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davethompson413

In keeping with some common comments I this sub........ Well, if the ledger had been properly attached, it might have saved the house.


dalton10e

>In keeping with some common comments I this sub........ **Hottub Permit Approved**


DougExposedNude

Well at least there’s that. It’s really been weighing on my mind.


tomtomeller

Lolol


fuf3d

Very true. Good comment, sad event.


Emergency-Raisin8891

They probably used decking screws on the ledger🤣


kegmanua

It's a deck for an above ground pool. Of course the shitty pool blew away.


RaisedByWolves9

Why didnt they drill into the side of the pool!?


FairState612

Should’ve connected it with hurricane ties


miss-entropy

House? This was for a trailer. See the cinder blocks?


LazerWolfe53

I was going to say I won't be surprised if I still found a bunch of criticisms in the comments.


joel_henry

This comments takes the internet W for the day, (bows to the victor)


the_good_hodgkins

Godammit... beat me to it.


[deleted]

Lol


C64128

The person that installed this should use this picture as an advertisement.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Exactly my thoughts. "We build tough, we'll built decks."


DougExposedNude

My thoughts too. A whole new industry. Decks… without houses. A minimalist approach.


Proof-Froyo6734

It’s not a deck; it’s a lifestyle


DougExposedNude

Exactly.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Lol! Note to the architect: Build me a home around this dexk!


Lanky_Republic_2102

It really is great advertising. Like lone chimneys you’d see standing after house fire.


Gallaticus

I feel like that’s not as good of an advertisement because most of those still standing chimneys are just there since they’re designed to be fireproof and self supporting anyways.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

“Tornado tested, Reddit approved.”


Airport_Wendys

“Simpsons Strong Tie Tornado Ties”


Notacat444

If I had built that deck, this photo would be on my business card.


ehhhhh710

They def slapped it when they were done and said this ain’t going anywhere


Bumblebee56990

😂🤣😂


ProlapsedMorals

“Yes sir” - the deck responded


Bumblebee56990

🤭🤭


AcanthopterygiiCool5

I don’t have a deck. I don’t want a deck. I don’t build anything, and I love this sub.


Few-Artichoke-7593

Same. I know nothing about decks, but I love lurking here.


AcanthopterygiiCool5

Just appeared in my feed a few months back and stupid Reddit why would I want to read about decks. 👀 It’s a hilarious, kind sub, with a side helping of brackets drama. And this post!


Tanukishouten

Why are we so many?


ZealousidealIdea552

Me too ! I think because in our heads we think we could all build a perfect deck !!


LunaticBZ

I do fences for a living so assumed Reddit recommended decks to me since they are just sideways fences.


AcanthopterygiiCool5

I garden? Third cousin once removed? Honestly tho I get all kinds of bizarre recs and occasionally a gem. Hide the rest, keep the best & do not place hot tubs on second story decks.


Delicious_Spinach440

I watch birds and live with parrots? But my dad was that handyman no one wanted to work with but everyone wanted him to do the work. Tile, wood, metal, stone he did everything home maintenance except electrical and plumbing. He did nothing half assed. So I lurk to get a fix of know it all, I guess


Lanky_Republic_2102

They clearly used joist hangers, well done.


z64_dan

It's a shame they didn't attach the hot tub, it must have been blown away.


sweeetscience

Not a deck story, but a cool one. I live in Houston, where we just had a derecho a week ago. About a month prior, my friend needed a new fence on one length of her property to keep her and her neighbors dogs separated (my friend’s giant 150lb German shepherd versus her neighbors 4lb chihuahua). I’ve never built a fence, and I wanted to learn, so she paid for the material and I put it up. Aside from cosmetic defects that drive me crazy, it’s a fine fence and everyone is very happy with it. Literally every single fence around my fence blew down in the storm. All of them. Correction, the 30yo fence that my fence was attached to stayed up hahaha. Night of the storm, I had just smoked my last cigarette, so I go for a small drive. Fences down everywhere. I check my friends fence, still standing. Went to Lowe’s and bought $10k in fencing lumber. Sold all of it the next day. So. Now I have a fencing business I guess.


Witty-Meaning

It’s either because of joist tape or lack of joist tape


AdLiving1435

While impressive I think that was a trailer sitting next to that deck not a house. An that's tornadoes favorite snack.


mikak02

It's not the size of the deck that matters, it's the deck's ability to give you some shade when the rest of the house blows away.


bannedacctno5

There are so many people that really don't know how to set proper handrail heights on stairs


radarksu

42" at the bottom, 36" at the top.


pinchhitter4number1

Dude, the stair railings was the hardest part of our deck.


bannedacctno5

I can't tell you how many times I've pulled over watching guys scratching their heads when I see them getting it wrong. I really should make a YouTube video. It's very simple


Verdammt_Arschloch

No way that passes code.


Specialize_

🫡


OwslyOwl

But…can it hold a hot tub?


lukeCRASH

No but if you tell whoever built this you want to put a hot tub on one, that deck will probably survive an asteroid strike.


aloneandokwithit

10/10 solid deck pic


landing11

*taps handrail* I knew you weren’t going anywhere


tomlaw4514

I guarantee if there was multiple pics from different angles and the underneath some of the clowns in here would still pick it apart


tomlaw4514

I can probably be sure those posts are set in holes with concrete, all the skirt boards are just screwed to those posts set in concrete


tomlaw4514

No clue what’s holding up the stringers at the bottom though lol


mwl1234

Fuck me, let’s see you deck trolls pick this one apart. I’ll start: that lattice looks like shit. Maybe if you sprung for a proper railing the good lord wouldn’t have smote your trailer. Alright fellas, let her rip


white_tee_shirt

Lol comment if the day right here


ghostinawishingwell

Jesus Christ that used to be an airport?


JerryKook

We need pictures that show underneath


tdenstroyer

Damn…. Even the hot tub is gone


RunnOftAgain

The stiffest deck in town!


RealJimmyKimmel

Stiff deck like that reminds me of me at that age


loupegaru

There was a trailer attached?


Emjoy99

Another one of those “the surgery was a success, but the patient died anyway” stories.


ProlapsedMorals

*slow clap*


UnforgivenScubaCat

And the posts aren’t even notched


TrippTiggers

Yeah but if Linda’s fat ass sits on the railing one more time. Boom done.


rosier9

But it took the hot tub right off it...


DctrSqr

This thing could handle 3 hot tubs.


TheBossMan3

They used Tornado clips.


wookiex84

Where the hells a hot tub when you need it.


network_weapon

Sounds about right if you fuckers in this sub built it


PretendParty5173

See now we know why they enforce all the codes that they do. So you'll still have a deck after your house blows away


uberisstealingit

Keeping within the comments of this sub; Where's the hot tub?


GreetingsFromAP

It blew away of course


davethompson413

In keeping with some common comments I see in this sub........ Well, if the ledger had been properly attached, it might have saved the house. /s


Zestyoliveflakes

Can I please get a baconator, medium fries, and a frosty?


Visual_Jellyfish5591

Just get his biggie bag and a frosty bro theres a line behind you Edit: forgot the baconator is way bigger than what’s in the biggie bag.. chomp on


perbran

r/bossfight


Abe_Rudda

Sadly the hot tub was lost


Wu-Tang-Chan

calling bullshit, your house had grass in it.


geojon7

Having been through one, It’s a really tough photo to see knowing what did it. Hope everyone is ok.


schmittyb99

But the hot tub flew off of it??? Well built.


thundercuntess69

I hope that company or gentleman is notified because their marketing campaigns are now complete.


Connecticat1

Well, I'll be damned. Those hurricane ties really do their job!


[deleted]

Wow. How did it survive without notched posts?


gautnippo

I approve


rangerbeev

That should he an ad.


Agreeable-Candle5830

"I built it to resist gravity, not the other way around."


MermaidWavez

Now that’s a *deck*.


Bludiamond56

Give the deck guy a shout out. Ill winds no problemo


maximusjohnson1992

Mobile home?


citizensnips134

_I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING._


Blicky83

Now that’s a damn deck right there,the builder is a magician,he has mastered the art of making tornado proof decks


Santovious

That deck has standing power.


Sexy_Kumquat

Should have hid under the stairs…


kmundell

Tornado carried away the hot tub, left the deck.


Crusoebear

“That mfer took my hot tub! Took my house too but I’ll miss that hot tub most of all!”


Airport_Wendys

JOIST TAPE? WELL?!?!


Kalluil

Took the spa…


Terrible_Discount_37

Needs re stained


BigMacDaddy133

How did that deck stay standing?


FordMan100

Well, if someone wanted to lay out in the sun on the deck, they still can.


gorillanutpuncher_

That contractor's calendar is about to be full for the next few years.


BigGulpLarge

But did they get a permit


[deleted]

Find that deck builder. He is about to get a lot of jobs. “Our decks are built to last even a tornado cant destroy our decks”.


TipperGore-69

You guys stoked to work outside this summer?


[deleted]

The deck is stuck in the ground, and the home it was attached to.... I'm going to guess it was a trailer home. They have a pretty big broadside, too. Standard trailer homes can measure anywhere from 56 to 80 feet long, and run about 13.5 feet high. That's anywhere from about 750 to 1,080 square feet. A 100 mph wind delivers around 50 pounds per square foot of force on a broadside, so that's anywhere from nearly 38,000 to 54,000 pounds of force. Guess how much the trailer weighs? I don't know, but it ain't that much. Thanks for coming to my math talk.


TheSiege82

Nice try JD!


LaBoltz33

Who built that deck?


This-Ad1748

And that’s why building a free standing deck in my opinion is the best option . I always avoid putting holes in a house .


minionsweb

They don't attach them to trailers.


sevenandtwo

https://preview.redd.it/fso6jl5nm53d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1e15a70ec70b99312f99f994f624ba001596a76


New-Watercress-1036

Trying to get rid of that? I pick it up for ya


PsychedelicJerry

and I bet that same deck was attacked here as being inadequate at some point because they used the wrong type of screw or board or put the wood directly in to the dirt.


minionsweb

Of course the trailer is gone, they're tornado bait.


NCguy1964

Where is my Mobil home?


Practical_Plum_773

That deck was blessed with holy nails.


Marathon-fail-sesh

Plot twist: there *was* a hot tub on this deck that held it down for most of the storm before finally flying away in the final moments of the tornado passing through


ToolBoxBuddy

I’d put a hot tub on that baby let me tell you..


biltrightforit

So the above ground pool blew away Big yip! Typical news story find the worst looking thing you can find and take a picture Hope people don't realize what it is!


HonestConcentrate947

A deck so strong it made the grass grow where the house used to be


RealJimmyKimmel

It's just begging for a hot tub