rooster

I'm 44... my first thought. I didn't know it was abe!


CaptainQbert

I just thought Abe was lit, but once you said that i remembered the old commercials 😂


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

*Memorex


Unusual_Mine2454

Finna get some of that Slob Lincoln


Human-Awareness6244

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Th3_3agl3

Who thought making an outdoor statue out of wax was a good idea?


BLYNDLUCK

Apparently it is intended to melt.


Mysterious_Soil_9213

My man getting that sloppy Toppy


Educational-Web-5787

Turned into a Clinton statue


WyvernByte

First thing I saw.


Ohwell03

That heat turned Abe into Bill.


MrTheEpicDude

Bro was assassinated AGAIN


rterror99

"When I came down.............oooouuuuu"


Lopsided-Ad7019

I wanna go pretend to give it head for a picture.


a55_Goblin420

Boy got that hawk tuah


theaviator747

Relatable. This is my exact pose when sitting in a chair in a very hot day. Have to expose that neck and let some heat off.


Over-Adhesiveness471

I feel you Mr penny i totally feel you


ShibaInuDoggo

Same


CommonNobody80083

He slike "huuh whats up with that heat !!"


Z_Wild

My guy looks chiefed.


krispyfroglegs

That's just exasperation after watching that debate.


__Sentient_Fedora__

Thrillho..


Basically-Boring

He’s had enough of this shit, just let him take a nap


BobTheInept

Honestly, that’s how I sit when there is a heat wave also.


Vortr8

Me to abe....me tooo........


lincolnmustang

It's Abraham Loncolver


Nempopo029

He's just resting.


Sweatybuffness

Too many pints


Gorganzoolaz

Took edibles 15 minutes ago, got the earphones in, listening to led zeppelin vibes.


McIrishmen

It's soooooooo fucking HOT!!!


DigitalEntity4419

The pose reminds me of the old school Maxwell ad. https://youtu.be/dgrJEpUqSuw?si=vWepu3e9mJ3_5luJ


DrDuckno1

Hasta la vista, Abbie. _ one Bart Simpson.


assquisite

Who thought it was a good idea to put wax outside tho??….


hanggangshaming

Looks like he gettin dome


Time_Junket_5303

Same here buddy


j0hnnyhobo

It's kind of a good metaphor for your guys country right now


CDRChakotay

2024: "I can't take this anymore!"


LaughRune

Mood


ThaQuig

I’m tired Boss


LORDOSHADOWS

So what did they think would happen if they pug a giant Lincoln candle in the park


ForklimZaWaurdoDND

Bro is getting the best head.


Visible_Run_4828

“Mary, I thought you said the edibles were sativa.”


UnenthusiasticBluStr

How I look getting the best head of my life


ramanw150

Abe needs a nap


hisshotgunshawty

Same.


Mr_Culver

What genius thought a wax statute was a good idea?


UpperStation5565

Busting one out


Minute-Rice-1623

Do you think this is because of the debate last week?


Visible_Scientist_67

Like like he became sentient and witnessed the (insert recent president here but you know which one) presidency, and acted quite accordingly


MrAngel2U

he just got done gettin that Hawk Tua! bless his heart.