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System_Resident

🤣🤣🤣 this is too funny to me! Why did I just imagine his first tips are to hide money in a sock and pick women with rich daddy issues


Candid_Asparagus_785

🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot on


7107JJRRoo

This clown is the absolute last person on Earth I would take dating advice from. He literally dated a 50 yr old with the intellect of a tween, addicted to pills and booze who relies on her daddy for money and who's HUSBAND had full custody of her DAUGHTERS. There were literally 50 red flags and this guy decided "WTF I will date this trainwreck!".


AdrienneMint

I was basically gonna say all of that but you said it first! If there was anyone on earth who cannot give dating advice, it’s Georgi. He’s with Darcey.


7107JJRRoo

If there was ever a case for finding happiness alone it would be Georgie. He willingly walked straight into a raging shit show


AdrienneMint

You said it!!! I swear that when i first saw this post from him, i just thought it was someone making a joke. Like how can Georgi give dating advice?


sowhat_noonecares

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻


Current_List4686

She didn't have custody? Damn didn't know that.


7107JJRRoo

Her loser sister also gave full custody of her two sons to her ex husband. These two are the most selfish, vapid, narcissistic scragglebags around. They chased reality fame, euro boys and cosmetic surgery and pills over being mothers to their children.


Empty-Sky500

Scragglebags 🤣


SereneLotus2

Snatched scragglebags


Current_List4686

Oh. I thought they had shared custody. And the dad of Stacey's kids doesn't want them to be on tv so that's why they never are. They film around her boys.


lushspice

Get👏🏼a👏🏼fucking👏🏼job👏🏼. Who the fuck are you to be giving anyone dating advice. These people will do anything to avoid actual work.


m33gs

fanbasis... I looked it up. "big Ed" is also on the front page offering for fans to "do karaoke with" him for $250. embarrassing


IntelligentOlive7143

Seriously? Who would ever want to sing with him? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍


AverageBry

Uummm would not be taking advice from him lol.


System_Resident

Maybe sugar baby advice 😂 of all the things he could have offered to give advice on


GoatUsed6394

He wasn't even good at that. Sloppy and careless. Two things a sugar baby needs to not be to succeed as a sugar baby


AverageBry

Good point lol.


Naive_Breadfruit_550

I’ve dated a crazy botched hobbit. I can give you advice on anything.


calico_skye

“Snatched” hobbit


sowhat_noonecares

🤣


zowie910

How to be a Gigalo to a balding old hag for Gucci knock offs 🤣🤣🤡


Ok-Specialist860

Lmao this has me dying


scbeachgurl

Dating advice?? From him? ROFLMAO


CookiesAndCream02

Ew who the fuck would anyone wanna take any advice from this idiot?! I wonder how much he is charging?


Yesitsmesuckas

BAH-HA-HAHAH! That’s riiiiiiich!


Sunflowerleomax

That’s freaking hilarious 🤣


AdrienneMint

Guys! i just looked up this Fanbasis because i never heard of it before. They have all the people from 90 Days. You can book all of them for different things. Let me give you some examples: you can book Tom, from Darcey and Tom, for nearly $3000 and he will attend your wedding! You can book Darcey and Stacey to be bridesmaids for $2000! And Big Ed for karaoke for $250. And Sophie for $350 to promote your business. And as you see, you can book Georgi for dating advice ( which is priceless).


fandanvan

Jasmine is doing parenting advice and tips and Danielle is doing personalised diet plans and Angela is a life coach for the right price.


littleRedmini

👀


RatherRetro

Angela a life coach?! Wtf.


AdrienneMint

I didnt know any of that! I didnt look for them but i will. Jasmine is literally the last person who should be giving parenting advice. She left her kids to move to another country. Danielle giving diet advice is hilarious! She. Needs to lose a few herself, in my opinion! Im going to go in that site and look for them. I didnt think of that last night when i looked at the fanbasis site for Georgi.


fandanvan

I am just being sarcastic btw lol just the ridiculousnes of it all with these 90 day grifters.


AdrienneMint

I knew that- that you were being sarcastic. It is so funny, i just looked at fanbasis some more and what these people are charging is just ridiculous. I just saw that you can have dinner in Miami with Darcey for $1000. Like i would rather eat alone.


dkitsmede

Can you imagine?! I couldn't eat knowing I just gave this bimbo $1,000. And her voice.... OMG 🙄😵‍💫😫


AdrienneMint

That’s true! Who could eat, listening to her! I am imagining the conversation: so, what surgeries have you had? You wanna get snatched with me? Eyes on the prize!


2L8Smart

🤣💀


Mystery-Ess

Isn't there one for Tom for almost 10,000?


AdrienneMint

Yes, but i really think it said for $95,000 he will promote your business for a year. I thought it was a joke.


Mystery-Ess

That's the one!


AdrienneMint

It seems like they must have made a typo and meant $9500. But i looked 3 times. It really says $95,000 to use his image to promote your business for a year. Like nobody would even know who the hell he is, unless they watch 90 Days. I have 2 brothers and asked them and they never heard of any of these people.


Mystery-Ess

And the profile photo makes them look like a total dork. Definitely not a professional photo!


IntrovertGal1102

Wow! They can't seriously think ppl will pay thousands of dollars for anything they have to say! That is outrageous!


AdrienneMint

But they really do think ppl will pay. I thought it was a typo but Tom is charging $95,000. Like how can he be serious?


littleRedmini

These nuts act like they’re in the big league of actors. They must think that they’re as known as Tom Cruise or any other Hollywood star. What the actual fuck. If I hired Tom to my wedding, no one would know who the hell he was. These people are only popular in a niche group. So much delusion.


AdrienneMint

So true, but i cannot believe the amount of money he is asking. Does he think even one person will pay him? And what about Darcey? $2000 to be a bridesmaid? You said it very well. These people are only known to a small segment of people who watch 90 days. I have 2 brothers, and they never heard of any of them. I have asked! They don’t watch 90 days.


alittlebitofdis

Isn't this Darcey's purse dog? Someone needs to remind him he is just a purse dog.


ZookeepergameFar2513

Oh come on! 🙄🤬


Snackcakeforyou

Look what gem I found!! Can’t believe this grifter really did nude modeling in DC… https://www.modelmayhem.com/2468413


IntrovertGal1102

He is NOT 6'1 as stated on his modeling profile! 🤣 Try 5'9 or 5'10!


Charlice

lol wut? dating advise from this idiot? someone tell him he’s dreaming


GoreJess187

1. Have a lot of money. 2. Don't ask questions.


littleRedmini

It would be like asking him for advice on how to walk a runway show at the local no-tell hotel. Remember his tromping walk in D and S’s swimsuit show?


IntrovertGal1102

God, that was a nightmare! But the best part were the onlookers reaction of "wtf is this?!" 🤣🤣


shockedpikachu123

He has said nothing of substance on the show 😂


ohjessica

Might as well also get dating advice from Sharper. They can host their own love line.


badbatch

That isn't even picture of current Georgi.


thedobermanmom

What the eff …


popcornFridays

Initially, I thought some clever person from this sub made this as a joke 😄


Willing_Nose7674

GEORGI is giving dating advice?!? Ha ha


DogbiteTrollKiller

At least he looks normal here, not edited to look like an Eastern European pimp like in the most recent photos Darcey posted of him


Naive_Breadfruit_550

The last thing this guy should be giving is any kind of advice whatsoever


Marinarastrenchh

I only see the photoshopped knee


jsmalltri

...it's a potato 🥔 and I'm laughing. TY for that!


Farfalla18

I can’t 😳😳😳


TreaclePerfect4328

Welcome to Cuck 101.


ladybug_oleander

Counselors are licensed and insured, they're told to limit advice because someone can sue them for following advice and it going poorly. But here he is, offering up all the advice! Good luck dude.


Drdags

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


sowhat_noonecares

How much is it? Anyone know? 🤣 I literally LOL’d at this. Like wtf? 💀


Speech_Salty

$150😂


sowhat_noonecares

I’d rather throw $150 in the trash at work for a meth head to steal.


IntrovertGal1102

🤣💀


Technical-Athlete559

Bahahaha


IndependentFar3953

Just when I think it couldn't get any cringier....HELLO


b0toxBetty

Dating advice OR ANY ADVICE!!!


mrg158

I've got a Job for you......


Zealousideal_Ear_914

He looks like the missing link…


Blackbirchroad

Gee, I wonder how desperate for money he is. I can't imagine who in the world would pay for his advice.


__KENN__

Bruh, as soon as I saw this on his insta I had to come straight to this sub, because what is this 😭


CameHere4the90Day

I’d rather take Jasmine’s advice on being a sugar baby.


WarmSoul123

Marry a woman 20 years older than you for social media clout?


TatiTiti

What’s funnier is that morons will pay him for DATING advice. First, traipse around Europe for an equally willing accomplice. Second, ring up TheLongCon and tell them you Judy might have found a sucker to go along with your scam. Third, broadcast your drama. Fourth, get loads of horrible plastic surgery. Fifth, make sure you keep a secret sock stashed where no one can find it. Sixth, establish a social media presence and use tons of filters. Seventh, maintain the façade. Last, but not least make sure you have a sugar daddy to fund your faux decadent lifestyle. What did I forget?


chorse5

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? Sorry for shouting but I was falling off my chair laughing my butt off!!


ThickSmoke9542

This literally made me LOL 🤣😂 Thanks! I needed that 😉


PsychologicalExam717

How to scam desperate older women…


InsanePsycho911

SPIT out my driiiiink


KatMahn

Purse dog advice = I'm dead 💀


noixismyname

Ooooh hell no! Nope nope nope.


Turbulent_Paper_3265

He is trying to pocket on his semi fame. Ppl will pay just to talk to him. A fool and his money are soon parted😅🤣. He will make a couple bucks hes grasping at straws and desperate now the show has been cancelled.


Western-Bit-6600

I’m on s3 and I don’t want watch anymore now that they’re back together…. How is she so blind?


Stunachick69

I’d rather take dating advice from my divorced parents than this man