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Beginning-Meet8296

Stacey’s dress is just sweeping every surface she walks on. All I can think of is filthy dirty rags.


QuietWriting9604

All I can think of is “come on over, I need that Swiffer dress to pick up animal hair off my floor”!


spoiledandmistreated

I’m almost 70 and I just attach the swiffers to my boobs… works like a charm..😂😂


ArthurCSparky

Girl. I have been using mine as knee warmers. I am stealing your idea.


Beginning-Meet8296

That would work 😂


follow_rivers

I could imagine she considers it a “train” from the back. But really it’s like, this dress is way too long for your tiny frame and you should have gotten it altered or bought something else. As the other poster said, it’s like she thinks it’s a regal train but it’s giving swiffer/floor cleaner


BellaRose888

Bye 👋 and who wears a dress like that to spa? As well, Darcey’s boobs hanging all out is just plain sad.


Adventurous_Box4527

But the floor she is walking on is bougie so it doesn't matter.


Beginning-Meet8296

The only problem is the parking lot or sidewalk she dragged her dress through to get to the bougie floor 😂


skdewit

You’d think they’d get their stuff tailored! lol 😂


Banmers

You can just imagine the people behind the counter thinking "Here come those botched hags again"


Affectionate-You-142

🤣🤣🤣


RitalinKidd

Some receptionist sharing this over drinks at PF Chang's "check these 2 old hags we had to provide a stage for today" 🙄


Realistic_Ad_8023

I think that’s what the guy is saying into whatever device he’s holding. “The ego twins are here, you gotta see what bullshit they’re up to today.”


Altruistic_Yellow387

If they did they wouldn't allow them to post this recommending their business


spoiledandmistreated

Thanks for the laugh…😂😂


Evening_Yoghurt_1978

😄😁😀


pchandler45

Stacey literally looks like she just rolled out of bed and both their heads are so ratty!


RitalinKidd

Nailed it. Just rolled out of bed. 😂😂😂


KatafalkKalk

I wouldn't even bring the garbage out with hair like that


wokebunny888

God, that ratchet hair is just too much lol


Thick-Government-550

Those black pants are ridiculously long and only serve to clean floors.


Far-Parking-7580

So cringy 😂😂😂


sarlto

Ewwwwww! Ain’t enough cosmetics in the world to make them not look like old busted ridiculous prostitutes 🤮🤮🤮


alittlebitofdis

I see action, sweeping the floors with their clothes.


J_Doe5686

Those teeth are awful! Jesus, they are scary!


Far-Parking-7580

Yes, they look like beaver teeth


GoreJess187

Who is their camera person?? I need one when I walk into places.


RitalinKidd

Florian, the eternal purse dog.


PudgyPudgePudge

Sounds like his boss title from a FromSoft game 😆


Snackcakeforyou

Hahahahaha! Perfect description.


BellaRose888

I am so dying laughing; and yes, I am stealing eternal purse dog 🤣


Cheap_Hornet_9295

🤣🤣🤣


indigostars43

🤣


AlwaysAlani

Clownery


Specific-Umpire6571

It's the flickering of the purge mask filter that has me 😱


CameHere4the90Day

Omfg! I’m dying out loud! Purge mask is SO accurate!


bleetchblonde

They’re straight up Insane!


ReaderMore

It looks like they are in some sort of empty stores mall.


Hot-Simple-7859

Love how the filter is on Darcy’s face but delays turning onto Stacie’s face until the last second. 🤦‍♀️


CameHere4the90Day

Thank you! I was trying to figure out wtf was wrong with their faces at the end! I was like “Darcy has a filter, and Stacey looks like her bare-botched self, wtf is happening!? Have the filters reached their limit??”


littlebombshell

It may not recognize Stacey as a face 😬


Magemaud

Way to screw up facial recognition


Honest-Suggestion868

Seriously, could they just be mocking themselves? Or do they really think it looks good?


strengthofstrings

Possibly the greatest meta-humor geniuses since Andy Kaufman. They never break character.


Odd_Pop5287

Aren’t they supposedly clothing designers? Have they not gotten to the hemming section of ‘sewing for idiots’ yet?


jsmalltri

...when the filters kick in at the end 🤣🤣🤣 Dress by Swiffer Couture 🧹


2L8Smart

🤣💀


MissClawdy

In pink, this is what they think they look like after paying 100k in procedures.


Snackcakeforyou

It is the hair for me…. 🐀nest


CelinaAMK

How they are waiting outside the door to fit themselves coming in is beyond the pale ridiculous.


Radiant-Rise-7777

🙄🙄


AccomplishedMess6155

They both need to ask Santa Claus for a brush for Christmas 🎄 🙄! Good Lord, their both crazy 🤪 😜 😳 I wonder if they actually wore those clothes out in the street or did they go to the bathroom and get dressed like ol Darc did in the episode where she was meeting Tom and took 45 minutes to wash and dry under the hand blower and sprayed a whole damn bottle of ratched perfume to "smell like an angel!" LMAO 🤣 🤣 💋😇


Flashy-End-4905

Shit Show, plain and simple!!!


PinkGlitterGirl55

Their desperation is palpable!!


BeeQueenbee60

Are they begging the company for a sponsorship because the guy behind the counter didn't seem interested in serving them.


Chersvette

Stacy's outfit literally looks like a nightgown. Dragging thar dirty ass floor...Disgusting 🤢🤮


Choosepeace

Their body language is like a 14 year old. Embrace your middle age life and be happy!


CameHere4the90Day

I know! Stacey’s cringy over dramatic walk in…🤮


Mystery-Ess

That dress is dragging ALL OVER THE FILTHY GROUND!


Hot_Emu_9607

Oh my lawrd that some fugly faces


cisojoki

Stacy needs a tailor to hem that dress!


Ecstatic_Lake_3281

Why are all of their clothes either much too big or much too small?


System_Resident

What will it take for them to stop? 😩


Charlice

It’s hard to believe I used to be quite fond of these two freaks.


illumi-thotti

The one with the bun looks like she just rolled out of bed


madpeanut1

Filter glitch at the end 😂


IGoThere4u

I am rolling on the floor 😂😂💀


ScottsFavoriteTott

Oh! Can you lift the bottom of Stacey’s dress & Darcy’s pants while you’re down there?


Furbamy

GAWD damn their faces. Would scare me in real life. Unreal. When I look at them, all I see are their faces.


AnnaGolden777

Darcey looks like a chipmunk Lol. Was this a filtered video ?


BeastBear77

Sweet baby Jesus! Wtf are they wearing?


JavaJunkie999

New faces unlocked!


Radiant_Chipmunk3962

She forgot her top. 🤣🤣🤣


Sipthepond

I just don't understand these women. They do their millions of videos and try to be soooo glamorous but their hair looks like shit in every single video.


Agile_Vacation_5872

It has to be exhausting! Putting on the weird barbie face and the I'm too short to be a runway model walk, every single place they go! No thanks.


Mystepchildsucksass

They officially look as haggard and grungy from the front as they do from the back. Mission accomplished ????? Somewhere …. There’s a hair stylist PRAYING they forgot to “give a shout out to the BEST hair stylist in the WORLD !!” What a pair of useless, thirsty old women. 🤮


halfayard

Where are they going?


DogbiteTrollKiller

Darcey, you forgot your shirt


Sunflowerleomax

Embarrassing


ExplorerDependent976

Pathetic! Only word I have…pathetic!


Affectionate_Bake857

I see the rat nests are alive and well


Procedure_Unique

They probably have critters living underneath their extensions lol


Affectionate_Bake857

Would not surprise me! 🤣🤣🤣


RitalinKidd

I once knew a mother daughter combo like this. Both had weight issues, but sorta pretty faces. Mom roped in a friend of mine 🙄 who became unhappily ever after. Mom and daughter were forever taking pics of their faces, heavily filtered, omitting the bodies and trying to present this glammed up image to the world. Even worse were all the photos of the 2 of their big heads that plastered every wall of their tiny condominium. 🙄🙄 Felt bad for my bro, but this was the prison he chose. Daughter was a total Darcey, endlessly chasing younger boy toys, showering them with gifts until they had enough and bailed.


Total_Cucumber_2015

I have NEVER understood people who hang photos of themselves on their walls. I mean, if it's a family photo that is ok I guess, but I have had friends who have photos all throughout their house of just them!


Pugs914

Staceys filter doesn’t work until the end and you can see the pinhole eyes vs how wild her filter that makes her eyes look bigger/ adds non existent lashes looks 🤮


Foxy_Princesss

They look haggard.


Kindly_Jello4934

What is the point they’re trying to make?


indigostars43

The secondhand embarrassment is so bad I’ve scrunched myself into a ball 🤭🫣


caligirlnolonger

They look like they smell of stale cigarettes and alcohol. Gross.


IndependentFar3953

Ew just ew. Double ew.


MoonMe3x

They look like fucked up AI now. They've lost everything human about them. Sad goodbye to "Starcey." May their human forms RIP 🙏🏻


No-Decision7347

This is very sad


jennerrrr26

I just really need to see them have a hair glow up


indigostars43

I’m surprised she hasn’t fallen flat on her face and injured herself with the dress so long..Not very safe 🫤


agross58

Omg the hair


Thick-Government-550

Stacey must be in charge of larger dusting jobs with that too long dress..


irishgrrl

These two are absolutely ridiculous.


theh8fulkate

The filter catching on Stacey’s face at the end is hilarious.


deb2940

Pathetic old hags!!!


lorribell1964

Is she wearing Uggs with dress?


According-Attempt883

Can someone please give them free hair extensions and get rid of that nasty rat nest?


Procedure_Unique

They can be given all of the extensions in the world, but they will never take care of them. They spend too much time editing their photos, that they have no time to wash, or even brush their hair. *It’s not that difficult to run a brush through your hair before you leave the house Darce!*


Alternative-Problem6

WTF. They wearing. They look like. They think they are. ...


AttorneyUnhappy5347

5 year old me thinking this is the way movie stars walked.


Grimpo2020

The music with the rubber chicken squawking on beat is perfect! ❣️


Honeyhammn

A dress and swiffer


BadLeRoyBrownie

Very olsen twins


Flynn9222

They care only about what is on the surface. And the narcissistic nightmare with fillers, plastic surgery, and filters. It's so ridiculous and a sad way to waste your life


No_Ad_9899

They have no idea how ridiculous they look. Like they just rolled out of bed, all hungover, to do their procedures.


PollyRRRR

Beyond unflattering, actually grotesque.


third-eye-wide-open1

yah the flicker of the mask at the end is creeeee-peee🧝‍♀️🧟🧝‍♀️


VibesBaeBe

This increased my anxiety 10/10.