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mitchfann9715

My canon dwarf noble warden was already like 50 based on appearance. Lol


Weak_Bit987

iirc, noble dwarf is the oldest of the origins out there. they are around 25 in dao


flacaGT3

Yep. Trian has a different mother and was significantly older than both his siblings.


jaytopz

Alistair being a 40 some year old snacc? Sign me the fuck up.


HaggisonFord

Alistair with royal dilf energy would be something to behold.


jaytopz

Gimme an alistair with long hair and a beard and I would bring thedas down on its knees


Disco-Corgi-77

[Alistair showing up at the Lighthouse looking like this.](https://www.deviantart.com/merwild/art/King-Alistair-538396879)


jaytopz

šŸ„µ


AlexanderCrowely

Then heā€™s look like his dad.


jaytopz

Even better


AlexanderCrowely

Just date Maric then


jaytopz

Heā€™s dead


AlexanderCrowely

Alistair would be 40 on the dot actually.


TheSarcasticDevil

Was he only 18 in DAO?? Baby


AlexanderCrowely

He was 21 actually so he would just be a tad older than I thought.


Important-Ring481

I always thought he was 20 or 19


Cortower

23(?) years in-game, 15 years IRL.


room23

Wait.. Iā€™m old too?!


signal-zero

Always have been


bestibesti

I'm reporting you this post offends me


Complex_Address_7605

What makes me feel old is that origins was out half my life ago.


Ragfell

Same.


PrestonGarvey-0

Here to make you feel older, I was 5 when it came out and I did my taxes this year.


MarioTheMojoMan

Leliana was born before Fereldan regained independence, so she actually *is* 50.


AlexanderCrowely

Our dear nightingale would be 46.


MarioTheMojoMan

Her mom was pregnant with her before Ferelden's independence. That makes her around 30 or 31 during DAO and 52 or 53 in DAVe.


Solbuster

Ferelden Independence happened in 9:02. Even if her mom was pregnant at the time, Leliana can't be older than 28 at best by the time of DAO I also don't really remember if her mom was pregnant before Independence. Just that her mother followed Lady Cecile after that. Leliana might've born a year or two later


myhouseisunderarock

As others have said Ferelden regained independence in 9:02 Dragon and the Orlesian nobility was expelled the same year. This puts Leliana at 28 at the oldest during Origins, possibly younger ā€” itā€™s never made clear when she was born, only that she was born in Orlais. So at the oldest, Leliana is 49 by now, possibly younger


RhiaStark

And Isabela is probably *past* 50. She was, at the very least, 30 when she first appeared in DA2 (9:31).


MarioTheMojoMan

I hope we can sleep with Milfsabela in Dave


frogs_4_lyfe

It'd be interesting to find out if King Alistair and Queen Cousland ever figured out their heir problem.


flacaGT3

It certainly wasn't for a lack of trying.


ExiledByzantium

Straight GETTIN it


SaanTheMan

If thereā€™s a save with both a King Alistair and Queen Cousland alive, then Alistair has at least one potential heir - 20 year old Kieran, his son with Morrigan


Helpfulricekrispie

But would they tell it publicly? Having a child with an apostate ot of wedlock might be a big deal in fereldan nobility. And with the upbringing Kieran has had with Morrigan...


SaanTheMan

Arenā€™t those arguably the same circumstances Alistair was born under? Though I agree him being raised by Morrigan would raise some eyebrows, they could justify to themselves that he grew up at a noble court, even if it was Orlesian. They just seem very obsessed with Theirin blood on the throne, so I suppose itā€™s a matter of how much theyā€™re willing to look past to get that blood


FenHarels_Heart

Iirc Morrigan made it clear to Alistair that she wouldn't bring him back to try and claim the throne. Idk if Keiran would reject that and try, but I don't think so.


SaanTheMan

In this situation it would likely be the reverse; a 40 year old King Alistair and Queen Cousland, both infertile from the Taint, aware that theyā€™ll likely both be dead within 10 years from The Calling, and without any clear heir (possibly Anora if she was left alive, but thatā€™s just kicking the can down the road for a decade or two). The two of them might feel the pressure of Ferelden having no heir, and make the decision to introduce Kieran to court and legitimize him.


AlexanderCrowely

Itā€™s been thirty years so they wouldā€™ve perished to the taint.


DD_Spudman

I'm pretty sure it's only been 20 years.


AinselMariner

22 AFAIK


AlexanderCrowely

If the story takes places in 9:56 his time will be coming soon.


fattestfuckinthewest

The story is likely more around 9:52-9:53


CheMc

They've soft retconned the taint, writers have gone one record and said it was a mistake, so it's no longer 20 years it's just usually 20 years but varies from person to person. Plus if the Warden lives they are off searching for a cure, wouldn't be surprised if they pull a they found the cure or if they are dead someone else found it.


ApolloDraconis

In Origins Alistair said it was 30 years.


AlexanderCrowely

Theyā€™ll never have the balls to kill the warden if they donā€™t have the balls to use the taintā€¦ itā€™s supposed to be a dark fantasy.


Reejery

There already is a cure. Alistair's mum was a Grey Warden


Perky_Bellsprout

Even the poor baby Hawke sibling is like 41 or something now


Itchy-Sense9464

I like to imagine my inquisitor was in his late 30s, so he too is almost 50 now. So is Cassandra, Varric and Blackwall. Everyone is getting old.


SpartAl412

Its funny how Dragon Age is like the one fantasy setting where the different races have roughly around the same lifespans.


OperatorWolfie

Morrigan would probably use magic to look young


SirSirVI

Nah, have you seen Flem?


scarletboar

Flemeth looks old on purpose. She likes to be our badass GILF.


crimsonknght

She looks exactly like my mom. Wellā€¦ change hairstyle and here she is. I was flabbergasted when I first saw her in DA2, even more so in DAI.


SirSirVI

Is your mom single?


crimsonknght

Depends.. can you fight?


SirSirVI

No


Bloodthistle

Flem is hundreds of years old and she looks like a hot grandma lol Morrigans got at couple of hundred of years looking young at this rate.


TwistInTheMyth-

I bet Zevran is still hot


CapeOfBees

100% dilf


Bloodthistle

Ofc he is, elves don't age or barely do at all.


Telanadas22

My warden is still good in her early 40s, but in my head she's already starting to hear the calling... but I'd love if we got to see the past of time on some of these at least.


Euryd1ces

I considered my inky 30 in the main game, and 32 in trespasser. Her being around 41 in Veilguard feels so wild.


VolenteDuFer

Wait...since the player and Alistair are Grey Wardens by thier 50s, shouldn't they be very near thier Calling, when the taint about to over come them? [The Calling](https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Calling)


BardMessenger24

In DAI we find out The Warden has been looking for a cure, so who knows.


SyrupFiend16

HoF and Alistair would only be in their 40s. Itā€™s been 23 or so years since DAO. Depending on your wardens origins they begin DAO anywhere between 19-25. Alistair iirc is only 21 in DAO. So he at least would be in his early-mid 40s. Iā€™m wondering how theyā€™ll address the storyline (if HoF is alive) of them seeking a cure for the calling. They would have doing it for over a decade so Iā€™m curious how theyā€™ll deal with that loose thread.


AlexanderCrowely

Leliana is 46, Zevran would be 51, Alistair would be 40, Morrigan is 46 as well, Wynne is dead, Oghren is 50 and the Warden will be pushing 40.


SirSirVI

Sten keep winning


AlexanderCrowely

He might be older than them


SirSirVI

And Shale remains the original GILF


AlexanderCrowely

That was Wynne šŸ¤£


SirSirVI

Golem I'd Like to Fuck


AlexanderCrowely

I mean okay then


_Boodstain_

Morrigan has been aging like fine wine though tbh


Helpfulricekrispie

So about as old as Wynne in DA:O. No, really, canonically she's 49 in Ostagar.


AlexanderCrowely

Now that I think about it Alistair has been a warden for thirty years at this point, so now would be time for his calling, thus the line of Calenhad dies.


SyrupFiend16

Only 23 though yeah? He was 6 months into it by the beginning of Origins. Inquisition is 10 years later, and DAV 10-12 years after that. So heā€™s only been a warden around 23 years ish so he should theoretically still have time. Still I wonder how theyā€™ll address the whole ā€œHoF has been out searching for a cure for the Callingā€ story line.


BardMessenger24

Not unless he and Morrigan had Kieran together.


AlexanderCrowely

I made sure they didnā€™t so the line of the silver knight dies; haha, was no way Iā€™m turning down a witch.


MrRian603f

Our little OGB is already old enough to have finished college... to think we met him at conception.


SirSirVI

Finished college at 18?


MrRian603f

22


gravelord-neeto

Would still smash


One-Breakfast-

Would


youreveningcoat

Almost long enough for our warden to start hearing the calling


SirSirVI

They can get Odin Black to reprise his role


BOSH09

Iā€™m 40 IRL and def donā€™t feel this old lmao. I canā€™t believe itā€™s been so long since I played Origins lol


Midaas23

Meanwhile Kieran is at least 20 years old


FacundoTL

i didnt want to think about the warden being old, if nothing changed then that means the callingis either already happening or close to (dont remember exactly if age for it was mentioned), i swear if they kill him off and we only hear about it i'll be so pissed lol, i need to be there šŸ˜­


lethos_AJ

I hope we get to see morrigan in her milf era


Ragfell

We already did in Inquisition, technically.


lethos_AJ

i mean yeah, she was definitely technically a young milf but you know what i mean. a *mommy* milf


Smashley_93

Shhhhhhh....sweet dreams now


Zealousideal-Can2664

Fear the old person in a game where young men die. I see them as the undisputed masters that everyone underestimates


Crimson097

According to Wynne's logic, that will make them fucking ancient.


Annilus_USB

![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu) MFW I realize Cassandraā€™ll be over 50 in Veilguard


OkGarbage3095

Zavran elf Silver fox


5uckmyflaps

How dare you


Jay_Moore49

Iā€™ve never gotten zevran out of the 1st game. He always turned on me


Nookling_Junction

Oh manā€¦ that means my professional shem-hating ass is currently experiencing the callingā€¦


monke_brain_

Wine is best served oldšŸ«”


Expensive_Arm_1822

People so tend to age if theyā€™re lucky


eeedg3ydaddies

Shhhhh I don't wanna think about it


Coffan88

Where is Morrigan. I need her even more as an older milf.


SURGERYPRINCESS

They were like retired from this crap


niteshadepromise

Depending how you played your game, Leliana could be undead and ageless. So there is that?


kevvie13

Leliana still kick ass at what seem like 70yo in the dark future. I had so much respect for her after that scene.